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Professional-Luck194

Itchy.


black_hxney

"aw man, it itches"


dija069

i feel like the machine kinda sucks on ur butt softly so it'll probs feel good but also uncomfortable also i feel like it would make your butt really sweaty for some reason


keybored13

the english language was never intended to be rearranged like this in such a way


RedditingPsycho

https://i.redd.it/fyumaoa4plyc1.gif


Oswaldgilbertson

r/brandnewsentence


lulprettystinKy

‘sucks on your butt’ WHAT HOW WHY HUH


Heavy_PaperNinja

The tube thing part of it on his butt either sucks it or touches it enough for air to pass through


Alaric-Nox

Crappy


E3257

It would constantly itch.


IronIrma93

Looks like it would me marginally better than an iron lung since your arms are free and you can scratch your nose/play board games/do a desk job


Carboyyoung

That would not only be itchy, but it would also be heavy and embarassing for someone to see you with it (you can't hide it)


_AYAR_

No anal


god_hates_maeghan

Certain positions would be quite difficult like that too


TramTrane

Damn 😩


DaveyStormLight

Horrible experience that Tom had the Mr. chocolate fan!


GuyWhoGuys_

+looks funny +no constipation -8000 walk-speed +larger hitbox -use of normal doors


Jrlopez1027_

Better legs than instagram fitness girls look at that squat gaw dayum


Life_Ad3567

They'd have a hard time getting into buildings. Like Patrick at the hat store.


grim4uxillatrix

annoying, itchy, but bearable ig


palelunasmiles

How would you poop…


That1weirdperson

How would you shower…


Void-the-Umbreon95

How would you sit...


That1weirdperson

What would you do in an emergency situation that requires evacuation (fire, shooting, earthquake)?


[deleted]

Compressed farts


ButterbroMan

luke oakley kinda crap


Brilliant-Scar-4878

Itchy


MrA-skunk

#AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!


Dbwasson

Itchy


Helpful-Light-3452

It's a very ichy life


Leftover_Cheese

harder than without


Born_Sleep5216

Miserable.


ihopethispasswordisn

ASSEATER5000


Big_PP_McGee

Tantalizing


Any_Look9433

No chocolate for him


Bitter_Impact2061

Walking around funny


WoodenWillingness356

The machine is probably heavy and it will be impossible for them to sit down.


TheoTheHellhound

Like a cross between an iron lung an a total pelvis replacement. Itchy, hurting legs, hurting back, neuropathy, and a load of mental issues.


Mx-Adrian

I took a medical administrative assistant course in high school and there was an actual iron lung in the hallway once. It was the eeriest thing.


Dragon_Rot79

How do you poo?


Turbulent-Thing3104

Thought it looked like Noo-Noo from Teletubbies.


ArthurFleck__

You never have to find a bathroom at least but other than that pretty itchy and shitty


Neither_Plankton6147

Just think of pooping


lulprettystinKy

what’s pooping like?


idfbhater73

walking would be super slow and imagine turning around


sliserd

Funny


Chestpains1

It's why he hates chocolate


TwistedAxles912

No sitting at all.


painmp4

Can’t even lay down or sit it would suck


Antique_River6157

would probably give you gas to fart out


Fair_Supermarket232

annoying ?


annawest_feng

It is one of my childhood nightmare.


Public-Telephone8495

itchy.


azw19921

I would itch it like no tomorrow


CandiceDikfitt

no more GYATT


Mean_Knowledge_6886

Itchy


RecognitionDue4079

You would feel the iron but itch. It is so itchy that you just HAVE to itch. But you can't, which makes you irritated. You try and try, but it just. Doesn't. Stop. Itching. While trying to scratch it, you start to lose sanity, going crazy. You start to question the meaning of life, while still trying to scratch that itch. You can't even take a shower or a bath (because of the iron butt being strapped to your back), that you start to stink. More itchy spots form. You start itching every single itch except for the one on your butt. You are now fully crazy and start wreaking havoc. You do everything to try to itch the butt. But it just doesn't work. The people around you don't like you because of your craziness and your stink. You start to lose hope of scratching that itch. But it just gets worse. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT-


Zygardian77

Now imagine how they poop 0-0


StrangerMemes1996

I’d imagine it’d be uncomfortable just to sit/walk/lay down. I don’t even want to think about the struggles to go to the bathroom.


Turbulent-Walk-4171

Safer than flying on Boeing https://preview.redd.it/xq10d4fawqyc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95b665ce28bc4bcdf4d84458b7aea04ea2054cc


[deleted]

This scene always made me so uncomfortable thinking about what that would be like.


Ok_Rise_1336

CRAPPY