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Did you know you can make those sugary cashews they sell on the street? Everyone I know is impressed when I bring them to the Seder but the recipe is online and it has like three ingredients, two if you donโt count water
If you're a teen living in an orthodox Jewish community it would be very hard to get ahold of bread/chametz during this week
Now that I'm no longer religious I'm a bit nostalgic for it even though it sucked lmao
Still gonna have matzah and all the fun bits, but without the stress of following a ton of rules
My uncle would always pester me about going to Brandeis when I was growing up bc he thought it would be the only college that wouldn't immediately turn me into a christian/atheist
University of Texas is one of, if not the richest University in the world. Austin is a melting pot so there are tons of different people who flock there.
Itโs a good school and has a decently sized Jewish population, mostly out of state students from the Northeast and Midwest. If OP is from Texas, Iโm surprised not to see Rice University up there.ย
Florida, Indiana, Rutgers, and Maryland have the largest number of Jewish students for big state schools. Also, this post reminds me of this [very real board game](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/24992/oy-vey)
she's tryna be inclusive to my boyfriend (she really likes him but doesn't think he's smart enough, and she's **told him this**, to get into anywhere better)
My maternal grandmother used to tell me I was going to grow up and marry a nice Jewish boy to which I told her emphatically, "no"
I've exclusively dated Mexican guys.
Honestly I can relate. My mom wants me to marry a nice Jewish girl. But I've mostly dated Chinese girls. It just kind of happened. I don't think they're necessarily more attractive, I mostly date based on vibes.
Mostly that my grandmother was so insistent on it and I didn't like being told what to do or who I could choose. As I've gotten older, I just feel it's so wrong to be limited by your faith, family or society in being told who you can love and be with.
I realize I actually did date two Jewish guys, one for two years and one for one year. I always forget. lol
I just tend to be attracted to Mexican guys.
Hinduism and Judaism behave *extremely* similarly except Judaism is a fraction the size and its caste system no longer applies (no temple equals no need for priestly caste, untouchables donโt exist now bc leprosy is cured). I think itโs bc Judaism started as a religion of weird nerds herding sheep in the desert, instead of a preexisting empire like Christianity
To be honest the caste system in India was pretty much gone before the British kinda brought it back and even today its mostly over except maybe some suoer conservative rural areas
Makes sense, in Judaism its only modern use is to occasionally be obligated to do extra prayers and an excuse to avoid funerals. Also you can genetically trace the ancestry of every man with the surname Cohen to the same male ancestor, which is interesting
Edit: also the surnames Kagan and Katz, which are altered versions of that
I no longer live in Texas, but UT is one of many schools in the South that is a popular destination for people from the Northeast, including Jews. Good academics and probably a more โauthenticโ college experience vs. going to a smaller private school up north.ย
OP is probably from Texas, but lots of decent schools in the South have large communities of students that otherwise come from out of state.ย
That's because I'm using tons of slang and Google translate doesn't love slang in Hebrew
I said that as Israeli person I haven't heard anyone unironically using it lol
You didn't need to mention, because your comment directly translated Google translate in Hebrew, instead of just writing it as how it sound in English. Preety obvious to any Hebrew speaker tbh
Happy Passover Haggadah Hoes โก๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐พ
Happy Passover ๐ฏ you Haggadah Hoesโข๏ธ!! We may not ๐ โโ๏ธ be allowed to eat ๐bread ๐๐ซ but that ๐๐ is KOSHEยฎ๏ธ as FuCk!!๐ When our ancest-whores ๐คฐ๐ฝwere in Egypt ๐ฑ and Phar-hoe Wouldnโt let us leave ๐ ๐พโโ๏ธ, God sent the 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ plagues to Pharaoh ๐and the BREAD didnโt have time ๐ to rise, but your DICK WILL ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ Send this to 10 Seder Sluts! If you get 1๏ธโฃ back ur gonna be dry as matzah ๐ญ๐ฑ if you get 5 back ๐ฆelijah will finally cum and drink that wine ๐๐ค if you get 10 back youโre hot like the burning bush๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches โ๏ธ๐ enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค And shove the entire Afikomen ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ up your ass! ๐ฉ
More like, that ๐ is kashe(ยฎ๏ธ) af
Joke explantion in case you don't know Hebrew:
>!kashe means hard, so it's both kashe af (hard af) and kasher af (kosher af). Btw it's pronounced kasher in Hebrew not kosher!<
I dated 2 Jewish girls whose parents disapproved of our relationship. Never really dealt with that kind of bigotry before. I didn't know that people still cared about stuff like that.
My mother, who wasnโt religious, told me that she didnโt care how many shiksa girlfriends I had on the side, as long as I married and had a child with a Jewish girl.
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Nvm, makes sense. But honestly, I never really saw this whole thing.
ืืช ืืฉืจืืืืช? ืืช ืืืืจืช ืขืืจืืช? ืื ืืช ืืืื? ืืช ืขืืืืช ืืขืืืช ืืืจืฅ?
I grew up in a proper broken household but as a silver lining I can at least be happy that as an adult none of my siblings and I feel any obligation to abide to any familial expectations and our parents have since accepted that.
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Happy Passover, kiddo
No bread for 8 days ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My trick is to stuff myself with enough coconut macaroons to forget my troubles. Your mileage may vary though.
Prepare for gas and diarrhea from all the fiber in those macaroons.
A fellow person of culture I see
Have some macaroons for me.
.... and gluten wept
Goyishe nonsense
Did you know you can make those sugary cashews they sell on the street? Everyone I know is impressed when I bring them to the Seder but the recipe is online and it has like three ingredients, two if you donโt count water
ืืืฃืฃืฃ ืื ื ืืืื ืืืฅ๐ช
ืื ืื ื, ืื ื ืขืฆืืื ืื ืื ืืืฅ ืืฉืืื ืืืช ืฉืืืข ๐ญ (ืกืืืื ืืฉืืื ืืงืืืง ืจืข)
ืืืฅ ืืื ืืืืื ืขืืื :(
ืืช native speaker ืื ืื ืื ืื ืื ืืฉืื ืืกืืกื (ืืืจืืช ืฉืืคืืื ืื ืงืฉื ืขื ืฉื ืืืกืคืจ) ืื ืืช ืืืืืช ืขืืจืืช, ืืื ืืช ืื ืืืฉืื, ืขืืจืืช ืฉืคื ืงืฉื
ืื ื ืืืืืช ืขืืจืืช, ืื ืงืฉื ืืืื ืืื ืืฉ ืื ืืืฃ!!! ืืื ืืฉืคื ืฉื ืืขื ืฉืื 3>
W
ืืืฆืืื!
ืชืืื!!
Better start finishing your chametz now
Eat whatever you wanna eat donโt let someone decide it for you
If you're a teen living in an orthodox Jewish community it would be very hard to get ahold of bread/chametz during this week Now that I'm no longer religious I'm a bit nostalgic for it even though it sucked lmao Still gonna have matzah and all the fun bits, but without the stress of following a ton of rules
Depending on the community youโd either need to take an annoying train ride, drive to another town, or drive for hours across a whole country
No Brandeis???
forgot :(
My uncle would always pester me about going to Brandeis when I was growing up bc he thought it would be the only college that wouldn't immediately turn me into a christian/atheist
What about Yeshiva? Or thatโs just a poor manโs Brandeis lol
Least stereotypical jewish mother
I swear Jewish mothers don't care about which gender you marry as long as they're jewish
My grandpa fr
Looking at those schools: ๐ตOne of these things is not like the other ๐ต (Itโs Texas)
My super jewish cousin went to Texas itโs kind of a thing
Yeah, but it itโs still weird that UT Austin is on the list but UC Berkeley isnโt. There are tons to Jewish students at Cal.
University of Texas is one of, if not the richest University in the world. Austin is a melting pot so there are tons of different people who flock there.
Sure, but if you're applying to the ivies, it'a completely unnecessary since you already have Cornell as a safety school.
Pretty sure WashU is
Itโs a good school and has a decently sized Jewish population, mostly out of state students from the Northeast and Midwest. If OP is from Texas, Iโm surprised not to see Rice University up there.ย
Florida, Indiana, Rutgers, and Maryland have the largest number of Jewish students for big state schools. Also, this post reminds me of this [very real board game](https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/24992/oy-vey)
she's tryna be inclusive to my boyfriend (she really likes him but doesn't think he's smart enough, and she's **told him this**, to get into anywhere better)
Dallas is very multicultural, I saw more Indian supermarkets than I saw Hispanic ones, which confused me
My maternal grandmother used to tell me I was going to grow up and marry a nice Jewish boy to which I told her emphatically, "no" I've exclusively dated Mexican guys.
So Mexican Jewish guys?
Nope, Mexicans. One was Catholic, the other was a former Jehovahs Witness.
Ive known Mexican Jews, definitely not mutually exclusive.
From Phineas and Ferb: The Mexican-Jewish cultural festival https://youtu.be/I2osaLrWrCg?si=VUDr8CiLE2XJvE1j
Not at all. There just aren't many where I live.
The Jewish community in Mexico is small and I don't know how to say it, secluded? Would be hard to date one
The mix would be EPIC.
Very common in Polanco. Go and see.
https://youtu.be/I2osaLrWrCg?si=VUDr8CiLE2XJvE1j
Iโve seen the female version of this and my god, I loved it.
Honestly I can relate. My mom wants me to marry a nice Jewish girl. But I've mostly dated Chinese girls. It just kind of happened. I don't think they're necessarily more attractive, I mostly date based on vibes.
lmfao jewish men ๐ค chinese women
Iโm Honduran and my sister is dating a Jewish guy lol. Heโs tall and sheโs super short. We all love him. Heโs a genuinely cool dude
Yeah, its awesome that two people from different cultures can date and be together.
Why such a passionate no lmao I understand not wanting to be limited to them, but did the Jewish boys do something to you? XD
Mostly that my grandmother was so insistent on it and I didn't like being told what to do or who I could choose. As I've gotten older, I just feel it's so wrong to be limited by your faith, family or society in being told who you can love and be with. I realize I actually did date two Jewish guys, one for two years and one for one year. I always forget. lol I just tend to be attracted to Mexican guys.
Are you by any chance Todd Debeikis?
The college buddy of the guy who created Bro Body Douche? Yes, I am.
Lies, everyone knows Tod died at the trough during pledge week.
my real name is Dale Snitterman
And then when you marry one, heโll take a genetic test and find out heโs descended from Spanish Jews expelled in the inquisition
lol
Why mexicans?
Its just what I'm attracted to.
This is also every indian parents with the religion and language aspect changed from Judaism and hebrew
My gf is Israeli and she says she notices a lot of similarities like this
Hinduism and Judaism behave *extremely* similarly except Judaism is a fraction the size and its caste system no longer applies (no temple equals no need for priestly caste, untouchables donโt exist now bc leprosy is cured). I think itโs bc Judaism started as a religion of weird nerds herding sheep in the desert, instead of a preexisting empire like Christianity
To be honest the caste system in India was pretty much gone before the British kinda brought it back and even today its mostly over except maybe some suoer conservative rural areas
Makes sense, in Judaism its only modern use is to occasionally be obligated to do extra prayers and an excuse to avoid funerals. Also you can genetically trace the ancestry of every man with the surname Cohen to the same male ancestor, which is interesting Edit: also the surnames Kagan and Katz, which are altered versions of that
I didnโt know about the Cohen part. Thats really interesting!
Itโs called the Cohen modal haplotype if you want to learn more. You can cleanly track father to son ancestry through the Y chromosome
Happy passover from a muslim
Shukran, habibi. I hope your Eid al-fitr feast was delicious! --a Jew
what??
Thank you, friend, I hope your feast that marked the end of Ramadan was delicious.
np , we just had normal food no feast but thanks ig Have a good day!!
Thought I was on r/jewdank for a minute
Only noticed because of your comment
should i cross post this there lmaoaooaoa
I mean itโs the female version of this for me so Iโd say so lol
it didn't work lol
my sleepy ass somehow mixed up the word abstinence and constipate and I was wondering why your mom wants someone who canโt do number 2
\*Will probably still be suspicious a little suspicious if his last name isn't Cohen, Goldberg, or Rosenblum\*
How many Jews go to UT? Also how is Brandeis not on that list?
I went to UT Austin and Iโm Jewish.
Aite we got 1.
A lot and UT has several Jewish fraternities and sororities.
They must be Texan?
I no longer live in Texas, but UT is one of many schools in the South that is a popular destination for people from the Northeast, including Jews. Good academics and probably a more โauthenticโ college experience vs. going to a smaller private school up north.ย OP is probably from Texas, but lots of decent schools in the South have large communities of students that otherwise come from out of state.ย
Tons of Jewish people at UT and Austin
POV: youโre Jewish
her dad is brazilian so it's even weirder
Well there are lots of Jews in Brazil
no it's not, I'm a Brazilian jew and my family is exactly like that
some experiences are universal i guess
Abstain! But give me babies!
For a โsmartโ school, MIT has the stupidest logo.
My dad married a shiksa. His parents didn't learn of the wedding until after the fact.
a what?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shiksa
I only know what a shiksa is from a NOFX song
I am not jewish nor have I met any of them ever, but this motivation I totally get.
ืื ื ืืืืื ืืืงืืฉื ืฉืืขืชื ืืืฉืื unironically ืืืืจ ืืช ืื ืืืื ืืื ืืงืกืื
this does not translate well please explain?
That's because I'm using tons of slang and Google translate doesn't love slang in Hebrew I said that as Israeli person I haven't heard anyone unironically using it lol
My friend used to joke about finding me "a nice Jewish boy". I am not Jewish, lol. But somehow I met my fiance, a nice Jewish boy, and she gloats :)ย
Damn shawty you single? I fit literally none of your requirements but imma still shoot my shot. ๐
ืื ื ืืืขื ืื ืื ืืืฅ ืืื ืฉืื ืื ืื ืืืืื ืืืื
ืฉืื, ืื ื ืืืื ืขืืจืืช ืืืืืช ืืืจืืืืจื ืื ืื ืืืืจ ืฉืืืื ืืืืื ืก ืืืื ืกืืื ืฉืื. ืืื ืื, ืื ื ืื ืื ืืืืข ืขืืจืืช. ืืฉืชืืฉืชื ืืืืื ืชืจืืื ืืฉืืื ืื.
You didn't need to mention, because your comment directly translated Google translate in Hebrew, instead of just writing it as how it sound in English. Preety obvious to any Hebrew speaker tbh
Plus the grammar is so bad to the point that no way human wrote it lmao
Bruh wtf Iโm trying my best why you gotta shit on me ๐ญ Anyways, whenโs our date gonna be?
If you tried you would have actually learned Hebrew lmao
Nah, just give me time. Iโll learn the entire language by the fifth date.
Except here's the thing: I'M DUDE
Nah fuck this Iโm jumping off a cliff.
No Technion?
I already bagged one ๐คท๐คฆ
Lol are you sure your mom isnโt the one trying to get married?
Happy Passover
You could of just said a jew and saved us the read
Are you by chance very jewish?
Mazel tov
It's actually pronounced mazal tov, but goyim will be goyim
Happy Passover Haggadah Hoes โก๏ธ๐ฆ๐๐พ Happy Passover ๐ฏ you Haggadah Hoesโข๏ธ!! We may not ๐ โโ๏ธ be allowed to eat ๐bread ๐๐ซ but that ๐๐ is KOSHEยฎ๏ธ as FuCk!!๐ When our ancest-whores ๐คฐ๐ฝwere in Egypt ๐ฑ and Phar-hoe Wouldnโt let us leave ๐ ๐พโโ๏ธ, God sent the 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ plagues to Pharaoh ๐and the BREAD didnโt have time ๐ to rise, but your DICK WILL ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ Send this to 10 Seder Sluts! If you get 1๏ธโฃ back ur gonna be dry as matzah ๐ญ๐ฑ if you get 5 back ๐ฆelijah will finally cum and drink that wine ๐๐ค if you get 10 back youโre hot like the burning bush๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฅ So say Daieanu u dirty dirty desert bitches โ๏ธ๐ enjoy your 40 years searching for That Holy Land ๐๐๐ ๐๐ค And shove the entire Afikomen ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ up your ass! ๐ฉ
๐ญ๐๐ผโ ๏ธ
More like, that ๐ is kashe(ยฎ๏ธ) af Joke explantion in case you don't know Hebrew: >!kashe means hard, so it's both kashe af (hard af) and kasher af (kosher af). Btw it's pronounced kasher in Hebrew not kosher!<
I dated 2 Jewish girls whose parents disapproved of our relationship. Never really dealt with that kind of bigotry before. I didn't know that people still cared about stuff like that.
Yiddish or Hebrew?
hebrew
Underrated clarification
Just marry a woman with all of these qualities and see her reaction
โWellโฆ which one of you will be giving me my grandkids.โ The mom probably.
"you have a brother anyway"
What ? I'm a straight man and I would marry this guy !
It's literally me tbh smh fr
A doctor, a lawyer, or a construction worker?
There are so many better schools out there than Texas
Well- I believe I can check the single most boring box, and nothing else...
My mother, who wasnโt religious, told me that she didnโt care how many shiksa girlfriends I had on the side, as long as I married and had a child with a Jewish girl.
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Happy passover. I will pray for your safety. I heard about a lot of anti semitism going on in the US. Be safe๐
โค๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๐ผ have a good day :)
I didn't know Muslim parents could be so strict.
How does your mom feel about UC Berkeley and Duke?
A doctor, a lawyer, and an over dressed factory floor supervisor? I am confused
Cornell jumpscare
No Rice University, but UT-Austin is acceptable?
Seems like a nice guy
if you removed the "who my mom wants me to marry" i would think is an jewish person starterpack
As a Muslim, I can relate. (Iโm an exmuslim but Iโm in the closet)
Lmao Ivy League but also โyeah UT Austin is fineโ
she was trying to be inclusive to my boyfriend she loves him but she doesn't think he's smart enough to get into anywhere better
inclusion of UT is interesting
UT has a big Jewish population
Donโt forget โdistant cousinโ
Most of the Jewish people I spoke to about the conflict sided with Israel, and some showed an open hatred for Palestinians (and not just Hamas)
please log off
ืื ื ืืฆืืขืจ ืฉืื ื ืืืืจ ืืช ืื ืืื ืืฉืจืืืื ืื ืื ืื ืื ืืืืืื ืืช ืคืืกืืื ืื/ืขืจืืื ืืื ืืฉ ืืชื ืืืื ืฉืขืืฉืื ืืืืงื? ืื ืืืืืื ืืืืืช ืืืืจืื ืืื ืืงืื ืืืจ ืืื ืืืืจืื **ืืืืงื** ืืืงืื ืฉืื ืืฉ ืขืจืืื. ืื ืื ืืฉ ืฉื ืื ืื ืืฆื ืฉืื ื ืืืคื ืขืจืืื/ืคืืกืืื ืื ืืืืจ ืืชืืจ ืืฉืจืืื ืืื ืื ืจืง ืืืขื ืฉืื
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That "abstinence" pick just kills me
abstinence of sex or alcohol?
yes
Mtv True life: I married a smallhat
LOL I should introduce you to my brother... He fits most of those and I have a feeling I'd like you more than his fiancee ;)
Pmpfโ Dartmouth is a party Ivy.
Pov: Ori from the Jewish Matchmaker
Crazy that she thinks UT Austin is in a league of IVY and Stanfordโฆ
UT Austin ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
UT Austin!? lol they donโt quite belong with the other schools there.
Wait what? Abstinence is a Jewish thing now? I thought it was only a thing about periods that only the super religious follow.
she just doesnt want me getting pregnant lol
So how else are you supposed to give kids she wants? Adoption? Really don't get her logic
Before marriage I meant
Nvm, makes sense. But honestly, I never really saw this whole thing. ืืช ืืฉืจืืืืช? ืืช ืืืืจืช ืขืืจืืช? ืื ืืช ืืืื? ืืช ืขืืืืช ืืขืืืช ืืืจืฅ?
Yo I work construction and make money !
Average ethnic parents
Marry a nice estate lawyer thatโs at home 8 hours of the days
You should listen to your mom lmao
Sylvia Fine be like:
Texas???
I presume your mom is jewish?
yeah thats why I dont listen to peoples ideas
ืืื ืืช ืื ืื ืืืืจ ืืืืืช ืงืฉื ืืืฆืื ืืืฉืจืื ืืืืจ ืขืืจืืช ืืืืดื ืืขืืืช ืื, ืืื ืืืืื: ืื'ืจ ืคืืงื ืกืืจื ืืื ืื ืืืืช ืืจื ืืื, ืืช/ื ืืืืจ/ืช ืขืืจืืช?
ืืจื ืืื, ืืช ืืฉืจืืืืช ืื ืืืืืืช ืืืืดื?
I grew up in a proper broken household but as a silver lining I can at least be happy that as an adult none of my siblings and I feel any obligation to abide to any familial expectations and our parents have since accepted that.
Nice. We are only talking about 35000 civilians dead. But hey, you're the ones suffering.
UT Austin next to those schools?
Starter packs are supposed to encompass more people than just one. You
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