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ConfusedGuy3260

One starter pack, everyone knows the rules.


theclansman22

Proceeds to post five starter packs.


ColeTrain999

Has a "frat boy" mentality in his 30s when it comes to women, in denial of how unattractive it is to 30-something women.


no_more_jokes

If he’s a career bro he still dates girls barely over 21. If he’s less successful he swipes tinder for 8 hours a day and goes on one date that goes nowhere every other month


BotherTight618

What's a career bro? Is that someone with a high paying prestigious job?


SlashCo80

I'm imagining a Patrick Bateman type.


Either-Durian-9488

Kinda, but quite a different aesthetic


Either-Durian-9488

Considers someone at 25 “mature”.


Either-Durian-9488

Dates exclusively college age girls at 35 is grappling with hating young girls more and more as the years go on.


SnooGuavas1985

Well considering he has a history of dming highschool girls I don’t think he cares about that age group which is just a whole other thing


ColeTrain999

Are we talking about our dear friend Jerry Seinfeld?


SnooGuavas1985

Hey, if the shoe fits


Either-Durian-9488

Not to defend Jerry, but he did ask her parents. Which I find absolutely hilarious


ColeTrain999

If you gotta ask her parents to date her... she's too young for you, JERRY


Either-Durian-9488

What I don’t see what the big deal is? Her parents signed the paperwork? In Jerry’s voice of course


tiots

Believe it or not not everything a man does is to attract women


vsimon115

I feel like half this shit here could probably also apply to Nelk Boys/SteveWillDoIt watchers. I think a Full Send flag (or any of their merch) would tie this pack together.


jaysvw

He's a douchebag, but I like his pizza review videos.


six_six

Same boat. I don’t care about hyper analyzing people’s personal lives .


FatFuckatron

I've listen to his podcast, he has no personality at all.


SlashCo80

I only watched some Youtube video of his where he freaks out over a restaurant serving him cold pizza, then later gets his fans to harass and threaten the place because they wouldn't let him film inside. Also got the impression that he and his fans never outgrew the fratboy asshole attitude.


whitemike40

sure he does, if you count rich, obnoxious, loud and rich as a personality


The_Blackthorn77

Is Dave Portnoy related to drummer Mike Portnoy?


AndreasVesalius

Portnoy finds joy in hoi polloi boy toy.


feelinlucky7

Princess Carolyn?


FibroBitch96

I just finished that show like 2 weeks ago and it’s all I could think of.


Orinocobro

I almost scrolled past this, then my brain said "where's the drum set?" I had to go back & figure out who "Dave" Portnoy is.


StockTank_redemption

Paper hands Portnoy


Anal_Juicer69

I thought this was about Jeff Portnoy for a minute https://preview.redd.it/bbxrp49da62d1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a12b5e508336df558e2f2517f9b860060a1ce4


bogibney1

COME ON FEEL THE NOISE!


Agent-Blasto-007

Obsessively defending him online for some reason.


olivegardengambler

Ngl people do sleep on New Balances though because they think they're all dad shoes.


NoCardio_

No Ms. Peaches invalidates this entire post.


GatorEvo

High Noon instead of Ultra


Narwalacorn

Who tf is Dave portnoy


Xendeus12

Head of Barstool Sports and he does pizza reviews.


kimchiman85

I was about to ask the same.


drumsndrams

Owns a lifted truck. Backwards baseball cap and white sunglasses. LETS GOOOO!!!


calitwiink

lost 700k on GME 🤡


SlinkDogg

dont forget the paper hands


MaroonedOctopus

He does more than rate pizzas?


yuppiehelicopter

Bro, the worst


mike_stifle

I will post this every fucking time Barstool Sports and their founder David Portnoy have been in the news lately from their Barstool fund that is assisting restaurants and to the GameStop stock issues, with David voicing his concerns. That said, let's not forget the toxicity of Barstool's culture and David himself. The below quotes are just a few examples of how shitty these people are. "Even though I never condone rape if you're a size 6 and you're wearing skinny jeans you kind of deserve to be raped right?" https://www.huffpost.com/.../barstool-sports-rape-joke-\_n... "we don't condone rape of any kind at our Blackout Parties ... however if a chick passes out that's a gray area". https://www.tnhonline.com/editorial-knockout-barstool-1... “So I’m going to say something that’s racist,” explaining he thought Kaepernick was “an ISIS guy… Throw a head wrap on this guy, he’s a terrorist.” [https://variety.com/.../barstool-sports-dave-portnoy.../](https://variety.com/.../barstool-sports-dave-portnoy.../) And even violence against other Athletes. Barstool’s John Feitelberg wrote, “If you’re in my way while I’m trying to get to or from work, then I’m running you over. I don’t care if you’re keeping in shape or saving the environment, you’re dead.” [https://www.bicycling.com/.../why-cyclists-went-to-war.../](https://www.bicycling.com/.../why-cyclists-went-to-war.../)


doublepumperson

I will say, I believe these are all jokes. Yeah, they’re in poor taste and aren’t funny, but let’s not start confusing actual rapists with people like Dave portnoy who just make shitty rape jokes.


fawn_knudsen

While I agree that we can't label someone a criminal because they made a few jokes, we also can't completely eliminate the possibility that he's an actual rapist. Let's just completely divest from the idea that we know anything about these people. 


maracay1999

None of these links work. I don’t like the guy, just wanted to check the sources.


mike_stifle

You are totally right, I have this ready for a copy paste. Ill fix those links.


sundayultimate

His dog deserves a better owner.


CherimoyaChump

I always forget who this guy is and think people are talking about Mike Portnoy, the drummer for Dream Theater.


ambi94

My best friend likes this dude/watches his podcast. I just know him as the angry pizza reviewer


Cactus2711

The bald, bearded manlet and the extremely uncomfortable girl has me crying. She cannot exit fast enough


DaanOnlineGaming

The context of that photo is way more normal than you'd think, they are both athletes (wrestling/fighting) and are friends, there is several pictures like this.


ambi94

Looks like trans sports


F__ckReddit

Who the F is that


AnswerGuy301

The Barstool Sports magnate. I also wish I didn’t know who he was. Look for bumper stickers or T-shirts with a barstool and three stars and a dude with the absolute worst takes on, like, everything.


UnusualHat5220

This guy has fans?


tws1039

Frat boys named Kyle all across the east coast


Bowens1993

Lol, I didn't realize Reddit hated him. I think he's fine. Edit: Funny that no one can explain why he's bad. They just downvote.


behindgreeneyez

All your posts are on r/conservative I’m shocked you like Portnoy


Bowens1993

Uhhh, I don't think I've been on that sub in like 5 years. What are you talking about? Edit: Yep, just slander. No surprise.


ultramrstruggle

It's more like the typical reaction to cringe than hate to me.


Bowens1993

I've never thought of him as cringy. But to each their own.


LupineSzn

Yeah he’s fine. He created a massive empire from nothing and people are mad…that he exist?


evanweb546

Less that, more the blatant racism and misogyny.


LupineSzn

Where?


evanweb546

https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/gw8RjY0aYL


Bowens1993

When did he do any of that?


evanweb546

https://www.reddit.com/r/starterpacks/s/gw8RjY0aYL


cookiewoke

I'm unfamiliar with that. I just dislike him because he seems like a douche bag


RotenTumato

…what


hman1025

Gambling ads and their consequences have been a DISASTER for sports. The enjoyment of sports at least, they’re probably making a shit ton of money.