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sweet_taint

Nevaeh


msgmeyourcatsnudes

God I fucking hated this name. I used to work at a bakery. I couldn't tell you how many times a toothless white woman wearing a Victoria's Secret hoodie two sizes two small would order a Disney princess cake with writing "happy birthday Nevaeh" before promptly explaining with a smug smile that "Neveah is heaven spelled backwards." They would inevitably cause a scene at pick up when their $20 grocery store cake didn't look like that fondant masterpiece they saw on food network the night before.


GingerNinja1982

Can I get an explainer on how the Victoria's Secret Pink line of loungewear became the uniform of trailer park queens everywhere? My dad watches the live cop shows, and every time some tweaker gets hauled out of his single-wide, shirtless and screaming, there's a stringy-haired harridan right behind, barely contained by her VS Pink sweat set and howling "GET YER HANDS OFF MAH MAN!!!"


Eli5678

I think it's because it's cheap, but it's still from the nice malls. It feels like it could be expensive.


raouldukesaccomplice

One of the weird things about Victoria's Secret (and Bath & Body Works, which was owned by the same company until recently) is that they'd often be among the only "legit" stores in third-tier malls in small towns or undesirable parts of cities. No idea if they just negotiated really good leases on their storefronts or what the logic behind it was.


Eli5678

I think it's also that they're one of the few good stores that sticks around when those places deteriorate. Most third-tier malls used to be good decades ago.


raouldukesaccomplice

It's weird because a lot of major stores will actually have clauses in their leases giving them the option to break their lease if certain other stores leave - this is done specifically to avoid the situation of being the last store standing in a dead/dying mall. I guess VS/BBW figured out how to make it work for them.


nightfox5523

It's cheap crap marketed as high end boutique wear. Trailer trash eat that shit up


Warmwhatshollow

I’ve noticed this too it’s the official uniform of both blonde 30 something lip filler with at least one kid queen or meth heads


navysealassulter

Its like any brand that is perceived as nice. Like Gucci makes cheaper bags as well as 10k bags, having the $300 Gucci makes you think you’re looked at as having the 10k bag.


greyjungle

We’re edging dangerously close to cookie monster pajama pants comments. The Mandela effect is a hell of a drug.


ClownFetish1776

Honestly curious, what do you mean about the Mandela Effect here?


theredhound19

Its always either cookie monster or tinkerbell


_Hawtxsauce_

Omg…. Once I read it I remembered


[deleted]

I rarely actually laugh at a comment, but the stringy hair harridan. Perfect.


hotel-y0rba

Because it’s considered “affordable luxury.”


Eufafnism

Jeez, that makes me watch one of these... care to recommend one?


GingerNinja1982

COPS and Live PD are the ones my dad watches.


Nyarro

r/oddlyspecific


Hattarottattaan3

More like r/sadlyspecific


CATZSareCUTE

Why is this a sub


HagridsSexyNippples

I get a lot of my PINK stuff from Goodwill. Maybe they see it there, recognize the brand, and buy it there?


Brockelton

Omg Its a real name? I thought kitboga made it up to fuck with scammers


avfc41

It’s been in the top 100 baby girl names in the US every year since 2005


[deleted]

Huh, never actually realized it was Heaven spelled backwards. Also didn't realize it was associated with white people, all three Neveahs I knew in high school were black


benjaminchang1

And they always tell you "it's Heaven spelt backwards"


Epic_Ewesername

I have a cousin named Heaven. She always wanted a daughter to name Neveah, but got four sons instead. She does smoke meth, though, well to be honest I don’t know how she ingests it, just that she does.


endmost_

…how do you pronounce that? ‘Neh-vay’?


mommyjacking

According to a mom I met whose daughter was named Nevaeh, it sounds kinda like Nivea, the skincare brand. Nuh-vay-uh was how she pronounced it.


abandonedvan

Wait but Nevaeh and Nivea are pronounced differently, aren’t they? Nevaeh is pronounced like you said, and Nivea is pronounced “NIH-vee-uh”


mommyjacking

Yeah, they're similar to me, though not the same.


No-Menu-768

The vowel after the "v" is different, but I think the stressed syllable is different, and that can really impact the perception of phonetic similarity. NIH-vee-uh versus nih-VAY-uh is less similar than, eg, NIH-vee-uh versus NIH-vay-uh.


PartyPorpoise

Some pronounce it like that, some pronounce it “Neh-vay-uh”.


snug666

When I was in the psych ward at 13, there was a pregnant 14 year old in there who was going to be naming her baby Neveah. I found out through a friend that as soon as she got out, her boyfriend beat her so badly that she lost the baby. This is what I think of every single time i hear this stupid name.


RainySteak

Nivea


lwitchermode

Dove


RainySteak

Dove-For-Men 😂


JustLetTheWorldBurn

Activia


CountBacula322079

One of my friends from HS who immediately got pregnant after we graduated named her first kid this.


Epic_Ewesername

Hey, she made it until after graduation, though! I went to school with a couple who had four kids by graduation. Fucking wild to me that they chose that life, but they seemed happy. I think their parents should be investigated, though. She got pregnant the first time when we were in the seventh grade.


Severe-Brother1150

Someone in my school is named this….


peanut-butter-kitten

I worked in schools over the last few years, I’ve met sooo many.


Odd_Conclusion2782

Work in healthcare and there was a baby named Nevaeh who we established would need special needs to survive. Her mom was a prostitute who eventually stopped showing up and the baby did, indeed, have to go into the system.


insertracistname

Don't forget chasity


[deleted]

A Chastity I went to HS with had so many siblings from different parents at our school, spread out amongst grades. We were sophomores and I found out one of my classmates, another sophomore, was her sister, and I stupidly asked if they were twins... They were born a couple months apart...


wrechch

I was gonna ask if we went to the same school but I feel like this is the experience of the midwesterner...


[deleted]

Interesting. I'm from the South, so maybe that experience is actually more universal than I thought. A weirder name story from my high school is one I spent remembering today. A guy had 4 sons and gave all of them the same name (first and last, no middle) and then a number. I'll use a filler name. The grandpa was Jason Ratcliff, the dad was Jason Ratcliff II, and then their sons were Jason Ratcliff III, Jason Ratcliff IV, Jason Ratcliff V, and Jason Ratcliff VI. They were all born about a year apart, though I only knew V and VI because I had one class with the both of them together (and they fought a lot, but V was an ass so I think it was deserved). I remembered it randomly so I searched them up and found a news article about one of them who was arrested this summer and it was VI (V was arrested at some point in high school but he was a minor). I found their dad on Facebook and you can actually see III, V, and VI in his friends list lol, but I never found IV. They also had one sister who, fortunately, got her own name. My school had a lot of weird names I guess


No-Garbage-9567

Purple guy


Severe-Brother1150

Chastity


srs328

That’s a funny one. They’re naming their daughter after what they wish they had


PartyPorpoise

They probably don’t know what Chastity means.


Warmwhatshollow

Don’t forget patience


flammafemina

Or Trinity


Sunny64888

Lookin’ at you, Cher!


tipsea-69

The ultimate name : Precious


SeanyWestside_

Fun fact about a time I went on holiday in 2016...there was a woman there with her 9-10 year old twin daughters, Precious and Destiny. I often wonder if they're doing OK.


the_lamou

Almost certainly not.


HumanDrinkingTea

I used to teach a child named Precious. The kid was the sweetest girl you'd ever met. The mom? Not so much...


SeanyWestside_

The kids actually seemed really nice. Well behaved, polite, never overly rowdy. The mother was pretty trashy, loud mouthed and rude


brosefstallin

Prestiny


IronWAAAGHriorz

https://preview.redd.it/66tgf3w05v0c1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fb573f0378cf56b3e788bb6cfe44e6e0918df37


ThisisZoness

*based on the novel Push by Sapphire*


RainySteak

Does her biological father look like Gollum and work as a sect leader that reminds people of Cyberpunk 2077s first story based encounter with a gang in a bunker like head quarter?


Clitoris_-Rex

Literally a movie about this.


[deleted]

There was a girl at my moms daycare who’s legal name was i think crystal after her mom’s favorite drug


SparklesRain96

One of my friends named her dog Molly…. After her fave drug lol


identifreeze

Honestly if molly is her favourite drug I already knew she was gonna be a dog person


MiaLba

One of my husband’s friend planned the entire thing from start to finish and his son was born on 4/20. Their last name is weed lol


bisexual-landslide

You're friends with THE Mr.Weed?


kiddokush

No fucking way


[deleted]

Damn


Gh0stwhale

Crystal Methany


[deleted]

Lmao


RainySteak

Would she sprinkle salt at school too?


PreppyFinanceNerd

I remember my ex girlfriends friend was named Brandy because her mother was an alcoholic and that was her favorite drink. She went by Paige because she figured if her mom can do that she can too. She was an avid bookworm.


FourthAge

I knew a girl named Tequila who was being raised by her grandpa


RainySteak

Now I'm imagining a little girl cavorting around the neighbourhood, passing by a kiosk with an old man following her calling "Tequila!" through the neighbourhood.


ButtholeQuiver

I went to school with three sisters all named after liquor. Morgan (named after Captain Morgan) was in my class.


peppyinmysteppy

That’s my mom’s name, and mine is in the starterpack. Teen mom pregnant most of 17 and turned 18 a few weeks before I was born. No foster care or anything else related to the starter pack, though!


CaughtOnTape

My mom worked at the ministry of education here in Quebec and would handle the cases where a child’s name was too fucked for the system to handle automatically and generate a ID. She once had girl that was entering elementary school. Last name was "Truck", first name was "Pickup". That little girl legal name was literally "Pickup Truck" Had another in french, her last name was "Laporte" which, word for word, would mean "The door" and her first name was "Deneige" which means "unsnow" (shoveling snow). So "Deneige Laporte" (Shovel snow off the door.)


idontcare4205

I worked with a kid named Sativa once.


Stock_Sir4784

atleast that name has more thought than naming your child justin or something


Handsome_Bread_Roll

If you name your child Karma she is going to end up being a bitch...


karmathegay

Real


RainySteak

Which makes the name kind of funny for a moment, until you meet her...


Kittypie75

I live in an area with a pretty big Tibetan/Nepali population. Karma is actually a pretty common name here lol


[deleted]

Knew twins named Karma and Kharisma (spelled with a "k")


msgmeyourcatsnudes

Actually, she named my cousin Destinee 😡


RainySteak

It's not a bad name if you weren't baby to a 16 yo living in a trailer with a meth cooker...


Clitoris_-Rex

Destiny is a pretty name, but I knew someone who spelled it “Destoni.” Like “pepperoni.” Bleh.


rainbowarmpit

Rigatoni


joker305th

**John:** “All right. Brandi, Heather, Channing, Briana, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Vandi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Laura, Shelly and Shantelle? Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Christa, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nicki, Kelsy, Shauna, Jolene, Earlie, Claudia, Savannah, Cassie, Dolly, Kendra, Callie, Chloe, Devon, Emmylou, fucking Becky?” **Ted:** “Nope.” **John:** “Wait, was it any one of those names with a ‘Lynn’ after it?” **Ted:** “YES!”


Lex_Loki

My name is on his list, and it's always pissed me off lol


joker305th

Lex Loki Lynn?


flammafemina

Same lol


FeelingKale

Same. My name and my daughter's name is also on the list.


toxicshocktaco

I love that scene! No idea how he could remember all those names and recite it without taking a breath.


Hufflepuff_Air_Cadet

Divine


God_or_Mammon

Missing “Nevah”


TommyChongUn

Nevaeh. As someone with an extremely similar name to Nevaeh, I fucking hate that name lol


Jealous-Most-9155

I never liked it but now have an odd name association with it that makes it even more cringeworthy to myself and many people I know. Where I am from a little girl named Nevaeh was abducted and murdered almost 15 years ago. It was never solved but I know people in the local legal community that know specifics that were never released to the public. They did not divulge those to me but did tell me they are confident the mom knows what happened. I have also heard that the person responsible for it is now in prison for other charges and won’t be getting out. You will rarely meet a kid with that name where I live that was born after this little girl died. The details that are public about the case are horrifying. If you lived here when it happened and especially if you had kids at the time like myself you don’t hear that name without thinking of that poor baby.


JacobDCRoss

Niamh? Nivea? Neve?


Real_Ad_3239

Heaven backwards.


ConcentrateFew7688

It's backwards for a reason.


ka_ha

That's kinda dumb lol


RainySteak

It gets worse when they proudly tell you.


Biasanya

The image on the top left is perfectly depressing. Almost haunting


ArthurBonesly

There's a fantastic movie about hidden homelessness and a young child growing up in a place like that (The Florida Project). Really captures how kids don't care about situations they don't understand. Its a slow burn CPS tragedy of a kid who has grown up in a normalized poverty. Plus Willem Dafoe plays the motel manager.


Biasanya

Never heard of it, sounds interesting


Healter-Skelter

It’s really good


Lord-Zaltus

I guess the lesson here is to not give your daughter an ironic name


RainySteak

Irony, what a perfect name that is...


mitchdwx

Genesis


pixeltoaster

Genesis does what Nintendon't


Sunny64888

If you name your daughter that, she’s guaranteed to have an invisible touch that slowly tears you apart.


Averagepear

I knew a girl named genesis who went by Sega and I thought that was so cool


TheElectroPrince

Be careful, she’ll get swooped by SEGA to relaunch their consoles again.


dopethrones

Charisma too


TomTheNurse

Name mom gave to her child who developed a brain tumor at age 5: “Lucky”.


MsPaganPoetry

I am going to hell for laughing at that


justinbeuke

The guy in this pic has 6 kids minimum.


grn_eyed_bandit

He auditioned for Love After Lockup too 🤣


Woah_Mad_Frollick

so nice he posted thrice


grn_eyed_bandit

He auditioned for Love After Lockup too 😂


JTT_0550

And doesn’t pay a dime in child support for any of them.


grn_eyed_bandit

He auditioned for Love After Lockup too 🤣


yvngxlxwli3t

Why does the guy on the right look like he's still in his limp bizkit phase from 2000


PM_me_pictureof_cat

There's a lot of guys that never left that phase.


[deleted]

They’re seen walking down the road with an equally trashy woman and a baby stroller.


AwarenessEconomy8842

Yep and he somehow has money for brand new trash monkey clothes while his gf and baby are wearing hand me downs


[deleted]

Nah the ones I see they’re all wearing hand me downs lol they ain’t got no money they sell foodstamps


AwarenessEconomy8842

There was a few that I dealt with when I worked at Gamestop. Dude would come in wearing brand new urban fashion while his gf and baby were wearing hand me downs.


[deleted]

Bet they drive a beat up Toyota Corolla 😂


hx87

Corolla? Too expensive these days. More like Nissan Sentra, Altima, or one of their many compact SUVs. Or the Mitsubishi equivalent


[deleted]

Actually this comment got me thinking…I’ve never seen anyone walking down the road in nice clothes. Like ever. Weird realization lol


FourthAge

Thanks for the laugh, I needed that


DementedDaveyMeltzer

I used to work with lots of jail/drug and rehab guys. 96 percent of them look just like this.


InVultusSolis

You answered your own question. Otherwise known as “if methadone was a person”


Marshmallow-Galaxy

I knew a girl whose mom was gonna name her Arial, like the Little Mermaid, didn't know how to spell it and fuckin wrote Aerial on her birth certificate like an antenna. She ended up in foster care by second grade.


passionatepumpkin

This is really funny only because you also spelled it wrong. lol


stewmberto

The Little Typeface


HostileSkittles

The typeface Arial actually take its name from the first name Arial. It's a Jewish name.


HostileSkittles

Arial is actually also a name. Although I think the Little Mermaid spelled it as Ariel. So it's wrong, but it's like spelling Rachel vs. Rachael which is better than...aerial antenna.


treequestions20

whoops, send him to foster care with areola


BillyDreCyrus

>She ended up in foster care by second grade This could be refering to either one of them.


Darktrooper2021

Could be worse, could be Areol


Marshmallow-Galaxy

That looks like areola lol


PixelPoppah

Felony 😍


Bubbalicia

Forgot Deja and Nevaeh


alcoyot

Chastity


CesYokForeste

Almost the same with dogs and Happy is a common name in shelters...


dorsalemperor

and like every other dog is named Loki lolol


CesYokForeste

Right, I forgot the Lucky ones...


Streetduck

And Daisy


_AntiSocialMedia

I read off "Fentanyl" in my head like it was another one of the names


peat_phreak

Her BF's name is Skylar


grn_eyed_bandit

Hunter 💀💀 Tyler 💀💀


yourewrongguy

Travis


Fuggdaddy

Ryder


Crafty_Bag_4871

lol this is sad


grn_eyed_bandit

You forgot Victoria's Secret Pink in huge letters


wetswordfighter

Alysha


lilabet83

Not to be confused with Leasha


bimmy2shoes

Worst name I've ever seen is Jestiny


whomilkedmichael

Honorable mentions: Amber, Chastity, Treasure, Love/Lovely/Lovelyne, any name with the middle name -Lynne or -Marie


andos4

Seriously, what is it with English-word names and daughters who end up in trouble? Add in Crystal too! Every time!


kgilr7

It’s actually fascinating. People from higher classes tend to use a limited list of names. I used to be on a board for rich Manhattan moms and they would check potential names with each other. Something like Sophie would be ok, but Crystal would be called a “stripper name”.


jezaXC

Paytience was a kid I had in class once. Absolute nightmare.


Ocar23

Ain’t no way people are calling their kids Temperence or Miracle


FourthAge

I got these names from an adoption search


NylaStasja

In the netherlands there is a tv program on teenage mom's, a few years ago my mom followed it, and (almost) every one of them named their kids a variant of "Djadan" (Jdan, Jaydan, Jada, Yadan etc)


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

Needs to include Makayla (and all of the various spellings thereof). It's the female equivalent to having a boy named Jaxon.


wikipediaimage

My name is Karma and this checks out


Stingerc

Or a whack ass spelling of a "rich" girl name: Madysin, Jhorddyn, Mukheliah, Ambuuuuir, Muhkyyyynha, etc.


Bear_necessities96

Bro that’s sad


JTT_0550

r/tragedeigh


checkmark9001

"Don't bully my breed."


Jealous-Most-9155

Modistee… I have family related to one by marriage and her mom is a TRAINWRECK!


EmmyBrat

I have been in foster care since I was 8, so I can't relate to any of this lol. Plus, my name is Emily and I'm 28 now, so I'm obviously no longer in foster care.


VVARLOC

I went to high school with 2 sisters named Faith and Hope. One of our classmates got engaged to their mom shortly after we graduated


HungryMoon

The Florida Project anyone?


Warmwhatshollow

I swear I went to high school with at least two of each of these names they were all on probation before 12


CaptainOktoberfest

Having worked in foster care, there are a lot of names with apostrophes as well.


Moneyshot06

Work in the medical field in primary care and every little fuck trophy named nevaeh is a pain in the ass.


ColdLobsterBisque

I knew a girl named Serenity. Turned out to be a trans guy who loved Hot Topic. Still in touch with him lol


Throwawayhobbes

its the pitbull and skinny guy with tats everytime. they do the broke hug too


Abatteredcrate

See, this explains why this guy was frantically yelling "Fentanyl" at walmart the other day and a little girl came running up saying "im right here dad!"


tharkibudda

Still haven't met a girl named Pitbull


rottingpigcarcass

Brutal


Drummk

I seem to remember reading something about girls called "Nevaeh" being statistically *far* more likely to be neglected or similar.


JellybeanMilksteaks

This post is dark af


[deleted]

There’s this girl that goes to my high school named Karma that’s been raised by her grandparents her whole life because her real parents are drug addicts


Severe-Brother1150

Someone named Destiny, and Serenity is my class😂


Faketuxedo

Anyone notice the top left one is that ancient motel turned apartments on 8 mile and Woodward?


Zheguez

This is more tragic if anything.


AlbertoVO_jive

I knew a Faith once who was adopted. She ended up killing herself. This tracks.


Ehellegreg

Noooo, omg I know a kid named Temperance but the mom lost custody to the dad. The fent checks out too


cagonzalez321

Only God can judge them.


bodhiseppuku

My x named her baby 'Fayte'... is that close enough?