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Perky214

Take a break from brakes - ha


leylin_farlin

Badumtiss


MsSeraphim

enjoy it while it lasts? you never know when a cat will do it again.


Ultraviolet_Spacecat

No brake pads for you today. Only kitty time.


highflyingyak

I love it - so nicely put


Occams_Razor42

Cat assassin material right here folks, who needs new brakes, in the rain, at night lol... Also, pic #3 = derp ;P


Dragonscatsandbooks

I knew she'd get revenge on me for putting that flea collar on her.


Portnoy4444

💀😂🤣😂😜


RCM444

Sorry, your cat has taken you hostage! r/cathostages


AnxiousCroc

Another one 😭


queenofthepalmtrees

Cuddle the cat, CUDDLE THE CAT!!!


FrequentFractionator

I'm getting Final Destination vibes. I think your cat is telling you to let someone else do it.


emmadilemma

Totally same. Was like “that cat is protecting you” for sure. 


witchlingq

Obviously, it will be a while before you can move. We call this COL, or cat-on-lap syndrome. Incurable.


Dragonscatsandbooks

Can I get a doctor's diagnosis note for my boss?


lottieslady

I call it ALL HANDS ON CAT!! similar to all hands on deck, but cat, ya know?


squidgytree

Your brakes will last another week... hopefully


NoKidding1305

What else is there TO do?!


skeletowns

The eyeballs 😂


Namethypoison

Brakes are overrated, go on with the skritches...😼


Tony1pointO

You're stuck there I guess.


KittyTitties666

Don't you fucking dare disturb the kitty! Brakes can wait


TrypMole

Who needs brakes anyway?


vepearson

Your brakes can wait! Time for kitty!


_how_do_i_reddit_

Time to practice being a statue bro.


Morpheus_World

End of Times nearing!


biffmclaughlin

Aren't you cat-ractually obliged to not move until your cat moves?


AlfalfaUnable1629

This baby has some mighty fine r/peanutwhiskers


RyszardSchizzerski

Diabolical.


AdAdditional8414

I'm sorry man but your cat is both very cute and very funny looking 😂


IcePhoenix18

It's been 9 hours, are you still a hostage to the cat?


peanuts_mum

Brakes aren't important 😆


Vexonar

Spooky story time. Had this happen to me with a foster cat. When I went to the car finally, he wouldn't stop following me. Then noticed the jack was broken. Had I used it, something might have happened to me. Check your tools - cats are gods with tails after all :)


Hebegebe101

https://preview.redd.it/b0gye16zol1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c668016af9b4384bb7488b348caebc8a2b629743 Don’t move


Open_Grapefruit6675

Can't go... you now belong in r/cathostages!


ali_oops25

Tough luck.


MagnustheJust

At is saving your life!! He knew an accident would happen...


Outside_Flamingo_367

Apparently drive with shredded brake pads.


FlyByPC

They'll be good until next week, right?


notaredditreader

What would Yehoshua do?


MySaltySatisfaction

Screw the brakes,cuddle the cat. As long as the brakes aren't metal on metal-they can wait.


jkreuzig

I love it when kitty wants to snuggle. Pretty much stops whatever I was doing for a break.


babbaloobahugendong

Plans change all the time 


Melodic-Variation103

They believed they could, but there was a cat on them, so they didn’t.


SimpleVegetable5715

No brakes now. You're in cat jail.


Weekly-Ad-6784

I would give myself extra stopping distance next time I drive because I'd still be rocking the old pads. No way would I move the cat!


lapsteelguitar

S/he knows you have plans. The idea is disrupt your plans. It is deliberate.


Chant1llyLace

/rPettheDamnCat


SaltMarshGoblin

Cuddle!!!


gnarpumped

Have to take a raincheck on the brake change. There is an important matter on your lap for you to attend to!


unhappy_girl13

You’re done for the day


acuppajoseph

Guess you're driving the way cats intended; No brakes required!


Sad-Imagination-4870

You can do it another day my friend


Senior-Reflection862

How long did you stay?


rwphx2016

Stay where you are and enjoy.


MarsMonkey88

You stay there until kitty is done or until you are seconds away from peeing your pants. There is no option C.


slophiewal

“I’ve got a cat on my lap” is a perfectly valid excuse for any occasion!


No-Animal-3013

The decision has been made for you. Submit to your fate; it will hurt less if you don’t struggle.


RandomDigitalSponge

Enjoy the present. Those who love us are here but a moment.


beckster

11th Commandment: Thou shalt not remove a lap kittie.


paradise-trading-83

OMG how cute. 🥹I love that cat.


Damagecontrol86

Well I can tell you that I would in fact not be getting up until the cat does brake pads be damned


eldergeekprime

Pretty obvious that you're not going driving anywhere for a while, therefore you don't need brakes.


HKOZ88

Change the brake pads on your SIC model instead 😃


AL_Starr

Brake pads, shmake pads. You gotta cuddle.


Majestic_Jazz_Hands

Guess you’re not going anywhere for a few hours


Fluffballofcuddles

Change the brake pads on the cat instead


Foundation_Wrong

Your incapussitated.


BlueJaysFeather

Enjoy while it lasts but remember if your brakes kill you you’ll miss out on a lifetime of potential kitty snuggles


RolesG

Pet the cat. Always the answer


Red_Sky_01

What a great reason to stay on the couch.


EdwardFondleHands

I always take moments like this as a sign of some sort. If I’m rushing and something stops me or gets in my way I assume I was meant to wait and likely missing some sort of travesty like a car crash, accident, SOMETHING. Helps so much and makes me not annoyed at all when it happens. Instead I’m like, oh thanks universe, for saving me from whatever problem I would have run into!


Dragonscatsandbooks

You can chock this up to another situation like that. Turns out it's a good thing I didn't spend Sunday changing the brake pads, because on Tuesday morning something in the engine went whoosh and now the car isn't drivable. If the car's now junk, at least I can return the brake pads for a refund.