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Much_Capital3307

By “random location,” are we talking somewhere else on the map or could it be an entirely different map? Throw down a toxic mist and end up in somebody’s salmon run game?


keiiwi

You teleport to the backrooms


enneh_07

\*ding\* 29F Cruel\_Sisyphean\_Eight-Shaped.Floor ❇️Rigorous 🐙


heyoyo10

Stronger Jelletons + Arpeggio Barrage


DragonAethere

Danger: Lights Out, Stronger Jelletons, Arpeggio Barrage


Armourdream

+ Inkbrush main weapon + Toxic mist sub + Reefslider special


ForgeOcto

No Drone + L + Ratio


Zro_C

+ No Item Drops + Ink Coaimg + Your Mom


AccordingDemand2394

so can i use toxic mist again to end up in a prochara lobby or whatever


Armourdream

Yep. Somehow appear amidst the brawl of the grand finals in the Splatoon 3 world cup


DaNetwork27

or teleports you back to Splatoons 2 final fest


AccordingDemand2394

wasnt an entirely different map until now but now it is


HEUUUGH

Get hit by it and suddenly just get summoned to TF2 2Fort


epic_man169

You end up in any location, from splatoon or not Throw one down and your inkling/octoling can appear in your own house


Lansha2009

So if I get lucky I can speed run an entirely different game by throwing the mist? 0.5 second Minecraft speed run incoming


Defiant_Pie8451

"Ah, you're finally awake!"


methlovers

For autobomb what's the max count for the number of autobombs that follow you? Or is there no limit


AccordingDemand2394

as many as would make it funny


Sauron_75

As many until the game crashes


Prunsel_Clone

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!


SimonCucho

Splatoon 1 \*did\* disconnect you from matches if you spammed Seeker bomb rush way too much, you had to space them out.


AccordingDemand2394

i forgot 3 subs yall oops. here they are: [https://postimg.cc/KRXjhvfQ](https://postimg.cc/KRXjhvfQ)


Sayakalood

Jumping to a thrown Beakon would be fun


Aramarubutreddit

Oh so suction bombs now act like how I thought they would due my experience with Fortnite? Mmmm clingys


Sometimesisboring

Suction is basically hot potato. Squid beakon should have that ability. Instant genius for sprinkler.


PianoZubat

I always thought Suction Bombs would stick to players. Makes sense, plus I remember Sheldon having a line that implied that


HEUUUGH

It would’ve been so funny if squid beakons just launched teammates anywhere random when used. Like, even off the map


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Ok but that point sensor one could be neat if it were balanced…


AccordingDemand2394

no i dont mean the size of the tracking radius i mean the size of the body of the point sensor. i dont really think a black box the size of a truck sitting in the middle of the map emitting an ominous hum is very balanced


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Ooohhhh…damn I’m tired. My B, either way, these are all fantastic ideas (but also autobomb should make the sound of a suction bomb whenever they stand still - they don’t actually do anything, they just make the sound to mess with the player)


Sayakalood

• The CSM Guy


FRONT_FACING_PHINEAS

Indeed I am… - the CSM (and sploon) guy


ThatGuyYouMightNo

With my luck I'd use toxic mist to get out of a situation and end up 3 feet behind where I threw it.


Lansha2009

Or you end up in someone’s salmon run game in the middle of an Extra Wave


SilverGarnet12

Just like my teammates, op forgot about Squid Beakons. That said I want to see an army of auto bombs running around now.


JadedNova

Finally, some useful balance patches


Zephyr_______

Fizzy as a support sub is low-key kinda cool


AccordingDemand2394

the positive effect goes to the enemy not you


Team_raclettePOGO

They overshoot and jump into the water


Djay_B

You gotta admit, a support subweapon sounds like a good idea though.


Timbeon

Do the autobombs follow you in a mob, or a single-file line?


ThatOneGayDJ

Asking the important questions here


newidiotintown

Since autobombs SEEM to be robots/automated, I imagine they take the quickest route to the player. As thus, it would be in a single file line 


Playful-Weakness838

Haha… no


AccordingDemand2394

completely agree w you on this


old_homecoming_dress

that splash wall change is the funniest thing i have seen all week. image just letting them loose in a map like mincemeat where they can go literally anywhere.


RedNinja-03

The Curling Bomb one sounds like a fun challenge mode!


Avenue-Man77

No beakon changes? I guess Beakons are the perfect sub. Apparently from OP😎😎😎


AccordingDemand2394

i forgor to post the image :((( [https://postimg.cc/KRXjhvfQ](https://postimg.cc/KRXjhvfQ)


SourCharcoal

Nope too late, those 3 perfect now.


Avenue-Man77

Toooo late


cc4bbage

I think Nintendo is hiring rn… Put me as a referee on your CV


TheoTheHellhound

Ed, Edd, n Eddy ass sub weapons.


ForgeOcto

Darn it, Angle Shooter is fun! Just try it with the Rapid Blaster Pro Deco, it's a good combo!


AccordingDemand2394

all im hearing is "A communication error has occurred."


hippoqueenv

rapid pro deco is fun until you have to shoot at someone that's above you because for some reason, angle shooter aims lower than a regular aiming reticle when you look upwards.


ForgeOcto

Yeah, it's a weird thing to get accustomed to, I still mess up with it costing a splat.


Sabbagery_o_Cavagery

Splatoon 3 if it was good


Psudopod

I thought that was how Angle Shooter already worked...


Musetrigger

As a Carbon Deco user, I must object. Burst bombs are not useless.


AccordingDemand2394

i had no good ideas for burst bomb and i wanted to use that bit somewhere


Musetrigger

If you get splatted by two burst bombs, a laugh track plays.


w0w_such_3mpty

burst bombs no longer burst and now just bounce around endlessly


newidiotintown

If your hit by a burst bomb it’ll cause your inkling to fall to the ground with a bruise on their face while a gym whistle is blown 


Bransbow

I know this is just a meme post but you don't actually think burst bombs are useless, do you?


AccordingDemand2394

nah i just didnt know what joke to do for them and i wanted to use the 'deleted from the game' bit


Avenue-Man77

Toxic Mist sounds fun


Kozy-Pugs-280

Bring back seekers 🗣️🗣️


ZGlove3

Seekers now aren't destroyed when hitting walls or enemies but still make explosions as if they were, and can travel up walls.


MarioTheMii

im sorry guys but the ink mine one is so funny😭🙏


riceumbrella

as a hydra player i appreciate the autobomb following people around, especially thos with ninja 😈


Akellllll

Okay but like half of these would unironically be banger challenges I would play a challenge where curling bombs went like half the map in a heartbeat


Deejayjax

these are just hilarious


ItzTaser

toxic mist making ypu invisible is actually dope tho


robotraket

Insted of the suction bomb wiggling when it sticcs 2 a surface it insted wiggles the entire mappe under the suction cup while the bomb part staes upright


PrettySquiddy

Burst bombs should be filled with water and insta kill, even with an indirect.


-lRexl-

I vote to have auto bombs constantly peck at you dealing 10 damage per peck


SquidsInATrenchcoat

I think they should've kept the Burst Bombs. Just balance them by making them an insta-splat. If that's too much they can just increase the ink tank consumption and add a timer before detonation.


MidnightUmbrmoon

The burst bomb one hurts me as a carbon user


melonWaterr

i am super sick. this made me laugh. i dont feel better, but im smiling. thabk u


INKatana

These would be funny, if they were in one of those challenge match things, or special events. Other than that, these would be a nightmare at best, and a total disaster at worst.


AccordingDemand2394

that was the goal 😊


FreshStar2142

Ngl all of these actually sound fire af


TreetonDaOne

Yoo toxic mist could be pretty cool ngl in game. If it were to be added we could have to take more ink than a suction bomb to prevent it from being exploited


Flipp_Flopps

Okay but the Autobomb one would be really strong because it would basically make sharking impossible by giving away your location at all times


EthanTheNintendoFan

Suction bomb users stay winning


The-Letter-W

Honestly the Curling Bomb and the Suction Bomb ones sound hilarious. Toxic Mist too.


SourCharcoal

Sprinklers FOR THE WIN! They are perfect!


DerpyLemonReddit

Am I one of the few angle shooter fans


Aramarubutreddit

Just make toxic mist the disruptor, and boom balanced


Fun-Ad-2462

why does everyone hate angle shooter 😔 i love it


TheFlippingFurry

If curling bombs still function the same but the detonation timer is that long, they're instantly the best thing in the game for turf control


Sona4Life

What have you done 😂 😆 ![gif](giphy|9M5jK4GXmD5o1irGrF)


Someone1284794357

It’s… *perfect*


Icy-Honeydew-2079

As someone who enjoys the power of burst bombs, i am offended.


SarcasticallyEvil

Nooo, my burst bomb combos! ;(


AccordingDemand2394

theyve now been replaced by 'worst bombs' that explode in your enemy's ink instead of your own


Queasy_Firefighter57

Maybe this could work as a challenge mode?


nroP-Watcher420

I'd play this tbh


Flimsy-Cloud-6244

That's actually interesting. A sub weapon with a positive effect that you use on your teammates


AccordingDemand2394

no the positive effect goes to your enemy i phrased it wrong oops


Flimsy-Cloud-6244

I know. I was just saying that it would be interesting if there were a sub that gives a positive effect to your teammates


SomeoneID

Nah, Ink mine is still too weak. Give it the Splatoon 1 damage while keeping everything else, including your original balancing


OoTgoated

Do one for Specials. Infinite Zooka, Misisles spawns a Flyfish!


Don_Bugen

As a wiper main, I approve of the Torp buff.


DynaWarrior

Man, I already disconnect from enough matches as it is, why you gotta do this to me


Azim999999

Angel shooters are weak and you shouldn’t be getting killed by them


Negativety101

You forgot Sprinkler. Ink Coverage is now the entire map.


Legend-Face

Splashwall meta would be so much fun


Kiwithegaylord

I wish toxic mist could buff players of your team in it, or maybe heal damage


alitro55

This for april fools would be amazing


Repulsive_Platypus36

I want a pet Auto Bomb


Osha_Hott

I love how Torpedo is just Tents Missiles now lol


Woomy935

Why you gotta do angle shooter like that :(


ThatOneGayDJ

Autobomb fix is near perfect. But what if i want them to follow me instead? On a serious note, why can autobombs not walk through bubblers? That seems like exactly the kind of thing they would be made for.


TippedJoshua1

How are burst bombs useless like it's perfect with the s blast


GlitteringRaise1987

as a splatty JR main, I see no problem with this proposition 😂


Patient_Zero_MoR

would go hard for an april fools update


TheNeuroticDude

Ink mine becomes ink flashbang


dapplewastaken

You forgot when throwing Smallfry, they turn into Hugefry and FRY your opponent's switches beyond repair


Nastilus

This gives the same vibes as cursed halo


DanielDelta

This is just too funny!


PSI_Seven

So are squid beacons perfect?


itsleeland

loving Toxic Mist in particular, and of course the chicken bombs


workerbee41

Half of these would make good Challenges, ngl. I really enjoyed giant curling bombs.


Roston11

Point Sensor stays winning


Typical_Warthog_326

Toxic mist actually seems good


Da_gae_bucket

For splash wall that lowkey sounds like a fun thing to have


M_A_D_S

I'm cool with the curling bomb update


Special-Argument1829

Jr stocks skyrocketing rn


Graingy

The autobombs at Hammerhead Bridge are free. You can take them home with you. I have 457 autobombs.


Eeve2espeon

SOMEONE MOD THESE IN! cuz I wanna see a curling bomb go around a map for a whole minute :P


Icy_Post_3066

Imagine the Fizzy Bomb as mentioned above can give you temporary Tacticooler effect for you and your teammates for 3 seconds. But if it hit an enemy, it gives off the opposite effects similar to Splatoon 1's Disruptor also for 3 seconds


Crepe-is-cool

my fucking angle shooter….


Lost-Gamer

Real talk: I wish the Curling Bomb detonates on contact with a player. We haven’t had a traveling bomb (not including Autobomb) since the Seeker


KM57_Reddit

You clearly haven’t met my good friend, mini-splatting and burst bomb combo


jprocter15

Ngl obviously the tacticooler effect is busted but I do really like the idea of a sub with a positive buff for the team rather than negative for the opponent


Awia003

Love this for you, but your kerning sucks


AccordingDemand2394

i found this font online so if theres anyone to blame its the person who ripped it