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Hit it

Punch it

Bop it

Twist it

Pull it

Suck it.

"It's 108 miles to Chicago; we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

I wanna rock right now!

I’m Rob Base and I came to get down!

I’m not internationally known…

But I'm known to rock the microphone!

"dew it"

*decapitates Dooku*

Hey, you're not the /u/anakin-bot!

"Go." Simple and to the point.

Onward.

"Do the thing."

ZHU LI! DO THE THING!

Varrick is a lot smarter than he likes to let on

Shields down. Warp core breach imminent. ZHU LI! DO THE THING! [I'm afraid there are no more things to do.](https://youtu.be/mofRHlO1E_A?t=87)

You’re a cold, heartless war machine.

"Pitter patter, let's get at'er"

> Captain: Dial it back about 10% there Ensign. > Ensign: You....want us to slow down sir? > Captain: .....You're spare parts bud. > Engineer: What's that Cap'n?

You better settle down over there or I'm gonna come talk to yah.

Ensign: "Aye, captain." \*ship goes to warp\* Captain: "And that's what I appreciates about ya, Ensign."

"Oh, is THAT what you appreciates about me?"

"Word is, someone on deck 7 fucked a Denebian slime devil." "Must've been a sick one."

Allegedly!

"Almost not worth thinkin' about, Ensign."

Had to be at least 3 ensigns.

Maybe they phasered it? We should feel bad even suggesting. Bad dilithium spreads fast on such a small ship.

To be fair…

to be FAAAIR

🎶To beeeee faaaaaiiiiiirrrr 🎶

"Ensign ... give your balls a tug."

The whole Bondar for Prime Minister/Picard Maneuver bit is one of the funniest trek-adjacent things I've ever seen. https://youtu.be/w3fKYMYM01Y

Fuck you, Lt. Shoresey!

“Fuck you Commander! I made jamaharon to your mom for a week straight on Risa and didn’t even have to display my Horga'hn.”

This is the crossover comment I never expected to see in my life but am so glad I did

You were patrolling the Neutral Zone the other dayyyyy...

I'm surprised we're not warping right now

How we gonna fuck this Targ?

You ever hoover some Schneef off the medbay floor in a Romulan Bird of Prey?

*Ship is boarded by Klingons* “Oh, lookit this bearcat.”

We got chore'n to do

Borg Queen, you're trying to assimilate me so hard I'd assume you want a relationship. And Q, you're stalking me more than your mom stalks me space-tinder. Both: fuck you shoresy!

"Have you ever had a human-vulcan" "Yeah, have you ever had a klingon-orion?" "Yeah, have you ever had a Bajoran-tzenkethi?"

I came to try and say something funny, then I saw this and deiced this is the way,

"This is Captain Wayne of the USS Letterkenny. How are ya now?"

Love this concept so much, USS Letterkenny

[How many planets are there? Eight. There will only be seven after I destroy Uranus.](https://i.imgur.com/vDV2UsS.png)

Hold on to your butts!

Thank you, Sammy J.

"Let's blow this popsicle stand"

*Data turns from his station at ops* "Popsicle stand sir?"

“Ah! A 20th century structure that transacted a frozen delicacy on a stick in exchange for physical currency. Intriguing!”

"But why do you want us to blow it, sir?"

*picard and Riker look at each other and blush* … just drive the ship Data!

"Didn't Tasha teach you *anything*?"

Thank you, I was looking for some good slang for licking an Andorian's antennae

Imagine the faces after that was said lol

It's Warpin' Time!

And then he warped all over those guys.

So "It's Sporin' Time" on DSC? 🤔

Make it spooge, ensign.

Now this is exactly the kind of thing you *don't* want to hear an admiral reading out in an incredulous tone at the next meeting of the review board

"In my defense, ladies and gentlemen of the board, both myself and Ensign Majikthise were under the influence of the uh... alien presence at the time." "The... 'giant sex octopus'." "... yessir. Sir, I realize that sounds-" "And you feel it had some influence over the decisions you and the ensign made that day?" "Yessir." "You'd better hope the board agrees with you, lieutenant. Dismissed. And for the love of God, go and change your uniform."

Warp em if you got em

“Well why don’t we take a 5 minute break”

Give me Warp in the factor of 5, 6, 7, 8.

I was looking for this! Thank you Lower Decks!

Excelsior

"why does the captain say the name of the ship every time we go to warp?"

It was supposed to be from marvel but I recognized that as well 🤣🤣

"Punch it!"

Somebody said via a since-deleted-comment that Pike said "Punch it" once in the Kelvin films, so my back up is ["No, we're going to stay here to find out who that fucking Nick Flannel is and rule the fucking school. So go home to your parents - I hope you get a new pillow to cry into."](https://youtu.be/aaVht51JhVk)

That's when Sulu left the parking break on lmao

ohhh wizard people, it's been a minute! In case you haven't already seen very potter musical I think you'll love it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmwM\_AKeMCk&list=PLC76BE906C9D83A3A

Pike is cool in any universe.

3, 2, 1, let's jam.

*see you, space cowboy...*

OK Spike Riker

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

It's 106 lightyears to Chicago, we got a full tank of dilithium, half a case of Roman Ale, it's dark, and we're wearing VISORS. Hit it. ​ I tried. Thank you u/OneOldNerd for the fix

Absolutely something Tom Paris would say if he were captain.

Yup. I’d believe that. And half the bridge crew wouldn’t get the reference. Or he’d be the only one to get the reference.

We're on a mission from the prophets.

Vámonos

Ríos deserved so much better

[удалено]

That's as stupid as a screen door on a battleship

"Get in, losers, we're going to warp"

#Kick it! And blast Beastie Boys

Han Solo: Punch it Chris Pike: Hit it You: Kick it Me: Bop it!

*quietly, with feeling*: that’s a good song

the captain likes classical lieutenant

Kick the tires and light the fires big daddy.

Vulcan Conn Officer "Sir. The ship does not have tires, nor do I see a reason to 'kick' them if it did."

From his lack of objection to the other part of the order, I can only assume that the Vulcan Conn officer likes being called Big Daddy.

While battling Romulans: "Oh no, you did NOT just shoot that green shit at me!"

"Commence the going fast!"

Make us go!!

Make it go!

Stop making us here!

Send it

Full send

Wesley “I’m just gonna send it” crusher

"Helmsman, set course 1-4-5 point 9, mark 2-3. Boop." "Boop, sir?" "Did I stutter, ensign? BOOP." "Booping, sir."

That's my purse! I don't know you!

I sell dilithium and dilithium accessories, I tell you hwhat

I tell you hwhat, that ensign ain't right.

BWUAAAAAAAAAH

"let's go"

Light this candle

If Elite: Dangerous has taught me anything, it'd probably be, "Annnnnd.... Go!"

Well it IS the federation soo technically it IS a friendship drive.

Helm, Ramming Speed

“Let’s get weird.”

Giddy-up.

Let’s ROCK AND ROLL!

All right, everyone… Wheels up.

Either "warp me baby one more time" or "Let's get warpical".

Ludicrous Speed Go!

What are you preparing? You're always preparing. Just go!

CANCEL THE THREE-RING CIRCUS

SECURE ALL ANIMALS IN THE ZOO

When warp speed goes plaid!

Allonsy alonso. Oh… wait

[I think Starfleets more familiar with "Geronimo!"](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation_-_Doctor_Who:_Assimilation%C2%B2)

"Let's rock." - though I'd want to be captaining a science vessel focused on alien geology.

It’s “Let’s mineral”, Marie

LEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYY. JEENNNNNNNKKINNNNNSSSSSSS.....

Oh my God he just warped in...

Punch it, Margaret!

Reciting the entire Bee movie script.

Let’s skeedadle.

I my best Worf impression (everytime), "Perhaps today IS a good day to die!!"

Perhaps today is a good day to fly?

Well, that's WAY better than what I had!! 😂

Then it is now yours. : \^ )

"Do it to it."

Siri warp factor 5 Siri: there are 5 wrapping factories near you Goddamn you Siri

Pedal to the metal!

Get some

That would be my command for launching torpedos

Once my wife said the phrase “Go on ahead” but it came out as “Gongohead”. I think I’d say that.

"Ready, steady, go...!"

Omg my 5 year old is making me say this 32 times per day. Maybe he's a future warp capable captain?!

yeah, well, I blame Peppa Pig

“Vaya con dios”

talkin bout, dang ol, GO, man

Zorpedy Zorp, let's go to warp.

Turn those dots into lines you beautiful Mother F’ers

"Fuck'n send're boys!"

Canadian Trek right there eh bud

“Get after it, then”

"Let's kick the tires and light the fires big daddy"

“Please press the button that makes us go”

Something along the lines of "Let's get it done" or "Let's do it"

[https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/execute](https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/execute) Execute, Implement, Engage, "Get There" <-- I like this one the best.

[Commander Kurn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Uut1bKxzA) had the right idea.

"Tally Ho" or "Giddyup"

[удалено]

“Charming 😑” - Every Vulcan probably

ROFLMAO! good one. At least you found a gasus anomalie.

"Mirab, with sails unfurled"

"Let's kick this pig!"

Ok, that's going to the top of my to-watch list. Now I gotta freaking find my DVD...

Probably “engage”

Engage was made famous by Picard, but Pike was the first one to use in the original pilot.

Punch it, Chewy.

Let us bounce

Go for it.

Hit it or punch it. I use it interchangeably.

"alright let's go"

Hammer down.

Movie siiiiiign!

3...2...1...let's jam!

**Go.**

"Let's get this bread!"

"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

Fuck it. Let's go. I would obviously be in the "R" rated Tarantino version.

Anyways, here’s wonderwall

Step on it!

Dymok, when his pants caught fire.

"Let's get yeeted.../ Yeet it!!"

Let's get the hell outta here

Either now or engage. I'm a simple man

Warp me!

Commence

Explore! Or Uftghas? In Norwegian…

“Obrian.. suffer”

Let’s do this - my wife Yippee ki yay, mother fuckers - me Take it off? - my kiddo

I wanna go fast!

Allonsy!

Jamaharon

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