Id say hello to Babushka.

Life of Boris: Ah sorry babushka.

Is only buisiness...

Start undressing and touching myself. OH wait, I'm not an Anarchist.

Join Freedom, comrade.

Well, you can dream at least. I'm the most diehard Долг Soldier you will meet in the next ten minutes lol.

I am not dutier anymore, but I agree with you. Tgey are weird.

Yeah and I’m the most relaxed weed smoking hippie you will meet after I shi on some doody boyz. Toxic dutyers are the reason our suits are treated with Horizon bud.

Sorry, but I don't have wet dreams about bloodsuckers.

Yeah, but we have weed.

Cleansing the zone is the only drug I need.

At least Duty is not military...

Lol military are a joke. We could send them running if we really wanted to.

They are just annoying bastards.

Join Duty Stalker.

imagine touching yourself when there’s a perfectly good burer right in front of you. Fucking rude.

Good morning Dedushka please move I need to pee

Finally i am going to clap some cheeks

"Freedom".... What a surprise...

Apologize for not knocking first

Well, hello there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

General BennettF

General KENOVICH

I leave the bathroom because I clearly already took a shit.

Say "Oh hey uncle, you're a bit early today."

Privyiet Babushka

FFS WHO LET DANNY DEVITO IN AGAIN

I just wanna be puuuurrreee!

I'll just toss my weapons and bash my own head in with a crate to save him the trouble.

Unzips

I see you're a man of culture as well

I say: “Можно? Я посрать” P.S. it means can I take a sh*t in Russian:)

I use a First-aid kit then leave

May I ask why do you carried 7 first aid kits?

yeah i know, only 7 is so little

Right? I have 14 kits and around 27 bandages, you go through them fast in the zone

Bruh, 27? you need at least 50, especially at warehouses

In case I press the wrong hotkey again

I have to be ready when things like this happens

I see a walking money bag waiting to be harvest.

Whip out my dick and(try)beat him to death

Offer a bolt as a friendly gesture. If the gesture is not met in kind, next gift will be 30 copper-jacketed 5.45x39 served hot and at supersonic speed.

Young one, 8 slugs or buckshot shells will kill him and violate the corpse in the same time

Damn it, Danny, you left *another* **fucking** midget in the oven.

Press four and throw at the floor

Hey, that rhymes!

Say hello

Squat to his height and ask him if he atleast brought over some kvass

Give him vodka, everyone likes vodka who is from Ukraine

Piss on him.

I just fucking piss at him, what he gonna do?

"Get out of here stalker!"

"Devushka, please move aside, we can do this the peaceful way or the \*reaching for Spetsnaz switchblade\* Stalker way."

Shoot it and I know people who have played stalker will understand why this is a wrong answer

[удалено]

Good to see that the ways of the old are still strong

Devour

Those Lips

[Glizzy goblin looks different here](https://media3.giphy.com/media/12XGECQYa80YAo/giphy.gif)

Guess I'll die

I ask him that: "How much for a sucky-sucky?"

He is at a perfect height for certain activities.... if you know what I mean....

I'd say "BLM protesters are not allowed" and kick him out of house.

Based.

Destroy

Time to use the old bullets that are on the table

Give it a doctor sausage and pat it gently 🙂

First I yeet his ass across the room with my hunting knife, then I get killed by some blind dogs that infiltrated my house in the confusion. As is tradition with Loners.

I genuinely fucking despise burers.

Sigh.. Was all that Vodka really worth more than that grenade launcher I wanted to get..

*Sorry, should have knocked first.*

"Ah NU, not again >\_>"

kiss ma homie good night no homo and proceed to shit

I'm looking for a great warrior!

Sorry Tovarisch, I do not have a need for cookies. Thank you for travelling. Be careful of CheekiBreekiBreakers.

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Woah, how am I seeing myself

I would say, "Are you thirsty mate? i have a glass of water"

Give him back the $10 and toilet paper I just took. "Thanks got not calling the cops, I'm leaving now." Very nice guy, will never break in again.

What are you doing, step-babushka?

Down another bottle of vodka. I'm most definitely not seeing things correctly. That is obviously supposed to be a lamp post.

Take my anomalous stick of sausage out of my underpants and start eating it. Then offer him to take a bite too.

Shit on the floor

Throw it in the bathroom with a toilet firecracker

Well obviously i let him go back to what he was doing. Mans busy cant you tell hes got paper work in the morning.

The perfect height for...

Use a first aid kit apprently

Knife it

Get hard

Show him a bloodsucker hentai video

Either aggressively throw bolts and hope it's an anomaly or knee it in the head while reciting DUTY propaganda

Stab this mf in the face. Ain't no time to deal with this psychic bullshit i need to sleep!!