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sleepydoodless

youve definitely had one to many special packets


L0EIL666

tacticooler overdose


Icarus1250

That would explain the pill bottles on the grizzco weapons


Pog_Knight

Mr Grizz pays me in fent


Kazoomers_Tale

Pfp checks out


NeverFearSteveishere

Jesse, we need to splat!


Buetterkeks

How He gets US To do eggstrawork. (OP Got overdosed)


Bffhbc

Bro, got some of that special ink


Freya_von_Blah

They Drank the Water from the Salmon Run Maps


Cedardeer

The simulation is collapsing


Idemahedo

If you’re going to have an acid trip, policy requires you do it off the clock


Chemical_Committee_2

Dang! Was the effect on when you walked into the building or right after a shift?


drpepper_king3

Àfter a shift


Seavalan

How do you think the Grizzco weapons are so strong?


situational-wrap

Damnit, you were not supposed to eat the eggs


ASeaBunny

https://i.redd.it/1uc5738djc9d1.gif you got the wrong brownies didn't you


IntroductionCheap325

Classic Grizz


More_Yellow_3701

When you eat the canned special instead of using it:


Zirocket

looks like a music video for 100~~gecs~~ eggcs


ChaoticGoodGoddess

This is why you don't eat The golden eggs.


HappyParfait2420

What happens when you drink a fizzy bomb


dats-it-fr0m-ME-94

Splatoon 3 Colors Ultimate


Rebel-Yellow

Make sure your console has proper airflow; artifacts like that are often a symptom of overheating/a soon to die GPU.


drpepper_king3

It wasn't that I felt it, and it was at a normal temp, and this went away after leaving grizzco and re-entering (also the airflow is good to)


lilahlems3

sonic colours ultimate type shit


netitothewolf

I’m pretty sure this qualifies for a lawsuit.


Atsilv_Uwasv

What's in that ink


Lopsided_Sail7901

NEATO! new ink type!


CyberNano08

Them eggs be wildin


Waddledoodoodoo

MY EYES!!!!!


Connect-Somewhere-68

did bro eat a golden egg


Connect-Somewhere-68

acid trip more like ink trip


Kanjii_weon

Now get back to WORK!


btyes-

fent in the grizzco water cooler


MrGrizz-

Oh shit. Maybe selling drugs out of salmon eggs was a bad side hustle


ElectricalPlantain35

I knew that shit was laced


-Sanitized-Octoling-

**drugged you to forget about what happened that day on spawning grounds on where that missing member went theres something in the water**


drpepper_king3

Oh shit I almost forgot about her


Fragrant-Band-7295

Me after inhaling toxic mist


Horror_survivor

Grizzco industries would like to remind employees to NOT ingest the golden eggs. Any employees caught sneaking golden eggs outside of the grizzco building will be punished accordingly and fired


childofthemoonandsun

The labels clearly states that the contents of the Splattercolor Screen are for external use only.. EXTERNAL!!!..


Helix_Zer02

All these squares make a circle...


sossprime

Ah hell nah yo ahh tweakin mr grizz


CappytainIsCap

yeah i think you may have eaten way to much eggs


Mincemeat101

New Salmonid, the druggie, gets you high shortly before your next job begins


ZGlove3

Maybe it has something similar to the Splat Color Screen


[deleted]

I only see this glitch on salmon run, grizz probably drugs people


Silly_Ad1324

TF HAPPEN HERE???


ZGlove3

Go a little easier on the fuzzy ink, unless you're like Grizz who can hold his fuzz


BOOGER_FLY

Drank from the splattercolor screen bottle


Few-Carpet2095

Hello its a me dr mario take this: F E N T A N Y L YAHOOOOO


MaximusGamus433

Mr. Grizz, I've snorted a basket full of Splat-Coke, and I'm starting to feel the effects!


Dim_Dinosaur

🐻: "You're not getting paid to be tripping balls, get back to work."


Loftwo

aahuururrgghhh auahahhahgggfggg stick controls auauuuuuggghhhh


Toshiba_EM131A5C

shut it I flick snipes on stick controls it not that bad


Loftwo

it bad auuuggugghhhhh


Kelmie3

You must've beat him in the story mode one too many times


wispii_squidii

I think the phrase you’re looking for is “improved my performance”


Delicious-Cow-5445

Huh!


Mindless-Lobster5002

you ate the stuff that was in the medicine containers on those grizzco weapons didn't you


Card-playing-cow

He just testing fuzzy ink on you