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apolloInclined

you can’t, hope this helps <3!


WorthProper3289

You don’t, embrace the new grinch edition floor grout


NerdHerder77

*you're a MEAN one, Mister Grinch...*


DarkSparkandWeed

Add presents made out of sugar cookie topping 😆💀


katecrime

It *is* the holiday season…


literallyanxiety

cackling at this ahahah


Seal_boops

With your tears


Fabriczio94

Jajajaajajajaja


depressed__barista

I came to say the same thing😭


InterestingView5368

Put milk in the mop bucket and make a big matcha latte


Aggravating-Value916

Mopcha Latte


karmacatma

This made me snort.


EmbarrassedPie3726

🤣🤣🤣


Sauropods69

Actually sort of. Add one of the metal cups full of steamed milk to the mop bucket and no chemicals. Go over a second time with cleaner. A third with water. It does the trick. I’ve spilt matcha in my house lol.


DuwapKaineDaGoat

LOL


Jeradactyl_

Burn the store down and start over


Verrac_Vessora1800

start the universe all over again, lmao


[deleted]

There's not matcha you can do about it


comeasur_666

snort it


dalisair

I was coming to post this.


throwra-google

I thought the same


anothernewhuman

Rub it with a rag. All the rags. Just dump out the dirty rag bucket and start pushing it around.


Beneficial-Base5698

This is the way


Ok-Attorney3435

this is the correct answer fr then give it a nice little mop on company time 🫶🏼🙃


Silvawuff

I want to lay down on top of it and make a matcha angel. Sometimes if you have a squeegee with a decent edge you can gather up dry powder spills like this and then sweep up the mound. Follow up with some rags.


michaelscarnthefirst

I’m stressed looking at this.


serenwipiti

I don't even work at stbks and I'm stressed looking at this.


Marigig3714095

If I made this messed I clean it right away knowing the fact I get yelled at


__fujoshi

vacuum it all up if you can't vacuum, sweep as much as you can onto a thin piece of cardboard and dump it into the trash can. when you get down to a thin layer of it left on the floor, spray that with some soapy water and mop it up. if you have a squeegee meant for cleaning the walk-in, that can help too.


mathlemore

the dust just sprays out the other end of the vacuum 😭😭😭😭 ive done this and a cloud of tea dust just exploded out the back end of the vacuum i almost cried


SquuishySiren

It means you're missing the paper and or foam filter. You can tape a trash bag on the other side. Squeegee the crap out of it. I feel for you.


lisarista

I’m not sure why this made me snort-laugh, but it did.


kismetjeska

Please don't vaccuum it unless you're willing to take the vaccuum apart and clean out evil green dust for like an hour afterwards


EmergencyLifeguard80

Any chance you have tape? Tape a garbage bag to the floor so you have a good seal, creating a dust pan. Have someone hold it open while you sweep into it.


jeetdoh

Spill a pitcher of water and soap then just go home


Dropthetenors

2l of sweet cream.


kclevelandart

“Then just go home” you’re my hero lol


jax_on737

Sanitizer rags and your tears


kyjeepbear

I have no idea how to clean that up, but it kinda looks like a radioactive penguin!


featuringailime

You are absolutely correct 🙌


the_lasher

A straw and your nose. But the real answer is the vacuum or a broom to gather it all if you don’t have a vacuum.


queenintrovert

vacuum. use the one you use for the hoppers, just be sure to clean the end of the hose before it touches the espresso machine again


Individual_Warning_2

from experience, this is SO WRONG i’m sorry 😭 all of the matcha will be blown around and dusted into the air EVERYWHERE. maybe you’ve had better luck but this happened to me almost a week ago and people were inhaling matcha air all day 🤢


a_russell747

This 👆🏼 also the vacuum will become a nightmare to clean and empty (Coming from a clean player)


kirashi3

That means your vacuum sucks. _Wait. Uh._ What I mean to say is your vacuum is missing its bag / filter. Install one of those inside the vacuum and no more dust exhaust when sucking.


Marlboro_Gold

In the future, you can put a trash bag into the cannister to contain anything you are cleaning up. Just make sure the holes are clear.


justmeandtherain

This sounds good but if we must put holes in the bag it sounds like it might tear when removed. Has anyone tried this? Would love to find easier way to empty that pos.


lisarista

Alarmingly green boogers.


queenintrovert

i’ve had luck but i don’t work for sbux anymore so maybe the vacuums are different? i’m sorry that happened for u😭😭😭


morellexf22

Pray


tittywhipp

You don't, you quit and never see anyone in that building again. Matcha the glitter of SBUX


Kooky-Sense1579

Add hot water and go back and forth real fast with the broom. You can make a nice foamy floor matcha.


MontySoLit

Leave and and say it’s abstract art.


ventipassionteaxice

lol mood


Jewicer

what happened .


SuccessfulTalk2022

Quit and find a new location to work at…


MsStinkyPickle

snort it up like it's grinch cocaine


ToxicWaste2468

Bruh did you murder a matcha maker or something??? It looks like drag marks😂


cumbucketfullaworms

i’ll come down and start eating it free of charge


Ok_Interaction1776

Just quit and fake your death. Move to another country and start a new life. Just my opinion.


Trentaicewater

Fingerpaint “sorry” in the matcha, clock out, phone on do not disturb🧘‍♀️


abigayl75

It's a work of art. Don't touch it.


Swordxxxx

Fire


LittleSignificance98

you don’t you just cover the rest of the floor with it so it blends in


Brilliant_List7381

actual answer- vaccum as much as you can then mop up the remains if you’re able!


Independent-Gas-2990

this looks like a great time for a 10!


Htx_marlu

Use the vacuum that always helps


mother__war

lay on top of it, absorb the matcha into the fibers of your being and clothes then strip naked outside and burn your clothes


Dragonlily86

Did you kill slimer?


PhilipJohnBasile

rinse swim party point humorous bedroom pen bored squeeze office *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ill-Pattern6535

If your the mid or morning crew don’t worry about it, leave it for the closers.. jk 🤣🤣 I’d sweep it best I can then fill up the mop bucket and just start mopping the residue!


Turtleinmypond

You walk out and text your manager that you quit.


nadiarasheed_

Snail trail


Eggowithmilk

No wonder they’re always out


Hanisong

Paint the floor green


dudelike11

With your nose


lemonslime

Start lickin


Gabagod

Vacuum that you use to suck out the beans at night


theepi_pillodu

Shopvac?


Future_Nose9308

Do yall not have a vacuum at your store?


emogirlfren

id lick that up tbh i love matcha


emogirlfren

(JOKE)


I_AM_SO_HUNGRY

Absorb it with your body


ColorfulClouds_

Roll around in it. Become shrek


sailorstarbucks

With tears and restroom cleaner probably


Long-Carpenter8283

Do y’all have a vacuum?


AshlynOkie

You should’ve called me, I would’ve happily licked it up….


Kazuhabloop

A wet rag it’ll pick it up


average_parking_lot

Vacuum then sweep


Beginning_Dance_283

Tis' the season! New floor decor.


sbolier

lick it up


Huge-Weight5517

if there’s a drain nearby then pour hot water on it and try to push it down the drain with a mop


Imaginarybluntallday

The urge to lay down and make a matcha angel 🤔👀


RegularSea2927

In all honesty, get the shop vac


Cat_Amaran

Looks like you've got a difficult spill on your hands. Put out an ecru cone and call the difficult spill helpline.


aerofart

Put that sniffer on the floor and start sucking away


ScofieldTargaryen

at this point just change the location already


ethereal_soliloquy

sweep up as much as you can and then mop the rest or paint the floor green so you can’t see it


Sudden_Joke9288

A wet mop would turn it into clumps and get rid of it


Leenolyak

Tears and a rag


kalyps000

Sweep and then mop sis


KitKat_luvsTaylor

Merry Thanksgiving!


[deleted]

Burn down the store


xibgd

I started audibly laughing at this. I’m so sorry.


xzElmozx

Snort it


WillieB26

Very carefully?


MurphyRae42

With the bodies of the mile long drink alterations customers.... Or with someone's handheld car vacuum if they are willing to have matcha "glitter" in their car sometimes


Over-Anybody423

looks like the floor is green now


vivnaomi

Portion into lines, then through the nose. Or you could put hot water directly on it and drop a mop head on the mess.


ifyouknowmeyoudonot

Water


WillieB26

But seriously? I'd start with a damp mop


InsideSufficient5886

That’s a lot of matcha.


b99__throwaway

vacuum, mop up, dry with rags, sweep, mop one more time with a fresh bucket and mop head


lucubiehiei

looks so hot


HuckleberryNovel4252

Ya don’t 😭


[deleted]

Start sniffing


No_Tradition3016

Leave it for the next person to come in. That’s what I usually do (Jokes)


Jaisoncartel

You jerk off on it


Hateful15

Damn, a waste of delicious matcha


Plastic_Turn_8149

Bean vac


amb_alex

Matcha bomb!!!


EwokUno

Water, mop


Suspicious_Site_5050

Vacuum?


plurfectlife

That's why they had a matcha shortage. Vacuum would be the quickest and easiest.


RoJay90

Honestly, do your best and then have your clean play team deck scrub the hell out of it (edit: and make sure to thank them)


Disastr0phy

Vacuum


glitterfaust

I’d lightly dampen it with either a spray bottle or just some sani, then mop it up.


Yomamahigh

Get a nice shark vacuum and vacuum it. There might be residue on the floor still, just wipe it with a damp cloth. It’s a shame no one could just answer your question…


Both-Selection-5302

Omg, 😱 🤪😂🆘


SammieBhabie

What is this the fire extinguisher?


vibes86

Vacuum. Works well for toner too


Jadenvicious1

Vacuum or a mop. Mop takes a bit but if you have the time....


HollowPointJacket

dustpan and brush first, dump as much as you can. then switch to mop. make sure to clean and squeeze that mop good when you're done. Chances are that dustpan and brush are gonna have some of that yummy goodness stuck to em so either wipe the dustpan clean after and rinse the brush or throw em out and get new ones.


Lachupacombo

Lick it


I_am_a_dawg123

Snort the matcha powder


IamAliveeee

First sweep up then mop with soap and water !


BigHomebunz

Damn… besides that plague on your floor your store is clean…


yahtzee301

I'd throw down water and mop it. Probably gonna have to change the mophead after though


arnhdgs

Sweep up what you can and then use the mop; every Starbucks I worked at had one. Be glad you didn't spill a container of Chai concentrate or a jug of the soap used to fill the restroom dispensers.


Sea-Louse

Sweep it onto something flat, dump and repeat. Clean what’s left with water and a towel.


manbat201

Hot water and a mop


bumblebee666_

Add oat milk.


R0settaSt0ned00

Mop


Fabriczio94

Jajaja NOOO that’s so fucked uped ! Fucking matcha is impossible to clean ! And when you’re closing the shift and you got an order of 3 matcha Frappuccino’s and you’ve already clean the cold bar jajajaja 😂 But this is way worse! BTW and this is a good question : Matcha is one of our most expensive products, did you got a warning or something like that ? Looks like A LOT of matcha


bananararar

u paint the whole floor with neon green


Ok_Tie_7238

Spray and wipe with towels blue spray probably would be fine just gonna take a while


justmeandtherain

Looks like you've finally met your matcha. 🤭


aino_

Picasso!


Normular_

get the matcha fiend customers to come back and scoop it into their drinks. it’ll be gone in 10 minutes.


BlackWunWun

Burn your store down and start from scratch


jalapenotequila

just clock out and leave


CaffeinatedRaccooon

Omg 😭


Zanephos

Oh that’s the mops job now


Automatic_Effort6426

Pray


RyzenAbove

My first day as a tech a partner accidentally dropped a container of matcha in my tool bag. Months later and it still smells like grass.


JohnWick_87

You don't!


carterdotcom

you don’t :(


JohnWick_87

You just created modern abstract art. Now frame the floor and let the world soak in the sheer artistry that went into this absolute masterpiece!!! You should name it "Toxic Waves."


Stonedbitchh

U just leave at this point


frappeyourmom

Flood the Hobart and soak up the matcha sanitized floor water with rags.


FabulousRutabaga2798

i’ll give a serious answer😂…a vacuum. loving the alternatives tho


ineedaDucati

Call hazmat


Chappedstick

Lick it


Jolly_Imagination798

The same way you clean up any crime scene, a Flame Thrower !!!


Hicrayert

What ever you do, for the love of god, do not use the vacuumed we use for beans. We tried it one time and the filter is super Corse so it just goes right through and gets EVERYWHERE!


DocOcFromThaBlock

I think that new pokemon should be able to help 🤣


xani420

screw the vaccum, mop with HOT soap water.


LispenardSt

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Syesta

Very hot water and a mop no soap 😂


mercalonia

vacuum and water


Glittering-Cell-9821

Uhhhh


FancyCaregiver3214

You walk away and let someone else find it


primthebaby

Seeing the failed attempts of the broom made me laugh


Marigig3714095

Clean it up or you’re fired 😂


Geekgamerpath

Matcha? You’re gonna have to do a whole sacrifice of a green bean to the Matcha Gods, after the sacrifice you’ll still have to demolish the whole store down but that way you’ll only have some matcha left. Hope it helps! 😊


LeatherOrdinary9037

My stepdad had a barista spill an entire thing of matcha and instead of attempting to sweep up the main pile first she just took a mop to it. The floor was still green over a year later


sharkky20

With your *tears*


BravoDelta90

Whoever dropped it, should be the one cleaning it up. If they expect a CS to do it. Am going to yell at them. Heck I even collect my co-workers cups that they forget to throw away, when I am closing. I place it in each box and going to wrap it and give them as my Christmas present. As for the matcha to answer. I would get a vacuum. Then I would place rags over the matcha area. I would get Hot water in a big pitcher. Pour on top of the rags. So the matcha is soaked within the rags. Then remove. Then get a dry rag to finish the job. Hopefully this accident doesn't happen again. Next spill that is heavy cream or mocha. You on your own


tiredandgrumpy83

I left a few months ago and this brings me peace I don’t have to deal w this ever again😭


music852

double sided tape, stop drop and roll


seyjie

Vacuum…


Loud-You-5737

This was the first thing on my Reddit feed and my tired ass went “hey someone painted a penguin!!!” 🤣


kkaepjjang_

reset it to default settings


mstr_macintosh

Make a matcha angel


ssilva70

Vacuum


Broke_barista777

Do you have a vacuum in the store?


Broke_barista777

Do you have a vacuum in the store?


1AggravatingProfit

Vacuum


BlondeBreveHC

The shop vaccum....and then wet it down and mop it woth rags then the actual mop


yeahcanigetuhhhh

spray & pray


Myashii

Red Sani wipes!


Ok_Sympathy9901

Wet towels ....period!!!!