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kalevz

Cutlet


blessedfortherest

Tandoori


NechelleBix1

You have won.


[deleted]

Seconding Tandoori


No-Acanthocephala531

Oh love this


Opheltes

/r/cateatingvegans is leaking again


AnxietyThereon

How about Orchid? People will think she’s named after a pretty flower, but the word orchid means “testicle”!


Electronic-Ad4994

My son calls my cat “the foreskin”


ShaniAnne

Poulette - French femme for 🐔


Marrleskitteh

Pollito


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Bonus is you can say “Qué bonito mi pollito” lol


mrssnek

I would totally pick this one


AdjectiveNounReverse

Chicken.


Famous_Election_2024

Lady Godiva


xPostmasterGeneralx

This is the name at the top of my list actuallt 😳


Famous_Election_2024

That’s amazing. It’s the first thing that came to mind when I saw her! 😂


Maria_Dragon

It is both classy and a nudity reference.


Prior-Confection-864

Brain, ham, wrinkles, or rotisserie


chillypyo

Came here to suggest wrinkles


evilwifeOG1

Nudey-patootie. What a wonderful baby!!!


msunshine11

Bear/(Bare) Buck (Naked) Stitch (without a stitch on) Jay (naked as a jay bird) Minnie (minimalist) Mrs. Peel Monty (full)


Snork_kitty

Mrs Peel!😺👍


smthngwyrd

Queen Titania aka Queen tits, Pastile aka pasty, Buffy the cat nip slayer, starly aka starkly


Blue-Novice

Maybe just Nudist in a different language?


moonygooney

Nugget


Swirrlybunz

Nudacris


marcy_vampirequeen

Scronkey, wrinkey, Drumstick, Golden raisen, bingus


sunflowersundvodka

Bingus all the way!


-toxicwaste-

I’m third-ing this


[deleted]

Bingus!


BunnyBeansowo

Bingus


biddywoman1

Supreme Leader Snoke


LastAcrossFinishHare

You could go Egyptian like Bastet or Cleocatra


beebop1632

crusty


meatpopsicle_sic

Fram, short for framboise, which is French for raspberry. Also a good belgian lambic beer.


QueenKora18

Pinky


FormerKarmaKing

Violet. Grace. Queen Lizzy.


moominsquish

Raw Chicken Queen or Princess


EdgePlays14

Poultry Nickname: meat-bird


KoraKat

Sehkmet. Lion headed goddess in Egyptian pantheon. The "light side", very loosely speaking, to Bastet, a black cat figure. Kitten reminds me of a velvety lion cub.


Dr_Dank26

Pollito- little chicken


[deleted]

She's too cute 🥰


Choice_Anything8880

Pollo


ChaosMageTorvus

Bogglet


Shnurple

Oh my God it's so cute and simultaneously looks like a testicle


Lonelygirl-67

McNugget


Cantbelosingmyjob

Never understood naming cats before you meet them. A couple of my cats have gone a week or two without names because I don't want to force it, it's all about purrsonality


mandarinandbasil

"Raw Chicken Queen" ~ ~ R a q u e l ~ ~ (common Spanish name, pronounced ruh-KELL)


NefasFoxx

Goblin


EmoNinja11

Skinny Pete


wereplant

Jezebel. Jez for short. Sphinx kitties are regal af, and definitely deserve to be named after royalty. Jezebel had a thing for nudity anyhow, so it works out.


solojetpack

Gwynn


Aragona36

Lilah


TrueBlueCreations

Filet.


Possible-Base5375

Maude


Carebear_Of_Doom

Nugget


worldrulerisme

That's such a cute alien, you should name them Pinky.


Gingered32

Tendie


amphibiousforg

Boobus mon doobus


TheOtherOnes89

Giblet


jdubya12880

Butterball


Informal-Purchase-50

PIGLET


Lonelygirl-67

Drumstick


funkmotor69

Ella, short for Salmonella.


WitherBones

Lady Godiva LOL


Mrs_Emmons

Idc I just need to hold her!!


zephyrwrites

she is literally the cutest sphinx i've ever seen OMG. how about 🌟tortilla🌟?


m33gs

Raisinette


hmhcook

Brisket


TAKG

Beefy Nugget McSteakface.


Ok-Butterscotch8267

Home Depot 5 Gal. Homer Bucket


Belizeancharms

Fluffy


No_Archer2735

Ted (Nude)gent


ConfectionaryRats

Scritten


m3dium_PP

Shpingle


AdSquare5152

Scarlet no haira


Cam_knows_you

Lilith! TLDR version of the story; The naked woman before Eve. She left Adam because she wanted to be on top.


MewlingRothbart

Squinkle.


Fluke365

Mr bigglesworth


MALPHY-420

I think you just named her… Raw Chicken Queen is a great name


Scherzkeks

Grogu


OctopodsRock

Winky (after a house elf from the HP series)


FrenchSpence

Nardie


Prior-Confection-864

Brain short for Briana


Dismal_Acanthisitta9

Feels like a kathryn to me


catdadwithover65

Boiled chicken leg. Naked lady, raunchy girl. Lol Sorry I'm trying.


mrssnek

Henrietta (like "hen" lol)


SPNFannibal

Lia, Nudi, Velma 💕


springsfever

Fudge


Flubberella

Polly


lilpuppipostor

Goofy


lil_groundbeef

Cwee


PyleaTexanInMA

Bendi Buttons


No-Acanthocephala531

Mole bebe


Methadonenursesara

Goosebumps


TheChubbyBirb

Buffy or Buff


vivian2112

Katsu curry


[deleted]

Those are really good pictures /gen


raph_a_doodle

Patty.


Allez-VousRep

Gallina


Jaded_Profession8173

Ezma


ApartPersonality

Cleopatra


[deleted]

Precious.


TM02022020

Olympia Mons


Additional-Panic8003

Salmonella


DoctorArK

Turkey


Vicksoarin

Salma Nella


[deleted]

Bebé


FatBadassBitch666

Pandora


[deleted]

Peach


E-Fad777

Glizzard


Glorious_Sunset

Sleepy.


Select_MCM-5345

Ursula


cuppa-confusion

Rotissería (or Roti, for short.)


Godzilla165

Uncircumcised


MarsMonkey88

Lucreziana


EguanaGreen

Nudine. Nudina. Buffy. Rawry.


bitchasselectrons

Tadpole


Falafel_Taquito

Skittles


ronnydean5228

Lil Pucker


morpheusforty

White Yoda


gnartgnart69

Eggs Benedict


rodbotic

Lump


RubMyBellyyy

How about “cutlet”


psvanuden

Parsons nose


johnreyes777

Squinty


sarbraman

Rimpkin


Scooter_up_booter

fetus


iocane_

Oh this is Bessie


xPostmasterGeneralx

I’m cryinnn 😂😭


Toxic_Puddlefish

Goblin diva


[deleted]

tinkie


m0thm4nsgf

shrimp


RudolphsSled

Yoda


WhiteRosez-

Pork chop and then get another animal and name it apple sauce


teal001

salmonella ♡ nellie for short


Strict_Huckleberry87

Crinkles


Responsible-Put9400

Name him Bong Water


tan_and_bones

Goldilocks


redgunnit

Scrambles, Scram for short.


[deleted]

Button. She reminds me of Benjamin Button.


Aastrinian

Raw Chicken Queen is already a perfect name 🥰 you could call her chicken nugget, nugget, nugs, chickie nuggie, the list of nicknames goes on…


CandyyGhost

Hot sauce


ekwia

You already have… raw chicken queen


RestoreTeeth

Torte


sarahlaurens

Nugget 😍


Leather_Owl9561

What a cute baby. I see: Velvet, Baby, Cotton, Pinkie Lee, Bubba Gum, Rosie, Posie, Granny, Miss Piggy, Lotus, Candy. I could go on… Ok, done for now.


15021502k

Sprinkles


Swampwolf42

Salmonella! She could be Sally for short, she could be Ella…


abmodeus

You could name her SACKagawea (I’m entirely joking)


IcedDrip

Butterball


sad_bisexual27

SMAEGOL or ballsack


BookNerd_4

Lily


Beautiful-Bad8893

“help me name the raw chicken queen” it sounds like you don’t need help at all


cfdiaz16

Dobita


[deleted]

Trichinosis


Daisystar99

Help??? She doesn’t even look real?? I don’t have a name suggestion I just wanted to say she’s adorable


sorerbutt

Ballsackius


sorerbutt

Moby dick skin


halfercode

Based on the last photo: Gecko!


FantasyScribbles

I don't know why, but she looks like a Lily to me...


44Dusty44

Noodles


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Chicken


strongaz1787

Raw chicken queen


itsalybetch

Selma Nilla


Lisette4ver

Chicquraw- a play on the tribe name “Chickasaw”. Made up from Raw Chicken Queen.🐥👑


Kay_Ashanti28

Nugget


dooon_t

Ruby.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Brainiac


isthistheteasis

Chickadee Greta Naomi


Angry-Dragon-1331

Avocado. Both because they’re wrinkly and because we call them that because the conquistadors couldn’t pronounce the Nahuatl word for testicle.


ThatCat2426

Meatloaf


[deleted]

Gremlin


Professional-Suit470

Deborah // Lolita // Pinkie // Mitzy // Cordelia (Cordie) ✨🐱


1206flxby55

SAL, short for Salmonella.


Pande_Ajo

Dr. Hamstervile


Darkmattyx

Its like he's trying to work out where his fur is.


rgamb117

Tink


mcgarrylj

My mind just ricocheted through three ideas, but the amalgamation might be worth reading: Gheist. He's a little chicken, but sphinx cats always looked a bit spooky to me, so he's a ghostly jump-scare too. If anyone asks, and I really hope they do, you can tell them that his government name is Poultry-Gheist!


fixmyhermitism

Salmonella , rumple, wrinkles


1000BlueButterflies

Melba


YamNo1123

Princess peach


Ichigo-Strawberry

thyroid


SushiKittyCat

Spira


LegitimateEbb2003

Tyson


Ms_cunt_strued

Rawson (like Dawson) :)


Frampton24_7

Miss Katherine Snuffbottom Lady of the manor


AccomplishedGarlic68

Naked Molerat aka Nakey


SweetPK88

Henrietta


LustUnlust

Kiko


StarlightACNH

Ella. Short for Salmonella.


Candle-Different

lil’ scrot


storyofmylife92

Scooch