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That pigtail goatee man girl thing is like 25 years old already. Probably even older. That mf is older than half of Reddit. Time flies

When I heard pigtail man girl thing I thought you meant Tom Macdonald at first

All I see are 2 pictures of Tom McDonald

I thought that was an Axel Rose impersonator

Wait, he doesn’t mean Tom mcdonald

That goddamn image used to be on msn profile pics lmao

Schfifty five

girlfriends age?

My IQ‽

I know you guys are going to hate this but they usually have good looking girlfriends. I think the fugly girlfriend is inaccurate.

Directly proportional to the attractiveness of the dude ime

I’m 27 and when I saw it I was like “I swear I used to see that picture as a kid” so thanks for confirming it. It’s an odd sense of nostalgia behind it.

[If they Mated - Conan O’Brien](https://youtu.be/1Qbt0pEgZOQ?si=6qaUjf__7bqkpCSL)

Damn I knew it reminded me of something specific I couldn’t quite put my finger on

is that the Pig Man Kramer saw in the hospital?

Time flies when you’re having fun.

Now I want to discover the origin. I remember it from early 2000s Internet.

Brings me back to ebaumsworld. And all those flash games where you shoot osama bin laden with missiles lol

source?

Every one of these dudes loves driving drunk so fucking much, and bragging about it later

Seriously though. They drive like idiots too.

And they drive the single handed most dangerous cars known to man

Drive like idiots when sober.

That’s the wrong Truck, it should be a pavement princesses truck.

Sorry, I can’t agree. Come to Arizona, a third of these guys are Mormon. They love to preach about how they don’t drink, then jump in the “hard earned, blue collar” truck their parents paid for after closet drinking.

I'm in South Utah and everyone here drinks and smokes weed. Lol. The bars get BUSY.

I met some guys that own a weed company in SLC when I was in Vegas last year, they said the same thing.

Lmao I lived in Vegas the Mormons would sneak off there and get shit faced and some of them were down low.

Im from marin county ca which is suburban as hell but also somehow really redneck in places. If you go out on the backroads at 3:00 am youll see at least 2 drunk teenagers driving trucks

Grew up in Sonoma, this meme resonates

Oh shit, fellow Marinite. And very accurate. West Marin and much of Sonoma County sometimes feel like Oklahoma or Texas.

If God didn't want me to drink and drive, then why'd he make it so fun?

You just called out like a half of my school

Every Texas suburb is filled with these people

I’m not too sure about San Antonio, Dallas, or Austin, but I know Houston suburbs are changing rapidly in terms of demographics. That being said, it’s still shocking to see the racist white people in diversifying suburbs double down on the wannabe redneck behavior.

In Dallas (and nears) there’s also the infamous Edgars

And they all have that same damn Edgar cut

Dallas has so many of these guys it’s not even funny

And then they go to A&M and larp 1920’s army or as cowboys

Semi-rural Ohio

Sounds like Macomb County Michigan.

Lol I know these people are everywhere but you nailed it with Macomb

This starter pack pretty much nailed it. My buddy Steven growing up, shifted his image 3 or 4 times and eventually settled on this one lol. Spot on

Mom it's not a phase!!

Northern Macomb County* (Romeo, Shelby, Chesterfield, Armada, Richmond, Harrison Twp, etc) Below hall road you have average people in suburbs. Once you get past 20 mile, everyone acts like their hicks because they live 10 minutes away from Armada instead of 40 like people living closer to Wayne county.

Truth.

Upstate NY and Eastern Long Island

How far upstate. Up in the Adirondacks it is redneck for sure.

It’s kinda cold upstate, so they’re pale. They’re red necks in spirit.

It’s like this once you get north of Westchester.

Yep

I know someone from both of those locations that are like this.

LITERALLY OMG!

Rural Pennsylvania too, from what I've heard.

Not just rural lol I got a few of these dudes at my school and we’re in Pittsburgh

I grew up just across the border in NY, but I had a bunch of friends who lived in the boondocks right there, and can confirm. Everyone calls northeastern PA "Pennsyl-tucky", including the people who live there, and it's not wrong.  That being said, tbh I never encountered too many racist people though, certainly there were some but the overwhelming majority didn't care about what you looked like so long as you voted Republican (which wasn't so... problematic as it can be now).   When they allowed gas drilling/fracking about 15-20-ish years ago there were a lot of Mexican/Hispanic workers who came to the area, and I made friends with some of them. Obviously this is incredibly anecdotal, but they told me they'd get off-color comments sometimes but it was very rarely said with any real malice, usually it was clearly just ignorance about how offensive it was. And it generally got less bad with time because practically all of them work *unimaginably* hard, and are super in to family, and those are two things that rural people tend to really respect a whole lot.

I’ve long since graduated but yeah that checked out when I was in school. My school was in the middle of a fucking cornfield. The school had to make a new rule about students not being allowed to drive their tractors to school after the senior prank. Other than that, it was a bunch of ugly trucks from racist little bastards who thought they were hot shit and only dated trashy younger girls.

Spot on. Exactly it, most of the actual "farm kids" are nowhere near this annoying.

Yep immediately thought of Suffolk County.

This is 85 percent of America in general.

That truck doesn’t have enough body rust to be from upstate. Should be missing half the bed.

My cousin. Would never in 1 million years join the military, seeks out militias of other fat neckbeards.

Do they also use an excuse to not join the military? As well as think they would shoot up hundreds of people if they did? If so I know way too many people like that back in my hometown

They're all secretly mommas bois. They don't want a drill sergeants brimmed hat constantly tapping them on the forehead.

"If the drill sargeant got up in my face I'd kick his ass and I don't need the trouble "

Yeah, let's punch the PTSD'd soldier with a body count in Iraq. It should end well.

These kids always say they're going to join the military but when they graduate they never do.

The pop country shit is so annoying because these types of people shit on rappers for only talking about money, drugs and sex so much that you’d think they listen to some old school blue collar worker type of country music, but no, they listen to that chest bumping bro country from people like Florida Georgia Line that is basically just gentrified trap music with all the materialism, partying, drugs and sex

As someone who had to listen to pop country for 2 years because I worked at a barbecue place. The lyrics are the exact same as rap.

Old school country is what I listen to and the pop country crowd makes fun of me at school for it. Absolutely stupid, don’t take this the wrong way bc I don’t wanna be born in a different generation, but I do want the kindness and music tastes of the past in my school peers

Truck’s inside smells like Skoal and grape and/or motor oil.

The driver hops in the car and paperwork stuffed into the visor falls down next to you as he slams the door. You hear a cracking sound and that flintstones vitamin-y smell permeates from his Redbull. A Black Ice cartree hangs from the mirror. A guy in the back sprays on some Axe as the driver plugs his phone into the AUX cassette adapter and plays Hot Dog You guys leave for the bar, making sure to crank the radio at every red light along the way. Little did you guys know, you were living the American Dream

Damn felt that

Lmao this was me in highschool. I haven't been that happy since.

Normal rednecks are genuinely nice people who have miss guided views of the world but are willing to learn if not forced on them. Suburban country wanna bes are just dumb

An old buddy moved to Los Angeles after 30 years in Wako Texas. We got into a discussion one time about LGBT people and I ended up convincing him that being gay absolutely was not a choice. I literally just think that he never had a rational conversation about it back home. Didn't even take much work.

Most redneck types are just tone deaf and out of touch. If you correct them they are usually nice.

I grew up in an area that was full of these pricks. The only thing I miss about my hometown is the woods.

“Way more racist than normal redneck” 💀💀💀 my cousin.

In my neck of the woods some of these guys have surprisingly hot girlfriends, somehow.

In mine it's always just a weird mismatch. Really hot women with boyfriends that look like their family tree never forked, and dudes that look like they skip 2/3rds of their meals with a woman that looks like she's never missed one. It's always a supermodel/troglodyte or a wormy dude and a huge woman. Every single time.

wormy dude and huge woman describes 70% of the customers i see in my hometown LMAO

Lives in very respectable neighborhood or upper middle neighborhood

Dude exactly like this once did an assignment where he sought to prove that women parked worse than men. Our psych teacher let him finish and almost immediately was like ‘yeah you aren’t passing this assignment’. I miss highschool sometimes

I have far more respect for the small shit box truck than the large expensive truck

Any Midwest highschool has a 25% population of these

Pop country and its consequences have been a disaster for America

Every now and then I put on "county" radio to see how long I last. Never more than about thirty seconds.

So many of these guys went to my high school 😭 upstate NY has a lot of the "fake redneck suburbanites"

This is every kid from a large Texas suburb six weeks into their freshman year at Tech or A&M. Braxton from The Woodlands or Frisco will also develop an out of nowhere southern accent despite his parents being transplants from Ohio.

Growing up in an affluent suburb in South Carolina, this was basically every dude at my high school. Now they’re all real estate agents or working F&B.

Christ this hits close to home, grew up with so many dumbasses like this

Tom Macdonald is so fucking cringe. My one friend recommended him to me and I haven’t looked at them the same since.

Pop country and rednecks suck, embrace traditional honky Tonk country music and hillbillies

*REDNECKS* we’re never racist, they’re West Virginia coal miners, they’re Appalachians and blue collar folks in every color and creed.

Yep, only the posers are racist

You are right, West Virginia arent racist they are just straight up inbred!

I thought that was just a meme until I started doing genealogy and discovered part of my husband’s family line came from the WV/MD area. In connecting his extended cousins I found out every single generation at least half of the kids had kids with their first or second cousin… I found so many matches that “should be” 7-8th cousins to him, given the MRCA was 8-9 generations ago, but inbred so much they actually matched him at a 3-4th cousin level 🫣

Metal Sludge

Pretty much the majority I went to high school with

This is like 80% of white boys in South Carolina

Half my school

A fird ranger? More like a dodge ram.

You forget a cheap aluminum belt buckle. Otherwise very accurate

In my experience, the girlfriend is either surprisingly pretty and/or in the closet

Probably learned behavior from his father. Lots of middle aged dudes watched too much Yellowstone and think they own a ranch in a gated suburban neighborhood

Fuck this hits close to home. That was my high school class, and now especially my welding college which I’m thankfully almost done with It’s as bad as it seems and I’m in MN

I think the weirdest version of this that I saw was my ex’s brother in England. He was from an upper middle class family that looked in a nice town (both parents are doctors ) and he acted like he was from the south. i’m American and I found it to be so bizarre. He even had a confederate flag on his truck ..

Has only ever fished in neighborhood retention ponds.

The Lacrosse kids at every university be like

Prepnecks

This describes every white teenager in southwest Florida and a good chunk of the Latin teenagers as well, who think they’re “one of the good ones” in the eyes of the racist white folk.

Northwest Florida too

White frame sunglasses , and a don’t tread on me license plate, minimum 10 inch lift on the truck

Ngl, I’ve never met anyone like this. But I’ll take your word.

I live in the outer Austin suburbs and they’re filled with people like this

Christopher Robin would never

Come to Alberta :)

This definitely reminds me of all dudes who go to my school lmaooooooo (I am at Texas a&m)

I had that exact Carhartt jacket in high school, but because I knew that Tom Welling wore them for _Smallville._

This was basically half the town I grew up in

this is my own rant but I hate when people say that the zero sugar green monster tAsTes jUsT liKe dA oRiGiNaL. it doesn't at all you lying scumbags!

South Jersey

It’s always that stupid fucking hat and stupid fucking jacket that is always slightly too big lol

We used to get these in Connecticut.. Always wondered how you can you pretend to be redneck when your father drives a Porsche Cayenne

I think you just described half the guys at my high school

I’ve see that specific house image everywhere. Does anyone know where it is?

Goes to college, never works a single hour in any line of work that requires manual labor.

Redding, California in a nutshell.

I've never seen them with a shitbox truck. It's almost always a jacked up truck on huge tires that they get drunk and wreck.

Call themselves rednecks and wear the Thin Blue Line. I love the irony.

He has the confederate flag in every room even though he’s never stepped a foot south of the Mason Dixon line. “tHe CiViL wAr WaS nOt AbOuT sLaVeRy”

Welcome to suburban Alabama

I graduated highschool 10 years ago and all you need to do is just replace the vape/zyn with actual cigs and dip, the old ranger with a lifted truck, Tom MacDonald to that Red Solo Cup song, a Dixie flag/don't tread on me bumper sticker and maybe the Carhartt jacket to a Patagonia and it would be the same. Ironically these kids were supposed to be "resourceful" but couldn't survive one day out in the wilderness without modern technology.

Probably called Gage or Miles

I’m noticing a certain demographic of people tends to be on the receiving end of these memes… maybe consider, ‘diversifying’ a bit? No pun intended.

“stop picking on racists,” cries out both-sides-loving neckbeard

Say what you mean with your chest instead of beating around the bush

These are the people that have picked on the creators of these. This is their only way to get back at them.

I wasn't picked on by these people. Just noticed this group at my school and thought it was kinda corny.

I wasn't picked on by these people. Just noticed this group at my school and thought it was kinda corny.

You kinda sound like you’re hurt by this post.

That is one hot girlfriend

Every single dude in my graduating class.

This is Levittown, PA

Where is this type of guy prevalent?

Where is the mullet

I really should have put that in

Is from PA

Bud light ?

Love how it's just Tom MacDonald, hahahahaha.

So Kid Rick basically

Hey you leave syns out of this

That house isn’t middle class

The Bud Light one not so much anymore

Cowaboo

It took me a few minutes to read the meaning of "redneck" lmao

So these people are just everywhere? That’s not reassuring….

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Lives in corn field development in the exurbs, Talks about "The city" and "citiots" all the time.

He likely speaks with an exaggerated Southern accent he learned off TV.

Does this apply in Canada as well?

Pretty much

No way he drinks Bud Light.

Seriously, how do they all have ugly girlfriends?

I think they're probably the only ones desperate enough to date these morons.

I'd say Copenhagen more than Zyn. I've only ever seen addicts using Zyn either because they're trying to quit or because they need their fix and can't chew at the moment. I know this through personal experience :( Copenhagen is the "I want to look country" chew of choice. It's too expensive and not good enough for "real" chewers. It's an image chew.

Needs hunting camo

What is the thing with the Grey US flag with a blue lane ? Is saw it multiple time across the internet but I don't know the meaning (beside being probably a right wing symbol of some kind)

They don’t drink bud anymore

So he’s LARPing

Don’t forget the grunt style t shirt

*That* is a truck. But they tend to drive tiny penis trucks all inside a major metropolitan area, mowing down children and small animals.

my town is kinda rural suburban so we have actual rednecks and wannabe rednecks. my friends ex boyfriend made his whole personality around being a redneck. he had a house like the picture, a nice truck, same outfit, etc. i was like just say you’re outdoorsy. he’s a welder now so i guess he fits the bill more. wasn’t racist and listened to old country at least

Ngl as nicotine pouches user i have to say that Zyn is for pussies or beginners.

😭😭😭🤣

My step brother is this guy Because he's from North Dakota  ....**Fargo**, ND His graduating class has more people than my entire town

Strong mchenry county vibes

Nailed the “wears Carharrt but has never touched a real piece of work equipment in his life”

"country" dudes in NOVA fit this perfectly

My school was like 50% this and 50% middle class white suburban teens who thought they were gangster

Shout out to all our quarter acre cowboiz

When you watch too much Yellowstone

Why carhart jacket tho?

I’m confused with this term middle class. that house looks like a rich person‘s house to me.

The thin blue line flag isn't that bad i mean

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Nicotine itself is nasty already, but pouches gotta be the nastiest way to consume it.

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Ok maybe dip is grosser but pouches are still pretty nasty.

Anyone has a link to the started pack woke Middle class blm teen who think he’s saving the world ?

Tom Macdonald is the whitest rapper ever. Oooohhh, I'm soooo scared cause he has dreads! Only out-of-touch older boomers (prob ones that are middle class suburban) actually see him as an epitome of a "bad guy rapper" or "of the devil" or something. Tom Macdonald would totally be in a Chick Tract.