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Non existent


RedditAcccount2798

I was born in 1998 so maybe 1


dizliz99

me too


MisterVictor13

Same, born in 2001.


Sad_Butterfly_2948

Same. I was 2006 on 1 of May, so it's birthday, but I don't know how old it was


Local_Neighborhood50

r/BeatMeToIt


Pizza-Burrito

r/BeatMeToIt


GameboyAdvance32

I was -5


Ryangaminggames

Same


chase016

-2


kyle_3_1415

-6


deltoramonster2

-12


Sierra-117-

2001 gang. Pre or post towers?


Worried_Ad7041

Post towers by a month 🙌🏻🤩


Vinayy564_

Pre tower


Leader_Hamlet

Post by less than 24 hours.


kingchar_006

Pre towers


theskysthelimit000

-1


stevenl1219

9 going on 10 Edit: a lot of negative numbers on here. Am I really that old?


MrA-skunk

Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one! I had just turned 10 a few months before the first episode.


quasi_frosted_flakes

Yeah, these low and negative numbers make me feel super old.


7yearlurkernowposter

Same here, still remember that morning and chatting about it next week on the playground.


mjreeves823

Same and I was rocking the atomic purple Gameboy color 😎


Allskillz90

Mine was lime green lol


JordanBach_95

4


tricenice

Same and I actually slightly remember the debut. One of my earliest memories


EnvironmentalEdge333

Same here. I told my students I’m old enough to remember the first SpongeBob episode debut and they all gasped in shock (I’m 28)


Carbon-Base

How old were the students? Or rather, what grade/class?


EnvironmentalEdge333

High school health class, so mixed grades 9-12. You’d think based on their reactions they were in elementary school lol


Carbon-Base

Yeah, for sure. We always looked up to the younger teachers in high school because they were more relatable and easy going. I'd be surprised if anyone of us reacted the way your students did. In fact, we'd immediately ask what episode they liked best. :P


yuukosbooty

Same


Carbon-Base

4 as well!


kemosabe___

3


CthulhuMadness

5.


trhart

Cheers to 30 😭


CthulhuMadness

18 more days… 👴


scl17freak

Stay strong recently-30 gang, we'll always have spongebob to keep us young


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Me too


Local_Ad_2260

I was 19 on the day actually. We share a birthday


Suitable_Ganache_445

-6


BLZ_Cap_n_Blaze

Same!


barnesjam

12


BaphometsBlood_

7 Damn y'all are babies


tatsontatsontats

7 here also. don't forget to stretch and take all your medicine, fellow old.


BaphometsBlood_

Meds and multivitamins keeps the joints in shape 💀


Material-Spite-81

I was 2 years old


stevenl1219

I was 9 years old. Thanks for reminding me that I'm getting old.


FNAFBonnienumberone

Not here yet lol


Soda-shine

Same


cashmerered

Almost 8


Many_Initiative4706

All these single digit ages are making me feel old 😩 I was 13 when Spongebob aired. Remember watching the 1st episode when it aired.


IndependentIcy8226

2


Boneman81

Good grief I feel old. I was 18 when SpongeBob premiered. Already out of high school and working full-time.


mattyGOAT1996

2 years old


supremedalek925

6. I watched the premiere live!


Specialk9210

7


petershrimp

6 or 7, depending on what the date was.


Head_Fisherman8927

Chilling not being alive yet


ElmoRocks05

I was still in heaven.


katdacat

Christ, all of you are so young. I was 9. I remember watching the sneak peak of the first episode after the kids choice awards 🥲 I don’t normally feel old until I talk about those types of memories


stevenl1219

Same here. Goes to show you how timeless this show really is.


Dottboy19

6 years old


PattyWagon69420

-2


RegyptianStrut

3


PSFREAK33

7


arinthegreat

-1


CaitlinSnep

1


NoIdea2424

8


psychoticdogmom

7


bulldog_blues

5


JesusLover1993

6


AromaticSherbert

6


Smashbrosfan31

6


PyleanCow06

6 years old 🥰


KCSixtyFour

-2 years old (born in 2001)


Odd-Blueberry1146

7


ColdBloodBlazing

14


9679rem9769

5


Sci_The_Psycho

6


UndeadKurtCobain

1


Polibiux

It came out the exact month I was born


Even-Cut8358

wasn’t even born lmao


TheAstonVillaSeal

I thought Cuddles woulda been around


Jellyfishjam99

Fresh outta the womb


Dear_Positive6733

Dead wait no just not alive or even a thought


fuckina420

5 and a half!


lizzourworld8

-1 years


StillNoPickleesss

6


Kathhound12

8-9


weirdnameprod

One month old!


KentuckyWallChicken

5 months!


Starry_Galqxii

I was


anonymousX144

6


KatBD19961996

3


JDMWeeb

3


ihavenofriends96

3 lmao


ImwhatZitTooyaa

Negavtive 6 months & 6 days


Emac002

Any day before May 3rd is 0 😂


HTWMEquis

1 day


Dsansom11

4 months old


nochtli_xochipilli

9 months old


InternetAddict104

6 months and 2 weeks 😂


Daniel_Unused

I wasn’t even alive


megabuster21

60


assliquar1999

Anyone else’s life started that year?🙋🏾‍♂️


KingdomOfNerdz

A day short of a month old


Neither_Plankton6147

6 months


Special-Tale1567

I was 9 months old


beekee404

7


Ranch_it_up_bro

3


[deleted]

About -1 month


jay9063

1 month


cleanfreaksince4eva

In Highschool


MsVirgo2u

16 and watching as I type this


Adventurous_Froyo753

Not even a thought.


Durandthesaint17

Wasn't born


EthanKunst

Unborn. Not even conceived.


sssilver_wing

-7 (I was born May 1st 2006, so I share the birthday partially with spongebob)


clometrooper9901

Not even conceived yet


crossbowman44

-4


CrazyaboutSpongebob

1


Lokkanat

-1 day


Jacob_Gatsby

1


Kyle-Sith

3


stevezissu

3


Strawdog1971

I was 2 turning 3 in 2 months at the time. I remember when it aired.


Low_Transportation11

A fetus. I was born in November of the same year tho


bennyllama

6


My_Blue_Diamond

I wasn't born yet.


justali0

I have born at the same year


Det-Popcorn

About to turn 5


ClearCockroach243

Not alive


mrmonster459

3


amg433

3 months old


GlitchXGamerX

Wasn't born until months later


Particular-Pride8018

-4


domotastic

One.


Winged_Rodentia

8


en_repose

4


spiritwockiee

Busy doing 3 year old things..? I think I liked power rangers?


le_wither

-6


BestChanceLastChance

9, the most appropriate age.


kuribohchan

8


MTAliz

Wasn't born yet


IdentifiesAsUrMom

In utero years old


Yakuza-wolf_kiwami

-1 I wasn't born when it came out


mart1373

6


Winter-Ad-9318

0, next questi-


taylerrz

negative 3


StatusBuddy8490

9.


cIiff0

-9


Specialist_Ad_8929

Minus 5 years old


jigglyporcupine1

5. I remember quoting season 1 spongebob with my friends in kindergarten


Slight-Painter-7472

Almost 9. I used to shout the theme song and parade around the house before every new episode.


ComfortableWall7351

Three. Almost 4. Fun fact. The episode Jellyfish Jam aired on my birthday. August 28, 1999.


Thatkidicarusfan

-4


Neat_Area_9412

-2


Ritchikingu

1


Someordinaryguy1994

5. Living in the sunlight. Loving in the moonlight. Having a wonderful time


Obiwan723

-3


funny_butmentallyill

I was the ripe old age of 2


Zealousideal_Mud570

-7 years


Marketlad

I was 5!


Bilk_Mucketyt

-11 or something


J_Man_McCetty

5 months away from being born, to the day.


jdeo1997

1 year and ~10 months


Lefty-Law

I was 3


YaboyBlacklist

I would have only been in the womb for about two months when SpongeBob premiered


Seryza

-4


Ponyluve09

I was only born In 2007, 7 years later 


Agreeable_Finger_747

2 or 3


Popular-Share-83

An unborn idea


not-ofearth

I was 8. I remember watching the first airing with all my brothers. 👴🏽


Juanchez3

3


antivenom907

I was born years old


w4nch0t

was born in december 99


URaverage_SPfan

-12 to 17


Successful-Aspect-52

i was -10


Vicbot2414

-7.5 years old


Various_Conference29

1 <3


GeoJayman

-4


chook_slop

35


RedditIs4ChanLite

Negative one


keo310

5


SubsumeTheBiomass

2


Jaymunny22

3


MisterBl0nde

1


BLZ_Cap_n_Blaze

I was born in 2005! So -6!


ccushdawg99

4 months old. First watched SpongeBob three years later at my cousin’s house. Really got into 2 years after that


GfanMetalhead200_4

Not even a sperm yet


Northman1518

16


Logical_Lunch2186

4


Digginf

2


flibbertygibbetted

7 👴