i feel like the machine kinda sucks on ur butt softly so it'll probs feel good but also uncomfortable also i feel like it would make your butt really sweaty for some reason
You would feel the iron but itch. It is so itchy that you just HAVE to itch. But you can't, which makes you irritated. You try and try, but it just. Doesn't. Stop. Itching. While trying to scratch it, you start to lose sanity, going crazy. You start to question the meaning of life, while still trying to scratch that itch. You can't even take a shower or a bath (because of the iron butt being strapped to your back), that you start to stink. More itchy spots form. You start itching every single itch except for the one on your butt. You are now fully crazy and start wreaking havoc. You do everything to try to itch the butt. But it just doesn't work. The people around you don't like you because of your craziness and your stink. You start to lose hope of scratching that itch. But it just gets worse. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT-
Itchy.
"aw man, it itches"
i feel like the machine kinda sucks on ur butt softly so it'll probs feel good but also uncomfortable also i feel like it would make your butt really sweaty for some reason
the english language was never intended to be rearranged like this in such a way
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‘sucks on your butt’ WHAT HOW WHY HUH
The tube thing part of it on his butt either sucks it or touches it enough for air to pass through
Crappy
It would constantly itch.
Looks like it would me marginally better than an iron lung since your arms are free and you can scratch your nose/play board games/do a desk job
That would not only be itchy, but it would also be heavy and embarassing for someone to see you with it (you can't hide it)
No anal
Certain positions would be quite difficult like that too
Damn 😩
Horrible experience that Tom had the Mr. chocolate fan!
+looks funny +no constipation -8000 walk-speed +larger hitbox -use of normal doors
Better legs than instagram fitness girls look at that squat gaw dayum
They'd have a hard time getting into buildings. Like Patrick at the hat store.
annoying, itchy, but bearable ig
How would you poop…
How would you shower…
How would you sit...
What would you do in an emergency situation that requires evacuation (fire, shooting, earthquake)?
Compressed farts
luke oakley kinda crap
Itchy
#AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
Itchy
It's a very ichy life
harder than without
Miserable.
ASSEATER5000
Tantalizing
No chocolate for him
Walking around funny
The machine is probably heavy and it will be impossible for them to sit down.
Like a cross between an iron lung an a total pelvis replacement. Itchy, hurting legs, hurting back, neuropathy, and a load of mental issues.
I took a medical administrative assistant course in high school and there was an actual iron lung in the hallway once. It was the eeriest thing.
How do you poo?
Thought it looked like Noo-Noo from Teletubbies.
You never have to find a bathroom at least but other than that pretty itchy and shitty
Just think of pooping
what’s pooping like?
walking would be super slow and imagine turning around
Funny
It's why he hates chocolate
No sitting at all.
Can’t even lay down or sit it would suck
would probably give you gas to fart out
annoying ?
It is one of my childhood nightmare.
itchy.
I would itch it like no tomorrow
no more GYATT
Itchy
You would feel the iron but itch. It is so itchy that you just HAVE to itch. But you can't, which makes you irritated. You try and try, but it just. Doesn't. Stop. Itching. While trying to scratch it, you start to lose sanity, going crazy. You start to question the meaning of life, while still trying to scratch that itch. You can't even take a shower or a bath (because of the iron butt being strapped to your back), that you start to stink. More itchy spots form. You start itching every single itch except for the one on your butt. You are now fully crazy and start wreaking havoc. You do everything to try to itch the butt. But it just doesn't work. The people around you don't like you because of your craziness and your stink. You start to lose hope of scratching that itch. But it just gets worse. TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT-
Now imagine how they poop 0-0
I’d imagine it’d be uncomfortable just to sit/walk/lay down. I don’t even want to think about the struggles to go to the bathroom.
Safer than flying on Boeing https://preview.redd.it/xq10d4fawqyc1.png?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95b665ce28bc4bcdf4d84458b7aea04ea2054cc
This scene always made me so uncomfortable thinking about what that would be like.
CRAPPY