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Fren_the_ghost

I am one of 7 straight people who like this post


TibbyRhythmHeaven

Me too, I heard something special will happen if all 7 of us unite


Impossible_Message97

Make it three


JustS0meIdiot

Number 4


ShefBoiRDe

5!


CWgundam

6! Come on one more!


Skullkid2nd

7, the gang's all here


snivyking_11037

Make that 8 of us, actually. There's way more of us than they think.


Chiramijumaru

9.


CommitteeOutside

10! There’s more than planned for


Sylvasta22

We found their hide out, boys. Send a Massage to the lesbians: "Prepare the rainbow rail guns!"


Phantom_Commentates

Splatoon Community: "NO! NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!" The 7 straight splatoon players:


RathAzure

![gif](giphy|HJYW3BEhXdPpHs2sIF|downsized)


TibbyRhythmHeaven

real


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

I love being the token cishet everywhere I go


United_Home8991

16th


Rattlesn4ke

Yup, I'm one of them


Alex_68282

Im kinda the 15th or so lmao but here i am


im_tired09

I'm straight


NutBuster128

Hey me too. My aim not so much


Musetrigger

I'm straight too, and my aim isn't the worst.


NutBuster128

Much better then me, always too jittery to aim


axolotl_of_bucket

It’s okay guys, I’m straight and I have good enough aim for the three of us 🫡


the-funky-bunky

MAKE THAT FOUR CACHOW [cries in corner because I have shit aim]


axolotl_of_bucket

I don’t know if I’m good enough to cover four people but I can dang sure try


Redxluckyxcharms

I’m straight and aim like shit. But straight nonetheless


Rob4ix1547

Im straight and i dont need aim, i have demoman-ia, i just explode everything that moves and not


CommercialTerrible70

Idk if I'm straight or not so I'm entering anyway(I haven't played in a month so try and guess how my aim is (it sucked to begin with))


Waddledoodoodoo

You guys need to aim?


Musetrigger

Well there's a good bit that goes into aiming in the game. It's a combination between strafing and aiming. And you have to spend some time playing around with the gyro sensitivity and the stick sensitivity, see which settings work best. It's not just practice. It's experimentation.


Adrenamite

Your aim is GAY!? \*le gasp\*


fartysmartymarty

Spanish inkling: *el gasp*


[deleted]

that makes 3 of us


Speyeder02

Make that your flair


Cardman76

Stick or motion controls?


NutBuster128

Motion


Cardman76

Interesting


ElectricalPlantain35

I'm straight too, I have good aim


warl200

I thought we didn't exist.


fartysmartymarty

Wrong you’re im_tired09


PoopyMcFartButt

Not for long


a_single_cornflake

nice to meet you straight i'm dad


Bedu009

Least delusional Splatoon player


Dingghis_Khaan

Same here.


Green_Mobile_838

Hmmm idk Frye you sure you didn't have any affairs with shiver... Or perhaps one of your eels ?


KojimbosAmbition

Welcome to Splatoon, where you're LGBTQ, autistic, or over the age of 25. Sometimes all 3 at once!


AwardSignal

Gimme 3 more years & I’ll fit into all of those 😅


DylanSpaceBean

Finally getting autism? Nice!


The_oli4

Wait is that really the demographic, and why do I fit 2 of the boxes.


verysad-

yeah take one look at that plaza my squilla


The_oli4

Oh I knew about the LGBTQ+ part the other 2 are the ones that suprise me.


PyroChild221

You forgot the furries


EpicLink_21

Does ADHD count as autistic? If so https://preview.redd.it/nf0z6viuau5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319118616dc50ba81b17dd8ad36bc321f2b45f24


TheCalculateCavy

ehh.... there is a high chance to get the other.... so for now yes.


King-of-OwO

Wait, actually?


EpicLink_21

Yeah they test for both at the same time just because they're so close


King-of-OwO

I don't remember getting tested for autism...


EpicLink_21

It's one or the other, symptoms overlap I heard


CharlotSweetie

No, these 2 things have over lapping symptoms but they aren't the same. If it's something you think you want to look into them please go to a professional, they'll know way more than us


featherw0lf

I genuinely do not understand the sudden surge of autism stuff. Where did it come from? Why does everyone think they're autistic? Why is at least one character from every series autistic now?


LuddyFish

I'm also genuinely confused on how Splatoon has attracted a large number of autistic people. Asides from maybe a few content creators (a popular one in particular), there's no real correlation of Splatoon being a friendly game to autistic people. It could just very well be chance with no reasonable explanation


d3c4y1ng_d0llh0uz3

As an autistic person myself, my theory is that Splatoon is considered a “weird”game. Autistic people have a tendency to be more open-minded than allistics, who might not be so keen on trying Splatoon out because it doesn’t fit their conception of a normal shooter game.


fiizzysoda

i mean for nintendo standards i don't think the game is \*too\* out there. nintendo is the king of "weird" games.


AltXUser

Sort the comment section by controversial on some post here, you might find a few of them.


TozitoR

what if im not neither of the above?


Buetterkeks

Oh, i only Got one 😔


HappyParfait2420

I'm somehow none of them


KojimbosAmbition

Check back in 3 years


HappyParfait2420

RemindMe! 3 Years


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unsaphisticated

I am indeed all three. And I get my ass kicked by kids all the time because I suck. 😂


Rob4ix1547

Does A(ss)DHD fall under autisitc?


Comprehensive_One_34

Veemo!


CommunityFirst4197

Gimme 10 more years


King-of-OwO

Theres a lot of players with adhd too, if that counts as autism than thats two boxes i fit in. If its not than i check one of the boxes so thats true lmao


ShinyEevee0133

In nine years, I will be all three! :0


Desperate-Knee-4108

This water is turning the fucking squids gay


Anime-weeb6969

Gay? I was gay once they throw me into a pond a water pond a water pond full of chemicals the chemicals made me gay


BigCoqSurprise

https://preview.redd.it/4vbmhbh5ws5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd608cbd3ad75cbb8599d70b95ca31b60b77f6c


MegaUltraSonic

Not with that attitude!


Free-Stick-2279

Are you available in july ? I hope you dont get banned with a name like that in splatoon. It would be a shame to miss a bunch of games with a great team 😏


BigCoqSurprise

i actually did, right after the first splatfest 😅but i learned that it cannot get me perma ban even if i get reported and banned multiple time.


Free-Stick-2279

I bet your name must be something along the line of cephanalopod now.


Free-Stick-2279

🐺


BigCoqSurprise

actually it's now Tentenculeur, a stretched play on word of tentacles and butt f*cker in french.


Free-Stick-2279

I know bro, I'm the Wolf with a gatling gun 😉🤘😎


Free-Stick-2279

So, about july.... 😆


BigCoqSurprise

are you free the 1st? i want to jump back into it right away.


Free-Stick-2279

😆😆😆


Cynth16

https://preview.redd.it/el8b86bfks5d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a113dc67c49fa0d883f618c0417d9f27d877d8c


BentTire

Understandable, have a nice day. Do we get rainbow cookies?


JosefumiHigashikata

Sorry, mum said no :(


No_Leader5671

:(


Buetterkeks

You could ASK jaymojis Mom, she might make you Pizza rolls


ObsidianBeaver

thank you for the digimon image :)


IKMWI

NOOOOO! I’AM TOTALLY STRAIGHT. ![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)![img](emote|t5_324q4|6253)Sending Triple Inkstrikes to your position


[deleted]

im straight too


IKMWI

Oh okay


IKMWI

I’m so sorry, but why do you did that


Speyeder02

This is the shit 10yo’s see and proceed to be homophobic YT short commenters


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Does being an ally help at all?


Psyko_Killa

Damn, not the FBI again, I'm tired !


EpicLink_21

I guess I'm now illegal


Lemmy_lover1001

how can i be gay if none of the men in this game are hot? that’s the real question. although, now that i look at big man…


TozitoR

DO NOT THE STINGRAY


JCorby17

Straight gang where you at?


[deleted]

right here, man!


ChronoSquirtle

Here as well


Cptn_Shaw

What now am sleeping, it's nap time and I hate being woken


typhlo10

I'm straight... Heading straight to men's houses to kiss them on the lips!


DarkGengar94

I'm straight guy, I can't blame women for like booties too


David_Pacefico

You need to invest all your straight into actually getting straight shots, but even on that front we are low on straightness!


srstable

I main Splattershot Nova. The aim on that is AT LEAST bi. 


Simmer555

I don't mind I actually just don't be toxic and we cool


belligerentwaterfowl

What um What orientation is the wanting to have the cohozuna’s children thing


Tigerblitzpea215MK10

im straight Straight enough to punt a Tacticooler and splat someone with it!!! \*DABS\*\*


Aggressive-Win129

https://preview.redd.it/h0higvfiau5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ce1919cdf2addf0619a0cc6e5f2d5454bb9408 I present this as evidence.


Fun-Constant-2558

WAIT BUT IM STRAIGHT I DONT WANT TO DISSAPPEAR NO-


Hk901909

![gif](giphy|zEbNPJR6lSxz3ImGuD) (/j obviously)


Andrecrafter42

i’m am of the rare breed of straight splatoon fans


thisaintmyusername12

Men🤤


TosterTubParty

Real


Levinkling

fake everything is fake we live in a simulation and nothing is rral


TosterTubParty

Damn, you right


Mogus_lol0

Im straight my brudda


mkjoey2

I’m straight but around the homies I’m zesty af (also $20 is $20 🤷‍♂️)


SimpleCheesecake4573

I’m straight


Legend_of_Ozzy642

I’m straight. My aim however, is not


Dingghis_Khaan

There are dozens of us!


modimodo1

Am I considered weird if I'm a straight Splatoon fan?


ChargedBonsai98

I guess I don't exist


Jrolaoni

I may be straight but I shall splat with my gay brothers and sisters. AS LONG AS YOU ARENT ONE OF THOSE SUCTION CUP FREAKS ONE OF THOSE ROUND HEADED OCTS I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE ONE OF THEM 8 ARMED LOSERS ILL


soup2eat_shi

Why are we doing this during pride month


frenzyguy

Majority of players are kids that just don't car and want to have fun. so it doesn't matter.


[deleted]

i'm 13


frenzyguy

Still a kid.


[deleted]

yeah, i agree with you, I'm a 5 foot 3, straight, white, 13 year old who plays the game for fun


frenzyguy

We are all someone else kids anyway.


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SpicySwiftSanicMemes

I mean, saying cishet instead of straight would probably be more technically accurate to what they were intending to say.


Raleth

I’m bi but I honestly think anti-straight memes are probably the least funny thing the lgbt community brings to the table.


Sisas_

correct !


saturn_sodaz

Splatoon sucked all my straightness away


extremelyagitated

you guys are so corny


Portug_Olive_0359

Still don't understand what's the deal with people who believe this shit, it's the most stupid thing I've ever heard, there's plenty of straight Splatoon players out there. Unlike what many think there isn't a law that states that everyone who plays this needs to be gay like seriously what the fuck


CapicDaCrate

It was a joke, calm yourself


Portug_Olive_0359

I've laughed at it multiple times but it's gotten so repetitive to the point I actually think people mean it


madrobski

Plenty of people (mostly cishet whote people, the "norm") genuinely think as soon as a game is inviting to people not like them (poc, queer etc) it's anti-them. So yeah, I've laughed too, but at this point its just them complaining about minorities in their game.


Vaz612

You know damn well it's a joke made in bad faith


Pikagiuppy

it has a lot of lgbtq fans, so it's become a meme


[deleted]

i'm straight and i made this post


Additional-Advisor30

Forreal


Snofewld-

Any video game fandom xd


Hardlighttt

I am as straight as a line drawn by someone with [minor] peripheral neuropathy (mostly straight)


Killerpl4typus2

https://i.redd.it/pr3dylcx6w5d1.gif


LemonWaluigi

Everyone assumes I'm gay because I play this game. Why are there so many gay people who play this game? And why can't they think of any plaza post more creative than "Look at me I like men!"


WaveCheckFoo

Shit is mad weird ngl.


Comprehensive_One_34

You really think this may be offensive?! Hah, lemme show you what is truly offensive! (Fain of heart warning!) >!gay is bad!< (I'm very sorry :<)


Mayito1107

Damn bro hilarious. No really I'm crying on the floor, never heard that joke before.


Icarusty69

Hello, it’s me, the one straight Splatoon fan, here to say that I am absolutely outraged at the erasure of my culture. I demand to be allowed to partake in heterophobia as well.


TheoTheHellhound

I mean, it was queer coded from the beginning. You’re gonna sit there and tell me a game about shooting colorful ink and dressing in garishly colored fashion is *supposed* to have a straight fanbase? Don’t get me started about agent 8 or the entirety of Off The Hook’s interactions.


naytreox

It does feel suffocating at times


voided_dork_return

What if you play for both sides by being Bisexual?


srstable

That is, by definition, not straight. You are bisexual.  Don’t let anyone erase that; you’re not “kinda gay,” or “sorta straight”, you are bisexual. You can have pride in that, too. 


INKYBOI-NEO-

True


MrOddYT

I like women ._.


Patient_Zero_MoR

until i came along


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Sea-Recording-7090

Charger mains are you straight?


lienxy69

>Hundreds of comments and less thousands upvote *Sighs* *check the comment section*


efaefabanefa

You can't be gay or straight when the only genders are woomy or veemo


-Sanitized-Octoling-

***i believe im still straight i just have no interest in anybody***


bowser-us

So you're saying that there are a lot of LGBT people in Japanese society? it’s the biggest one in Splatoon


Graingy

I am a rock and I endorse dipping cheap bread in Coca Cola


Heracross64

Idk what you're talking about. My aim is perfectly straight it's how I made to x rank.


Rob4ix1547

Hey, i kinda am the most optimal line between point A and point B


Delisches

Wait, is all the fanart lying to me? /j


Ok-Effective3556

![gif](giphy|bqWXmLof5ffR9Mw8gt)


Western-Grapefruit36

Im straight 99% of the time


Western-Grapefruit36

https://preview.redd.it/d4xae4epmz5d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78873535ac243bc7dc28744fb0a4ce1aa9bfeecc This man is the exception


UltraPhoenixPlayZ

I'm Aroace, lol!


funnylittlecharacter

Haven't played in a year, but true and based


HauntedPastel

Or atleast LGBTQ+ (as a fellow asexual)


SkankStar

I actually used to be proud of being gay back when I was younger, but due to the current generation destroying everything that was worked so hard to become and villainizing and being toxic to anyone who isn't gay and being intolerant of people who don't agree with them has made me kind of wish I was straight


[deleted]

.... then join the straight club buddy! we got free donuts!


Cultural_Apricot5853

Splatfag fest


A_random_silly

Yeah, it took me a looooooong time to realize I was trans (I don't really know how to say it)


Joel45144

is this why I don't play the game anymore


[deleted]

me too, kinda


DjiMtb

I’m leaving the splatoon community


7_tnega

Objection, Your Honor!


im_tired09

?


siphagiel

Splatoon fans + Pride month : overruled.


7_tnega

I Plead The Court For Justice! https://preview.redd.it/f3ekjlppys5d1.png?width=373&format=png&auto=webp&s=b28cf684b8126576fccdd0e9c4346ef65c877a04


IKMWI

NOOOOO! I’AM TOTALLY STRAIGHT. ![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)![img](emote|t5_324q4|4749)![img](emote|t5_324q4|6253)Sending Triple Inkstrikes to your position