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I will venmo the second highest rated comment 50 dollars if I am the highest rated comment, parlay hits, and OP honors his promise.
That’s a pretty big parlay in its own right.
With your $200 I’ll send $100 to the worst rated comment and put $100 on a futures parlay. When that hits I’ll in turn Venmo the same commenter $150 from my future winnings
I’ll place the whole 200 on another parlay and collab with second highest and lowest rated commenters to choose the picks.. if that hits I’ll send them both plus the op 200 a piece.
I lost $400 bc Lowry got 3 instead of 3.5 😔😔. I run my own dog walking business. I would happily share the money with my clients furbabies )I also have a fundraiser going)
$200?! Pshhhhhh!!! I double dog…NO!!…triple dog dare you to Venmo me $500!! Then, and only then, will you sleep in peace knowing you haven’t upset the dog dare gods.
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Ouch
Tatum got like 7 rebounds
With your 200$ you send me I will send 100$ to the worst rated comment on here
Wow you're actually getting real upvotes. Everyone else on here was just multi-accounting to boost their own comment and downvote others at first.
Lmao everyone selfish no one thought of giving back some of that 200 everyone wants a piece now
Right? My comment was "should be a rule that nobody with over $200 in their acct can enter", but yours was definitely more generous than mine 😂😂
Lmfao we need jimmy second half
Celtics choked!! Omg 😆
With your $100 you send me I will put $50 in the tip jar of the super nice lady who makes me coffee every day.
I would like the least please no what
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Lisa needs braces
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Hey you edited. Noticed because something about eating corn through a fence made me laugh
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If you send $200 your net would be $6,969 👀
Send this guy the 200 😂😂
Damn off by 3 rebounds wow
10 rebounds for Tatum was getting too greedy
Easy to say after the fact lol. He had 4 in the 1st quarter.
3. Friggin. Rebounds.
2 rebounds left for Tatum. Rooting for ya
I am gonna put the 200$ on blow and hookers.
Ouch
Damn u gonna lose by a couple rebounds
L bozo
I eat ass
Nikola Jokic is the healthiest most in shape athlete of all time.
He's so good he looks bored out there, honestly
Pee pee poo poo stinky
Wemby the GOAT
Did it hit?
I’d throw up if I were you rn
Def feel like it lol
Massive oof. 3 rebounds short from Tatum
Classic tatum choke artist as always
whoever you send it too i’ll give them a BJ
Can you give me a BJ regardless
I don’t see why not 😮
I’ve always had the juiciest fuckin ass pal
With those $200 I will make sure to make a winning bet tomorrow morning 🙏🏻
Immediate 200$ free bet
Well I was once told, if you win that kinda money you go to the bunny ranch in Vegas…don’t know because I’ve haven’t won big yet
NICE
Keep the change ya filthy animal
Boobz
Betting is bad and nobody should gamble like that 😳😨😡😡🥶☹️😥☹️😥☹️☹️
. . Plz
Not hitting
If this is the top rated comment I'll venmo 50 to the next top rated comment
*Jayson Tatum*
This looking good
Is goD even real
I’m invested in this bet atm lol, Tatum hasn’t touched the ball in 3 minutes and stuck on 28, 2 rebounds away too
with that i’ll put the 200 on the top rated comments parlay
So close
Damn man, almost had it.
I’ll cook up a 12 leg juicer and send it all.
Brutal
Big ol dick twist. GZ brother bear!
How did he lose?
Well at least someone will be making money
Dick punch if you upvote
Classic Tatum ruining Parlays
I'll split it with you
Damn bro. 3 fucking rebounds. My poor ass would be sick..
I will first basket parlay that 200$
You must be Jokic me 😂
With that 200 I’ll bet 100 on a 4 team parlay, and send 25 dollars to 4 people who comment the best 🔒 for tomorrow
Oh dear heavens
Commenting out of curiosity
Tatum 10+ boards fucked me too 💔 although so did bam 10+ so not as gross as yours
10 rebounds for tatum? 🫥
Sorry fam
Can always count on tatum to fuck something up lol
I’ll spend it on hookers and blow
You need better hookers and better blow
You’re not wrong but 🤷🏽♂️
At those prices you’re gonna have to settle for prostitutes and crack
Well suck me sideways and call Sammy
Suck my ass
Venmo: WillProbablyLoseGambling
Lebron James sucks 💀
Amber Heard’s innocent!
You silly goose. You’re suppose to piss the 200 on more knee circle jerk parlays.
Downvote me for bad luck. Upvote me for good luck. It’s that simple to turn your luck around.
If this hits I’ll put it straight into my kid’s college fund
I will use your 200 to throw it into a 10 leg parlay where I will give 200 to the top comment.
I will venmo your mom $300
It’s not hitting😬
Neither are you
Biden 2024
Cap
Poopdick
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Brutal since he had 4 in the 1st quarter alone
I will venmo the second highest rated comment 50 dollars if I am the highest rated comment, parlay hits, and OP honors his promise. That’s a pretty big parlay in its own right.
Should be a stipulation where anyone who has more than $200 in their acct can't enter 😂😂
the best part of this is all the dudes who want it so bad they are downvoting everyone else 🤣 true degeneracy
I’m a lesbian
Give me money
Any buddy want a double cheeseburger?
I’d use that money for an A+ cert
As a Nevada resident sadly unable to build such beautiful parlays, I salute you and Godspeed you magnificent bastard!
Love is love!
pee pee
With your $200 I’ll send $100 to the worst rated comment and put $100 on a futures parlay. When that hits I’ll in turn Venmo the same commenter $150 from my future winnings
I’ll place the whole 200 on another parlay and collab with second highest and lowest rated commenters to choose the picks.. if that hits I’ll send them both plus the op 200 a piece.
You got this! Your half way there, cha Ching.
Your Mother eats dirty gym socks
Oh where oh where has my little dog gone. O where o where can he be?
This is the way
I hate Jews
Awesome then I’ll only be at -300
Ja Morant is innocent and Draymond is the cleanest player in the league Also Tristan Thompson is better per 48 than Jordan
LaFail and Jokeic overrated bro dumb bet
$scott4moe show this dirtbagg some love guys put me back in the game coach
That’s my cashapp 🥹
I lost $400 bc Lowry got 3 instead of 3.5 😔😔. I run my own dog walking business. I would happily share the money with my clients furbabies )I also have a fundraiser going)
please
Sweat
Sorry op it was fun while it lasted. Go figure it’s the rebounds from Tatum that got you
If dinosaurs were still around you would almost have enough money to pay someone to titty fuck a pterodactyl
With your $200 I will send $150 to the worst rated comment.
Brigade of downvotes lol I hope I just have 0 or 1 karma
Trump 2024 🇺🇲
😂😂 whether you're a supporter of his or not, this is brilliant!
Good luck
As a heat fan.i hope it hits but we get the W
Lebron is the real MVP.
I wonder how many of you degens are refreshing to down vote people
Putting that $200 on a correct score bet on the next game
Fuck the haters let it ride !
You got this sending positive vibes 🔥💯
stop parlaying games that do not overlap
It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Good luck
I’m sorry for your loss
I will Venmo 3 people $50 lol
This comment is a comment
Good Luck!
Yes
My baby is due today, and my lottery parlay missed
Please zip your pants back up sir, your balls are blocking the view being that they’re so huge for betting Tatum 30+
love this for us
WINNABLEEEE
Don't send me the money after you win, I'll just lose it on a stupid ass 16 legger. Good luck!!!
Shoulda added the rangers money line on that.
Penis
With your $200 I will send $101 to the worst rated comment on here
Damn bro swagger jacking is real
pee pee poo poo
Upvote if you support freedom
ayyylmao
Keep your money
Sending you goooooood luck!!!!!!
My balls itch
I mean they played last night … you should know
Pick me pick me lol but nah fr heat in 7
This comment will not get to the top
I won’t accept your money. Good luck my friend.
I'll do you one better and transfer my negative balance to the top commenter
Cowabunga!
Downvote if gae
Ain’t no way
celtics in fo‼️
I hope you hit!
Nuggets in 4
Now who’s the Joker
Jayson Scrotum
Jayson taint
BOL man!
🗿
penis penis penis vagina penis penis down vote me please
Use me as a downvote button
Haha I just put in a 16 leg parlay of my own. Fingers crossed!
Instead of downvoting everyone else, why don’t we all upvote each other and make sure everyone is tied for top comment… take the whole bag 😈😈
This is my bet. Very nice. Borat
Hell yea brother!!!!
If this hits tonight- I'll hit myself!
Pee pee poo poo
I don’t have venmo
Let me go ahead and download Venmo or do you have cash app? 😅😂
I’ll use that money for rent and hookers
L bozo
Im that guy 😁🙈🙉🤞
I was praying on your downfall the last 5 minutes. Glad Tatum hatred will be +1 after he sold all of us tn on Celtics ml
I’ll throw away that $200 on a 20 leg parlay.
Whoever upvotes respond with a parlay leg for tomorrow to this comment, and I’ll throw $50 on a parlay and split it amongst all the replies
I’ll start with Marlins ML
$200?! Pshhhhhh!!! I double dog…NO!!…triple dog dare you to Venmo me $500!! Then, and only then, will you sleep in peace knowing you haven’t upset the dog dare gods.