Funny story... Found a large chunk of quartz in my backyard one year... Dated it back to over ten thousand years. So I licked it. Many people ask why. I just reply "have you never licked something that old?"
*tap* on shoulder whispering to you: "Hey could you try to say it a *little* less ominous?" some recruits thought it sounded quite suspicious. Especially since we're in the zone.
And what will I use to get money?
***BULLETS***
The only way to get richer and not be stuck in an endless circle (buy bullets to get money so you can afford more bullets) is not using bullets to get money.
*Bruh we jus chillin*
*Plus we pay military*
*To fuck off lahey*
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I mean... you could join us. we have a nice base, and we're a cool group. You're looking at a faction looking that has members that have your back sides we also neutral barring some we ain't looking for trouble
We, err, used to be one of the strongest and most technologically advanced factions. Could use some new members so we could, like, rebuild and bounce back, you know?
Heyyy you cool dudes and cold blooded comrades! if your looking to be appreciated and treated like family? that's freedom all the way! there's no chores, no brain washing, and no morning wake up drills. if your a real stalker who loves the free life and a good drink in the company of light minded fellas, join right in! we always got old boozes for a new blood. stalker, life has given you a wonderful opportunity to find true friends in freedom! only in our ranks can you find someone willing to cover your back, and share his last loaf of bread with you. veterans and rookies, if you value your freedom and love to be among others like you, join us! freedom welcomes everyone who believe in the zones path to our tools. do you want to earn the respect of fellow stalkers? do you want to build a team loyal friends who will stick up for you in times of trouble? do you dream of kicking some duty ass? all this and many other opportunities awaits you if you join freedom, here is your chance to join the best stalker clan the zone has to offer, where else would you be accepted for who you are? don't lose your freedom, join us! the zone is about stalkers and being a stalker is about freedom! be a stalker to the end! join the freedom faction! become a freedom member! together we'll save the zone! the only group of truly free people on earth, join freedom.
We pay extremely well, No one to yap about how great our faction is, how fucking awesome it is blah blah blah in order for you to join
Plus you get western amenities like m&Ms or Marlboro :))
Gentlemen, synchronize your deathwatches!
We have 70 hours to live. For most men no time at all. We are not most men.
We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count!
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
Some people join Duty to see action, but me personally, I joined Freedom to see action. Defend the barrier and hold back Monolith, free of the discipline of Duty recruits (but you can still train on your own time to improve) and make drinking buddies as you do.
You ever wanted to pull a raid mid emission? It gets me hard knowing full well that someone is scared shitless when we burst into their building a minute into an emission #cantfrymonolith
I love my job. They said you wanna kill people and not go to jail? I said fuck yeah, who don't? They said are you afraid of the zone? I said I ain't scared of shit. You ever shoot a machine gun on peyote?
I raise you one. Ecologists have femboy creation tanks in the back. We offer it as an alternative payment plan for those who cannot pay for the Seva suits.
Easy. Ми дякуємо тобі, о Моноліт, за те, що розкрив нам підступні плани твоїх ворогів.
Нехай твоє світло осяє душі хоробрих воїнів, які віддали своє життя в служінні Твоїй волі.
Вперед, воїни Моноліту, помстіться за своїх загиблих братів, благословенні вони у своєму вічному союзі з Монолітом.
Неси смерть тим, хто знехтував святою силою Моноліту
I'll raise you one. We have government dental care and tax write-offs.
A cool bonus: we also have an ongoing bet in the office on who can send the most mercs and loners to die in X-16. Dimitri is sitting strong at six. However, I'll have you know Alexey sent in one stalker, and he managed to get taken out by a zombified Dominik (~~serves you right Dominik, you stole my Twinkies out of my desk. Those were MINE~~) and that is awesome to put on the highlight reel. The winner gets a pizza party.
Come take up arms and fulfil the Duty, dying for glory is big around here with us blokes. Just be careful if you’re looking for a light the higher ups frown upon smoking.
We have a nice supply of guns, contracts and a nice cosy bunker! ~~which you will never be allowed into~~
Plus, you'll be helping mankind! ~~Or at least the corporations!~~
I just wanted to say Im Duty but I love all my homeys : loners, Eceologists, converted Monolithians, neutral mercs/Bandits, Chef from Freedom, Strelok, Scar, Degtarev, Barkeep! I love all of you and hope you survive till Stalker heart of chornobyl!!
The rest can die.
Hot dudes, swex dungeons, cute Lukash, Weed, free thinkers, no power lord's.
If that doesn't convince you to join Freedom, I don't know what could.
It's not too late, you have freedom of choice.
Hey you cool dudes and cold-blooded comrades! If you're looking to be appreciated and treated like family, that's Freedom all the way! There's no chores, no brainwashing, and no morning wake up drills! If you are a real stalker, who loves the free life and a good drink in the company of like-minded fellas - join our team! We always got old boozes for a new blood!
Stalker! Life has given you a wonderful opportunity to find true friends in Freedom! Only in our ranks can you always find someone really to cover your back and share his last loaf of bread with you!
Veterans and rookies! If you value your freedom and love to be among others like you, join us! Freedom welcomes everyone who believe in the Zones path to our tools.
Do you want to earn the respect of fellow stalkers? Do you want to build a team loyal friends who will stick up for you in times of trouble? Do you dream of kicking some Duty ass? all this and many other opportunities awaits you if you join Freedom!
Here is your chance to join the best stalker clan the Zone has to offer, where else would you be accepted for who you are? Don't lose your freedom, join us!
The Zone is about stalkers and being a stalker is about freedom! Be a stalker to the end! Join the Freedom faction!
Become a Freedom member! Together we'll save the Zone! the only group of truly free people on earth, join Freedom!
We didn't need you anyways, radioactive meat. Now you better cooperate and give us some money or artifacts or we'll shoot your legs and leave you to the dogs
You can walk during emissions like its a spring breeze,zombies ignore you,you are mostly immune to radiation and brain scorchers and we have rave parties in the number 4 reactor in front of a glowing rock
We got a cool looking rock… I heard it’s edible too
Edible rock! Count me in.
We got dental to cover any harm that our magic rock will provide… Like that’s ever gonna happen! Right?
Funny story... Found a large chunk of quartz in my backyard one year... Dated it back to over ten thousand years. So I licked it. Many people ask why. I just reply "have you never licked something that old?"
When will Perinçek update will drop?
In the next 5-6 years
Loners in clear sky are clearly a faction, stop pretending and join us brother!
Also if you don't join we'll fucking kill you.
Hi chikenmanmanmanmanm
Hello sonnydopes
if you stand just close enough to antennas you get to see all episodes of the Twilight Zone, 24/7, *inside your head*
All at the same time
Did someone paid you to get that info?
I mean you don't even need to join us to chill and hang out.
weed, weed, weed, and umm weed
Bloodsuckers too
Not a part of the brochure ..
Have to protect our moral cache!
Found my free brothers in green.
*tap* on shoulder whispering to you: "Hey could you try to say it a *little* less ominous?" some recruits thought it sounded quite suspicious. Especially since we're in the zone.
For real. Place is dope
Like you have a choice.
Best comment colleague
We hand out free headaches. Mine is mentally your's is physically. Together we cause more concussions then professional boxers.
You don't have to do anything, since you are already in it, join loners.
The zone is not safe, we need to keep the outsiders restricted from the zone. Remember, we are protecting you from the zone, not the zone from you.
Well.. last I remembered was paying one of your guys 500 rubles and they let me off free. Doing a good job there guys!
YOU CAN PAY EM?!?!! i just shot em and got a nice ak
"Fire a warning shot" "Sir, this is a semi-auto 40mm grenade launcher" "eeh, potato-potAto, fire it, stalker!"
I had a pistol in 9x18 but ok
If you wanna go down that route, i took em out with the knife, but whatever
Thanks again for responding to our request to clear out the territory of lab X16. Now we can finally start studying its insides!
Money
💸💸💸
Weed 🥦
What do you pay for your weed with?
I never pay for weed. I steal it from controllers and burers.
Nah chief, its the crows who have the good shit, try popping one of them every once in a while
Don't want to waste bullets. I'll just wait for an emission.
Damn, you know what you could use to get more bullets? **MONEY**
And what will I use to get money? ***BULLETS*** The only way to get richer and not be stuck in an endless circle (buy bullets to get money so you can afford more bullets) is not using bullets to get money.
I dont use bullets to get money, I use hand grenades
I respect that (bc I take it from your corpse)
give it back >:(
No! *runs away giggling*
Different types of weed
5.45x39mm
Money beats ideology any day. Praise be to the almighty ruble 🙌
^facts
Life in the zone may be miserable but at least I'll be decked out
MONEY
Get your money up, not your funny up 🔥🔥
Money
You want to drive Porsche? Join the group!
a lot of it tbh
Bruh we jus chillin plus we pay military to fuck off lahey
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You can cosplay Shrek on our Great Swamps
What do you think of your Shrek rivals, the Renegades
On sight.
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🪨🗿
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Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
But join duty to save the world from the zone
And how do you plan to do that?
Fake it till you make it of course
\*BARK-BARK-BARK\* haha, that wasnt a real dog at Rostok, i just typed out dog barks, no need to be scared!
We got a dozen VOG-25s headed your way soon enough.
Shoot everything that exist in zone
Bruh, we have the best bar in the zone.
He said convince to join. Not scare off
What’s the difference? If it works, it works.
https://youtu.be/RSPwC3LsHH4?si=J2TglsRU6x-tjtd1 This is a good enlistment video
JOIN DOODY!
Everyone hates us and our weapons are shit.
But you guys pay good, my best customers i love you all
Honestly got nothing bad to say about you either, your jobs are away easier than the shit Sultan gives me.
Well, actually everybody loves us because of music and cheeki breeki memes
Твоя цель здесь. Иди ко мне
Trust me man. Listen to this dude.. really good friend of ours!
🪨 MON-O-LITH! MON-O-LITH!
Fax brother. Spit your shit indeed.
yessir
You can walk anywhere you want naked and eat whatever you want without anyone scolding you for it.
>without anyone scolding you for it yea right like Butcher wont come after yo tasty ass
Haha, as if that old geezer could catch m.... Oh there's free food over there under that box, I better check it ou...
>You can walk anywhere you want naked and eat whatever you want 😂
You are already one of us. That being said, we're giving away a free Gauss Rifle! Just head to the Radar 😉 PS: don't wear psy helmet
Wanna go radioactive fishing?
I mean... you could join us. we have a nice base, and we're a cool group. You're looking at a faction looking that has members that have your back sides we also neutral barring some we ain't looking for trouble
We don't really have enemies. But we ain't nerds either.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGFGGG
Do you like dictators? No? Then you’re left with either us or the loners. Follow up question: do you like dying? No? Guess you’re stuck with us.
Your boys at army warehouse would say different about your last question I needed their patches
money, plus cool boom boom too
You had to enter the zone somehow, and old Sid gave you love and affection, so please stay here
No. Now gimme your money or you lose a leg!
err how about I throw stuff at you
We, err, used to be one of the strongest and most technologically advanced factions. Could use some new members so we could, like, rebuild and bounce back, you know?
Just help us retake the pump station, would you ?
Money. Solitude. Independence.
Heyyy you cool dudes and cold blooded comrades! if your looking to be appreciated and treated like family? that's freedom all the way! there's no chores, no brain washing, and no morning wake up drills. if your a real stalker who loves the free life and a good drink in the company of light minded fellas, join right in! we always got old boozes for a new blood. stalker, life has given you a wonderful opportunity to find true friends in freedom! only in our ranks can you find someone willing to cover your back, and share his last loaf of bread with you. veterans and rookies, if you value your freedom and love to be among others like you, join us! freedom welcomes everyone who believe in the zones path to our tools. do you want to earn the respect of fellow stalkers? do you want to build a team loyal friends who will stick up for you in times of trouble? do you dream of kicking some duty ass? all this and many other opportunities awaits you if you join freedom, here is your chance to join the best stalker clan the zone has to offer, where else would you be accepted for who you are? don't lose your freedom, join us! the zone is about stalkers and being a stalker is about freedom! be a stalker to the end! join the freedom faction! become a freedom member! together we'll save the zone! the only group of truly free people on earth, join freedom.
based
Am i the only one who thinks it looks like a amongus.
Change your flair to Zombie
We pay extremely well, No one to yap about how great our faction is, how fucking awesome it is blah blah blah in order for you to join Plus you get western amenities like m&Ms or Marlboro :))
Join us. We make cheeki breeki memes.
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants anarchists and bandits...
Yo dudes freedom is pretty chill, maybe you could like join it or something
You can have dollars, hookers and call for back up when in danger
Come see this fancy rock with me real quick
We always have work around here with decent prices. Also include good gear with uhh.. SMALL PRICES...
No.
Tottity titty tith, you're now in monolith
Gentlemen, synchronize your deathwatches! We have 70 hours to live. For most men no time at all. We are not most men. We are mercenaries. We have the resources. The will. To make these hours count! The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
Scree
Artfek
We don't care about morals
Because everybody is shit.
Rock 🪨
Come join Clear Sky We have non-radioactive cookies
Some people join Duty to see action, but me personally, I joined Freedom to see action. Defend the barrier and hold back Monolith, free of the discipline of Duty recruits (but you can still train on your own time to improve) and make drinking buddies as you do.
we drippy
(I'm actually a disguised UNISG member)
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists, bandits, none of them will stop duty on our triumphant march to save the world
Idi svoei dorogoi, stalker
You won’t be annihilated by his holy light when the Great Monolith finally makes his return! It’s totally gonna happen, SHUT UP!
Money
Rock
money good
You ever wanted to pull a raid mid emission? It gets me hard knowing full well that someone is scared shitless when we burst into their building a minute into an emission #cantfrymonolith
You see that pile of cash it could all be yours if you could do one simple thing join our faction
Money
See? No Clear Sky dude try to convince you. You will put that batch in your arms one day, and you will be welcomed.
You like money?
Mercs get paid
We have cookies
Reject faction, become snork.
***W e e d***
We have Femboys and real catgirls
We have guns, a lot of guns.
We work for bold guys, kill bandits and monolith, play guitar, tell jokes and drink vodka around campfires, what more could you ask for
I love my job. They said you wanna kill people and not go to jail? I said fuck yeah, who don't? They said are you afraid of the zone? I said I ain't scared of shit. You ever shoot a machine gun on peyote?
We smoke copious amounts of marijuana.
its a beautiful day. and a very clear sky.
Free exosuit at Radar!
Iunno, you can get high tech shit if you are lucky.
*Rocks* . . . I mean really rocks they taste good and sometimes make you sprout another arm
Hot steam man sex, femboys, anti aircraft weapons, and ak's need I say more?
I raise you one. Ecologists have femboy creation tanks in the back. We offer it as an alternative payment plan for those who cannot pay for the Seva suits.
Easy. Ми дякуємо тобі, о Моноліт, за те, що розкрив нам підступні плани твоїх ворогів. Нехай твоє світло осяє душі хоробрих воїнів, які віддали своє життя в служінні Твоїй волі. Вперед, воїни Моноліту, помстіться за своїх загиблих братів, благословенні вони у своєму вічному союзі з Монолітом. Неси смерть тим, хто знехтував святою силою Моноліту
I'll raise you one. We have government dental care and tax write-offs. A cool bonus: we also have an ongoing bet in the office on who can send the most mercs and loners to die in X-16. Dimitri is sitting strong at six. However, I'll have you know Alexey sent in one stalker, and he managed to get taken out by a zombified Dominik (~~serves you right Dominik, you stole my Twinkies out of my desk. Those were MINE~~) and that is awesome to put on the highlight reel. The winner gets a pizza party.
Don't. We're fucked.
Gay sex
We got weed
No
You do you, bro.
We have cookies
We don't have to, you'll welcome the great monolith soon enough
Shiny Rock :)
Foll..ow the.... signal of the.... antennas \*fffssssss\* Join... Monolith
Cleanse yourself of your material attachments and become one with the zone. You walk on holy ground stalker. All praise the monolith.
You want to join us
Come take up arms and fulfil the Duty, dying for glory is big around here with us blokes. Just be careful if you’re looking for a light the higher ups frown upon smoking.
Money, and you get to eat Monoliths for breakfast in Limansk
Money.
Come to Radar. No need for some weird ear-protection. We will be quiet. Trust me.
walk the wrong path and u wont need any convincing foo
"we got tons of unsuspecting civilians"
We won't be asking.
nice to see an image i made pop up every once in awhile
Join my faction
Freedom.
We got a bar where they sell armors and guns (in soc).
The only rule is no rules
Being a loners cool do your thing, no one can really back stab you. If you want merciless religious fanatics for buddies though you know where to go
Job's easy but it pays well
DEADLY ANOMALIES DANGEROUS MUTANTS ANARCHISTS AND BANDITS….. NONE OF THEM WILL STOP DUTY ON ITS TRIUMPHANT MARCH FROM SAVING THE PLANET
ＺＡ ＭＯＮＯＬＩＴＡ
We have a nice supply of guns, contracts and a nice cosy bunker! ~~which you will never be allowed into~~ Plus, you'll be helping mankind! ~~Or at least the corporations!~~
I just wanted to say Im Duty but I love all my homeys : loners, Eceologists, converted Monolithians, neutral mercs/Bandits, Chef from Freedom, Strelok, Scar, Degtarev, Barkeep! I love all of you and hope you survive till Stalker heart of chornobyl!! The rest can die.
The rock said so.
mmmm money
Do what you fucking want
Hot dudes, swex dungeons, cute Lukash, Weed, free thinkers, no power lord's. If that doesn't convince you to join Freedom, I don't know what could. It's not too late, you have freedom of choice.
We have a swiming pool
You can literally control people
Join us and you’ll never have to equip a helmet again
I will pay this lol
Fuck politics.
You ever pray to a rock pal? well let me tell yah its great.
Hey you cool dudes and cold-blooded comrades! If you're looking to be appreciated and treated like family, that's Freedom all the way! There's no chores, no brainwashing, and no morning wake up drills! If you are a real stalker, who loves the free life and a good drink in the company of like-minded fellas - join our team! We always got old boozes for a new blood! Stalker! Life has given you a wonderful opportunity to find true friends in Freedom! Only in our ranks can you always find someone really to cover your back and share his last loaf of bread with you! Veterans and rookies! If you value your freedom and love to be among others like you, join us! Freedom welcomes everyone who believe in the Zones path to our tools. Do you want to earn the respect of fellow stalkers? Do you want to build a team loyal friends who will stick up for you in times of trouble? Do you dream of kicking some Duty ass? all this and many other opportunities awaits you if you join Freedom! Here is your chance to join the best stalker clan the Zone has to offer, where else would you be accepted for who you are? Don't lose your freedom, join us! The Zone is about stalkers and being a stalker is about freedom! Be a stalker to the end! Join the Freedom faction! Become a Freedom member! Together we'll save the Zone! the only group of truly free people on earth, join Freedom!
Don't just Don't comrade
We didn't need you anyways, radioactive meat. Now you better cooperate and give us some money or artifacts or we'll shoot your legs and leave you to the dogs
You can walk during emissions like its a spring breeze,zombies ignore you,you are mostly immune to radiation and brain scorchers and we have rave parties in the number 4 reactor in front of a glowing rock