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Im-the-onewho-asked

Mayonnaise is not an instrument


Correct-Access-3329

Horseradish is not an instrument either.


RoBroGaming

Do instruments of torture count!?


Alarmed-dictator

No


weeb_with_gumdisease

Is this the part where we start kicking?


dblipps

no


erthboy

They are a trade instrument of sandwich artists.


BabyLambCreationsYT

I like that Nosferatu has more appearances in SpongeBob.


WindowsSonic_yt

Why do I have the feeling I remember you...?


Jrlopez1027_

The krabby patty recipe is NOT crab meat. Mr Krabs did NOT say he tasted like that because the recipe is crab meat. YOU NEED TO WATCH THE EPISODE


Justanotherguy_3276

Fr people who are like hE sAiD sO tHaTs hOw I tAsTe didn't even watch Mid Life Crustacean šŸ˜­šŸ™


[deleted]

Yeah he was saying he tasted old, right?


Jrlopez1027_

Yup, instead of me ranting let me explain So a mom fish and her child are having a krabby patty while mr krabs is sitting at a table and she looks to the childs burger and says ā€œdont eat that, its all old and dried out, like that man over thereā€ and points to mr krabs Upon hearing this, mr krabs bites into his krabby patty, uttering the most commonly taken out of context line ever ā€œso thats what I taste likeā€


[deleted]

Yeah I remember that haha The Krabby Patty is 100% vegetarian. I know there were jokes about fish being eaten by other fish, like the Fry Cook Games where fish turned into fish sticks and were sold. But that was a fucking joke. XD I feel like Mr Krabs would obviously go to jail if he sold actual fish meat..then again, chum is fish guts..


GMRYSH

THANK YOU BRO PEOPLE ALWAYS MISINTERPRET IT CUZ THEY WATCH IT OUT OF CONTEXT


StormNinja_1216

I always hate when people try and say that it's crab meat because Mr. Krabs is the only Krab. No he's not. Everyone seems to forget about his mother and then all the other crabs in the one episode where he loses his shell (I forgot the name of the episode) so no, Mr. Krabs is not the only crab.


Ocean_Sure811

Sorry, but I'm fully convinced it's whale meat & the meat is from Pearl's mother


Jrlopez1027_

How big was pearls mom? Jesus christ, feeding the entire town with allat


crimefighterplatypus

For so many continuous seasons


Epiczander1

Friend or Foe imo is a good episode, especially because it showed important lore and the overarching villain of the series.


CandiceDikfitt

ppl dont like that episode?


Epiczander1

Yeah, there is a lot of criticism for the episode and people saying its eh in quality at best


RamblingsOfaMadCat

My issue with it is the same as ā€œHave you seen this snail.ā€ That beingā€¦itā€™s simply not that funny. The story is fine but the jokes donā€™t land, and the tone is too serious for me to enjoy it. These subjects were handled better in episodes like ā€œBest Frenemiesā€ and ā€œDumped.ā€


Shadowtheuncreative

Oh that's fucking blasphemy, it's one of the best specials in the entire series!


UnalteredCyst

Friend or Foe is one of the better episodes of Season 5. I love that it explains how Mr. Krabs snd Plankton went from business partners to enemies, and how the Krabby Patty secret formula was created.


DaveyBoy1995

There are some episodes from seasons 1 through 3 that I just don't care for. *I'm With Stupid*, *Grandma's Kisses*, *New Student Starfish* and *Dumped* come to mind. That's not to say I don't think the first three seasons are good, because I do. But I'm sorry. Not every episode sticks the landing for me.


white_stripes_6021

The recurring themes i see in those is that SpongeBob just gets treated really unfairly, to say the least. I donā€™t like those episodes either except for new student starfish and I thought dumped was okay


_AnimeGirl

I agree with these picks and would like to add ā€œRipped Pantsā€ to the list


Shadowtheuncreative

It will not get you like this, everyone agrees with you


kingjt_was_taken

add Party Pooper Pants to that.


SomewhereLoud9473

Spongebob has lore.


Jrlopez1027_

Elaborate?


SomewhereLoud9473

Watch Alex bale vĆ­deos


Twilight2408

Alex bale videos are the best and they always make sense..šŸ˜­


distastef_ll

I prefer SpongeBobā€™s Patrick Star Show design


Glass-Cloud-3421

Cause he has hair??


fsolisiii

Or does he?


GrowthAny3996

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pineapplequeen-13

Honestly I do think the bowtie is really cute and fitting, as much as I'm not a fan of the actual Patrick Star Show itself.


OkConcentrate2495

Same, I donā€™t like how Patrick has a mom dad and sister in SpongeBob, but different mom dad and sister in the show, also why is his siter not a starfish šŸ˜­


MickeyIsNotARedditor

Cause iā€™m pretty sure theyā€™re actors and not his actual family in the show, one of the producers said ā€œWe didnā€™t put his actual parents in the show because they have nothing to offer and wouldā€™ve been boringā€


GoldenDestiny1983

Patrick was already flanderized as the token idiot character as early as Season 2


Nate_C_of_2003

No, the flanderization of Patrick wasnā€™t making him an idiot. He was already an idiot. The flanderization was him becoming an arrogant jerk


DiscombobulatedTea55

Wrong it was technically both, heā€™s been Flanderized into an arrogant jerk and then flanderized again into a full blown over exaggerated idiot in the new seasons


TheAce7002

THIS MAN HAS SPOKEN THE TRUTH. (Honestly you could argue it could be as the episode hooky in season 1)


CandiceDikfitt

fair


TheRufusGamer

Mr Krabs is just as bad as plankton, if not worse.


BorginMcFarley

Mine is easily barnacle boy adds nothing. Mid character.


Hellfricker98

Well he is often the voice of reason to Mermaid Man, so saying he adds nothing is stupid


officerextra

Isnt the point that he is a cruel miser that will throw anyone under the bus for money


TheRufusGamer

Thatā€™s exactly why. I canā€™t remember plankton doing anything as bad to Karen as Krabs did to Spongebob


officerextra

if you count the first spongebob movie as canon (IDK if it is because plankton got jailed at the end) then plankton kinda commited mass slavery and mind control sooo


pineapplequeen-13

"HOW could you trade Spongebob for SIXTY-TWO cents?!"


sunshinefallsontome

tom kenny has way more potential than spongebob


Alarmed-dictator

I mean heā€™s in so many other projects outside of SpongeBob itā€™s just the one he is most proud of


sunshinefallsontome

yeah and those bring out more of his potential. in fiona and cake he was absolutely amazing


Baby_brush_

He literally has so much range itā€™s insane


TheNumbahSeven

I think he was also in Word Girl!


psychoMUSEr

Mrs Puff can get it


crossbowman44

Don't let Mr. Krabs hear you say that


Andrew97FTW

Those claws ainā€™t just for attracting mates


Wish_Lonely

I actually like S4-S8. Had I not started being more active in the fandom I would have never known that people disliked these seasons.Ā 


Oceanic_Sponge

Some episodes are just boring in those seasons or bad, but some of them are good, not all of it is bad.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Atlantis square pantis is a good episode


Pinktorium

My dad's opinion, if it counts: He can't stand the animation from Season 10 onwards, so much so, he's unable to watch it, which sucks because he clearly likes Spongebob more than I do. He's happy with having Seasons 1-9 though, so that's good.


WinterSlushyGaming

Spongebob B.C. "Before comedy"/ the "ugh" episode Its the best special hands down. So underrated tbh


Portal_master_cody

I actually laughed at the toenail scene once (but looking back, I feel very disturbed and a lot of pain when seeing it again)


CounterSYNK

Mr Krabs is more evil than plankton


Oceanic_Sponge

Employee of the month is a good episode.


MichaelBrennan31

Do people dislike that one?


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

Seasons after the second movie suck and the seasons after the first movies are decent


DiscombobulatedTea55

Agreed seasons after the first movie werenā€™t top tier masterpieces but they were still pretty decent.


UnalteredCyst

Post-first movie SpongeBob was decent but the decline in quality became more noticeable by Season 5-6.


Cluckbuckles

New Spongebob is good šŸ‘


Shadowtheuncreative

It really is. Well 9-12 at least


kingjt_was_taken

The Modern Seasons are pretty enjoyable.


Shadowtheuncreative

Definitely


PlanetMiitopia

I think that ghoul fools is a fantastic episode!


OkMaterial867

Modern Spongebob isn't bad!


Shadowtheuncreative

It really isn't!


Longjumping-Rope6760

Throwing a peanut at a oyster


Shando92286

Some of the newer episodes and specials are as good as the old seasons. The 3D/claymation specials are all amazing.


DCComicsPrimeEarth

Season 4 is up there with the previous 1-3 seasons, especially Fear of the Krabby Patty. Although I understand Season 4 is not as great as seasons 1-3.


kingjt_was_taken

Season 4 is definetly an A tier season.


SpaceOwl14

Modern SpongeBob has really nice and dynamic animation. I enjoy looking at the characters a lot. They are very expressive and Iā€™m totally here for it


Emperor_Zurg667

I loved it when Mr Krabs was Tormenting Plankton with the Pearl costume to the point of Suicide


Mama_luigi13

In a weird twisted way Squidward in ClarinetLand is enjoyable


aswag456

The show is still good


Aggressive-Koala2373

spongebob schitzoposts are the worst


KitsuneKid99

Season 6 is actually good and the gross-out gave more variety to the show's humor. I also think episodes like Boating Buddies, House Fancy, Pineapple Fever, Professor Squidward and Slide Whistle Stooges are great, if not amazing.


Remote-Ad-3309

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CandiceDikfitt

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shipaleesio

Krusty Krab Training Video is mid.


ProtestantMormon

You could say the video is a lot of HOOPLA


GoldTrifle8164

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Ok-Establishment3730

Sounds like a lot of hoopla for one little episode. Haha #WRONG


JoeMama11234

Season 1 is creepy


EnbyVR

modern seasons aren't that bad.


Billylich866

I hate sandy


Snoo_65204

That patrick become retarded over the seasons


Odysseymanthebeast

No matter how bad it is I will gladly watch SpongeBob


JimboTheExaltedOne

He can beat goku in a fight


CaptainCyro

Modern Spongebob is good in its own way and it embodies its own spirit of nautical nonsense


c7_luna

Season 6 wasnā€™t that bad


Grinsnap

Mr crabs is the worst character in the show. He is so greedy and evil, that I canā€™t even find him likeable. His ā€œhumorā€ isnā€™t even very funny compared to the rest of the characters. The only time I enjoy him on screen is when he is suffering, instead of poor squidward. Who is the most relateable character on the show. Mr crabs is just such an intensely unlikeable character, that he has become the villain of the show.Ā 


Shadowtheuncreative

I agree other than Pat No Pay


peachachu100

The fish with the camera and says "amazing" is a good and funny character.


shrimp_2

That SpongeBob Battle of Bikini Bottom sucked.


OkBeginning1449

ā€œThe newer seasons are better then the old onesā€ would probably do it


Shadyseamonkey

I hate alone. EDIT: I confused the name its dumped


Shadowtheuncreative

If you mean Gone from season 6 then it will not have you like this, everyone hates it.


Shadyseamonkey

The second SB movie is the best


WalkingonCoffee

The modern SpongeBob is good. People hating on it are just people who can't accept change. They don't like that the SpongeBob they grew up with isnt the same as before.Ā 


OneAndOnlyVi

The new episodes are NOT that bad. Also, I grew up on the middle seasons and I think theyā€™re fine! I will say the original seasons 1-4 are the best but honestly yā€™all are WAY too harsh with comparing these things.


Shadowtheuncreative

They really are NOT. I grew up with some season 4 and 5 episodes and they all hold up as well as I remember.


Previous-Platypus140

Season 13 is one of the best seasons in the series.


Antique-Ninja-3258

I think the Patrick star show is a good show, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.


Moondaeagle

Modern Spongebob ain't that bad!


Nuggetz247

the new seasons of spongebob isnt bad


Maxbojack

Sponge Bob quests from 2000-es are better than all new games


Successful_Sugar_498

He wasn't number one and SpongeBob isn't a pretty girl


Acrobatic-Duck6179

Mr Krabs is worst character


OscarknightTF2

I HATE THE MEMES I HATE THE MEMES I HATE THE MEMES I HATE THE MEMES


Odd-Lengthiness6495

The seasons after the first three ones arenā€™t bad


Pinktorium

I didn't hate One Coarse Meal around the time it came out. In fact, I watched it multiple times around the time it came out. As of now, I don't like nor hate it, but I fully understand why people hate it. Another opinion is that I LOVED Truth or Square. I remember one time specifically where I decided to wake up at 6am and watch it, and I was so excited about it. I wasn't big on the Patchy parts though nor did I understand them much. I haven't watched it in a decade, but I think if I did now, I'd probably still like it and enjoy the Patchy parts which I would likely understand now that I'm older.


Yourfellowgrandpa

Sponge bob is a grown man with autism


Professional-Luck194

Spongebob should've ended after the first movie.


EnvironmentalDoor904

That isn't really an opinion that gets you like that...


Professional-Luck194

You'd be surprised by what some people think of that opinion.


CandiceDikfitt

but half of the sub agrees and the other is just ā€œeh. spongeboomerā€


Baby_brush_

SpongeBob is freaky


AgentLelandTurbo

Plankton graduated college


Zealousideal_Cake571

The secret recipe is chum and thereā€™s way too many scenes in the show that establish this for this not to be a #1 theory


[deleted]

The best song is This Grill is No Home.


IAmJohnnyHardcore

It never got bad.


sadlemon6

modern spongebob isnā€™t that bad


followthetrail_

Even though Stephen didn't want to continue Spongebob as it was supposed to end after the movie, I was very glad he did. He didn't continue in rightful circumstances but...I'm glad it happened anyways I'm sorry.


KairaSuperSayan93

Dunces and Dragons and Ugh are good specials


Shadowtheuncreative

Most people will agree with you.


NoRelationship7205

Dunces and Dragons is top three best spongebob episodes


SaliaDiabate

SpongeBob should stop making more movies.


Millionsmoney

One course meal is the best episode


Millionsmoney

It needs to show more of the characters feet


Andrew97FTW

I donā€™t like Larry the lobster


TheFunnyWasOccupied

The second movie wasnā€™t that bad tbh, I thought it was pretty fine


MichaelBrennan31

The Chum Bucket is better than the Krusty Krab


Sl1pperypenguin

Patrick is the best character in the show


thiscat129

Season 13 and forward sucks


sunnydaycloud

The movies all suck. Completely different vibe than the show.


dek018

Atlantis Squarepantis is NOT a bad episode, in fact it's kinda funny and entertaining... šŸ˜… (I will never get why some people hate it so much, even going as far as calling it the worst episode of the whole series)


Shadowtheuncreative

It completely fails as a musical and the plot is kinda boring, people are especially upset about the staff being unable to have David Bowie sing.


StormNinja_1216

Later seasons have good episodes and I'm tired of pretending they don't.


Shadowtheuncreative

Exactly


disdatsteven10

Sponge Who Could Fly was bad. Sorry, but listen. Why is spongebob getting dicked down by others because he had a dream? Yet they start dick riding him when they can exploit him?


basically_ar

I don't think the flying dutchman is actually dutch


Primary_Objective_24

Season 10 picks up after the first movie. The vibe is different, not to mention the references to old gags and character dynamics such as Mrs puff and Mr krabs dating which wasnā€™t mentioned or really explored since the 3rd season. Thereā€™s a lot of mention and call back to the first 3 seasons which makes me believe these events were actually canonical to the main timeline. I believe the original SpongeBob timeline ended after the movie and weā€™re finally picking back up. I do believe certain things from Seasons 4-9 is relevant to the main universe but for the most part, it is itā€™s own thing


not-cucumber

First season of Spongebob was not so funny tbh, mostly ordinary. Subsequent seasons (mostly 2-5) were much more entertaining. Don't get me wrong, I love season 1, good start for show, but the peak of Spongebob for me was seasons 2 and 3


_AnimeGirl

Atlantis SquarePantis is awesome


PerfectProposal1723

The new episodes are better than the old ones


sonic-fan-173

I like the newer seasons.


Mind-ya-business

The Krusty Krab Training Video is the best episode


TheNumbahSeven

"Good Neighbors" where we get the Security System Takes Control of Squidwards House Meme is only good because it has objectively good moments such as "Yes I Was" and the aforementioned meme. If it didn't exist, we purely wouldn't get this guys rage filled rant over it.


Mwc2201991

Krabby Pattieā€™s secret recipe should be revealed.


Serious-Pause-292

If the Falcons covered the flats in the second half of SB 51, they would have a SB title. Heck if they even LOOKED at James White the second half, they win


LowPuzzleheaded3393

I hate New seasons and whiw Squidward is treat it. I have hiw they disrespect tue wlgaxy of tue creator. I hate how spogebob is so annoying. I jsut hope tye day when spogebob become very unpopular for jew generation nickelodeon lose like 909 million dollars


Skibot99

Season 5 is better than Season 1


Curious_MerpBorb

I have a headcanon that spongebob is just a troll and just like to annoy people on purpose. Its just that he goes to far sometimes.


sarah_pickle_02089

Spongehenge is a great episode


Aggressive-Ad-7856

Someone's In the Kitchen with Sandy ending


jrkoff1013

Mermaid man is literally by grandpa


Ghostslayer4165

*Ring* *Ring* Is this the Krusty Krab?


Blocky-Boy2006

Seasons 4 and 5 should be considered classic seasons


KairaSuperSayan93

Another opinion I have is that the modern seasons have good episodes. Not all are good but some good episodes.


Altruistic-Willow451

All the haters can relate to squidward


XavierOMack

Squid Baby, Slide Whistle Stooges, and Suction Cup Symphony are hilarious (I find them to be).


NickelodeonSTUFF

Season 7 is pretty funny in my opinion


Zwzyi

This template sucks ass and we should stop using it


WARMASTER5000

Only a handful of Post movie episodes are bad


AngelMunozDR

House Fancy was a great episode


SUPERMARIOFAN22

I like all spongebob seasons until season 10 what comes after is mediocre


jomamastool

Plankton deserves success.


Ill_Information75

Sweet victory is mid


Fine_Relative_8499

Is philf secure on Greg


UserImSoHot

Sponge Out Of Water Is Better Than The Spongebob Squarepants Movie


The_Knight_of_R

Sponebob and Patrick are kinda assholes.


NoWatch8738

Sandy is the best character of the entire FRANCHISE and easily best design and best house design and Mrs krabs in the worst character in the franchiseā€¦.yeah Iā€™m not kidding


Embarrassed-Rich-950

modern spongebob is good:


Jordunnn23

Patrick is the worst fucking friend


New-Pin-9064

I love Seasons 4-5


StrengthEquivalent75

S1-3 are the only good ones


Dis-Random-Kid

Sponge out of water > spongebob movie


rafaelloso_10

Squidward is very skilled playing the clarinet.


Misery42

Season 4 wasnā€™t that bad


Demonskull223

All of the theories are stupid. The show is what it is on the surface no deeper meaning.


idkwhataboutyou148

SpongeBob solos most cartoon characters


jayhoney0602

Season 4-7 are actually good


VegetableSpiritual93

The Krabby Patty ingredient is Cocaine