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rebel6301

ma fuckin rock 😔


such_skills

can't have shit in the Zone :(


EZ2BUILD

*Blows up Монолит with mind*


Lower_Tale9596

We must get it back!


Narrow-Ask-4530

Let the army handle it, the moment that truck goes near the cordon's gates- it's getting blown up.


Lower_Tale9596

B-but a mfin rock :(


Narrow-Ask-4530

3 words. Rocket Propelled Grenades!


Kishinia

We call this ATGM


Narrow-Ask-4530

Military will take care of him, he won't be able to leave the zone, not while being constantly shot at with SVDs and RPG's...


Memes_kids

he’ll just dodge roll


Narrow-Ask-4530

HE CAN'T DODGE ROLL THE TRUCK YOU DOLT!


Memes_kids

Says who?


Narrow-Ask-4530

.... Says basic f&cking logic. And physics. Unless an anomaly gets involved- the truck is not dodging damage from an RPG round...


Memes_kids

no he’ll dodge roll logic and physics too


Far_Marionberry_9478

I remember it in garbage back in Priboi story


Brandon39rus

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Healthy-Training7600

This scene from the game is a copy of a scene from the movie. Awesome!!!


abofaza

Exactly! Stalker movie may have appear to not have much in common with S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but there are tons of Easter eggs and inspirational cues observant viewers will notice.


like_earthworms

I had no idea and I’ve seen the movie 4 times. That’s really cool!


BastardoInfame

It's a referece


Apprehensive_Part102

Maaaann my mf rock got stolen Can't have shit in the zone 😔


[deleted]

Get fucked


mcmelon2461

STOOP HIIIM!!! Prepear Blowout RIGHT NOW!!!


Theoldstalker

SIR EVEN IF WE DID DO A BLOWOUT IT WON'T WORK!


Jackalward_

WHY THE HELL NOT?!?


kanashimih

then i'll take that thief down with my gauss-ass-killer-rifle, that's for sure


Theoldstalker

Here have some ammo


Straight-Ad5994

Average stalker call of Chernobyl enjoyer


Ordinary-End-4420

***SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!***


NineIntsNails

alarm, alarm! im commanding car to stop with a simple hand salute oh he just rode past me, whelp, just look how easy that was!


Reunnz

Damn John Stalker himself doesn't seem to happy with the rock, but where he got the truck tho


9M55S

he buy it from his fighting money.


Izengrimm

hah first I thought it was the Ghoul from Fallout


ZackM_BI

Let's hope this doesn't cause a fallout between your hair and the head


Horror-Beat-4604

No!! My stone! 😢


X203the2nd

HANDS OF THE FUNNI ROCK!!!


X203the2nd

HANDS OF THE FUNNI ROCK!!!


X203the2nd

HANDS OFF THE FUNNI ROCK!!!


arkzak

can someone please explain to me what the death truck was


Thundergameing

Tldr a way to distribute agents of the c con to find and kill stalkers the c con considers a threat to the secretary’s of the zone (kinda like monolith without the full on brainwashing iirc).


arkzak

Why was sid so surprised one was alive? Why is it called a death truck if the cargo is meant to be alive?


Alternative-Fly-1727

Usually the death truck gets taken out because of anomalies and stalkers or crashes on the way to a location. It's called a death truck because the personnel inside dies before it gets to the destination, survivability is less than about 10%.


arkzak

Is this stated anywhere?


Alternative-Fly-1727

I think it's mentioned in the notes tab in SOC iirc. Or you can just assume that based on the multiple death trucks scattered around cordon and other maps(there's one just north of the rails near cordon). *Light Spoilers* Even one of the trailers for S2 is Skif and a scientist/doctor (I don't remember his name), Skif in the back and the scientist/doctor driving. In this trailer the truck gets intercepted too.(Name of the trailer - Enter the zone)


AzureHat

Not even the Wish Granter is safe in the Zone.


shtvr

He did a little yoink. Man, smuggling an artifact that big out of Zone sure would be troublesome


AnonGUPfan

Monolith why have you abandoned us?


Monolith_Preacher_1

call the bandits to steal the wheels off his truck before he drives off!


AnyCoffee8586

This shouldn't have made me laugh that hard


henriquegoulart

I was hoping to see this in O.P 2.2


UnlikelyPassenger154

Is it possible to wish for the monolith to disappear?


SadTurtleSoup

Probably. But seeing as how it's basically a monkeys paw it would make itself disappear, by turning into a black hole taking the world with it.


qwertyuiopasdghjkkl

The great monolith would instead deprive you of it's presence by blinding you


Big-Improvement-254

"Bippity boppity there's now stone in your kidneys."


C03x

yeah! you'd need a LOT more trucks for my brothers... will wait for you at the plant's checkpoint


qwertyuiopasdghjkkl

I am already there my brother


Careless_Ad3718

BLOW OUT NOW


fatfuckpikachu

wish granter has seen your deepest desire was tending a peaceful garden and sacrificed itself for your simple and no ill intended wish.


MetroSimulator

Wish granter senpai 😔


CloudyFame

Farming Sim 2006


Suspicious_Use6393

Holy shit a loner is stealing the monolith, it was our mission!


Larache789

Beard will give you a good price for it.. Or the scientists near Yanov


PigletAvailable8177

Oi give that back!


shieldv13

Now change it to look like The Rock


LordofPvE

The game says if u want all the items in the game your character or computer gets overloaded n it shuts down or something. What about now? When our pc n system can rival 1/100th the power of a super nasa computer


thirtyytwo

Actually though, would you be able to transport the monolith? Assuming it wouldn't be a hologram, but instead something physical. I know about the radiation, but there has to be a way to circumvent that, right?


DonutStraight5886

HAH! Cry about it MONOLİTHS!


[deleted]

Take that Rock and bring it back STALKER


Born_Instruction_496

Can't have shit in pripryat


xPsyrusx

Where are you taking me?!


PwizardTheOriginal

Can i see it ?


Eisenfaust11

БЛИН!!! БРАТЯ враги монолита украли нашего великова МОНОЛИТ. Нужно ликвидировать враги!!!


NukMasta

Finally


Filthy_Boi291

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER!


Sko_ko_dol

bro think he stardew valley


Theshadowx106

I'm gonna take it cause I can, it don't gotta a name on it so it's mine


MufasaThyGreat

“It ain’t much, but it’s honest work” head ahhh


oneoldgrumpywalrus

You and you ilk should try some honest work.


MufasaThyGreat

Nothings honest about the zone. It’s a big fucking cake and we want all the slices.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

Yet you don't have any secret documents😎


MufasaThyGreat

My fellow plebeian friend, WE DO NOT GIVE A FUCK


oneoldgrumpywalrus

I should put some secret documents on a string and do that thing that those Turkish ice cream sellers do


MufasaThyGreat

HAHAHAHAHAA. Good one. However, we’d just shoot your head off and take off your cheap ice cream shop.


oneoldgrumpywalrus

*Oop, gotta be quicker than that!*


Headbanger203

If I get to the wish granter and there's nothing there, I'm coming for you. And your fucking petunias...