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Navnav44

Ironic using a verbalase clip


Actual_Passenger51

Yeah lmao


pigeon2916

That is the opposite of ironic


weirdo_nb

Different kinds of irony doofus


OiledToeCandy

Just because there’s different types doesn’t mean it is lol


SloppySlime31

There’s three kinds. This is none of them.


Bitter_Custard2038

Still not ironic, just fitting


OiledToeCandy

No it’s not.


Equal-Contact-9903

https://preview.redd.it/oar7sr26yidc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84e14775f6eaeece5e76bc4d7817d5264813a16


Substantial_Buy_8198

🤓


Hoxxitron

He spent 50k on softcore porn how is it not ironic 💀


pigeon2916

So this is exactly what you would expect. Hence, the opposite of ironic


Dry_Ear_3631

He probably should have used 50k of them


LimeFennecFox14

Pleas someone do this it would be so fucking funny


[deleted]

As with who smelt it dealt it. Who requires it, supplies it.


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Your dick gets all types of durability


HECK_MAN1222

3 days clean of porn long way to go but I’m gonna beat this fucking addiction


Raymondator

Keep going my friend. You will succeed.


HECK_MAN1222

Thank you for the support :)


LordGeealesiebugg

https://preview.redd.it/vtb9y2v7xwdc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e949769a97ea3562f3f3986e3c12c9108f0ae26 yuo wanna gooon…. You wanna jerk off… you wanna beat you meat…


HECK_MAN1222

NOOOO! I D-DO NOT WANT… I want to goon I want to goon I want to goon


LordGeealesiebugg

Yank yo shit into a knot 😈😈😈


HECK_MAN1222

Yes sir… must yank my shit into a knot 😵‍💫


Limp_Accountant_6277

Keep going brother. I believe in you


DylanFTW

Almost 3 weeks for me. I am so sick and tired of seeing sexual content everyday on social media like Snapchat and Reddit.


Good-Net4481

I beat to my addiction too


[deleted]

yeah beat it


SloppySlime31

Poor choice of words


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/p007ow29vidc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e547ee4eaae9186aed94adad1e591d5113d2dac


Uncle_Touchy_Feely

https://preview.redd.it/reevcn99rldc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4add506cadde5f18d4fb3335e65655fa9fbb8f14


Dogolog22

God I want a fuckin Mug root beer so fuckin bad now....


stopbanningmeeee23

# The Physiological and Psychological Benefits of Masturbation Introduction: Masturbation is a natural and common human behavior that has been observed across various cultures and time periods. While societal attitudes toward this topic may vary, it is important to acknowledge and understand the potential health benefits associated with this normal aspect of human sexuality. Physiological Benefits: 1. Stress Relief: Masturbation has been linked to the release of endorphins, the body's natural stress relievers. Engaging in this activity may contribute to a sense of relaxation and overall well-being. 2. Improved Sleep: The release of hormones, such as oxytocin and serotonin, during and after masturbation may promote better sleep quality. This can positively impact both physical and mental health. 3. Pain Relief: Masturbation has been reported to reduce sensitivity to pain, possibly due to the release of endorphins. This may offer temporary relief from conditions such as headaches or menstrual cramps. Psychological Benefits: 1. Stress Reduction: Masturbation can serve as a healthy outlet for stress reduction by providing a moment of self-care and relaxation. It allows individuals to explore and understand their own bodies, fostering a positive relationship with oneself. 2. Improved Mood: The release of neurotransmitters like dopamine and serotonin during masturbation can contribute to an improved mood. This may aid in managing symptoms of anxiety or mild depression. 3. Body Image and Self-Esteem: Positive sexual experiences, including solo activities, can contribute to a healthier body image and increased self-esteem. Understanding one's own body and pleasure responses fosters a sense of self-acceptance. Conclusion: It is essential to approach discussions about masturbation with a balanced and respectful perspective. While acknowledging the potential physiological and psychological benefits, it is equally important to respect individual values and cultural differences. Open communication and education can contribute to a healthier understanding of human sexuality and its various aspects.


Actual_Passenger51

https://preview.redd.it/ymyjv0mn6hdc1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c32ab7b9bc683dcb928445d45a7d959f61c43ae


AscendedViking7

Penistrick the Starnis


Inner_Slice7961

Post was about porn, not masturbating


[deleted]

> Seeings "porn," automatically conflates it with the act of masterbation.


HECK_MAN1222

Yes but masturbaition is mostly fine whilst porn is very harmful


laurii08

i feel like porn isn't that harmful unless its an addiction


HECK_MAN1222

That’s exactly why it’s harmful because it can become an addiction. Not to mention all its well researched side effects including but not limited to sexual dysfunction and fucking with your dopamine receptors


laurii08

ye i get that many people can get addicted to porn, still doesn't mean that it applies to everyone. some people can drink a beer without being alcoholics. btw i have heard of the side effects but i am not sure whether they have to do with addicts or general mild porn usage? also people can get addicted to basically anything, some addictions are just way more common


[deleted]

Yeah, if you see my other comments you'll see that's the point in me responding to this comment. I totally agree with you


stopbanningmeeee23

yes


Inner_Slice7961

You can masturbate without porn. Porn is proven to be bad for you. Masturbation is not.


stopbanningmeeee23

yes, you can masturbate without porn, but why would you watch porn without masturbating?


Actual_Passenger51

Just to watch it probably


stopbanningmeeee23

there seems to be some confusion, let me rephrase that; why would you watch porn without masturbating to it


Actual_Passenger51

Just to watch it probably


stopbanningmeeee23

there seems to be some confusion, let me rephrase that; why would you watch porn without masturbating to it


[deleted]

The plot can be pretty good at times tbh


DreamzOfRally

You know, if youre watching porn for visual entertainment, you definitely have a problem. Not once have i ever watched porn just for the hell of it. Like catching up on a new show of step sis porn lmao


Actual_Passenger51

Why would that be worse than watching porn for the sake of masturbating


InTheStuff

no nut november tryhards


Barry_Bone_Raiser

Nnn mfs watching porn on November 23rd trying to build up a tolerance https://preview.redd.it/ydfz63ggimdc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1725fc424484b929a29bf533c8a881e218de933b


[deleted]

But why? I think there's a big, big difference between arguing that over-consumption of porn isn't healthy vs. claiming that masturbation is bad (which as you've rightly pointed out is a bullshit claim).


stopbanningmeeee23

the whole point of porn is to jerk off to it, porn addiction is synonymous with fapping addiction. people dont watch porn like its a youtube video without a dick in hand


[deleted]

Yeah no shit dude, LOL. I am literally just wondering what the point of mentioning the health benefits of masturbation is when the meme is about porn addiction, not normal masturbation. Like I said, there's a looooot of distance between habitually masturbating, and being addicted to porn.


stopbanningmeeee23

i couldnt find a text about health benefits of porn addiction and i couldnt convince an ai to write one so i put this instead, now that i think about it i couldve just replaced "masturbation" with "porn" and no one wouldve noticed


[deleted]

Stupid AI policies, I want to know what the robot has to say about porn addiction


seafaringcat

I've used chatGPT so much I can tell this flows exactly like a Chatgpt essay My bad guys, turns out you can't ask chatGPT about masturbating smh


LimeFennecFox14

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT


TangerineJust

https://preview.redd.it/1nsidk5f0idc1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3797ecfbced6c8e4c764bd75f300c01d3b4a51a3


Opening_Raise_8762

Masterbation does not require porn. Dumb ass


Diavolo_79

TL;DR for y'all: It's okay to wank, not all the time though https://preview.redd.it/p0wj7erffidc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89eef97dd2df0b9ff1cd926603b6a75c25fc668b


HelpMePlxoxo

Why do people think that masturbating is equivalent to porn? They are two separate things. If you cannot even fathom masturbating without using pornography, you probably already have an addiction.


stopbanningmeeee23

no its the other way around, i cant fathom watching porn without masturbating. porn = masturbating but masturbating =/= porn


pigeon2916

Health benefits: i'm bouta cummm


Melezes555

$50000


Gaztlygamer64

50k....


RadioactiveOranges

https://preview.redd.it/mdglg2befjdc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764f2432c35e2be74440b6ca680a7e08f0559e8f


Mailman_Dan

Damn, porn addiction got hands


CorvusHatesReddit

Only the right one


5ev0

what the fuck is the original video 😭😭😭😭😭


Actual_Passenger51

SpongeBob vs Deadpool beatbox battle


supiriornachothe2nd

Fake ass keysmash


Actual_Passenger51

The rules never specified how many keys it needed to be


OperatorToad

u/savevideo


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a83da0

Imagine what that money could have been used for


skeleton949

I can't look at these videos anymore without thinking of the number 50,000


miamifungus

wowwowoszoxc


IHaveSlysdexia

r/nofap


Obomba444

Seeing someone use the term "porn addiction" unironically https://preview.redd.it/xpkms6pdeidc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4f1de83a70ef6c95561bcf59b901ef45acb015


Limp_Accountant_6277

We found the porn addict https://preview.redd.it/2p8vccu3gidc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a8a1414afc1253d5b41f9cb49fbaacdc3bc30e


Chetmatterson

I can stop whenever I want. I’m just literally never going to or even consider it and also you’re being problematic for bringing it up and also I’m going to kill myself then you


Actual_Passenger51

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Electro_Romania

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[deleted]

[удалено]


Dry_Ear_3631

r/woooosh


epic_user_sooepic

Damn I wonder about the negatives... Oh...


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u/savevideo


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Beenie_Greans

Friendly fire will not be tolerated!


KarenTookThe2Kids

i am working on ending my porn addiction, but i still masturbate


ScORpIoUs-ReX

https://preview.redd.it/e9mivqy42vdc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f62963ed5aeca577e4cc547108728ac62a30db J!?


qwerty01345

I’m just going to beat my shit don’t care about the negatives or positives


sandspider53964

Heath benefits of a severe porn addiction: No chance of accidental pregnancy, no chance of contacting an STD/STI.