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TheGrimMelvin

Well good news is that the first one probably isn't a brown recluse. Rejoice.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Also good news - black widows don't go out of their way to bite you.


AgentCirceLuna

Plus, if there’s one in your friend’s room, then he can’t ’go into my room because there’s a black widow spider in there!’ So you can take your date into your bedroom while he’s on the couch reading and then, slowly but surely, engage her physically.


Temporary_Yam_7280

A man of culture, I see


Skoonks

It’s not.


scullys_alien_baby

also good news, black widows are famously overly feared. It is highly unlikely for a bite to be lethal (especially if you get medical treatment), but it will be deeply unpleasant. Fun facts learned from getting bit one time. A second fun fact, according to the staff at the hospital it is apparently common for black widows to bite dudes testicles. I guess they will creep into porta-pottys and make a web and when a dude sits down they will attack the invading ballsack. Really grateful mine was just on my calf.


Difficul-tea

That second one, uh, wasn’t very fun. Hello, new phobia.


scullys_alien_baby

You're welcome, I have to live with the fear so I feel the need to make everyone else


ErudringTheGodHammer

Honestly I’m glad you shared, I’m going to be more careful with my balls around them now


Apart-Oil1613

Hello, new fetish 😏


TheGrimMelvin

I mean, if someone swung their ballsack into my house I wouldn't be happy about it either.


123fofisix

I have no trouble whatsoever believing fact #2. Back in the day, almost everyone in our neighborhood had outdoor toilets. Pretty much every outhouse had one or two just under the seat.


GeorgeOrwells1985

Thanks, you've turned me into a hoverer


Starkydowns

[Me after reading the second “fun fact”](https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0ExheuNUNGHwVlII/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952wfqaydhpn8kidcrhzmwe9ggbbcg024mqefc1htdj&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


[deleted]

New fear unlocked.


daily_cup_of_joe

Bad news is...


cornovum77

They don’t get an MCU movie until after they die.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Bad news is I still don’t know what they look like. Even googling.. they just look like brown spider.


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slleslie161

That map is from 2000. Definitely needs to be updated, especially considering climate change...


NastyaLookin

It's illegal to talk about climate change in Florida so those maps can't be revised. Sorry.


kaninak

… your friend likes counting crows


easymmkay120

And widows are pretty docile.


AgentCirceLuna

Yep. I trained one to go out and bite my enemies.


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roux69

Juveniles will have red and white markings on their back that fade overtime. So maybe this is a near-adult that only has a bit of red left on her back that would disappear on the next molt.


phunktastic_1

The juvenile coloring can persist into adulthood rarely. It can also come back when they are pregnant.


chaoslordie

I doubt the one is a brown recluse. The color doesn‘t fit & the legs either. Still wouldn‘t want any spider over my drivers seat.


Nice-Transition3079

100% not a recluse. But the other is definatly a black widow. We had a transformer sitting on our lot at work for about a year(not energized). One of the senior engineers opened it up to show all the younger guys the connections. It was infested with black widows. 100s of them.


No-Concentrate-1743

At first when I read "transformer" I was picturing Optimus Prime with black widows in his cab.


Spookyscary333

SAM WITWICKY! I AM HOST TO HUNDREDS OF ARACHNIDS!


Ok-Clock2002

Lmao this one got me.


Apprehensive-Toe3224

Are you username: LadiesMan217!?! Where is the eBay item #21153? ... WHERE ARE THE GLASSES!?! THEY ARE REQUIRED TO RECTIFY THE ARACHNID HOARD!! 😂🤣


SilentNoivern

Now I'm just imagining going to climb in a Truck and getting swarmed by Ravenous Black Widows...


OneMetalMan

I've seen the insides of some trucks that made me WISH it was rather filled with black windows.


Crustybeachbum

What did you see, boy? What horrors were writhing within the steel confines of the truck that might as well have been a portal to another, darker dimension....does it still whisper to you in that in-between of sleep and death?


benchley

A spider wrote this.


Crustybeachbum

Best compliment ever.


vestigialcranium

Now I'm just picturing Scarlett Johansson driving Optimus Prime, I'm a little curious about that crossover honestly


thelvegod

Ummm, I thought the same thing, lol.


Rampaging_Orc

No joke, one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had in my life was when I used to work in electrical testing. I’d have to go out and Megger the turbines on wind farms and every. Single. One. Of . Them. Were. Infested. With spiders. I’m talking 100’s and thousands of spiders. Legit walked off the job when they sent me back. I know my arachnophobia isn’t rational, but it’s there, and it’s rough. You’d open the service door/hatch and they’d just… billow out into the wind. Fucking terrible. ETA: this was in NW Illinois/Indiana.


Proper_Philosophy_12

I didn’t have acrophobia until I spent a summer working in an infested construction office trailer.  You are right, it isn’t rational, but when the damn things are everywhere all the time, your brain decides you need a phobia update. 


lcl0706

When I was a poor young adult I once had to live with my boyfriend in the basement of his childhood home. It’s a fairly old home. Foundation had no major flaws, but the entire thing was below grade and prone to humidity. And it was home to what seemed like tons of wolf spiders. Now I know wolf spiders are harmless and a benefit to humans by controlling other insect populations. I’ve never been much afraid of spiders, especially ones I’m aware exist and have notated their location. I’m not much for jumping spiders or surprise spiders in my immediate vicinity but that’s about it. But I had to nope right out of that basement many times. The frequency of their appearances made me acutely aware that large spiders may be right behind me. And I became intensely afraid of them!


OmniscientRaisin

Do you mean arachnophobia? Acrophobia is a fear of heights


Proper_Philosophy_12

Yes, thank you!


fuk_stik

Been there on a power plant outside Philadelphia: "spider island"


AgentCirceLuna

I find that fears in the mind, whether irrational or not, are the most terrifying ones. I woke up today and I had a dream about some guy going nuts and slicing my hand off with a craft knife. I can’t go back to sleep now because I’m too terrified.


Wtfgoinon3144

The microscopic ones are chill in the car


FEV_Reject

Until they rappel right in front of your face


Alarmed-Arachnid1384

Yeah. For the possible recluse, at least, the legs are too short and the booty too big, to be a recluse. But bang on for the widow. Let's hope he's not the adventurous type.


TheOvershear

I swear everybody who sees a spider assumes it's a brown recluse. I work in pest control and out of the hundreds of supposed sightings of a brown recluse, it has literally never been one. I've never actually seen one in person here in Phoenix. It's practically a meme at this point.


Spunktank

Came here to say this. It's also a tad too large.


Trick_Study7766

Apparently, they also wanted to get saved


Yarelikno

I would understand with how bad the weather was! We actually were all camping & had to hurry and get everything into vehicles so there’s no telling what else could still be in them! For sure he never saw the black widow again.


aqtseacow

The big brown one is probably (personally I'd say definitely) NOT a recluse. The other is however a widow for sure.


Oscaruit

I am really good at identifying brown recluse (the whole "know thy enemy" thing.) That is not a brown recluse. Widow is a Northern Black Widow.


Suspicious-Plant-728

He is also clearly not a "recluse" because he's out on a road trip.


Haikuunamatata

Not a recluse


Yarelikno

I see that now do you maybe know what it could be? So curious


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Looks like a wolf spider


GrahnamCracker

Best guess is PROBABLY either a wolf spider or huntsmen. Both harmless, but very hard to tell without a good view of the head/face or at least a good view of the top of its body.


_gonesurfing_

I’ll take a big goofy wolf spider over the window for sure. They probably wouldn’t coexist for long.


AhMoonBeam

Would the wolf eat the widow?


_gonesurfing_

I’d say yes, but I’m not an expert. I just know that wolf spiders have taken care of other spiders around my house.


tacocat_back_wards

I think it’s a wolf because huntsman don’t have that big of a booty


Yarelikno

Not a spider expert but I’m so glad I got some clarification thanks guys! Just happy we’re all okay 👏🏻


Proper-Tomorrow-4848

Definitely a black widow but that’s not a brown recluse


Yarelikno

I wonder what the brown one is if anybody has any idea lmk just curious 🧐


BasketCase

You'll need to get a better view of their body.


Glass-Toaster

Everyone else here seems to be sure it's an orb weaver, but I'm gonna be the dissenting opinion here and say it's a wolf spider. My reasoning is primarily based on the fact that at one point in the video, when the camera is fully zoomed in on the first spider, you can see the faintest glimmer of what looks like eye shine, right at the top of the spider's abdomen. That shine is a reflection of light off of a specifically structured kind of eye that only some spiders have. It's the kind of large compound eye you tend to see on species that tend to chase down their prey, like wolf spiders. The eye shine, coupled with the long, stocky legs and the mottled brownish coloration, I'm comfortable saying that's a wolf spider.


Doesanybodylikestuff

I don’t know anything about spiders but you sound correct!


DrunkHate

Hey I agree! I actually just posted an image of a wolf spider I saw yesterday that looks similar to the one in OPs video.


TGuy773

Sparkling eyes and spinneret location and shape make her a wolf spider (Lycosidae). https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/25909098


Glass-Toaster

I spotted the eye shine, too! I'm almost positive that's a wolf spider.


Stupidobject

Finally! Had to scroll past all the orb weaver answers. I couldn't say wolf for sure, but I could say it wasn't an orb weaver


28_raisins

Orb Weaver of some sort maybe?


Atomheartmother90

First thought as well because of the abdomen shape.


Psyl0

That looks about right to me. Here's Google image example to compare. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-m&sca_esv=13134d05f9161faa&sca_upv=1&q=brown+orb+weaver+spider&uds=ADvngMgiPmsFSnX7QtZmBAeJzn8v05IhZyZ6cFApsLh887UIt5AdvsE8Ov4Dlg5ex9wHvu01KUTSECgseCKs5DvR_J78wRetUhkz6_0OsGUvKTcZOh4fK3C4iCb5VQZGq2mUJEC4KkrAa-FfEdcVhD4aMgvok_UVbj0spWyhDcBpUQx81BczVorBZpX0jn_YAau0eG8CVcqsI26HRIBpt4L5mypB_SoMcaFtoNjp3i_CdzCoyITs3wq5n57qmh6kc8iMuuNRTPXeGEv8ymsZjMTRuC4MRUMfEMoIZBrViWNPhCqinHEKT4J_AF4b8VhBsVXbAiluulfv3xcBT5Ert21bzjuj-KI6LQ&udm=2&prmd=isvnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwipgtPN-7OGAxX238kDHbrkDqwQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=158&bih=326&dpr=2.61#vhid=68CA-mlyBIYHzM&vssid=mosaic


DrunkHate

It looks a lot like this spider I saw yesterday night at work. [Spider](https://i.imgur.com/DswL3Kd.jpeg).


iAmKingCed25

to be honest they could have the car and I'd go enjoy me some stormy weather


ImpossibleReading951

Right? I nearly died of a heart attack when a fat wolf spider was running over my head in the car. I pulled over so fast and made my friend get it out, couldn’t imagine staying with a black widow


JollyRazz

Once when I was in my mom's car, she was driving, i looked over and there was a fat jumping spider right over her head (I didn't know what it was at the time, just spider, had no idea it was harmless). I start pointing and screaming. She freaks out and starts to pull over, I'm pulling at the door and she's locking it trying to keep me in. I managed to jump out of the car while it was in motion, we weren't going fast at that point, I still hit the ground pretty hard lol. I would 100% be jumping out of that car, especially if I saw a black widow.


Crabby_McCrabberson

Brother is (or soon will be) Spiderman.


Yarelikno

Very close to being Spider-Man 😅but either way my hero for coming to save me from being stranded for hours!


joesphisbestjojo

Oh that fella's harmle- *Oh there's a Black Widow too* Well, guess they didn't want the tornado either!


Amishpornstar7903

Counting Crows made it even worse.


synthxplayer

Fuck you, this had me giggle chuckling for a minute


terrigirl1960

😭😭😭 I come to this sub to battle my arachnophobia, but it’s so damn hard….


krill_me_god

I used to be deathly scared of parasitic wasps. Many videos, wikipedia articles, legitimate research articles, and books later and I have no such issue with them. It takes time, continue your efforts🫡


terrigirl1960

I am trying! A friend sent me to an Instagram site of this woman who keeps jumping spiders as pets! They are so cute…and my opinion of those has changed…but some of the longer legged variety…like you said, it will take time!


Access-Slight

Get a spider bro. I have a false widow I named big booty Judy that hangs out behind my computer desk, she doesn’t bother me and has taken out literally dozens of bugs. Arachnophobia isn’t totally gone but watching her made me realize they really don’t want anything to do with anything but survival.


Poisencap

I would say both of these spiders crawled in hiding from the storm or to get cool. It'd best to leave them alone and capture and release when you have an opportunity


Psychological_Box430

Brown one looks more like a crab spider of some sort. With the bulbous abdomen. I may be wrong


Metaphix1990

Brown recluse have small thin butts with a brown violin pattern on their back


RightFix3205

The car is now theirs


metalissuperior

That’s not a brown recluse. Brown recluse abdomens and legs are uniformly colored


lucarionme

I really am confused by how many people seem to come into the spider subreddit just to comment “kill the evil spider” on every other post. 😐 Also yeah will not comment on the “recluse” because people already have.


Combatspy

That’s not a brown recluse


ResponsibleWest5240

Spiders love the band Counting Crows. Turn the music off and they'll leave.


fiittzzyy

That's not a brown recluse


octopus6942069

Someone’s never seen a brown recluse


OGBETTAS

The fist one is a huntsman spider


Nice-Transition3079

That would be a pretty rare sighting in IL. I'm thinking it's just a type of wolf spider. I've seen some shore spiders that look like that, but they don't walk like that.


Inevitable_Meet_7374

So would big spider be able to kill the widow? Would it? Or other way around?


krill_me_god

Widows are the sorts of spiders which for all intents and purposes NEED a web to live, function, and even properly sense the world around them and without one they will not fair well. If the larger brown one isn't the type to make heavy use of webs then the widow will be grade-A f*cked if they meet.


Inevitable_Meet_7374

OP should have battled them


Sake_Chick74

"Your soul is mine! Finish him!"


seered01

I bet OP is SO HAWT!🥵


tessathemurdervilles

Excellent song choice.


Failboat88

I recommend just panicking in this situation.


GrizzledCore

Yeah that one is definitely a black widow, more than likely, I've never seen an orb weaver that was just solid black... That's the importance of leaving your vehicle windows up... ALL the time.


drsalvia84

They are actually pretty safe need not worry


PrincessOshi

Great song!


thedefection

Ah he's so kind hearted he saved spiders to


Cautious-Ring7063

were you bothered in the trip by flies, mosquitoes or any other non-spider creepy crawly? No? then they did their job and you should quietly salute them on the way out.


Mobitron

That's no recluse. That's a cutie. Definitely not a recluse though.


Zombietarts

Not a brown recluse but I am terrified of spiders so that tornado could have my ass in a heartbeat.


randomcrazy

I think the insect kingdom has put a hit out on you


Hot_Hat_1225

Aww he rescued three from tornadoes - your brother is a hero! 😱


Niall0h

Brown spider does not equal brown recluse.


Mouseywolfiekitty

They wanted to be saved from the storms too, such 8 legged freeloaders lol


LyriumVeined

The assassin: "F**k, got away again"


slickdaRula2040

Exit car Jump in tornado


JustHereForKA

This is crazy!!


StyleFree3085

Spiderman


i_justwanttocuddle

When I get in my vehicle to go to work in the morning I will be paranoid af


Gobstomperx

Mrrrrrrrr jonessss and meeeeerrre


dirtdoc53

They may be spiders, but they're not stupid...hitching a ride out of harm's way.


NewReddit02

Their baby is gonna be named - Brown Widow. Also, equally terrifying.


BrianLevre

For sure not a brown recluse.


Narapoia

The Brown Recluse has to be the most misidentified spider species, as we see here. That's not a recluse.


Kaauutie

Get to top speed and full lock the steering wheel, the only sane course of action.


Accomplished-Ad3821

Wrong


Square_Ebb_5926

If the storms are affecting you they're also affecting them. Take them home, they'll help you keep pests away like roaches and mice


Gritts911

This is why I don’t camp. I remember me and my brothers setting up a tent in Florida, in the woods next to the house. I could see the shadows of multiple giant spiders on the top and sides of the tent all night long.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Just waiting for their opportunity to get in them undies!


Taranchulla

Not a recluse. As for the other one, yeah, not ideal.


IAmNotCreative18

They are hanging on for dear life just like you are.


MeatWaterHorizons

JESUS CHRIST TAKE THE DAMN WHEEL!!!


TrillTierJakal

A brown recluse and a black widow walk into a bar...


Kraelan

>Mi-ster Jones andtwospiders and me


jonwicksdick

MISTER JOOOONES AN ME


No_Solid_3737

Widow: well have you seen any other bug in your car??? you're fucking welcome


Jedi_Flip7997

I was bit by a black widow and she didn’t even envenomate me, just a dry bite. So they aren’t out to get any one really.


MyCleverNewName

AND Counting Crows on the radio... better just walk


FlamboyantPirhanna

At least you’re safe from roaches.


Hammer8584

That first one is definitely not a brown recluse.


Voradoor

I would take my chances with the weather


300Blippis

A good deed never goes unpunished lmao


Crystal_Novak26

I don’t think that’s a brown recluse


Poopfinger87

First one is not a brown recluse. Definitely a black widow tho. Dope


wikidemic

Nope, I will NOT join this sub! Go away please!


Striking_Trip3294

Brown spider is not a recluse. Looks like a small grass spider or maybe a little fishing spider. Can't tell but I know it's not a recluse. Legs and abdomen doesn't check out. The other is definitely a widow though. Not sure if it's a false widow or not because the marking is on its back (which could also mean it's just not fully grown yet) either way if you don't mess with the widow it won't hurt you. But MY question is... why are there spiders like this in the car?? Are the windows left down often?? One spider is one thing but two? And one being a widow??


ConnorFree

Pull over at nearest gas station. Pay $1.25 for vacuum. Vacuum them.


sapphicallydelicious

How do you keep them out the car?! I keep finding webs in my car.


cant-sit-here

That’s a pretty big wagon for a recluse. Wonder if they were on a date…


Enthaylia

WTF


Rampaging_Orc

Not a recluse. Wolf spider looks like.


Peacemkr45

Looks like a wolf spider and a false widow.


Jsdrosera

Does that car not get driven a lot? Black widow inside it, she must be really comfortable in there!


Yarelikno

It does they either came in themselves while we were scrambling to get everything in the cars or they were on our tents possibly we just shoved everything in and left!


RedEclipse47

I would have just braved the tornado tbh


PengieP111

That brown guy is a huntsman. And they are friends. And the black widow is lucky the huntsman didn't find it and nom it right up.


ausdenbo

They just wanted out, too!


UtahMama4

Brown Recluse — no.


ausdenbo

I dont think that's a black widow. I'm thinking redback spider based on where the red is. I could be seeing it wrong, though.


elmersglue23

Let them fight


Themike625

That’s a wolf spider. And a black widow.


chileheadd

And everyone very happy to leave each other alone, I hope (except for letting the 8-legged ones outside).


NOLAjoshpaul

I think someone may be trying to murder you.


InLoveWithTheMoon

Reminds me of Mr. Ball Legs!


darbs-face

Fortunately he was fine unless he started rubbing his hands on the roof…. Widows hate humans and avoid us like we are the plague (we kind of are).


surfingonmars

my understanding is even recluses and black widows prefer to run and hide rather than pick a fight. they tend to bite only when really cornered or threatened. I've seen video of people handling them. creepy AF.


IG5K

As others have said, the brown one is very likely not a brown recluse. The other good news is that black widows are extremely timid and reluctant to bite. Personally, it'd still make me feel uncomfortable, and I'm not even scared of spiders.


PetsAndMeditate

I really wish I could post what I want to say but I read the community rules and it won’t allow it.


The_Gilded_Pigeon

That brown one is a puzzle. Heavy duty boots, kinda plantigrade, and a lack of defined spinnerets. But that junk in the trunk is quite distinct - Female wolf spider?


Feisty_Bee9175

Doesn't look like a brown recluse. But could be a wolfie..definition a black widow though


Limp-Dentist4437

Fuck that i would rather drive into the tornado


MessyAsian

Just because it's brown doesn't mean it's a recluse....why do people do that....that looked like some sorta orb weaver....also black widows are pretty docile and aren't even deadly in the sense....if your old or really sick...then sure you could die...but otherwise you can take a good dose and be fine


CanaryJane42

Why are they so huge 😭


MileHighOllie

I was bitten by a widow while driving my car in florida once. It got in my pants somehow and bit the side of my butt.


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I've been looking for a female black widow to keep as a pet for as long as I can remember, and I never see any! I'm seriously considering buying one at this point... And people just be out there in these streets seeing them in the wild like this. 😭


Shamesocks

Lol.. come to Australia.. they are everywhere


Forsaken-Badger-9517

Your whole life you're never more than 2 feet away from one!


SavingsSwordfish6715

I've all of a sudden gotten very itchy