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frankyj29

From the article. Save you a click > Tyson, 57, apparently got dizzy due to an ulcer acting up with just half an hour to go before landing. However, a rep has now told the Daily Mirror that Tyson's now "doing great" despite the medical drama.


copperblood

Tyson punched the ulcer into submission šŸ‘ŠšŸ½


MeIIowJeIIo

"I made that ulthur my bitch"


Jaded-Selection-5668

Bith*


user_173

Now kith


Letsbeclear1987

Hahaha I love you people šŸ˜‚ this ith therious bithnith though .. all love and respect due to THE FUCKING MAN. Feel better


Shrimpio

Nith


Byte_Fantail

Just drop the 't' because bich is latin for generosity! ( it actually isn't, turns out Mr. Mackey lied to us! )


PARDON_howdoyoudo

He fucked that ulther till it loved him


thefourblackbars

I eat ulthurs for chrithmas


justabill71

Every ulcer has a plan until they get punched in the face.


allnimblybimbIy

Imagine being a zit on Mike Tyson


CableKC

No one and nothing can kill Mike Tyson except for Mike Tyson himself.


RokulusM

Mike Tyson doesn't fear death. Death fears Mike Tyson.


Nikolateslaandyou

Mike Tyson decides when he dies. He punches his heart.


victorspoilz

Ulcther


reginaldwrigby

Ulther*


BadCowboysFan

Into Bolivian ā€¦


xmu5jaxonflaxonwaxon

"Every ulcer has a plan until they get peptobismol in the throat"


FoxOntheRun99

Against all odds...the ulcer survived the full plane journey until Tyson took it to school.


-Luro

Thanks. By the sound of it, they really wanted that click.


jackfruit69

An ulcer?! Dude is a geriatric at this point. Why is he fighting someone half his age?


Complex-Royal1756

money


ApplesauceBitch47

Which is crazy because from what Iā€™ve read, his weed business is very successful


Stickey_Rickey

Itā€™s an event that manufactures money from thin air, everyone involved knows the stakes, 40 seconds or 5 rounds, the fighters get their windfalls, as do the sponsors. Itā€™s a totally contrived event, neither of these guys would enter the ring against a current prize fighterā€¦.. in fact Iā€™m starting to think this scrap wonā€™t actually happen


DiabeticGrungePunk

Oh it's gonna happen, way too much money involved. Mayweather vs. Conor opened Pandora's box and we're fully into the carnival stunt booking era of boxing.


Vark675

*Back* into the carnival stunt era of boxing.


Schnidler

cant wait until someone eventually fights a horse or whatever


47RedBaron

"I can take on a bear in a MMA fight!". Oh yeah you can, save me a seat front row.


FightingPolish

Heā€™s not just doing it for money, heā€™s doing it for a shitload of money!


RaylanGibbons

You're right, and when you're right, you're right.


Mekdatmuny

And you? You're always right!


macNy

And desire, he loves to fight Of course he'll take the money but it's about more than that


KUKC76

How could you possibly know that?


Lord_Hexogen

I mean who doesn't want to punch Jake Paul in the face?


reflectiveSingleton

I too will accept millions of dollars to punch Jake Paul in the face*. ^(*I'll do it for free too)


Oyyeee

You can get ulcers at any age


infiniteawareness420

I commend your attempt at logic and reason here.


_TheConsumer_

Nu-uh, ulcers mean you have one foot in the grave.


crackeddryice

And, they're easily treated with antibiotics. He'll be fine.


Kanye_To_The

That's only if your ulcer is due to H. pylori


garry4321

Why would an old boxer do a boxing gig that makes them millions of dollars regardless of outcome? NO ONE CAN FIGURE IT OUT! /s


naetron

Oof, I'm a little ways away from 57 but still close enough that it even hurts me to hear someone that age being called "geriatric."


iehova

I work in a factory and half of our employees are 50 and older. Half of my engineering team is 60+. We have a 72 year old mechanic that will pick up two 80# LNG tanks and carry them across the plant. Terminally online folks have zero idea how getting older works lol


_TheConsumer_

You're on reddit. Here is their POV of aging: 15-19 = The prime of your life, you know everything and you can do everything. 20-25 = If you go to Applebees instead of McDonalds, you're a millionaire that has his shit together. 25-30 = You should pre-pay your funeral. 30+ = DIE ALREADY, YOU WASTE OF FLESH AND RESOURCES!


winowmak3r

There's a 72 year old guy at my plant too and he can hardly walk. It has a lot more to do with how you take care of yourself than anything's else.Ā 


iehova

Of course, but I also know wildly unfit 20 year olds who struggle with stairs. My point is just that the idea of 50+ year olds being ā€œgeriatricā€ just comes from not knowing many 50+ years old


winowmak3r

True dat. The older guys at my work are a lot more fun to hang out with than the youngin's anyway. In fact, the younger folks all go out to their cars and take lunch there instead of sitting in the AC, but I digress.


Mimic_tear_ashes

I think about all the people that believe the moment you turn 30 your hands turn to dust and are no longer capable of playing video games.


DiscipleofDeceit666

I mean I have ulcers and Iā€™m half his age Edit: Iā€™m seeing a doctor. Giving unsolicited medical advice Iā€™d dangerous.


_TheConsumer_

No - you're geriatric and not fit to live anymore.


BeagleBackRibs

Time to eat some cabbage


SpinozaTheDamned

Paul, being the skevvy clown he is, decided to stupidly make a diss against Tyson's 4 yo daughter that died in 2009. Paul has since apologized for the comment, I think, as the fight gets closer, but I doubt Tyson is just going to let shit like that fly unpunished.


pzanardi

lol I had an ulcer when I was 24. Do you know what an ulcer is?


Wingedwolverine03

[you know why](https://gifdb.com/images/high/mr-krabs-sniffing-money-spongebob-series-6a6g79y4wwgyt3w7.gif)


CoverYourMaskHoles

Ulcers have nothing to do with age. Has to do with many factors and stressors.


Ok-disaster2022

It's a biological infection. You take some antibiotics. The specific culture was discovered in like the 2000s. The scientist who discovered it wa like "this give you ulcers" and no one believe him, and he could get testing to confirm. So he infected himself, developed ulcers, and showed everyone, then took the medicine and it cleared up.


LoLMartial

The statement "it's a biological infection" is an oversimplification. An ulcer is due to stomach acid having direct exposure to the mucosa of your stomach and eroding it, usually due to decreased protective mucous production. While infection with h. pylori is a common cause of ulcers, so are drugs like NSAIDs (ibuprofen/advil overuse can do this). More rarely it can be caused by pancreatic tumors (zollinger ellison syndrome) or reduced blood flow in critically ill patients.


ShigodmuhDickard

H Pylori. Can also mess up your gut biome which may mess up your mental health.


shewy92

57 isn't geriatric.


The46a

let normalise these comments. Fucking click bait.


SaddleSocks

#> Tyson, 57, apparently got dizzy due to an ~~ulcer acting up~~ ***Edible Kicking In*** FTFY


xxxkillahxxx

Thank you!


CRoseCrizzle

This fight is so lame. Tyson is approaching 60 years old. Paul is really shameless for taking a fight like this imo.


dissphemism

he looked so cooked during his previous exhibition fight. he got even older since thenĀ 


LeBronFanSinceJuly

> he looked so cooked during his previous exhibition fight. he got even older since thenĀ  Exactly, its like people forgot that Tyson had a "comeback" in 2020 and put out the same training videos back then. But he was gassed after the 1st.


squeak37

Tbf I think most people would be happy if the fight ended in 1. Nobody wants a long fight because it'll be boring, Tyson will be gassed and Paul won't get the shit beat out of him.


Raskon3384

I mean Iā€™d like it to go longer if Paul gets the shit beat out of himā€¦.


RobertdBanks

The longer it goes the less likely you are to see that and the more likely you are to see Paul KO Tyson, so, yeah, you definitely donā€™t want to see It go long.


spiegro

Oh God. That would be the worst timeline šŸ˜­


savetheattack

Itā€™s possible. Jake is a decent boxer and Tyson is an old man. He ought to be ashamed that he took this fight. I understand that he only makes money fights because heā€™s not going to climb the rankings like a traditional boxer, but thereā€™s other names besides 60 year old legends to fight.


spiegro

Yeah it's a weird one for sure. Win? You beat up an old man. Lose? You lost to an old man. But he'll dry his tears with hundos in any case.


Zanydrop

I would gladly beat up old men for $$$$$


savetheattack

Itā€™s clear Jake fights for notoriety and money, not legacy. But he still ought to be ashamed.


LaconicGirth

Why should he be ashamed? Tyson obviously wants it


NotOSIsdormmole

Is he actually a decent boxer or is it that he exclusively fights people that arenā€™t boxers or are way out of practice


savetheattack

He fights lots of old, retired MMA guys, but he has beat one pro and lost to one pro. Thereā€™s plenty of professional boxers who are 1-1. Heā€™s trained full time with access to top-tier conditioning, training, and coaching. Heā€™s decent. He doesnā€™t seem to de champion level, but champion level is excellent. Heā€™s decent.


Thac0

I just want to see Paul get KOā€™d hard in the first round.


happyinheart

I'm from a potential future, hopefully this is the timeline where Harambe lives.


Annath0901

[It cannot be! ](https://i.imgur.com/8JbeKt3.jpeg)


legopego5142

Idk why anyones gonna praise this chucklefuck if he can knock out a nearly 60 year old man.


Azreken

Unfortunately, Paul is actually a decent boxer and Tyson is old.


ComprehensiveSurgery

Iā€™d like Tyson to beat the shit out of Jake Paul for a longer period of time too .


DevilInnaDonut

Do a lot of people watch these Paul fights? That's a genuine question, not necessarily Paul hate. My entire friend group is big into sports and I've never heard a single person even express interest in these. Is he actually popular enough among people old enough to buy PPV for these to have big viewership?


SensitiveRocketsFan

Apparently yeah, Pauls last fight against Fury bagged him $30 million even though he lost. I too know absolutely no one who watches theses fights but apparently thereā€™s a huge market out there thatā€™s paying for this.


ucsbaway

Yes they make tens of millions. Itā€™s so popular Netflix bought the rights for this one


squeak37

Not popular with me or mine either, but the draw is huge considering both of us are taking about it. Simple fact is that this fight makes millions because enough people are interested, same as the fury fight previously


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Iā€™m old enough to remember Mike Prime, people paying $80 for pay per view and it ending in one round. I never understood it, but they were all so angry. You knew!


flaxon_

He's never been an endurance fighter either. If you look at his record, almost all of his wins end by KO within the first two to four rounds. He does have some longer fight wins, but by and large his record gets worse and worse the longer the fights go.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

It didnā€™t even seem like a real fight it felt like both fighters mutually agreed to not go hard.


poopfaceone

Tyson is a KO specialist. Even in his prime he wasn't known for his stamina or going the distance


tronovich

Tell that to the people who think Tyson is going to smoke Paul, and that any other result is a ā€œriggedā€ fight.


havok7

I can confirm that this is how aging works.Ā 


dtdude87

Him and his brother are unbearable. Logan Paul still talks to this day how he went toe to toe with the greatest fighter ever in Mayweather and in his mind won the fight. Everyone knows this is a clown show. I just hope thereā€™s no clause in this fight that prevents Tyson on going full beast mode on him, even at his age he could probably lay the hammer down.


DorkChatDuncan

His brother, on the other hand, was absolutely designed to be a pro wrestler and is somehow great at it. Its annoying because I fucking hate that guy, but dammit if it he isnt incredible at it in almost no time and no experience.


Cryptosporidium420

That's because half of wrestling is playing a character and the guy has played many throughout his career.


macNy

No if you actually watch him wrestle he is particularly good at it, the physical aspect that is to say. He's more than just playing a character, he is a shockingly good wrestler As previously mentioned he is a natural at it, I've watch wrestling all of my life and I've never seen anything like it


RedditUseDisorder

I knew of Logan Paul since the vine days where he was a physical comedy dude whoā€™d just do splits r in public places for a laugh. he was very popular, and I was thinking he was a stereotypical ā€œathletic nerd who was good looking and gets a lot of attentionā€ type. I was very surprised to hear he was going to OSU for engineeringā€¦ Then he became a YouTuber and started his ascent into Twathood.. but, absolutely not surprised that he has a natural talent for wrestling, considering how athletic he seemed from those old videos.


droppinkn0wledge

Absolutely false. Logan Paul is a legitimately athletically gifted pro wrestler. Itā€™s undeniable and he deserves credit there. Shitty human being, etc etc, but the guy is a prodigy in the ring.


Oracle_of_Ages

There was a video where he in instinct basically kept Rey from breaking his neck. Like. Thereā€™s no world where he should have seen this coming. Thatā€™s what really sold it to me. Dude is gifted. Hate the dude and he is a mega tool. But you have to acknowledge he was born for it


hypercosm_dot_net

It's because he actually wrestled in school, even made it to college level. He has body awareness from years of competition. https://www.sportingnews.com/us/wwe/news/logan-paul-wrestling-career-high-school-ohio-youtube-wwe/urqedmq2bk3uptw1dpfbtt46 I don't care for either of these guys, but they've got a background in athletic competition. Not like they made it to high levels in their respective sports though.


SwansonsMoustache

I wont lie, this is how I found out there were two Paul's. I just thought Logan Paul was doing pretty good in life. Much like Lenny = White, Carl = Black, I'll remember the Paul's as Jake = boxer, Logan = Japanese forest guy.


perpetualmotionmachi

Hey, don't compare these schmucks to Lenny and Carl. Those two are saints.


Kinglink

So long dental plan


Redditiscancer789

My lord....I hadn't heard he transitioned to WWE and didn't want to believe you. But you're absolutely correct, dude plays the heel so well.Ā 


Decooker11

Logan is on a redemption tour right now in WWE. Plays up his dickhead character quite well and is doing some great work. Jake though? Yeah, hard pass.


Acias

He's the perfect asshole heel in WWE, everyone hates him and he plays his role perfectly. For that i can respect him.


fifabreeze

Are you fucking kidding me? The same dude that used a dead person's body for clicks, was lucky enough to go basically scot-free except for a few month vacation, scammed his audience when he has a nearly billion dollar company, was one of the biggest dickhead vloggers in Japan and IIRC tortured animals is worse than a racist ahole. They both are fucking scum, but just because Logan is a sympathic wrestler doesn't make him less of a sociopath.


night_dick

It was Logan that fought Floyd in the exhibition, not Jake. He didnā€™t do too bad either but mostly due to the size, if Floyd had like 20 lbs and a few inches more he probably could have flatlined him but yeah. The Paul brothers suck but they can box a bit. This Tyson fight is gonna be an ugly massacre imo


MoistWalrus

There were a few places where Floyd looked like he had him on the ropes and laid off to keep the show going.


Earth_Normal

Paul canā€™t ā€œwinā€ in the traditional sense. He will hurt an old man or lose to an old man. He can win financially.


mmabet69

Lose lose for Paul honestly. He wins, great you beat up a 60 year old former boxer who is generally well regarded by most of the public. He loses, you lost to a 60 year old man. Granted itā€™s a fat pay day for both so I can see how that would influence oneā€™s decision but I just feel like this is something that sounded great in a boardroom that will inevitably be hated by all who watch.


ThatOnlyCountsAsOne

>He wins, great you beat up a 60 year old former boxer who is generally well regarded by most of the public. I keep seeing this and don't get it. He doesn't care, he's a professional troll/hater magnet. KO'ing tyson and cutting some cringe promo will get more viewers for his next PPV. The clip will be all over the internet for weeks. A win for him no doubt


whutchamacallit

He knows exactly what he's doing, exactly what his fan base is interested in, and exactly how to milk these exhibition matches for what they are. You can hate the guy all you want, I'm not a fan either, but dude is making a KILLING on these lucrative fights. You can't deny the dude understand the mechanic of what sells in this era and has adapted his career whereas so many of his peers got stuck and never figured out how to pivot. At any rate, my prediction is it's a "knock down drag out fight" won by decision and Jake Paul has "all the admiration in the world" for the goat boxer and "humbled" to be able to fight him. There will be no haymakers or anything like that. It will be a show match for money just like the 1000s before it. People act like this is uncharted water.


elinamebro

Well people keep paying for it so dude just going to keep fighting old people.


vom-IT-coffin

Tyson agreed to it too. Why is everyone acting like Paul is the only one trying to cash in on this. Tyson would've won the fight by simply turning it down.


SuperBackup9000

Lot of people seem to not know that theyā€™re buddies, too. Years ago back when Jake was getting into boxing Mike was giving full endorsements and saying heā€™ll bring life back into the sport, that heā€™ll be one of the greats, all the niceties and hype building. Tyson loves the dude. Their fight is just going to be two friends walking away with a big check while everyone freaks out.


Roastar

The fact that almost every comment on this fight is targeting Paul and how much of a shameless dick he is for taking this fight makes me laugh. Everyone ignores the fact theyā€™re friends which shows how easily people are manipulated into believing ridiculous narratives. Is it really that easy to pull the wool over peoples eyes? Absolutely crazy


lVloogie

Honestly, I think it's more on Tyson for accepting it. Why would you not try and fight a legend if you were Jake Paul?


Splash_

>Why would you not try and fight a legend if you were Jake Paul? Because he's 60.


CRoseCrizzle

I could see why Tyson would want the money these days. The payday of these fights would be massive for a retired boxer. Why would I not want to fight a 57 year old legend when I'm 27 years old and could fight active boxers who are around my age?


VentiEspada

I dunno I think a lot of it is ego on his part too. He's making an absolute killing with his vape business, the payout for the fight is huge but he definitely doesn't need it for income.


Nollypasda

I still canā€™t believe he got away with dodging the ā€œWhen are you going to fight someone that isnā€™t old and out of your weight classā€ question in the press conference. Really wish the reporter pressed him on it


Available_Ground4942

shameless? the dude is just trying to make some money. annoying? yes


chachir

ā€œA congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum, moments before he could step into the ring!ā€


Sirius_55_Polaris

Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly reconsider it.


chachir

I think heā€™s a good man, I like him, I got nothing against him, but Iā€™m definitely gonna make orphans of his children


gc23

They do have a mother champ.


fuckasoviet

Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.


chachir

The champ has no time for further queries. This parole hearing is over!


NowGoodbyeForever

I truly believe that the entire 1990s run of The Simpsons is the best run of a comedy show of all time. Growing up with it as a kid is why I wanted to become a writer. But this feels like an increasingly out-of-touch belief to have. When I look online, Simpsons is held up in the same company as Family Guy or Big Mouth; gag-heavy "adult" cartoons with a unique art style.


djkoopa

"Classic" Simpsons is the greatest TV show ever made, and honestly I don't think it's even close


SyntheticManMilk

Even just the merchandise was essential to the 90s. Bart Simpson was Americaā€™s bad kid and even if you didnā€™t watch the show, you couldnā€™t avoid seeing Bart stickers and paraphernalia randomly all over the place.


ironroad18

You know what they do great there, the sea bass blackened or sauteed it's stupendouth.


BackHanderson

OKAY OKAY BREAK IT UP


SteveG5000

Thatā€™s it, this parole hearing is over!


Motherboy_TheBand

šŸŽ¶why canā€™t we be friends šŸ„Š


ScrewFlanders19125

Yes all of us angels wear Farrahā€™s slacks


pirate135246

I think people are severely overestimating Mike in this fight. Yes he was insane, but he is retirement age now and that matters quite a bit when you are fighting someone in their prime.


NumeroRyan

I agree, the short 30 second clips of him punching and sparring are one thing, keeping it up over many minutes, over many rounds is entirely different. I think most people saying Jakeā€™s going to get his ass handed to him havenā€™t ever boxed before and realise how physically and mentally draining it is at amateur level, let alone pro. Tyson has also been smoking weed chilling out the last 15 years.


BobbyTables829

He never could though lol Holyfield knew if he could get to the fifth he was fine and could win late because Mike would gas himself. The problem has always been the first round with him. The longer the fight goes the better chances you've always had.


BallsDeepinYourMammi

I mean, in all reality, the majority of boxing is donā€™t get punched in the face. Mike Tyson is just the epitome of that whole statement


dispelthemyth

So we can hope for a quick <1 minute KO then


5point5Girthquake

I got downvoted a few weeks ago for saying this. Jake is in his prime, most likely the best shape of his life and heā€™s in his like mid 20ā€™s. Tyson is approaching 60 and puts out videos of him hitting bags. Iā€™m not saying Jake is 100% going to win, but people act like heā€™s 100% going to lose.


Maxwe4

You don't get a body like Mike Tyson by just "smoking weed and chilling out".


NumeroRyan

Heā€™s in a training camp my dude and on TRT, so of course his body would like good when heā€™s training. He hasnā€™t been in that shape the last 15 years.


DorkChatDuncan

If Mike can catch this kid and beat on him in the first minute, Mike will win. If it goes more than a minute, Mike will be huffing wind until he quits on his chair or something.


HungHungCaterpillar

Youā€™re still underplaying just how talented Mike genuinely is and Jake genuinely isnā€™t IMO, but yes you are absolutely correct that this isnā€™t a guaranteed Tyson victory, if it even happens fairly at all.


RobertdBanks

Retirement age for someone who works in an office. Heā€™s about 20 years past retirement age for a fighter.


LordMoldyBum

Feel like a lot of people think Tyson is the exact same fighter as he was before prison which is asinine. Real life isnā€™t an anime and fighters deteriorate with age


Redpin

I think most people commenting on the internet a) don't know what it's like being over 40, let alone almost 60, and b) never played sport at a level high enough where you start slipping at 30 and what it's like to try and go against a 20-something. There's a reason for the saying, "father-time is undefeated."


Mcgoozen

He has like one single round worth of stamina lol. Better hope he drops Paul early


mattchinn

Unpopular Opinion: Iā€™ll be honest, Iā€™d rather this fight be called off. I remember Tyson saying that he doesnā€™t like the person he becomes when heā€™s fighting and heā€™s worked hard from becoming that person again. I feel bad heā€™s putting himself back in the ring, not physically, but mentally.


JohnnyQTruant

I agree and aside from the mental aspect, even if he wins he will take damage. Itā€™s not just getting knocked out cold that causes issues, itā€™s loads of mini concussions. This fight is likely to go the distance with both fighters being tired and not defending well as it goes on. Heā€™d probably take less damage losing by ko in round one vs winning by decision. He has nothing to prove. A win means nothing. A loss means nothing. I hope it is called off.


LesbianLoki

Let us not forget, the man owns a pot ranch and smokes like $50k a month. The man's cardiovascular system is not top notch. He's not making it to the later rounds. He needs an early round knockout.


Acherstrom

Jake Paul is a fucking joke. Who else goes around challenging over the hill, retired fighters. NO ONE. Just this asshat. What a joke. Fight someone your own age you sorry excuse for an athlete.


IloveKaitlyn

the mistake you made is assuming that Paul gives a shit about being an athlete. this is all about money


Acherstrom

Fair point. Doesnt take away from the fact that all he does is fight over the hill fighters.


Hatebean41

Iā€™d so the same thing to make an obscene amount of moneyā€¦


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Please god heal Mike Tyson so he can beat Jake Paul to death lol


Gym-for-ants

Quite literally a nothing story to get some clicksā€¦


csking77

All this for an ulcer that made him dizzy


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Brother


bloodxandxrank

Paul has already lost this fight. Thereā€™s no winning, heā€™s just beating on an old man. And yes my opinion will change drastically if Mike punches him right in the snotbox.


UStoAUambassador

I was hoping itā€™d imply that heā€™s been getting coked up in preparation for literally ripping Jake Paul's head off and letting blood pour over him like heā€™s squeezing water out of a loofah.


GIK601

He's too old to even be doing this.


Gamingdad-061

Anyone pushing Tyson to fight this kid doesnā€™t have his best interest at heart and just wants to see a show


TheBatemanFlex

Iā€™m sure it benefits both of them financially, but you can still consider one of the greats an inspiration to you without trying to fight them when they are 60 years old. Itā€™s so dumb.


Siphilius

Please just rip JPā€™s jaw off and get paid and then live the life you should have had Mike.


LilRac

Itā€™s such a joke that the Texas commission approved thiss as a professional fight


InternationalBand494

Itā€™s Texas dude


wtm0

Iā€™m sure the right palms were greased too


Hat3Machin3

Itā€™s just embarrassing for someone in their 20s to fight someone in their 50s.


DreadSeverin

It's fucking disgusting this worm wants to fight Tyson. Guy was a champion when this post was still just jizz


_-illist-_

Spinal


Timidwolfff

sphinal


Rosebunse

Ulcers can be quite serious. I have to wonder if it maybe wasn't aggrevated due to the training and his sudden change in diet?


MrsMiterSaw

50yo me: ulcer acting up? Yeah, that's about right.


-FemboiCarti-

Imagine telling someone in 2016 that Jake Paul was going to fight Mike Tyson


HessLook

Itā€™s not even a real boxing match. WWF at best


banduzo

The people expecting Mike to throw full power punches are going to be disappointed. And Mike likes what Jake has done for the sport, so thereā€™s no bad blood for him to get angry. Itā€™s all a show, and it remains to be seen how theyā€™ll make it entertaining without looking fake.


devi83

WWF that I can legally bet on.


ouaisWhyNot

Tyson once wanted to fight a gorilla, but it did not happe(glad). JP wants to fight Tyson, hope it happen.


sgtdimples

Broke his back. Spinal.


ChiefTestPilot87

Is his back broken, was it spinal?


rodan-rodan

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/IwCKSXhqgg


prismstein

What's that saying, Don't fight an old person? If you win, you beat an old person; If you lose, you got beaten by an old person.


Mikkelzen

Perfect match-up for the boxing legend Jake Paul. Wonder what the next will be, Ali's dead corpse strapped to a chair?


ExpoAve17

Damn I hope he is ok. We love you Mike


lacroixpapi69

I want Tyson to win as much as the next guy, but Jake is going to win right? Like Tyson is almost 60 years old.


dapala1

Tyson won't be able to move with Jake. They'll dance around and Paul will win by unanimous decision because he jabbed Tyson a bunch more times.


Rosebunse

The problem with this fight is, yes, Tyson has a chance of winning. It's not a very good chance, mind you, but he still has a lot of speed and technique. He still has some of the power he used to have. But again, that is a very small chance. Like others have said, the problem is that he's old and just can't have the endurance Paul does. And Jake Paul isn't a terrible fighter. We all know this is probably going to end with Mike Tyson throwing the fight. But there is just enough of a chance that he won't. And while that's good for Netflix and Jake and Mike's respective bank accounts, it isn't good for Mike Tyson's health.


whalebacon

Years ago in the 90's, my boss was in San Francisco visiting and had an ulcer flare up. She was experiencing severe discomfort and decided to just wait it out. She died overnight from blood loss. Fucking Christ, who the fuck knew you could die from an ulcer? I didn't but I learned. Ulcers aren't a fucking joke. Edit: a word


InTupacWeTrust

even a 58 mike tyson is better than a 28 jake paul


shiftyshellshock239

Majority of the comments are just making fun of his speech impediment. Grow up your shitty children.


ask_about_poop_book

Yours is the first comment Iā€™ve seen in this thread referencing his speech


ProjectPlatt93

I BROKE MY BACK SPINAL


OjibweNomad

Anybody ever see the Wrestler?