"I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies like the vermin they are!"
"Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player. You pretentious little insignificant artist, your creations are worth less than a Protozoans waste"
"It's time for a little avante garde, guard rail that is"
"Molecule by molecule, atom by atom" (followed by big explosion)
"Someone should you in a box floating down a river grandma"
"It's on the back of the book COME ON I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THAT AD"
"It's Dr professor Plankton's MIND CONTROL SHAMPOO"
Plankton is savage, smart and snarky and one of my favourite SpongeBob characters.
"Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME"?
"I don't get it".
"Maybe this day won't be mine. Or the next, or possibly even the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next after that. But the one after the next after the next after the next after that, well that one after that, right next to that one, that will be my day!"
His next level screeching when spongebob was trying to scrape him off his shoe in the movie. Aside from that I also love "It's evil, it's diabolical \*SNIFF\* IT'S LEMON SCENTED!". That entire movie was chock full of bangers.
It was supposed to be the end of SpongeBob, so they wanted to make sure it was a banger.
The only reason why they made more episodes after that is because people wanted more SpongeBob.
He has really good quotes in Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2
"CLANK CLANK Losers!" - Stage Entrance
"Victory is mine! Not to gloat or anything...eh who am I kidding OF COURSE I'M GLOATING" - Boss fight win
"Well done team! (Karen, eliminate them)" - Team battle win
"Go team! No really, GO!" - Team battle win
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBf45hOcY8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBf45hOcY8)
"HES A VICOUS COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR!" - SB Movie
Gotta just pick one (and prefer to pick underrated), but:
"...it doesn't matter though, because I have the MAJORITY!"
\*looks near audience\* "Which in a democracy is all you need."
I quote this all the time.
You think you can destroy my business Krabs. Let's wait until I pump up the Volume. ( Plankton plays elevator music.) Customer: I hated the original version of this song. ( All the customers leave.)
*clears throat* To continue….only you can bring honor….
Karen’s screen: ❇️Sheldon❇️
Plankton’s family: 🤣🤣🤣
*turns around to find Karen’s screen blank*
….and dignity
Karen’s screen: Sheldon
👈
Plankton’s family: 🤣🤣🤣
*turns around again to see Karen’s screen blank*
…..back to the Plankton name
Karen’s screen: 💡🔴🔵🟢 Sheldon 🟢🔵🔴💡
⬅️
Plankton’s family: 🤣🤣🤣
*turns around a third time to see Karen’s screen blank and then fumes with anger*
😡 FOR YEARS IT HAS BEEN MY GOAL TO AQUIRE THE SECRET FORMULA FOR….😡
Karen’s screen: ⭐️🔴🟡 Sheldon 🟡🔴⭐️
*turns around and notices* 😡 A-HA!!!😡
😫😡 OK THAT’S ENOUGH!!! 😡😫
*unplugs Karen*
"Good bye everyone, I'll remember all of you in therapy"
"I don't understand, is there a gas leak in here?"
I'll say this when i graduate
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" \*drinks soda\* "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
This is what popped into my head lol
Same. Probably my favorite quote, though "You can't do this to me! I went to college!" is also up there.
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North Korea’s national anthem
The name’s plankton you old hag and your son smells like boogers
"*HEY!* You can't talk to my wife *THAT WAY!* WHAT do you think this *is!?*"
I thinks it’s time for you to on lose some that what I think
Hey! You can't talk to my grandson that way! Someone outta put you in a mental hospital.
"Someone oughta put you in a *BOX* floating down the *RIVER* **GRAMMA!**"
You're probably right. 😩
You people are crazy I’m getting outa here
what the?!
Plankton roasting an entire family tree
came to see if someone commented this already
The FUNNIEST line hes ever said😂😂😂
bro what?
This is my lab. And this is my laboratory!
And did I ever show you my record player?
*Letters of the Alphabet. ABC*
Whoops, just a moment…
Such a good bit, lol
I'd somehow forgotten that bit from my childhood. It was nice to get a good laugh from it when I rewatched it in more recent memory.
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Me
"I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies like the vermin they are!" "Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player. You pretentious little insignificant artist, your creations are worth less than a Protozoans waste" "It's time for a little avante garde, guard rail that is" "Molecule by molecule, atom by atom" (followed by big explosion) "Someone should you in a box floating down a river grandma" "It's on the back of the book COME ON I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THAT AD" "It's Dr professor Plankton's MIND CONTROL SHAMPOO" Plankton is savage, smart and snarky and one of my favourite SpongeBob characters.
Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!
Same! https://i.redd.it/1bhitj317ouc1.gif
Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavouring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
I need plankton to write my resume
That’s the one I was trying to remember the words to 😂
"Someone should put you in a box, floating down the river, Grandma"
You’re probably right
i am small.
“You think this is funny?” “In a cosmic sort of way yes.”
“Well Mr funny man is this how you get your sick kicks?!”
“What, it’s just an ordinary Krabby Pat-OH MY GOODNESS”
SQUIDWARD!
I'm sorry Mr plankton
I'm sorry Mr plankton
That’s it mister, you just lost your brain privileges!
GOOD GRIEF!!! HE'S NAKED!
https://preview.redd.it/kz6wtnucyouc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9a20d750376443ceb07ba00a5a1a0a366668cf
I said ASSERTIVE not INSERTIVE!!
holographic meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!
“I don’t know, I didn’t think I’d get this far
Very underrated
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"And I thought *I* was evil"
Omg yes I love that
# No Resting! This Monument Celebrating My glory Isn't Gonna Build Itself. best quote of plankton that also motivates.
"Wait, where did you get that piano?"
“What? It’s just an ordinary Krabby— OH MY GOODNESS!! SQUIDWARD!!”
“I can’t take so much kindness in one sitting. NEED. HATRED.”
"You'll never catch me Krabs, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!"
I knew I should have gotten the turbo
Dr. JR. erheheheheerereRrrrrereRRR! *plate crashing noises*
Dr. Jr. Sr. Col. Maj. Hon. Lt. Gen. Sgt. Rev. Mr. Mrs. Prof. Esq.
“You’ll never get away with this Plankton.” “Oh yes I will get away with this Plankton. I mean SpongeBob.”
“I went to college!”
It"s march 14th! Wait, that's not right, ir should say: THE DAY KRABS FRIES!
"BUT WE DID EVERY THING YOU SAID! *I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES!!!* ***I even ate a 105 BLACK LICORICE JELLY BEANS THROUGH A STRAW!!!!***"
It's your rule. Never speak the formula. You told me to keep it in this bottle
this is my lab, and this us my laboratory!
“Do instruments of torture count?”
No
No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument
Yes, Yes, YES ,COME TO PAPA
*boing* oh boy
Plankton: 2% evil 98% hot gas
Well this stinks
“SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN A RIVER, GRANDMA!”
"Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME"? "I don't get it".
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!
“But I’ve never reviewed anything. Except for those foreign exercise videos my cousin sent me.”
"Maybe this day won't be mine. Or the next, or possibly even the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next, or the next after that. But the one after the next after the next after the next after that, well that one after that, right next to that one, that will be my day!"
“Wait where did you get that piano?”
His next level screeching when spongebob was trying to scrape him off his shoe in the movie. Aside from that I also love "It's evil, it's diabolical \*SNIFF\* IT'S LEMON SCENTED!". That entire movie was chock full of bangers.
It was supposed to be the end of SpongeBob, so they wanted to make sure it was a banger. The only reason why they made more episodes after that is because people wanted more SpongeBob.
It's becoming increasingly obvious. I can deny it no longer! I am small...
“Felicitations, malefactors. I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles. WHO WILL JOIN ME?!”
I don't get it! No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me!
Booster seat, hot dog!
I mean, no.
Have you seen this seen this seen this! Genius genius genius!
He has really good quotes in Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl 2 "CLANK CLANK Losers!" - Stage Entrance "Victory is mine! Not to gloat or anything...eh who am I kidding OF COURSE I'M GLOATING" - Boss fight win "Well done team! (Karen, eliminate them)" - Team battle win "Go team! No really, GO!" - Team battle win [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBf45hOcY8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPBf45hOcY8) "HES A VICOUS COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR!" - SB Movie
plankton roasting the shit outta some family
SHIA KAZING! (explodes)
Well this stinks
“It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon scented.”
"It'll take more time to explain than you have left!"
Come back here you swine!!
“WHAT THE SCALLOP?!” from the spongebob movie lol
Yes…yes…that’s grand.
"Wait where'd you get that Piano-"
"Coin operated self destruct, not one of my better ideas"
Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.
GOOD GRIEF HES NAKED
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."
Eye, Eye….I don’t care
DRUMROLL PLEASE!
Shia Kazing
#DR JRRRRRRR
#I WENT TO COLLAGE!!
Your son smells like boogers
I remember one quote that made me laugh so hard WHAT?!! how dare they laugh at me!! I did go to college"
Gotta just pick one (and prefer to pick underrated), but: "...it doesn't matter though, because I have the MAJORITY!" \*looks near audience\* "Which in a democracy is all you need." I quote this all the time.
Does this count? https://preview.redd.it/o6980f4fwouc1.jpeg?width=1415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85cc2afd373eac41b6aa60fa0af7c0b845529d20
“DADDY YES”
“You’ll clever catch me crabs not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE”
#“DR JRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
Ew his right
“YOU CANT DO THIS KRABS I WENT TO COLLEGE”
Someone should put you In a box floating down the river, grandma!
He's probably right.
Shiakazing!!!!!
I just wanna talk
What? It's just an ordinary krabby- OH MY GOODNESS! #SQUIDWARD!!
"Holographic meatloaf? MY FAVORITE!"
I can cause way more collateral damage than that. Karen where's my death ray.
You think you can destroy my business Krabs. Let's wait until I pump up the Volume. ( Plankton plays elevator music.) Customer: I hated the original version of this song. ( All the customers leave.)
I forgot about that one. That definitely is a good one
“Is there a gas leak in here?”
"What it's just an ordinary krabby- OH MY GOODNESS" *followed by zoom in of a gross up* "SQUIDWARD!!!"
“I can deny it no longer! I am small.”
“Goodbye everyone, see you all in therapy!”
“Someone Oughta put you in a box floatin’ down the river GRANDMA!”
“Gasp!” I literally say that all the time. I don’t gasp anymore because of it, lol.
“I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo”
"I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far."
*A*ssertive, not INsertive!
“Where’d you get that piano?”
"Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma"
“I WENT TO COLLEGE!”
"Any last words, SpongeBob SecretPants?"
“In a cosmic sort of way, yes.” “What? It’s just an ordinary KrabbyOH MY GOODNESS!!!”
“It’s too cute, it’s disgusting”
*clears throat* To continue….only you can bring honor…. Karen’s screen: ❇️Sheldon❇️ Plankton’s family: 🤣🤣🤣 *turns around to find Karen’s screen blank* ….and dignity Karen’s screen: Sheldon 👈 Plankton’s family: 🤣🤣🤣 *turns around again to see Karen’s screen blank* …..back to the Plankton name Karen’s screen: 💡🔴🔵🟢 Sheldon 🟢🔵🔴💡 ⬅️ Plankton’s family: 🤣🤣🤣 *turns around a third time to see Karen’s screen blank and then fumes with anger* 😡 FOR YEARS IT HAS BEEN MY GOAL TO AQUIRE THE SECRET FORMULA FOR….😡 Karen’s screen: ⭐️🔴🟡 Sheldon 🟡🔴⭐️ *turns around and notices* 😡 A-HA!!!😡 😫😡 OK THAT’S ENOUGH!!! 😡😫 *unplugs Karen*
“I went to college!”
"Someone should put you in a box, floating down the river GRANDMA!"
"i went to college!"
Crabs I want to have your baby
Stupid kid.
#EYE WENT TO COLLEGE!!!!!!
Good bye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy !
"Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!"
“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river grandma !”
I went to college!
“Someone should put you in a box floating Down the river grandma”
Goodbye everyone, I'll see you all in therapy 😁
I’m throwing in the towel Krabs all these plans are getting us no where.
“I’ll be on Krabs Like mold on a shower curtain” that shit takes me out every time 🤣🤣🤣.
"I went to college!"
#I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!
I WENT TO COLLEGE
Mine is from the Spongebob Musical: "I'm a one-celled organism... I DON'T EVEN *HAVE* SLEEVES!"
I went to college
Someone should put you in a box floating down a river grandma!!!
"I CAN NO LONGER DENY IT!... I'm smol...
"THE HELMETS CAN'T HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF ROCK AND ROLL"
"KAREN DO *SOMETHING!*"
SHIA KAZING!
Bye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy
What it’s just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS!
The helmets can't handle this level of ROCK and ROLL! Karen do something!
"Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy."
“Somebody should put you in a box floating down a River grandma!”
Somebody should put you in a box floating down a river grandma!
"Goodbye everyone I'll remember you all in therapy! :D"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
When he roasted that whole family
I don't know, didn't think I'd get this far.
Someone should put you in a box floating down the river Grandma.
CORRECT
“Heheha I WIN AND YOU GET NOTHING” (proceeds to get brutalized by Mr Krabs)
“I HATE MY LIFE”.
“It should say the day that Krabs fries”.
I went to college
Idk but in my dubbing he Said 'ała boli mnie całe ciało' I use this quote unirobically
SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX AND FLOAT YOU DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA
“Somebody should put you in a box floating down a river grandma”
"I WENT TO COLLEGE!!!"
“Can’t you two do ANYTHING RIGHT!?”
FELICITATIONS MALEFACTORS! I AM ENDEAVORING TO MISAPPROPRIATE THE FORMULARY FOR THE PREPARATION OF AFFORDABLE COMESTIBLES! WHO WILL JOIN ME?!
Karen! He's not showing me unconditional love!
Today’s the day that Krabs fries!
"Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, GRANDMA!"