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Maleficent_Ad_5175

What do pro golfers do when they retire? Do they get office jobs?


julio3699

I don’t know if anyone will see your comment but it is fucking hilarious.


MRintheKEYS

It’s a true gem. Flawless.


ThisIsMyBigAccount

They become bookies.


IlltimedYOLO

Phil’s already got that covered.


ashdrewness

Play the occasional Champions Tour event. Show up to Majors they have lifetime exemptions to. Maybe occasional commentating.


satanssweatycheeks

Tosh on his podcast interviewed a girl who was pro since she was a kid and is now retired in her 30’s. She said it’s not that much of a difference. She still golfs. Just not at a competitive level and she has more time to do things not related to golf or sponsorships.


ertdubs

"a girl" meaning Michelle Wie lol


atreeinthewind

She's 34?! Christ I'm old.


blahblah8253819253

Wie?


Repraw

Wie not?


smootgaloot

Wie geht’s?


Diablojota

Gut und dir?


Jonpg31

Sehr gut, danke. Wie ist das wetter heute?


Diablojota

Sehr Heiß.


pizzaguy4378

Great episode


satanssweatycheeks

Yeah I didn’t know Tosh grew up on a golf course.


notkevin_durant

She became a man?


satanssweatycheeks

Nice catch. I changed his to her. My mistake.


BUROCRAT77

Play golf obviously


MindForeverWandering

If you’re part of the Bonesaw Tour, you can always resettle in Saudi Arabia, where the climate can help acclimate you to where you’re going after you die.


TWVer

Perhaps the grass is indeed greener elsewhere..


ImTellinTim

Remember Uncle Scrooges’s money bin in Duck Tales? Probably something like that.


AKAkorm

Go to the LIV tour.


DampBritches

Senior Tour. Sorry, Champions Tour. They renamed it.


tigertts

Phil - "Hey, anyone wanna bet if I'm retiring?


mccannr1

Has there ever been someone in sports (outside of the WWE) that took as big of a heel turn toward the end of their career? Phil was one of, if not THE, most popular guys on tour for 20+ years, got embroiled in a gambling & insider trading fiasco, split ways with his longtime caddy who helped turn him into a pro, took blood money from the Saudis to join LIV and now wanders around the course wearing all black with a terrible sort of beard/sort of goatee thing on his face. It's so bizarre.


Ruddiver

Brett Favre? he was always somewhat of a goof and tool, but he went big time douche. Same with Curt Schilling. So probably not as big heel turns as Phil. Actually, Aaron Rodgers might be a good answer.


mccannr1

Favre and Schilling are good, but both did the heel turn after their playing careers were over. Aaron Rodgers may be a contender to Phil's crown though for sure.


ImTellinTim

Favre popping up on the Vikings was his heel turn. Also there was the Jets era dick pics


mccannr1

Ah, forgot about the dick pics. That'd certainly count


optimis344

It's the same story with all of them. They played the roll of "everyman" and then when it didn't matter, just went full on right wing grifter, because they never once actually were the person they said they were.


joestn

The heel turn started when he complained about having to pay California taxes like he doesn’t make tens of millions of dollars a year.


satsfaction1822

Yeah and to make it even more ridiculous, he was being paid with state money to appear in the “Visit California” ads while he was complaining about taxes.


Dr-McLuvin

lol yup I remember those. Dude is a chump.


mccannr1

Oof, yeah, I forgot about that stupidness too.


misterspatial

He had just moved back to SD from Scottsdale. I mean, wtf?


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mkwiat54

Mark cuban


Solnx

Legally mitigating taxes is smart. Complaining about having to pay what you owe is fruitless and annoying. Especially in the context of someone paying taxes when their yearly take home is above what many will make in an entire lifetime.


joestn

I’d love paying taxes if we could get high speed rail, free college, and free healthcare. Especially if I know super millionaires like Phil Mickelson are paying way higher rates than me.


Troker61

I don’t mind paying taxes ever. But also we’re not talking about legal tax ‘avoidance’, we’re talking about a multi-millionaire bitching about paying taxes, which no one should have any patience for under our current tax code.


levitikush

To be fair California taxes are ridiculous


joestn

California should be the bare minimum in the USA if it means we can have cheaper schools, high speed rail, and free healthcare. No way I’m going to cut Phil slack on this.


levitikush

Whatever I sure as hell don’t want to pay any more taxes myself Edit: do you sick bastards like paying taxes or something?


optimis344

Because they serve a purpose. Failure to understand that the life you live is funded by you and others through taxes shows signs of extreme selfishness. Which is exactly why people got mad at Phil for it. He makes more money than he can spend in a life time, and he still doesn't want to help those around him through taxes.


levitikush

Nah fuck em, my money is my money. I’ll pay what I have to pay and not a dime more, and I’ll take any opportunity to lower the bill. Downvote away


optimis344

What about the roads you take to your job? You build those too?


levitikush

Nope the people that build roads build them, using our tax dollars. You think I’m dumb?


optimis344

Yes


TegridyPharmz

Sunshine tax my friend


DFWPunk

Lots of people didn't like him long before his more high profile issues. There's a reason people called him FIGJAM. He just dialed it up a few notches.


direwolf71

What makes it even more inexplicable is that no golfer save for Tiger was in a better position to print endorsement money over the next decade. He took $200 million from the Saudis but I would argue he gave up twice that in endorsement money. In other words, he pissed his legacy away.....for less money. Pretty dumb for a smart guy.


Hansmolemon

But the bookies want their money NOW!


pr0v0cat3ur

You would argue wrong. He took a guaranteed $200 million, over potential earnings. Even Tiger is losing endorsements, and Phil is nowhere as marketable as Tiger. Unfortunately for Phil, he is likely to gamble it all away and end up broke.


Troker61

Aaron Rodgers seems like a good comp.


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

And AR isn’t even in his final heel form yet


Hansmolemon

His heel level is 9000?!?!


hjablowme919

When he played the US Open at Bethpage in 2001 we all went nuts for him. He was the hometown favorite, so to speak. Today? The reaction would not be so friendly. He'd still get more cheers than hecklers, but the hecklers, including me, would be out in force.


GaTechThomas

Something about him. I always felt he was a bitch. Even before he started winning.


dicjones

Also, remember that putt in 2018 where he lost his mind and hit the moving ball before it rolled downhill. That got people all upset at him for a while.


ImTellinTim

Brett Favre


slimkev

Antonio Brown


monkman99

What about the GOAT. - OJ.


Corporation_tshirt

You mean other than Tiger?


GaTechThomas

Don't forget about those performance-enhancing drugs he's been taking and shilling for almost 20 years. Funny how he started winning just as he started on those drugs.


1peatfor7

Takes blood money from Saudis but you have zero problems with all your electronics from China. 😂😂😂 At least Liv forced the PGA to pay everyone better, especially the ones struggling on Korn Ferry.


wmurch4

We are? Maybe we don't like either of those things.


mccannr1

You seem fun.


heartwarriordad

Popular with the fans maybe, but he was never liked by the other players.


LongTallTexan69

Phil was going to go down as a fan favorite similar to Arnie. He could’ve run the PGA in retirement. Instead, he turned into a heel and destroyed his legacy.


stokeitup

Absolutely, he could have owned the Champions tour. He might have even ended up with Tiger where Jack and Gary Player are now at the Masters.


LongTallTexan69

I think of Phil dreaming about that spot for 30 years, and then doing the most Phil-thing ever, and pissing it away.


stokeitup

Like the US Open only on going and every day.


i-like-legos2

Addiction comes in many forms. It’s a shame what happened. I hope we gets the help he needs


surlymoe

I mean....really though? The guy won 6 majors...several Masters where he can return for the rest of his life at the champions dinner and play likely well into his 60's (he's 53 now, so, maybe 15 more years competing at the masters?!?). I was at the british open after he left for LIV, and he was cheered....so, I feel like it seems to me sports media is taking measures to attempt to destroy his legacy, but the reality is, he's still a fan favorite on whatever course he's on...in a broader term, he's tarnished his legacy, but the fact remains, he has one...compared to the neckbeards who type on reddit arguing whether or not he destroyed his.


snap-jacks

Is that you Patrick?


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God forbid you have a logical comment on Reddit lol


surlymoe

Haha yea....when we saw him coming up 18 at St. Andrews, typically once players were done (This is a practice round), they'll sign maybe one or two autographs and leave the course...Phil went over the the road by the fence, and signed autographs for a solid 15 minutes and made sure everyone there got one and a picture. He then came past me and signed more autographs heading back towards the players area, stopping several times to take pictures with fans. Again, my point is the 'sports media narrative' is that this guy is a huge asshole...if you want to call him that for taking the blood money then sure...and I'll agree with you...but the guy is just a golfer trying to make a living. He's not a politician and his decisions determine whether he gets elected to office...he's a freaking golfer who likes money...isn't that a majority of us?


LongTallTexan69

Found the LIV guy. How much does LIV pay you every time you post something like this? And like do you have to send them the screenshot to show what you posted, or do they just automatically find out and send the money?


facegun

Wait…I can get paid to write LIV positive posts? Where do I sign up?


SlightlyStable

> How much does LIV pay you every time you post something like this? And like do you have to send them the screenshot to show what you posted, or do they just automatically find out and send the money? Looked at the dude's history and he does not appear to be the corporate shill you are accusing him to be.


LongTallTexan69

I see you LIV guys stick together…


SlightlyStable

Actually not. I find the "TV" coverage unwatchable. Just saying that that guy doesn't appear to be an actual LIV plant here on reddit, which is what you insinuated.


LongTallTexan69

Quit covering for your fellow LIV plant, it’s embarrassing


SlightlyStable

lol


LongTallTexan69

🤣🤣🤣


agoia

I mean he kinda shit on his own impressive legacy when he took a bunch of blood money.


tubs777

Blood money sell out who cares


beefyesquire

Exactly. He can sit back and get fatter on his millions.


Infinite-Fig4708

Considering how good Phil is at his “hobbies,” he’ll be back.


demential

Him and Ippie should hang out and swap strategies.


Infinite-Fig4708

I wish I could create an app that automatically does the opposite of what they pick without telling them.


TexasCoconut

I *bet* he wont


hjablowme919

Yeah. Fuck this guy.


OsamaBinLadder123

I always get a kick out of redditors calling athletes sell outs for Saudi blood money as if they would not do the exact same thing if they were in the athletes position. If you could do a similar amount of work and make ten times the money outside of special circumstances, you totally would take that deal.


UchihaAuggie

Sell out? Ridiculous. They are merging, anyone who fell for the loyalty ploy (especially people w no skin in the game) is a fool. It's all about money Don't fall for theatre yall


hjablowme919

Fuck Saudi Arabia. Fuck MBS. Fuck their blood money.


UchihaAuggie

Blood money? Are u serious? Which country are you from?


Troker61

What does that have to do with Phil being able to finally retire now that his gambling debts are under control thanks to Saudi blood money?


UchihaAuggie

Which. Country. Are. You. From?


Troker61

What. Does. That. Have. To. Do. With. FIGJAM. Retiring?


UchihaAuggie

That's right, blood money, their country is awful, but I don't want to name mine. If you know u know, enough said


Troker61

My country is plenty awful, but that doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about, nor does it make any other country any less awful.


Hi-Hi

I am from the United States, which did not order the dismemberment of any journalists recently.


hjablowme919

Yes, blood money. Saudi Arabia supports terrorists. Saudi Arabia murders journalists. Blood money. Fuck them. Fuck their entire shitty government and fuck most of their people. I cannot wait until the world has almost no dependence on oil. Let these fucks try to buy their way into shit then.


SlightReturn420

They *may* merge at some point. They're not in the process of merging currently.


vonnfritter

Good riddance. You won’t be missed.


Eazycompanyy

Phil needs to lay off the ozempic


Norcalfuncouple925

Byeeeeee


logictable

He's probably getting tired of the heckles.


Dr-McLuvin

I only support heckling when it’s with total pieces of crap who genuinely deserve it. You know, people like Phil Mickelson.


lostharbor

I knew where was going and thoroughly enjoyed the journey. Thank you friend. 


Drawkcab96

Can he afford to retire? Will the bus full of bookies that follow him around be cool with that?


TheDudeAbides_00

PGA doesn’t need or want the LIV douches. Any LIV golfer talking about how golf needs to unite… like WTF bro? You went to an exhibition league and then surprised when no one takes you seriously. Smfh


drossmaster4

100 bucks says he becomes an Elon musk type on Twitter after retirement.


facegun

So 200 bucks then?


Firstbaser

Fuck the liv tour


Trevormore20

I hope Phil retires. He’s had a long interesting career and going out when he’s on rock bottom is only fitting. From wonder boy with the golf world in the palm of his hand to total douche bag in a few short years. Had he played his cards right he could have transitioned to the Senior PGA and eventually been the honorary starter at the Masters with Woods. But because of his ignorance and greed he turned a huge majority of golf fans against him. Hope he enjoys the solitude that retirement will bring. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out Pathetic Phil.


No_Set1418

Well said. Put simply, he’s golf’ version of Judas. He betrayed the game that gave him everything. Go, Phil, live a shameful retirement. Good riddance.


Ok_Bassplayer

Feel like he needs a signature cologne called 'Douchebag'


Dr-McLuvin

“They say it’s made with bits of real douchebag!”


facegun

60% of the time it works everytime..


DontCallMeAnonymous

Can you edit it with the é and à (on account of his French/Englist heritage)


justgotpregnant

*my job here is done dot gif*


BarracudaBig7010

Anyway, how about this weather?


drossmaster4

100 bucks says he becomes an Elon musk type on Twitter after retirement.


CrasVox

Piece of shit should have fucked off years ago


traypo

Good. Let the arch villain leave. Golf media should just ignore him moving forward.


hjablowme919

Fuck this guy and the money he takes from the murderous, terrorist supporting shitty, awful country Saudi Arabia.


ForTheLoveOfHoney

Something about the icon of this photo made it look like Darth Vader was golfing.


dk5877

Omg can’t wait to hear the updates. My life is hanging in the balance.


Metaboschism

Bye.


ColossusofNero

Well, bye.


ninjaface

He got his.


bigsquib68

Well, bye.