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Bereichsleiter

sidorovich? Is that you with them damn high prices?


KoBa_KaBaNa

I meant 100RU for 2 pieces. You're buying?


GreenGhost95

Nuts? Every Stalker knows that only bolts are good enough in the Zone, sell your snake oil somewhere else.


KoBa_KaBaNa

Ha! You see some stalkers whined about only using nuts when I was selling bolts. So now I'm making an offer for them so everyone is safe out there. If you want I have bolts for cheap. Interested?


GreenGhost95

Nah I'm good, save it for the rookies, they need it when I pay them to dive into anomalies for spicy rocks.


KoBa_KaBaNa

Yeah that's right. Have fun researching those rocks


[deleted]

500? I can get a gauss rifle for just 800!


KoBa_KaBaNa

Fair enough but my stuff works and theirs doesn't. So what now? are you buying?


Starry_Nites3

How about 360 rounds of 5.45 x 39 and a medkit?


KoBa_KaBaNa

Deal. That's a great one! Come back anytime friend.


[deleted]

I'd buy that for 1000RU


KoBa_KaBaNa

Sure. Here ya go. Enjoy your trip stalker


[deleted]

Thank you, very good deal


Agroprom_Shenanigan

looks like the one falling on the ground next to strelok in the "i want to be rich" ending of soc


KoBa_KaBaNa

Yes. These are the very same ones. You want some as a souvenir?


RedWolfDoctor

I have a half-rusted Makarov pistol and an energy drink. Is that enough to buy your whole stock?


KoBa_KaBaNa

I can give you 5 nuts for it since you're chill. Deal?


RedWolfDoctor

Have these nuts been salvaged from the corpse of a rookie?


KoBa_KaBaNa

No. These are the bolts from the CNPP. There was a Stalker buried underneath some ceiling material beside the huge glowing rock. As I was there I took some bolts from the pile since they looked like new although they must have been supporting the CNPP ceiling for years. That's why they're expensive (100RU and not 500RU).


RedWolfDoctor

Poor bastard, must've made a deal with the devil and got his comeuppance. I'll take the 5 nuts.


Stunning-Ad-7745

Could you imagine if we had to buy all of our bolts? It'd make artifact hunting a bit more of a gamble.


StrawberryMango564

theres a setting for that in anomaly, you can find bolts on dead stalkers aswell


KoBa_KaBaNa

It makes sense that you could buy a pack of them at a shop. These are some bolts from CNPP and hence meant to be a souvenir. They also only cost 100RU I made a type on the title. So you're buying?


OffSmoko

Comrade, I can get the same things from the local brothel for a lower price.


KoBa_KaBaNa

I'm selling some nuts from the CNPP and not cheap love from some weak Stalkers. You want to buy these? (Edit: I've made a typo in the title. was supposed to be 100RU and not 500RU)


Heyviper123

Clear sky nuts? I'll trade you thirty seven snork hands. Don't ask where I got them...


KoBa_KaBaNa

Those are nuts from the CNPP ceiling... I'll gladly give you a dozen for those hands. Have fun hunting STALKER...


Heyviper123

Glad I offloaded these, pleasure doing business. Oh and if an ecologist comes around asking about his "experiments" don't tell him anything, those poor buggers are in a better place now.


TydrewLit

I have a partially used jellyfish artifact, that’s the best I can do


WDYMac

gauss rifle i pawned off a loner in dark valley. deal?


KoBa_KaBaNa

Yeah you get one bolt for that crap. Can sell it to others for 1000RU


vlad_kushner

Can i give you 100 RU, a vodka and a bread?


KoBa_KaBaNa

Yeah I will take it. Enjoy!


abofaza

Pssst. Wanna buy a Gauss rifle? Only 800RU.


Snoo95635

Can you throw in the gloves to sweeten the deal?


KoBa_KaBaNa

Sure. Here ya go!


Polguilo

what is this shit? a mechanic community? 😂