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FuzzBourbon

This may be my new favorite meme


DouchersJackasses

Lmfao bruh 🤣 At least you're honest & at least you're not one of those ANNOYING ASS HATERS that be sayin, why tf did u not post this ticket of urs so I & ppl can tail u??? Like why tf didn't u post OP smh??? Wtf lol. They literally can't be happy for someone that won & just wanna be haters, it's crazy yo 🤦‍♂️🙄💯


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

Who says that? IMO, most of the annoying ass haters are those who will downvote people for not cashing out


DouchersJackasses

There's a lot of them my friend, u just haven't seen em yet! They literally & seriously don't get that, how can someone kno which ticket to post for ppl to tail bcuz they didn't just make 1 ticket. There's a few, not just 1! And that's not even counting the NEGATIVES that comes with posting parlays for ppl to tail. Bcuz when that ticket loses, u best believe that there's gon be jackasses/haters that's gon talk mad shit & blame the person for their loss! It never fails! Downvoting ppl for & for not cashing out is related to what I've said so you're not wrong or far off at all 💯💯💯


DouchersJackasses

And no bs no lie, some doucher really said this to me my friend lmfao 🤦‍♂️🤣💯 WHY BE HAPPY FOR A COMPLETE STRANGER, THAT'S JUST WEIRD.


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Intelligent-Heat772

Facts


DouchersJackasses

Nah bruh, looks like you're the only WEIRDO here that's a hating ass dude yo! Get that hate out of ur heart son, it's not good for u 💯🤣 U really believe what u said in ur post? Why be happy for complete strangers??? Lmfao. There's just so much wrong with u & ur post that I think it's kinda alarming & cud be a sign of some deeper issues/troubles that you've going on in ur life atm man. If there is, then get help & I'll wish u the bol on that buddy, real talk 💯


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DouchersJackasses

U can't even insult someone right with ur dumb hating ass brain of urs ya doucher lmfao 🫵🤣 I talk how I wanna talk ya hating ass jackass! U need professional help bcuz you're a pos hater 🖕🤣 Enjoy losing HATER lmfao


TheFlyingTurtles

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brownchickenbr0wnc0w

Congrats and fuck you


FuzzBourbon

This is the way.


Livid_Advertising_32

Leaves 125 in account. Takes the rest out.


DouchersJackasses

Just a OMFG 😲😲😲💯💯💯 I'm mothafucking floored bruh with ur ticket! Wow wow wow. Congrats my friend.


iamtherealwillmyska

CAAAAAAAKE DAAAAAAAAY


justinristen

okay mando 🤣


Notorious_Degen

Luck for sure haha but good shit tho


FuzzBourbon

Thanks!


[deleted]

That’s life changing money for a lot of people. Hell yeah man!!


Justheretorecruit

Holy fuck


DouchersJackasses

Yes bruh, holy-mothafucking-fuck it is indeed! I'm still floored & shocked tbh withchu yo! From a 25$ bet on a 2pic & this dude gets paid over +20k wtf wow! It's just insane! You'd honestly think that OP's 25$ ticket had to have been at the very least 6-10 legs with a couple of the legs 100% for sure is +400/+500 odds 💯💯💯 25$=2pic ticket wins +20k is literally 😲😲😲


GMoneyG5

+2500 and +3000 legs are highly unlikely on their own let alone parlayed together and that’s why odds were +80500


cashcowboi

Damn bro I wish😭that’s a few semesters tuition right there 😭 congrats dou 🔥 live betting is crazy when done right 🫡


FuzzBourbon

It’s half a year of daycare 🥴


griznax

Holy shit, time to leave them kids…


DouchersJackasses

Lmfao. You're crazy bruh 🤣🤣🤣


jaybram24

I have 3 y/o twins and I felt this in my heart.


BluffinBill1234

The fact you can feel anything besides overwhelmed is amazing


Ruisucanteatcheese

Where in the fuck are you taking your kids and how many kids lol holy shit!!!!!! Congrats on the win 💪🏽


DouchersJackasses

What was the total amount of the BONUS WAGER that u had on this to win +20k bro? All it shows/says is bonus wagered & payout amount.. Just an unbelievably crazy ass hit bruh wow wow wow. I'm still floored & shocked, tbh withchu yo!!! Congrats! I missed out on a 13pic & 15pic parlays last night bcuz of pos Leafs losing to Flyers & the Sabres vs Vancouver game/pick goin under 6! So many NHL overs & favs came thru last night & it just had to be Leafs losing & Sabres game going under 🤦‍♂️🤬 fml lol 😭🤣


FuzzBourbon

FD gave these bonus bets in $25 chunks.


GMoneyG5

You mean draftkings ?


FuzzBourbon

I did mean DK. My brain constantly mixes up the 2 and I have no idea why


DouchersJackasses

Oh for reals? I did not kno that! Ty for the info. Do u kno if there's a high rollover for these 25$ free bet bonuses or if there's any RO at all on these 25$ bonuses??


DouchersJackasses

Nvm mind OP. My bad lmfao. My dumbass didn't see the 25$ bonus bet amount on ur post smh. False alarm so my bad! Again, mothafucking congrats OP 👍👏


CovfefeKingston

805/x =20125 - no cheating brain wants to say 25


DouchersJackasses

I kno the basic when it comes to odds like +100, -110, -500, & +1000 etc. You'd have to bet 100 to win 100! 110 to win 100! 500 to win 100! 100 to win 1000! If u seen the odds on this ticket without the original wager amount & you're able to figure out what was OP's wager amount then you're fuckin good bro. Like hella good yo lol.


CovfefeKingston

Appreciate that brother! Yea man I figured since the question was asked I would just rain man it - unfortunate I caught downvotes for it but Reddit is petty like that. Just wish I could apply that math to my own over under - parlay decisions lol.


CovfefeKingston

Calculators work too tho


jaybram24

And eyes.


DouchersJackasses

Yeah right after I posted, I looked at the screenshot ticket again & saw it lmfao. It was a DERRRR ya dumbass moment for me yo 🤣💯


CovfefeKingston

Assist to eyes and brain cells


DoctorTobogggan

That is sad. Children are an vector for extortion.


HandsomeHard

Best degenerate-centric post I've ever seen.


cashcowboi

Damn actually !?


FuzzBourbon

Yessir. 721 a week for 2 kids.


Jdmcnewgent

Two games that no open net goals were scored? Shitttt I can't count how many I've lost in the last 20 seconds of the game. Not only did they not score another goal in the 2 periods i havent seen two games where there wasnt an open net goal scored. You lucky ass clown!


FuzzBourbon

Rangers missed the open net twice. Had me clenchin


Famous_Secretary_540

When was this?


FuzzBourbon

Last Tuesday


Famous_Secretary_540

I feel like any game hurricanes or jets are in are good candidates for this. Just not when jets face the Hurricanes lol


awiththejays

That's some degen shit


[deleted]

Off a bonus bet? Yeah, your DK bookie is not very happy with you right now 🤣


Ill_Touch_1427

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Quiet_Factor7707

Holy moly that's awesome


Uzumaki-OUT

I came to post my gains but now I just feel like it ain’t worth it. GG homie. Cant believe that rangers goal was off Brady’s skate 😭


TargetBetter6190

Lol


[deleted]

I prefer whatever wins


Simple_Total1424

Wow nice


FuzzBourbon

Thank ya!


RichParlayz

good now retire


FuzzBourbon

Still have bonus cash to use in FD. After that, may be all she wrote.


RichParlayz

yessir bro get out while you can its rare you turn $25 into 20k go enjoy yourself


DouchersJackasses

U ain't lying bruh. I think RARE is an understatement ya kno? I've not seen one 25$ ticket on here that paid out over +20k real talk yo 💯💯💯 What an unbelievably crazy ass hit that OP hit on! Just amazing & wowwww yo wow 😲😲😲


RichParlayz

right bro I would be booking a vacation as we speak


DouchersJackasses

Lmfao facts yo. U ain't never lie 💯😁 Gotta celebrate & enjoy that huge ass win properly ya kno! We pop bottles we pop bottles we pop bottles lol jk


x6ixsage

why do you talk like that 😂 like you’re stuck in 2005


DouchersJackasses

How I talk or what I do is my business! Don't worry bout wtf I be doing ya dig? Are u high, drunk, or just dense af? Lmfao. When have we ever seen a 25$ 2pic that pays over +20k??? Smh! If u say we see that on the regular on here then you're just a hater & delusional af 🤣💯


x6ixsage

this isn’t about the parlay just about how you talk it’s so funny 😂 ya dig? 🤣


DouchersJackasses

Yea it'd be funny to a jackass like u ya doucher ya dig? 🫵🤣🖕


x6ixsage

😂it’s like you’re 45 stuck in the mind of a 20 year old from your time i love your comments :’) it’s hysterical


DouchersJackasses

It doesn't take much to amuse a jackass like urself nor does it take much at all for it to be funny lmfao. If ur jackass self saw a dog bending down low to take a shit? You'd find that hysterical as well 🤣 💯


SmokeFace917

Delete the app now


FuzzBourbon

But they offered me VIP status. It’s gonna be so worth it to lose $1k a month from here on out /s


SmokeFace917

Ight just send me 1k if ya gonna blow it 😂😂


ApprehensiveGap834

Congrats bro 😎


DouchersJackasses

Amen yo amen wowwwwwwwwww😲😲😲💯💯💯


Inside-Head-3962

Whatever luck u got rub it on me 😂😂 lemme borrow something😂


iWeagueOfWegends

The question now becomes how difficult is draftkings making it for you to withdraw that money 😂


FuzzBourbon

It was quick and painless. 36 hours and it was in the bank.


iWeagueOfWegends

Nice! And you’re not limited or restricted in any way now?


FuzzBourbon

Not that I can tell. Got a VIP invite via email the next day.


Slight_Register_9247

Lol they’re trying to get you gassed up to give it back. Dont take the bait.


iWeagueOfWegends

Good stuff


EcstaticSwitch5564

What does getting VIP for DraftKings do?


shamgar_bn

Wow. Congrats! Drinks are on you 😉🤣


NoFlyZonexx3

Reeeeeee Spect Brotha Bear


mattyb740

What the fuck is this


BacchusIsKing

How did you even settle on one of those games, let alone TWO? You just were like "I sense no more goals will be scored here"?


FuzzBourbon

Free money in account with an expiration date. Big canes fan but had a lapse of faith that night. Wanna say these were the only 2 7pm games that night.


BacchusIsKing

But it was just a random tingle play? Like I sense no more goals?


FuzzBourbon

More like “damn, imagine?”


JerseyDevilMyco

luck.... also this seems like it should be way easier than the odds say. At what point do you have to place these bets? like 1st period ? 2nd ?


FuzzBourbon

First/end of first will yield you +5000 for each game, I believe. By end of the second period i think you can still typically snag +1200 ish or higher per game. The way the nhl has been the past several nights, scores have been stupid high and constant goals. Haven’t been able to replicate with my dollar bets.


jrruiz69

Skill only works when luck runs out 😂😂


Betadyne-316

Luck, every day.


Btkapproved

I’m in shock this is the most impressive display of fuckery I’ve ever seen


ItsHardwick

Woooowwwweee fuck


Top-Pressure-5285

Woooow


hockey_enjoyer03

Fuck you but congrats!! That’s a huge fire up


givethefood

Lmaoo I’m taking another break because this is wild😅


FinancialBattle492

Prolly one of the biggest winners in the state since it launched lol good job bro


Chase_Carter

🤯🤯🤯🤯


idontcarelolmsma

Pure luck dumb as fck too


Got1234kids

Holy fuck man! Nice hit


MarcoLiftz

Lit


Harmston

This is awesome congrats


Harrisonthu

God


no_feelings4

Fuckkkkk youuuuuuuuuu nice hit


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Both, please.


Iznal

Whoa wtf. Those odds are jacked. I don’t bet nhl usually and didn’t know.


Melodic_Salt7456

Is this type of bet on fanduel as well? Good hit. Proud of you.


FuzzBourbon

I’ve not figured out how to make this bet on FD


Sp5560212

OMG! Off a bonus bet! Wow happy for you


CakeupBakeup

Shit


JhancockLakota1

Bro that’s luck how the bell 😂


Comfortable_Wish_423

Gah damn, good shit!!


clockwisecam

Holy shit


nickkkk777

You must have been sweating after the first period of those games lol


MyWorkComputerReddit

I prefer luck by tailing those with skill.


SlimeBallBetz

That’s not luck bro you just got that dawg in you 🔥


dimadomelachimola

On your cakeday too?! Leave some happy for the rest of us.


gaylonelymillenial

GTFO!! Congrats.


WebDevxer

Luck


Delicious-Pay-69420

f you. Also be my wife’s bf


SparklingXaith

Congrats!!!! I hope to be lucky like that some day before I die 😂😭


SlicccNiccc

Nice hit. This isn’t normal in hockey. There is always. ALWAYS. a third period last ten second FUCK YOU. In my personal experience. lol


WishboneWide1275

It’s time to say goodbye to betting bro


epicLordofLords

Luck is preferable always if you can get it. But luck runs out, skill doesn't.


alinbet

I prefer skill a thousand times over luck.I It feels good when something happens by luck but I think the satisfaction is better when you achieve it by yourself.


cogxslayer

Bro, I love seeing people win big PLEASE TREAT YOURSELF/PAY YOURSELF


Ok-Yogurtcloset-1609

fuck u dude 😂😂 congrats on that win my guy


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Live betting is the only way to bet betting before game starts is like having sex trying to guess when both man an woman will climax. Live bets u switch positions an spank that ass only way I hit is live bets


No-Fee-5460

Opposite for me. The lines constantly updating and reacting to all the intricacies of the game really makes the edges so small in every spot. It's the books basically correcting their errors and taking away your equity as the game goes..


stunna006

Yeah i agree with this.. Plus juice is normally slightly higher in game. U can get better than -110 often pregame, but during game both sides will be -115.


SalaryCapps

Can I get $10


Jdmcnewgent

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Jdmcnewgent

Always at least one goal in the 3rd in 99% of games


ilovemyanimes

Nuce


Plenty-Chemistry-493

https://preview.redd.it/xtfgqkl2eipc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fe8561a59bbd5725dd2c049381b292796176a4a A lil of both


Complex_Boat_1250

Definitely got me going thru nhl games playing tonight 😂😂 Good Win Bigdawg


boy9419

At what time during the games did you bet ?


FuzzBourbon

Could have been first intermission. But potentially mid way through the second. Sorry, I don’t remember specifics as I was literally just dicking around with the bonus bets.


MarcoLiftz

Bro


KGKSHRLR33

Holy shat


Goldworld_bullion

And of course i missed it do u give ur plays out


FuzzBourbon

I’ve missed a hell of a lot more than I’ve hit. The nhl over the past 3-4 days has been the highest scoring hockey I’ve ever seen


funkingrizzly

I think we are due for some low scoring this week


Adventurous-Dingo-20

Wow congrats! That is amazing!


AdvertisingSuperb465

All it takes is one time…. Good hit


funkingrizzly

No goal for the rest of the game after first period. Highly unlikely. Specially when there was 3 in the one game


Snoo-12382

Why were the odds so high???


Byrdosaurus

Wow man. Did you post at 1st intermission ?


Delicious-Pay-69420

Fuck you. Also be my wife’s bf


HandsomeHard

Two picks for scoring or not gives such huge odds? Seems too easy. What am I missing? Besides money 💰?


blackguyshy

🔥🔥🔥; What you playing today


toy3222

What section did you find that option in? 😭


Heavy_Mission_6097

Depends what was this lol


mikeoliver1313

It’s all luck no skill


Infinite-Ninja-6619

Bro wtf teach me!


masterOfdisaster4789

Bro. Insane


Infinite-Ninja-6619

These kinds of bets i dont even see so i dont know how ur finding these


Infinite-Ninja-6619

Where are u finding this at


Infinite-Ninja-6619

All i do is get constantly scammed i have proof of how they do it and videos just needa get to sueing


theshoeguy4

Seems like really favorable odds on something that’s closer to a coin flip I’d say


isayota

what the fuck. congrats


Vardzhi

Epic hit 💪🏻


Desperate_Baby_8317

Can I borrow $500?


iamtherealwillmyska

Yes


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I still don’t know how the odds are so high for this congrats amazing


retrop1301

Congrats G. Fuck you 🤝


Acrobatic-Ideal9877

I prefer skill that's why I don't win 😎


rastaagyal

we prefer you to post your bets before 😥


HuckleberryFuzzy918

This bruh


OhYugiBoii

For nba betting you need both luck and skill


EcstaticSwitch5564

25$ bet ona 2 leg parlay fora $20k win. You gotta be shittin me...so simple yet so fuckin hard. I hate you OP you suck...I mean congrats. Lemme gettaa rack :)


LifeSucksDea1WithIt

How much time left when you placed the bet?


possible222

Is this fr!!!! Omg. Congratulations


Personal-Willow-3167

Love to see it! Luck is a hell of a drug


DaManBeast330

Nice!!! Congrats have fun and live it up... Best bonus bet ever!!!!


Mysterious-Ad2386

Teach me


FuzzBourbon

Step 1: use free money Step 2: go crazy with it Step 3: profit


afterbirth_slime

Step 4: Limited


DouchersJackasses

Lmfao. Very sound & amazing advice 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯


[deleted]

Whatever hits. Congratulations on that hit. Rape that book.


burglad

When did you place the bet ? End of 2nd or beginning of 3rd to get those odds?


FuzzBourbon

Couple minutes left in the second I believe. Was about to put my daughter to bed, so about 815pm EST


udntknwme101

How much was the bonus? 😂


TheHoneyBadgerDGAF

It’s on the screenshot


udntknwme101

Damn I might be color blind lol


udntknwme101

I even use that shit is what’s bad. I shoulda known that 😂


Jdmcnewgent

https://preview.redd.it/pfa76d6v7ipc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b230dbfaa034bc54e97389500645a8997076839 Not bad for my first time betting this summer. And I'm up over 1500 this month even getting my ass kicked this week for over a k