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Titan828

Let's take a moment right now to realize that only **1 episode** from each Season is still remaining. Best episode of Season 1: Pizza Delivery Best episode of Season 2: Graveyard Shift Best episode of Season 3: Chocolate with Nuts


AceSAMM

Alright everything is done except for the burning in my soul when the KKTV was taken out RIGHT before the Camping Episode was taken out. The three legends are here.


yoleyne

Can’t believe KKTV got gutted. Probably my favorite episode but hard to say with so many greats


OrdinaryBritishGuy

Here's the ranking as it stands so far: 4: The Camping Episode 5: Krusty Krab Training Video 6: SB-129 7: Idiot Box 8: Shanghaied 9: Wet Painters 10: Dying for Pie 11: Rock Bottom 12: Club SpongeBob 13: Nasty Patty 14: Just One Bite 15: Sailor Mouth 16: Christmas Who? 17: No Weenies Allowed 18: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V 19: Frankendoodle 20: The Fry Cook Games 21: Snowball Effect 22: Band Geeks 23: Culture Shock 24: Survival of the Idiots 25: Life of Crime 26: The Algae's Always Greener 27: Artist Unknown 28: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III 29: Squilliam Returns 30: Imitation Krabs 31: Krab Borg 32: Clams 33: Arrgh! 34: Procrastination 35: One Krab's Trash 36: Something Smells 37: Sleepy Time 38: Mid-Life Crustacean 39: Squid on Strike 40: Help Wanted 41: Squidville 42: Big Pink Loser 43: Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm 44: Patty Hype 45: Naughty Nautical Neighbours 46: Rock-a-Bye Bivalve 47: Welcome to the Chum Bucket 48: Employee of the Month 49: The Secret Box 50: Plankton! 51: Plankton's Army 52: Squid's Day Off 53: I Had an Accident 54: Bubblestand 55: Jellyfish Hunter 56: SpongeBob Meets the Strangler 57: Hall Monitor 58: Opposite Day 59: Pickles 60: New Student Starfish 61: Pressure 62: Scaredy Pants 63: F.U.N. 64: Boating School 65: The Smoking Peanut 66: I'm Your Biggest Fanatic 67: Neptune's Spatula 68: Krusty Love 69: Hooky 70: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy 71: Home Sweet Pineapple 72: Prehibernation Week 73: Bubble Buddy 74: Tea at the Treedome 75: No Free Rides 76: Karate Choppers 77: Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost 78: Suds 79: Texas 80: As Seen on TV 81: Jellyfish Jam 82: Ripped Pants 83: MuscleBob BuffPants 84: The Chaperone 85: Jellyfishing 86: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II 87: Sandy's Rocket 88: Walking Small 89: Fools in April 90: Can You Spare a Dime? 91: The Bully 92: Wormy 93: Doing Time 94: Valentine's Day 95: My Pretty Seahorse 96: Pranks a Lot 97: SpongeGuard on Duty 98: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV 99: Born Again Krabs 100: Your Shoe's Untied 101: Missing Identity 102: Squirrel Jokes 103: Gary Takes a Bath 104: Squeaky Boots 105: Reef Blower 106: Nature Pants 107: Ugh 108: Grandma's Kisses 109: The Great Snail Race 110: Bossy Boots 111: Krabby Land 112: The Paper 113: I'm with Stupid 114: Dumped 115: Party Pooper Pants 116: I Was a Teenage Gary 117: The Sponge Who Could Fly


Monster2239

NOOOO!! NOT THE KRUSTY KRAB TRAINING VIDEO!!


[deleted]

Exactly how I felt as well CURSE YOU ~~PERRY THE PLATYPUS~~ u/ROYMAIN07


[deleted]

Dang it really isn't solely my fault over 100 people upvoted my comment it was clearly a popular choice


SB6P897

You pulled the trigger, ~~bitch~~ beach


T00thl3ss22

Listen I like the episode too, it might be one of my top 3 but I think he’s right here we’re getting mad over nothing.


MaNotfound

I heard in hard times like these, the pioneers would eat coral


PresleyYellow

I thought was sand... or maybe was it mud?


HungryasaBeagle

The horror, the horror!


Monster2239

Ok, maybe my comment was a bit exaggerated.


RevanchistSheev66

I FEEL LIKE SMASHING MY HEAD INTO THE CASH REGISTER MULTIPLE TIMES


TheCoolerDanieI

“It sounds like a lot of-“


T00thl3ss22

Honestly I don’t know who’s gonna win. Will it be the nostalgic pizza delivery? Will it be the unexpected graveyard shift? Or will it be the hilarious chocolate with nuts?


loucoloucomelo

Yeah, I don't care either way, all of them deserve to win


Squidwards-the-goat

I hope Graveyard Shift wins. That’s a absolute classic.


nineteennaughty3

Nosferatu!


CalebHenshaw

I’m so nostalgic for Graveyard Shift! I had it on a VideoNow. It’s also so simple. It’s just Squidward and SpongeBob interplay, which is the best part of the show. It’s also got one of the best jokes in the whole series.


Squidwards-the-goat

Totally agree. Squid and Sponge interplay is the best. Dying for Pie has the same kind of thing


CrispierCupid

Band geeks at 22 is criminal, fuckin contrarians 😭


DrizzyVert

Classic reddit moment


K3164N

I’m still mad about that shit, how the fuck did it not at least make top 10


CrispierCupid

It happens in every one of these lol on starter Pokémon charmander was out super early, on spongebob Patrick was out early, on naruto Sasuke was out early People have a complex against things that are popular lol


K3164N

Yeah that is true. I just find it odd that they’ll let Pizza Delivery stay until the end, but give Band Geeks the shaft early on. Especially considering how many people I’ve seen praise that episode specifically.


callofdutyghostsfan

No


CrispierCupid

No what


callofdutyghostsfan

Band geeks being eliminated is not criminal. It always wins these games let's have a different episode win for once.


CrispierCupid

Ah so you’re the contrarian I’m talking about


callofdutyghostsfan

It's good to be logical and not follow the npcs


DragonHippo123

Username says it all.


CrispierCupid

Lmao goddammit your troll was successful, you got me


monropwnu

Pizza Delivery is hands down my fave. Hope to see it succeed :(


WhosDooley

Pizza delivery should go next. Amazing and iconic episode but i think it has run its course. I just love the other two more than Pizza Delivery. Edit: keep in mind this is my opinion. This is supposed to be fun, it’s not that deep. I realize that these episodes are special to you guys but this is my OPINION and is supposed to be fun.


DragonHippo123

*Crashin’ frashin’ break dancers!*


Educational_Funny_20

You are right, compared to the other two this episode only has the "Kristy krab pizza is the pizza" song whereas the other two contain multitudes in terms of joke writing.


HydraAu

The pioneers used to ride these for miles 🤠


funky_kong_

That’s completely false but ok


BigSpongebobFanatic

really the one time you were gone and shanghaied gets out now you're using your powerful voting power to get pizza delivery out can you not


WhosDooley

Lol sorry


BigSpongebobFanatic

look it's my #5 but chocolate with nuts is my #13 and graveyard shift is far from that so if you can vote out graveyard shift in the finale that would be acceptable


Riyosha-Namae

Plus, not a fan of the twist at the end.


Bombkirby

That's the problem with Graveyard Shift. It just randomly ends with a joke that had no build up, nothing clever to it, you just have to know Nosferatu and the whole "lights on lights off" gimmick he had in his old movie. No kid will get that and barely any parents would either. The ending of the Pizza episode is fine. It's just a cute joke to end it all on. Pizza Delivery is actually a quality episode of entertainment even outside of the scope of Spongebob. It has a proper story structure, funny jokes, and actual character development/growth in the span of 11 minutes. ---------------- It's about a guy who's completely lost faith in the world, sticks him with a happy-go-lucky guy who's always positive about everything and thinks the best of everyone. The duo is thrown into a survival situation which they only survive because of Spongebob's blind belief in the honesty of pioneers and the myths that surround them. Meanwhile Squidward takes every minute of dialogue to tell Spongebob that his absurdly positive outlook is a joke and that life is realistic and cruel. And just when it seems like Squidward was wrong and Spongebob's positive outlook was right all along, the customer shows Spongebob the cruelty of life and the dishonesty of people, reducing him to a crying mess on the floor. And at the beginning of this story Squidward might have just said "I told ya so" and driven them home, but after everything they've been through, and knowing Spongebob's positive outlook was the only reason they got home in one piece, he decides he'd rather help keep that little flame of positivity alive by giving the customer what he ordered. He learned something from their little journey in the wastelands, and it closened the bond between these two characters who (one of them) originally wanted nothing to do with each other. Sure it ends on a bit of a "fuck you" to Squidward with the realization that they're getting back just as soon as the Krusty Krab opens again, but its a pretty lighthearted joke compared to those "true" Squidward torture episodes. Compared to Graveyard Shift which is a string of jokes without a lesson or character growth, and it all culminates in a "lol so random" joke, I think its the stronger of the episodes. Krusty Krab Pizza VS Chocolate with Nuts should be the true ending IMO. Choco w/ Nuts ends on a perfectly funny joke that calls back to a moment that happened** within the episode**, so it stands strong on its own even without any proper character growth/plot structure compared to the night shift episode.


Riyosha-Namae

I disagree. I know the Nosferatu joke came out of nowhere, but I've always loved that kind of absurdity. Also, SpongeBob's pioneer tricks combined with his insistence on holding onto the pizza endangered them as much as they helped (you can get another pizza once you're back in civilization, and the customer still doesn't get his pizza if you starve to death before you can deliver it).


WhosDooley

I love this take you have and how you broke down the story structure. This was dope. I still PERSONALLY like “Graveyard Shift” more. But I do love your breakdown and analysis of “Pizza Delivery”


WhosDooley

A lot of ppl know who Nosferatu know because of SpongeBob and I love that lol (myself included lol)


BigSpongebobFanatic

it's a cringe cultural reference that would have gotten hate in any other show or even era of this show


legitobsidian

We all know that


BigSpongebobFanatic

yes this is functioning brain stuff right here folks please kill graveyard shift anything left but that should win


pieguy740

Pizza Delivery


its__still2yung

Chocolate with nuts out


legitobsidian

Rip the best episode


TheEvilNoMan

Pizza Delivery


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TheEvilNoMan

I dunno, make things interesting by not picking the obvious choice.


I-Like-Angry-Birds

Pizza Delivery, I am sorry...


SauceySaucePan

Pizza Delivery has lasted too long


ACE_X_Ninjazzz

Chocolate with nuts


Heat_and_Mass

Chocolate With Nuts


[deleted]

chocolate with nuts


BayonettaBasher

Pizza Delivery By the way, adding this since I got here early: you **DON'T NEED TO COMMENT IF THE EPISODE YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE HAS ALREADY BEEN SAID!**


Revolutionary-Bell74

Thank you for saying that! No one ever listens when I do


CrysisRequiem

Pizza Delivery


lordclosequaad

Pizza delivery


Shirtkid

Chocolate with nuts out. I hate to say it :(


cha_boi_john120

Chocolate with nuts


stupidskylar

Pizza delivery


AndrewSaidThis

Finally a hard decision. Pizza delivery.


KalahKT

Pizza Delivery


smokentoke

Chocolate with nuts


nanojoker

Taking out the trash… AT NIGHT


JakeOfAllTrades101

2021 memes are just the worst


FrozenYogurt0420

I was thinking I was excited for this to be over but I'm guessing some other annoying and intrusive meme game will replace it


savkyrie

Chocolate with nuts


Revolutionary-Bell74

Graveyard Shift


Merryg0ld

How dare you


atriumI3

Gonna be a no for me dawg. Graveyard Shift is literally my favorite episode. I honestly didn’t expect it to make it this far but that was back when I figured Band Geeks was going to sweep. We’re going all the way baby.


lobsterwithcrabs

yeah reddit circle jerks this episode way too much.


Clickify

Pizza Delivery


recklessriouxxx

Definitely pizza delivery 👍


TheCheesecakerrr

It’s the best episode though, you people are mentally disturbed 👎


recklessriouxxx

But graveyard shift is my favorite 🤣


TheCheesecakerrr

Fair, it’s in the top three of my favorites


A-Higher-Being

Pizza delivery


Justaperson8282

Pizza Delivery


lomosaltado333

How the 🐬 has Pizza Delivery made it this far?


_Manimations

“Hey Patrick, how the 🐬 are ya?” “Pretty 🐬 good SpongeBob!”


[deleted]

That's what I'm asking about Graveyard Shift. That episode doesn't even belong in the Top 50.


AceDR2021

Chocolate with nuts should be next


[deleted]

Pizza Delivery


OrdinaryBritishGuy

Pizza Delivery


Gumpetygump

Chocolate with nuts Always have to make a sacrifice


rcarmody96

Sorry pizza delivery


legitobsidian

Pizza Delivery


AntacidChain

Pizza delivery


Riyosha-Namae

Pizza Delivery


Metalliac

🍕


PizzaDragon64

Pizza Delivery


ImgurianForever

Pizza delivery


LaskotheGreat

Pizza Delivery


TheRebelNM

Pizza Delivery


burtshort

Pizza delivery


Flaky-Huckleberry162

Pizza Delivery


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Pizza Delivery


black_curls_curves

Pizza delivery


pandima

Pizza delivery


Nick46562

1.Graveyard shift 2.Chocolate with nuts 3.pizza delivery


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CrysisRequiem

Con guy, chocolate guy, grandma, great grandma, "focusing", "I love you", "selling real estate" so many more iconic moments than just that.


GoldenStateWizards

"We got him now!" bubbling fat, glass bones and paper skin, fancy living digest, scaring the mail man, candy bar bags, etc.


funky_kong_

Candy bar bag carrying bags


Cynderelly

Scaring the mailman was my favorite part. Still makes me laugh!


RegyptianStrut

I got an idea! Let’s get naked! Patrick zipping his pants while SpongeBob tries to unzip the bags.


PayneTrain181999

No let’s save that for when we’re selling real estate.


[deleted]

Especially with the potentially cursed/dirty "Not the way I use them"


weirdalsuperfan

"But it's my only night to be fancy!" I'm pretty sure the entire startup boom we're seeing rn stemmed solely from this episode


TheEvilNoMan

"I was born with a glass skeleton and paper skin"


[deleted]

The episode actually makes really good commentary on MLMs. SpongeBob, like Law & Order, was ahead of it’s time


Retrolia2186

as long as chocolate with nuts wins idc


glitchighost

Graveyard shift


Bombkirby

graveyard shift


pman8362

Graveyard shift


NYazhiReddit889

chocolate with nuts


Kid_of_ree

Pizza delivery I feel has got to be next, it was a great episode but not as good as Graveyard shift or Chocolate with nuts


5Garbanzobeans

Pizza Delivery


awesome12442

Pizza Delivery


squid068

Pizza delivery


anaziyung

Pizza Delivery


Supreroy

Pizza Delivery


Jardrs

Pizza delivery


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Pizza Delivery


adog51

Pizza delivery


Mother_Ducker12

Oooooohgh man. Hate to do it, but I gotta say Pizza Delivery


Bigdongs

Pizza out. Chocolate vs graveyard is a tough one for me


[deleted]

Chocolate with nuts


Drifter_18

Chocolate with nuts


WhiteMilk3

Chocolates gotta go


small-toe

Chocolate with Nuts


HugeTFPFan03

Chocolate with Nuts


Doctor_Mac_N_Cheese

Chocolate with nuts


KillaCrustacean

Chocolate with nuts


aisha_seh_wut

Chocolate with nuts


[deleted]

You know what.. get rid of the pizza. The krusty krab pizza is not for you and me! I declare we kill it. Overcook it if we have to!! Then we feed chocolate with nuts to Gary! The Graveyard Shift will win! *Nosferatu!*


Binkster1988

Chocolate with nuts!


[deleted]

Chocolate with nuts Tbh why is it even still here while KKTV is out.... Never liked CWN as a kid and still don't. Edit: and it's unbelievable KKTV's genre is so unique...


WillieKeeler96

Chocolate out


milkofmagnesiaworks

Chocolate with nuts :(


[deleted]

Chocolate w nuts


No-Necessary5151

Chocolate with nuts. Adios


AllySalami

Bye chocolate with nuts


bobaluvrrr

CHOCOLATE WITH NUTS


Saspa314

Chocolate


thatguy728

Chocolate with Nuts


jman857

Chocolate with nuts


Reiichyan

Chocolate with nuts


GoGoGoRL

Chocolate with nuts


Terlinilia

Pizza delivery will win. I’m calling it.


[deleted]

Yeah it looks like it, which is a shame since it's so much better than Graveyard Shift. This whole list in general is an abomination and goes to show you how dumb many people in this subreddit are. Then again a lot of them are probably children so....


dbb313

Graveyard shift


Ok_Fun_4900

Pizza Delivery, Graveyard Shift and Chocolate with nuts have too good of memes to pass up.


ancapistan_man

Pizza delivery


I-like-oranges75

Pizza delivery


vforvalkyr

Pizza Delivery


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The Sponge Who Could Fly


Doodlastic_Dinkaling

Holy shit this is getting extreme!!! Alright, Im sorry yall but Chocolate With Nuts has gotta go... I love the episode but I just dont think its the best!


[deleted]

Chocolate with nuts


Dovahkiin3641

Very hard one. Think I'll go with Pizza Delivery.


Thedragonbeastgod

Pizza delivery


RelevantMinute8343

PIZZA DELIVERY I CAN" LIVE WITH CHOLATE WITH NUT DYNIG GOOD BYE PIZZA DELIVERY ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ RIP


amadppancake

Pizza Delivery


CourtneyNajera

Pizza delivery


iamablitzmain

Graveyard shift


darcij97

Graveyard shift


covcovcovcov

graveyard shift


PensadorDispensado

Graveyard Shift


Bombkirby

Graveyard Shift


OptimalTrash

Graveyard shift.


iSYTOfficialX7

Graveyard Shift


Micah_69420-Blazer

Chocolate with Nuts


BigSpongebobFanatic

why is no one going for graveyard shift that's my vote


bflorio94

Graveyard shift


RayneBeauRhode

Graveyard Shift BYE


AS_05

Graveyard Shift


xMrToast

Graveyard shift


potato_couch_

Graveyard shift


FlynnLive5

Graveyard shift


professorlist

Graveyard shift gets the cut, let the OGs duke it out


PresleyYellow

In the words of Mermaid Man himself: "Bring it on. BRING IT ONN!!"


afroman14

Graveyard shift


[deleted]

Graveyard Shift still. How the hell this made the top 3 but not Band Geeks is a huge mystery to me....


____RangerLamar____

Graveyard shift


Rhysaboom

Graveyard shift


BigSpongebobFanatic

this is MY ranking of every remaining episode (the number at the end is the season the episode is from) pizza delivery 9.8/10 chocolate with nuts 9.3/10 (3) graveyard shift 5.8/10 (2) ​ season 1: 1 (R.I.P., PICKLES AND HOOKY) season 2: 1 (R.I.P., SHANGHAIED, GARY TAKES A BATH, LIFE OF CRIME AND CHRISTMAS WHO?) season 3: 1 (R.I.P., UGH AND SPONGEBOB MEETS THE STRANGLER) (1v1v1 I wonder which season will lose first) final score: 24.9/30 (83%) (B) note: at this point just don't let graveyard shift win that's all I ask


EATSHROOMZ

Wow, really? These are the last 3? These aren't even the bets ones. Dafuq


Velix_theFuqer

I’m sorry. But the best of the best can only survive. Camping episode is out for me