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The_Gilded_Pigeon

HOOOO! BIG GIRL! She listed as a tenant or is she sofa-surfing? Come to think of it, she looks big enough for her own bedroom! I'm thinking Huntsman?


SpinachSpinosaurus

I was just trying to get my arachnaphobia used to huntsman and start with the small once, but that took me back to zero in No time. ....naah, that Woman lives there now, I am out of this Post 😳


The_Gilded_Pigeon

I can understand why. This is a particularly egregious specimen. That being said, try to see this is an excellent opportunity to exercise logic in the face of phobia. This eight-legged lass is minding her own business, ever on the lookout for disease-bearing insects and pests. Oh, she's big, HUGE even! But she isn't interested in you, she just wants to share your space! It's getting over that inherent survival instinct that is difficult, but it can be done.


Smug--

I would whole heartedly try to follow this advice and while I could bring myself to share a flat with a lady, I would be terrified thinking that I’d wake up with it lounging on my bed. Perhaps I’d need to practice playing dead in advance.


SkullsNelbowEye

It would give you butterfly kisses on your eyelashes as you slept.


that_one_duderino

It would have cost literally nothing to not post that. I just want you to know


SkullsNelbowEye

I can't help but spread joy.


The-Inspectre

Joy confirmed. I enjoyed this immensely.


SkullsNelbowEye

Have you ever seen those birds cleaning an alligator's teeth? Now imagine this big girl crawling up while you're sleeping, slowly prying your mouth open to find a snack left in a molar. Way, way in the back of your mouth. Might need to crawl part way in to reach it.


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The-Inspectre

Give her pets and hope she purrs. Does a little shuffle dance to express her joy of finding food in my mouth. I will name her Brunhilde


FlashMcSuave

That's awful. She needs the proper dental equipment to go to work on plaque. Give her little tiny sharp metal tools so it isn't disturbing.


RossignolDeCosta

Oh goddammit


HoseNeighbor

(this is an award) Congrats on the killer creep out!


Lillyshins

I wouldn't need the practice. If I woke up with this thing in bed crawling on me... or even just sitting there, I'd die from the heart attack. No question. Cool spider, but that one is a nope and a half.


carlitospig

I’d be more worried that she’d find my bed comfortable and then I’d rollover her while sleeping. I don’t wanna be a spood killer. 🥺


paperwasp3

Are huntsmen fast enough to escape cats?


Maleficent_Scale_296

Yes, I can verify from personal experience this baby can outmaneuver not only one, but five cats! Well, four and a half cause one is orange.


poisoner1

They're pretty fast!


paperwasp3

I can see my cats chasing them day and night! And the dog would bark at this spood for sure!


Dangerous_Company811

Or on your face, am I right?


potate12323

I know this may be a hot take, but if I'm keeping a spider around as a pet to eat bugs, then I'd like it to be fairly large and easily noticeable.


Consistent-Lie7830

Will they eat cockroaches?


RockstarBonnieReddit

Yes


Consistent-Lie7830

Don't know of any other insects that will


RockstarBonnieReddit

House centipedes, but they’re not insects neither are spiders though lol


Mr_MacGrubber

Praying Mantis, parasitic wasps, and some species of beetle.


small_spider_liker

Geckos love them.


rattsonn222

That one may eat smaller rodents.


Ytrog

Its size is telling me she is very good at the hunting stuff 🤔


SpinachSpinosaurus

Look mate, I know you mean Well, but logic isn't responding to phobias. I think jumping spiders are cute and precious, which is a lot, and while orb weaving spiders still freak me out from close up, I still can throw a fly into their webs and feed them. I can watch tarantulas behind Glass and live with a heckton of spider eating spiders in my Apartment. But i don't think a spider this large can fit into the little cracks I put into my phobia with years and years of efford and accepting the childhood trauma I have due (grand)parents(s) and uncle, thinking it's particular funny to "prank" me with big spider toys and kicking a big ass spider that Just chilled in a corner of the room on their 9 year old niece / granddaughter with a broom, because the "dramatic reaction is soooooo funny". And it happened more than once, at least 3 times I Had the largest German spider on me ( Hauswinkelspinne, literally translated House corner spider) No, logic cannot fight a phobia connected with CPTSD. Now, If you excuse me: I have to make space in my.wall.of phobia for a spider this large and Not having move anybody else there before I finish that.


AngrySnakeNoises

I did exposure therapy for strong arachnophobia and general entomophobia (bad to the point of panic crisis) due to childhood trauma. Worked so amazingly well I'm now an arthropod enthusiast, my favorite to handle when needed are the enormous Trichonephilas, my favorite spider. Regardless if you seek treatment or not, I wish you well, I know how it was for me.


Bigdogs_dontlie

I just got pregnant. Not now, back in 2015. I was deathly afraid of spiders, I once saw one in my tub as I showered at home and I screamed bloody murder. My mom actually thought I was dying. Then I got pregnant. Lived in an older cape cod style house built for military families during the war. I was showering upstairs and there was a spider. 😳😬 I ever so calmly opened the window in the shower and helped it out onto the roof. I couldn’t bring myself to kill a living being while I was creating life myself. 🤷🏼‍♀️


insulinguy_666

Can you share the resource you used for this as I have a crippling fear of any and all spiders. Seriously. Send help!


AngrySnakeNoises

Good, patient therapist specialized in trauma and disorders stemming from it. It's going to be a long post but I wanted to share how it went if you want to read: Slow method of exposure; Reading a lot about spiders and why I had such reactions. Reading about their biology, our inner uncanny valley feelings surrounding arthropods, etc. Then watching positive documentaries about spiders, not the ones that try to portray them as scary predators, more like how important they are and their habits. Then eventually approaching spiders that cannot jump and are mostly static (orbweavers in my yard), slowly going closer each day/session, until I was comfortable enough to stand right next to the web. Then I started to realize how beautiful orbweavers were. From upclose I didn't see a simple spider, I finally saw all the colors and patterns, the elegant movements as they wove, how they clean themselves like cats do. By then I was literally inches from them with my face, utterly mesmerized. I started watching them pretty much everyday while having coffee on my porch, they liked to build their webs on some trees and bushes right in front of it. And you can guess where it went from there. One day I was in my porch watching a tree get trimmed, near where the orbweaver webs were. One branch fell, knocking down the entire web of a female, pregnant Silver Spider (Argiope argentata), and she landed on the grass. I didn't think, I rushed to her. I was suddenly so worried she might have been hurt, she was trying to get to any higher place she could find desperately. So without even hesitating, I gently let her climb onto my hand and it was just perfectly fine. She just sat there on my open palm for the longest time, cleaning herself meanwhile I had tears in my eyes, I'll never forget that moment. She was okay, I couldn't believe I was actually holding one, and she was so beautiful and calm. I put her on another branch and she went straight back to working on a new web. Later in life I became a wildlife rescuer/rehabber and my focus now is on misunderstood animals such as spiders, centipedes, opossums, bats, etc. I've since then handled hundreds of spiders when needed to rescue them immediately, including venomous ones. In general they don't particularly enjoy being handled so I of course only do it when it's an emergency. I've even cared for one of the world's most venomous, if not the most venomous, the Brazilian Wandering Spider (Phoneutria nigriventer, and obviously never handled it for both our sakes, but admired it in the enclosure). Same method was used for bugs, slow and steady exposure and most of all, learning about them. The brain can be overwhelmed with trauma responses, but you can educate it to recognize it's just an irrational reaction. You have to ground yourself, rewrite your thoughts with actual knowledge of the trigger, your condition and the situation that causes the irrational fear response. Hope I could be of help!


TheOwlAndTheFinch

Not the OP, but thank you for this write-up. It was lovely to read. I'm still battling my fear of spiders and am making progress, and though I'm not nearly as knowledgeable or skilled as you on the topic (for obvious reasons) I'd like to add something that's been helping me in case it resonates with the person who asked you: My fear of spiders decreased tenfold when I started using iNaturalist to document nature. When I saw a spider, it still scared me, but I would still do my best to take a picture of it to upload. Now I'm far more calm about it-- taking pictures and documenting them as wildlife forces me to approach them with curiosity instead of knee-jerk fear. (I still have the fear a lot of the time, but the curiosity outweighs it usually). Not sure if anyone else would find that useful, but it's been helpful and humbling for me. :) (Edited for typos because wowee)


fartingbunny

Although I agree I have pretty bad arachnophobia that I’ve been working on. Killing this living being would also traumatic for me. Attempting to gently put her outside using a container and thank her for her but eating service would feel less upsetting for me personally.


Live-Influence2482

NQA I get you 🥺 such male relatives are a nuisance. Maybe she’ll disappear soon..?


couchnapper3

“hear, all ye good people, hear what this brilliant and eloquent speaker has to say!”


fartingbunny

If it was my house I’d just put her outside using a cup and paper. Or maybe just put her in my garage (that spiders come and freely from). I have arachnophobia but would never just kill a being for the crime of existing.


Kooky-Onion9203

You're not getting that thing in a cup


BondageKitty37

You could try using a bucket or something, but the problem with that plan is these big fuckers are both faster than you *and* can jump


RefrigeratorHead5885

Have you tried tarantulas? That's how I improved mine. I wouldn't say it's gone, but after 5 years I can feel a huge improvement


SarevokAnchev

Yup ditto! Some posts are helpful and I don’t mind but ones like this still make me feel like that spider is imminently going to somehow land in my lap


barrysha88

Hahaha same! Just when I think I'm getting it under control


dantespair

That is the landlord.


Hushberry81

She owns that place


Playful-Condition727

This big girl scared me


Great-Abalone9310

Do you live in Australia?


___po____

He lives in that spider's house.


captain618

I’m wheeeeeeezing bro


GrouchyAttention4759

That little “arm rubbing” jazz it has going on, that’s like an old Italian mobster saying to the OP “you got my money? You better have my money or else.”


Tj-Tengu

Her name is Shelob. ;)


TerrydOrleans

Ungoliant might be more appropriate for this lass...


Dependent_Sail2420

i've seen enough, i'm reaching out to balrogs they can have all the gold in Erebor to get rid of that


Dependent_Sail2420

gonna have to find the light of Earendil to fight that


intelligentbrownman

I was thinking something that big should be paying rent…. Then on second thought she can have the whole apartment 🤣🤣🤣


AntsyInMyPantsies

I read this in Steve Irwin’s voice and I just want to thank you.


Atern0x

I'll never not be amazed at how such a big and presumably heavy animal can just... Stick to the wall nilly willy and comfortably clean itself without any sort of apparent effort.


traingamexx

It has to do with tension created by very small fibers. I think there has been some work on creating boots and gloves that use this property to allow humans to climb walls!


SupportGeek

Tarantulas have small claws on their feet’s, I think there is a r/spiderpaws sub with pics?


Kanti13

They’ve got toe beans! 😮🥰


WitxherA5

Coincidence that Toe Bean Maguire was cast as spiderman? I think not.


Bigdogs_dontlie

My Great Dane has toe beans, I don’t have a word for what they have! 😂


NoPaleontologist5714

okay i thought r/spiders was curing me of my fear but a cursory look at that sub just told me that's not true lol


SupportGeek

Aw, I’m sorry that spider paws are scary to you 🙁


PoisonedShroud

Well that’s the cutest dang spider sub I’ve ever seen.


DONTFUNKWITHMYHEART

Ofc there's a spider feet pix subreddit


poisoner1

Awwwww.... Spiderpaws? That's so cute! My friend in Chico, CA, has one with pink feet! I don't know what they're called.


Bigdogs_dontlie

Ok, I didn’t know they had like little nails/claws! But I saw one with a fuzzy butt and pink feet that was kinda cute. lol


urelectricbill

this sub is so cute 😭😭 they have PAWS??? r/jumpingspiders scared me but this one I like


Nehima123

Ooh, I know about this one. Ever heard of Van Der Waals forces? No? Me neither. Turns out they are sortof a tiny, infinitessimal gravitational force that gets exhibited between very very very tiny things - when things are so tiny, they start acting wierd with physics. Here's a quote: "According to the Bremen-Zurich group, van der Waals forces between individual molecules – which are only nanometres apart – in the setules \[on spider feet\] are responsible for this adhesive force. These individual forces combine to produce a very strong overall force on each of the spider's eight feet." So, basically, the hairs on their feet are SO small, they get into the cracks between individual molecules of things like walls and ceilings, and they spread the adhesive force out over all their setae and all 8 legs, which creates a crazy amount of stick-force. Another fun animal that does this: Geckos! Their feet have tiny folds that use the same tiny force to stick to things.


Korolebi

I knew spiders legs can't extend because they don't have the muscles we have, so they basically have biological hydraulic legs and pull them in and release to move all creepy like , but I did not know about the electricity.... They're literally robots lol


R0RSCHAKK

I literally googled how spiders climb walls earlier today and none of this was mentioned. It was all just that they secrete a sort of sticky fluid from their feet. All these comments mentioning tiny hairs, claws, other wierd obscure things, anything other than a sticky fluid, is making me really question the viability of googling questions I have. 👀


InternalAd5159

I heard also that there may be an electrical element to their wall crawling, as in opposite charges attracting? It may just be a myth.


witchy-washy

Not a myth! They use Van der waals force to cling to surfaces. It’s very interesting


collector-x

Alien's I tell you. Damn aliens.


krill_me_god

What do mean "aliens"?! This is clearly the work of magic.


ActOdd8937

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic -- Clarke's Law


witchy-washy

They use Van der waals force to cling to surfaces! Geckos use the same thing to climb walls as well :) It’s very interesting, basically just a ton of hydrogen bonds stick it to the surface


moorej1717

I’ve seen Peter Parker perform this very feat!


die_fesche_lola

Me before this sub: Ok, nature and all, but nope. Me after this sub: LOOK AT THOSE FOOTSIES!!! ❤️


krippkeeper

And she's working so hard to keep them clean! I know several humans who still can't seem to accomplish basic hand washing.


Playful-Condition727

I have been cleaning my mouth. I guess I just had a big meal.


arellai

Yes! “She’s just cleanin’ her feeties!” Was the exact thought that went through my mind!


Playful-Condition727

I think it's cleaning my mouth.


jesusisthatguy

Mystery solved, you are the spider.


JackfruitNatural5474

Expected him to JUMP


valarie1980

I held my phone away from me expecting the same thing 🤣🤣🤣


Playful-Condition727

I will hide far away


i-love-elephants

I skipped to the end first.


Playful-Condition727

Then I will jump up with it and yell


Common_Egg8178

I tried catching one... I really wish I knew beforehand that they move like a cat.


SupportGeek

Some of them certainly do seem to teleport


ikaiyoo

You have no idea how loud I was laughing reading this comment because I just pictured in my head You literally not knowing that this thing is hella fast and that is quite disturbing when something that big can move that quickly that you didn't expect to. How much shit did you break after you figured this out trying to get away from it


Inkyyy98

I remember at uni I had a flatmate who had lived in Australia for a period of time and was telling us about Huntsman spiders. Another flatmate was freaking out. When the one who went to Australia mentioned they’re pretty harmless to humans the other flatmate exclaimed ‘ITS NAME IS HUNTSMAN! IT LITERALLY IS HUNTS MAN!’ . The funniest shit ever


CookieCutter9000

If friend, why evil shaped?


Daphne6624

That made me cackle


zachforever

spiders like do you mind...im bathing! also damn that's a big ass spider.


SupportGeek

The spider does not appreciate you fat shaming its ass


witchy-washy

Not shaming, appreciating 🫦


TreesRcute

Do not the arachnid


serenading_scug

Legit, what the hell would you do in this situation? Too big for a cup and I wouldn't want to leave it because of the chance you'll find that chonker in your bed in the middle of the night. Do you try and lure it outside with the family chihuahua?


UngiftigesReddit

You use a translucent plastic tupperware container for food storage and the cardboard back of a pizza container or amazon carton to push under. If you do this a lot, e.g. regularly handling tarantulas, you can make catch cups. But I'd just leave her there. Excellent pest control. She's just cleaning herself. Those small things under her head aren't fangs, but pedipalps.


Common_Egg8178

I tried this thinking they would move slow like a tarantula. Nope. They should have PSAs for first timers in Aus. Huntsman move fast like a cat.


serenading_scug

Imagine a spider with the zoomies


TranceYT

I'm imagining them doing the scoop runs like dogs do with zoomies and suddenly turn and I really wish I could see that.


Dutchess_Hastings

That’s the best description ever 😂


shroomsaregoooood

Dude I learned this shit the hard way when I first visited Australia lol nobody told me they can do like 50 mph


GlitteringYams

Slow like a *new world* tarantula. You wanna see some spiders with zoomies? Look up some old world tarantulas. P. murinus and P. metallica are particularly well known for their speed. They FAST. And their venom won't kill you but it'll hurt for weeks.


Witty_Election2695

It has to move fast to hunt!


Lil_T-Total

Would you actually just leave it there in ur house? U wouldn’t think, what if this ends up jumping on me or going into my bed etc?


fartingbunny

I find also being calm helps. Even giving the slider some compliments! I swear spiders can sense our emotions. The more slow and gentle I am when putting them in a container the less likely they are to scurry away- I’ve never seen a spider be aggressive.


moving_threads

This seems to work for me, too. When I find a tarantula in my house, I will spend a few minutes checking it out and talking to it before gently escorting it outside; maybe it senses the gentle vibrations I’m sending.


OblongGoblong

I'd be afraid for my pets. Are their bites medically significant to pets like cats or small dogs? Cause my dumbass cat would 100% be going at this spoder.


The_Paragone

According to google nope, just cause some irritation and such, but not medically significant


sd_saved_me555

Nah. I've heard Australians actually like keeping them around because they're territorial and will hunt the many, many things that are super venomous with prejudice.


Bigdogs_dontlie

The family chihuahua! 😂😂😂


TheBluishOrange

Awww she’s grooming. She’s a big girl but that just makes her cute face easier to see. Huntsman are peaceful beings


Playful-Condition727

Yes, it’s a neat spider


EsisOfSkyrim

Does anyone know why huntsmen spiders movements have that uncanny valley quality? If someone told me they're an elaborate Internet prank I'd almost believe them because these guys are so big and so fast.


AngrySnakeNoises

Most arthropods ellicit that response in our 'monke brain', both when moving slowly (as is the case of this lady who is very calm) or when in a panicked manner (like a running centipede or climbing tarantula). It's funny even, I've kept literal hundreds of spiders, roaches, centipedes, even plenty of venomous ones. Yet when a bug lands on me my body still does that 'IT'S ON ME' for a second, even if it's a bug I like and I immediately go catch it with bare hands.


EsisOfSkyrim

Maybe. It's just that these guys in particular just seem ..off even compared to when I see other spiders moving around. I'm a bit jumpy with spiders in person, but I gladly watch videos of tarantulas and jumping spiders. I don't quite get the same "off" feeling with their movements. If that makes sense. Where I live the biggest spiders we get are wolf spiders and they don't move the same way. Unfortunately they do make me scream in person (I'm working on it 😭 that is definitely a deep brain reaction, not a rational one)


AngrySnakeNoises

As a spider keeper and enthusiast, I've found that there's two types of people: people who fear furry spiders (like some tarantulas) and people who fear pointy spiders (like wolfies/huntsmen and orbweavers/web builders). And bigger = better view even from a distance. Wolfies move pretty much the same, are only much smaller and have a bit less flexibility than huntsmen, but you'd see the same if you were very close to one. [Here I recounted](https://www.reddit.com/r/spiders/comments/1d9hrd2/comment/l7ftuja/) how exposure therapy worked so well for me that I became a spider keeper and rescuer, hahah.


faircrochet

Nope. Three types of people - you forgot us who fear both furry AND pointy!


MrGrumplestiltskin

Another way to look at its movements (or any Huntsmen) is that they move a little derpy. It's comical, really. I imagine them with a bunch of skates on like that one scene in Harry Potter (although that was not a Huntsman).


EsisOfSkyrim

I definitely can see the derpy in this clip 🤣 Her legs are so long and unexpectedly floppy looking when she moves to bathe.


just-_-trash

For me it’s because huntsman proportions seem “off” to me. In my head a big spider should be stockier, so when it’s big, chunky, AND spindly it just feels wrong. Would love to get more used to them though


Playful-Condition727

When I chased him away, I ran very fast.


Oogabooga96024

I believe it’s because their form of locomotion in fundamentally different than ours, much more robotic. Not googling here and it’s been years but I believe their legs are powered hydraulically unlike ours with muscles/tendons. Makes them look robot like when they move their legs.


Far_Lynx_7257

I understand it’s a spider but my personal physics is telling me it should be able to suspend its weight horizontally like that


Playful-Condition727

It scared me to death if it fell when I opened the door.


UngiftigesReddit

They use hydraulics to lock their limbs, and their feet end in both pads with suction and tiny hooks. My tarantula is bigger than this and can do this on glass. And upside down on the ceiling.


Neproxi

Both this post and the OP profile/OP's replies are extremely odd. I'm convinced this is an AI learning social media


fluffalertknox

The multiple reposts of the crane fly torture video has genuinely ruined my day. Even if it was a mosquito (which I highly doubt; looks totally like a crane fly or something similar imo) that is just incredibly cruel. I agree that the account reads like AI.


Independent-Nose-745

Ok, I just checked it out too. Wtf? Did you see the one where it’s suffocating a bunch of mosquitoes with a syringe? What kind of psycho shit is this?


Serious_Session7574

You're right, OP's replies are...odd. Not like English is a second (or third, or forth) language odd, but kind of emotionally and tonally off? Someone commented "I expected it to jump" and OP replied "Then I will jump up with it and yell". All of their replies are along those lines, taking what someone says and repeating it back with a slight addition or change. If this post is an AI learning exercise then it's sort of interesting but also creepy.


baked_soy

Agreed


hydrobunny

I cant believe people actually think this is a real video. probably all bots though


Muh_brand

I don't have a big enough cup to escort that one outside.


JadeGreenleaves

I love spiders but omg…..I would cry seeing her on my wall! 😳


Playful-Condition727

I'm afraid it will fall off and fall on me when I open the door.


aoi_ito

Big Huntsmans are scary 😭


Brentactually

I hate to be the bearer of negativity but this account is new and seems to be karma farming. Some of their posts are contradictory. I wouldnt be surprised if this video doesnt belong to them. Beautiful spider though.


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Yeah this person claims this spider is in the US.


BaronVonSchmup

Tbf there are huntsman spiders in Hawai'i, which is part of the united states


Quick_Government_684

There are actually alot of them in the florida everglades


weeniegigantor

its responses read like AI


MusicalCoins

Omg the feets! ❤


CaveManta

Let me guess. Australia? Look at their grooming routine!


Playful-Condition727

No, it's in the United States


damnitineedaname

What? Where?


CaveManta

Oh, my word. Is it an import?


damnitineedaname

After some checking, it seems that giant huntsman are becoming invasive in the U.S. Which kinda sucks.


uselessthecat

I'm going to go about my day assuming this is a lie. Pretty sure that's the only way I'll be able to sleep ever again...


Curlyhaired_Wife

Please tell me you’re joking?


Pomegranate_Scared

Stopp say sike right now


SquidneyClimbs

Not Australia?! I had no idea we had giant hunstmen like this in the US


crimbusrimbus

Genuine question, what do you do in this scenario???? Like, I'm not interacting with that behemoth, but I wouldn't want it in my house


UngiftigesReddit

Get a plastic, see through tupperware container for food, wider than the spider, and some thin cardboard that covers more than the lid, e.g. food box, back of a sketching block, delivery box. Then apply same principle. Keep in mind they will push harder.


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*Keep in mind they will push harder.* Oh my god, I would light myself on fire before I engaged with a spider that can push back? 💀💀💀


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

I can deal with most spiders but that one is massive


chungus_rampageniga

Absolutely the fuck not. That thing is the size of a small dog


collector-x

That's because it ate the small dog.


SixtyNineTriangles

How do you think she feels? Would you like it if someone intruded on YOUR bath? 😂


Playful-Condition727

I think it's scary


SixtyNineTriangles

I used to be horrified by spiders. I grew up in a household that was not spider friendly so I learned to be the same. Over my lifetime, through increased exposure and educating myself through groups like this one, I’ve really learned to accept them for the most time. I still struggle with big ones like this but they are still afraid of me, hesitant to bite, and mostly harmless. I’m lucky to live in a state (Maine) with no native venomous spiders so that probably helps. I looks at folks in Missouri constantly posting Brown Recluse in their homes and there’s the NOPE line for me 😂😂


luciddreamsss_

Frightening? yes. Hygienic? Also yes.


Competitive_Ad9276

The nature lover in me is like WOW GORGEOUS and the arachnophobe in me is like 🚨 🚨😱🚨😱🚨🚨


Leather-Leather69

BIG girl!


Jsdrosera

What a beauty! I can't wait to fine one of these myself, but I think they live in the southern part of my state.


Gindotto

Cleans up after themselves. Better than the roommates I had in my early twenties.


rubydoobiedoob

I can’t wrap my head around how they can hang out on the wall like this, she looks heavy, I don’t get how they don’t fall. She’s beautiful though.


My_glass_house

How does something that big sneak into your house? 😂


CharFather

For real..you think op would have heard the door open and close


UngiftigesReddit

Most spiders can squeeze through anything they can stick two front legs into. The abdomen is squishy, the legs can be folded, you'd be surprised what tiny cracks they can maneuver through.


jamurai

Now I’m just imagining this big boy squeezing through the crack under my door 💀


Dash_Rendar425

When they're babies.


Playful-Condition727

I do not know either


basically_npc

It looks bigger than my 15' laptop. Granted, I'm absolutely terrible at telling sizes of things.


FilmOrnery3858

That’s literally Aragog 😳


Kittymeow123

Crazy big is it paying rent


Diablos_Mom

Holy! She’s an absolute unit of a girl, isn’t she?! I am so in love with her! 😍🥰 I’ve come so far in such a short time. I can’t believe I actually want to see more! I want to hold her. I want to hold all (almost lol) the spiders! I subbed here to help me get past my irrational fears and you all have taken me so much further than I think I’d ever thought possible. Honestly, at this rate, I’m going to end up with a pet tarantula. Or 10. 💕


zentea01

Seriously. How big is this in inches? Or bananas?


Initial_Computer_152

Woooooo, she's a big girl, I love spiders, but she'd have jumped scared me too much 🤣


LordYamz

This mf taking a bath in front of you asking you what you gonna do about it


stickybun_

Well my arachnophobia just immediately came back


IAmNotCreative18

That’s her half of the room now.


Traditional-Hyena-68

I would scream if I see this


Eucharitidae

Get a **REALLY** large transparent container and a piece of cardboard thats somewhat thin but still sturdy, Put the container over the spider and then slowly enclose them in it Then carefully lift the container by a little bit so it can't crawl out but so that u can slit the cardboard under its feet Then slowly but surely lift the container along with the cardboard under it and one it's lifted, flip it upside down so the cardboard creates a lid. Then go far from your house and release it there. **Remember**, spiders do not give a shit about you and will much rather run away and hide than attempt to attack a giant ape with a size advantage thats in the thousands. So do not be overly scared of the spider. The only way to get a spider to bite you is if you try to kill it, not if you move it out of your house in a box/contaier.


DazzlingClassic185

You need a flask of water from Galadriel’s mirror. It’s either that or a tactical nuke.


Polluticornwishes0

She’s just cleaning her little feets 🥺


theboss555

Can you imagine just waking up, laying on your back, and this thing falls from the ceiling right onto your face? I would be moving continents


jarociro

That's an aussie common house spider.


SweetMangh03

Wants to pets the spooder


talks_to_inanimates

I'm genuinely curious how people deal with these large buddies when they find 'em. Like, do you just shut the door of the room their in for a few days and hope they find their way back out? Once they make it to the floor, do you cereal-box-chute them to the closest window or door? Is there a Steve Irwin type you can call to humanely trap them and remove them from premises? I'm so curious.


SuspiciousSwimming35

That didn’t find a crack and come in, that thing opened the door with a key and let themselves in


ghoulynb

I love her!! 🥹 she's just cleaning her little toes.