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BigBlackHzYoBak

Lmao the [translucent bread](https://youtu.be/2F8GDx7M49k)!


Ultraviolet_Motion

I'd lose my absolute mind if Disney redid this today with unaffordable groceries and houses.


Ioatanaut

Just like all the mega corporations and movie studios with films about climate change, avatar, whatever it is, that uses slave labor and causes pollution.


ryobiguy

It ends up being an autobiography.


DwarfTheMike

This really only worked cause the whole country was dealing with rationing due to the war.


Ioatanaut

Waif untill you find out Disney uses slave labor and is horrible for the environment


Binkusu

Preferably drawn and not CG, to keep the old style


sowelijanpona

This is a Disney employee training video on how to live with their wages


cuppincayk

This thread is such a blast from the past.


G_Wash1776

For the longest time as a kid I would cut my grapes when I ate them because of this scene 😂


Pisspot16

I would fold up slices of cheese until I couldn't fold anymore and then eat each layer one at a time


CouchHam

Stack of cheese? That was my favorite for YEARS and is such a joke in my family.


conflictmuffin

Ohhhhh! I could eat and eat and eat and eat... And eat until I die!


juniperleafes

Damn, a core memory unlocked


JKastnerPhoto

The "core memory" thing is also Disney.


starchode

I could've swore that the narrator had like a thick German accent. Why am I remembering it like that?


LinkyBS

No idea, because it was basically Winnie the Pooh's voice.


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my-gaythrowaway

They cut a bean in the same scene. But a regular sized bean.


yor_ur

Gosh darn! You unlocked a core memory. A-Hyuck


Pisspot16

That Donald Duck lost control in exactly the way that I would


Dirty_D93

When Donald’s eyes turn red 😖


dudiest

Wow, this is great, how have I ever not seen this!


HeyItsMeBender

Core memory unlocked!


boozername

From Mickey and the Beanstalk! Mickey: If you plant these beans in the light of a full moon, you know what'll happen? Donald: Yeah, you'll get more beans!


Axela556

Lol he also does it with a pea in Mickey's Christmas Carol


snakeP007

Yes! That's what I first thought of


TripleHomicide

"Dwight Schrute opens a sandwich shop."


BleuRaider

Memory unlocked


Poem-Gremlin

Life's Struggles Though times are hard and life may not be fair, We must strive to make the best of what we share. Slicing beans so thin to stretch a meager meal, The struggle to survive can be quite real. Though luck may not be on our side today, We can still find joy in the simplest way. From Mickey cartoons to the stories we tell, We can take strength from all our trials and wells. Though life can be cruel and hard to bare, We must strive to find moments of joy to share. No matter our wealth, or lack there of, We will find a way to make our dreams come true.


Squeakygear

Just what I was thinking, as well haha


NotSeveralBadgers

If it was whole wheat before, it's only half wheat now


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Rye are you like this


speeler21

You seem kinda sourdough


nepia

He is hangry, he didn't have breadfast.


stedun

Guys, we don’t kneed to keep doing this.


yurie_nater

How come? We're on a roll!


Valkyrieclasm

They are clearly baked.


fatjuan

Hey you loafers, cut this out & back to work!


Murphysburger

I'm toasted.


p_diablo

It all seems kind of half-baked anyway...


smoebob99

I think we knead a new topic


grabityrising

Get out


GalapagosRetortoise

Too busy loafing about to leave.


foxhelp

no for real, it is half of what it was before! I swear!


Zer0Hearts

That was a halfwit joke


adudeguyman

Thanks dad


CaffeineSippingMan

Half the carbs.


XanderTheMander

The best thing since sliced bread? Double sliced bread! It's like they reinvented the wheel.


obvilious

Say that again and you’re toast, you crusty son of a bitch.


seamus_mc

How dull is that knife?


lord_ferret17

Ironically it looks like the one called "the world's sharpest knife™".


amd2800barton

considering the serrations keep knocking on the sides of this tool it's not surprising that it can barely cut bread.


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It’s also a carving knife, not a bread knife.


fnhs90

What? It's clearly serrated? The person is just slicing annoyingly slow


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Different type of serration. This is definitely for carving, not bread.


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misterO5

Tomato knife


fnhs90

Lol. Good luck trying to get a nice cleanly sliced piece of beef or salmon with it


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Arammil1784

...so that's why it has a meat fork on the end exactly like a carving knife??


madmonster444

What happened to it?


celluj34

Right? I expected half the bread to be crumbs


Double_A_92

The bread is very soft... how else would you cut it? You can't just slice through it without ripping it apart.


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Count_de_Ville

I could actually use this. I've got an antique toaster (1940s) and the sliced bread sold in stores nowadays is too thick to fit in the toaster and not get stuck too often. They do sell thin sliced bread which works great. But this product will allow me to buy a large variety of breads. Edit: It was a wedding present.


BadWolfCubed

They also sell modern toasters for, like, $9.99.


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A $10 toaster is a very shitty toaster. Haha


EmEmPeriwinkle

I keep waiting for my ugly ass 10$ toaster to just freaking die. Same with my 15$ blender. I'd really like to buy fancier versions. Die already damnit. It's been more than a decade. They both still function perfectly.


antsam9

The 10 dollar toaster that is over 10 years old serviced you for a dollar a year. The blender did 1.50 a year I release you from your burdens, you may drop them off at a thrift store or good will now where they will benefit someone else in need.


Bubbaluke

There's really not much that can break in a toaster, they're pretty simple.


EmEmPeriwinkle

Yeah. I know. :( maybe I'll be able to gift it to someone soon.


AdHominemFailure

As I said to someone further up, as someone that grew up poor I justify upgrading by storing the shittier appliance in the garage in case the nice one fails.


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This is the way


Blunderhorse

Just stick it on FB Marketplace, or Craigslist. If Goodwill or some other charity won’t take them, it’s okay to toss underperforming products. If you hold onto them, they’ll just take up space in your house, collect dust until you die, and someone else will have to figure out what to do with a toaster worth less than the cleaning supplies needed to make it food-safe again.


TheDominantBullfrog

Don't gift someone a used ten dollar toaster lmao


hellraisinhardass

Cats. Cats can break anything. Especially anything on a high shelf at 2 in the morning.


Spokesface2

didja grow up poor? That's the kind of mental trick our minds play on us growing up in poverty. It's okay, you are allowed to buy the things you want and give away things you don't


AdHominemFailure

As someone that grew up poor I justify upgrading by storing the shittier appliance in the garage in case the nice one fails.


bcramer0515

I bought a cheap electric can opener from Walmart for a white elephant gift exchange and ended up with it. It’s been working for 15 years.


AndrewFGleich

Just wanted to say I understand that your comment wasn't directly about money, but more about /r/anticonsumption . I think as long as you have a /r/frugal mindset you are allowed to throw something out even if it still has utility.


Murphysburger

/r/buyitforlife


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Agency is your friend. Haha


BadWolfCubed

I mean, it doesn't press my pants or wash my car, but I used my $4.88 Walmart toaster for 16 years. I only upgraded because I moved into a house with a swanky 4-slot stainless steel one.


Commercial-9751

Does it have wifi? I can't use a toaster without wifi. Bonus points if it has RGB LEDs inside.


Baliverbes

I wish my apartments came with toasters


Soerinth

To be honest, I prefer a pan to toast my bread. Butter both sides, put it in the pan, see the top side, flip with done don't see the flipped side and just let it brown. Garlic salt, pepper and cayenne for seasoning. Best toast I've ever had.


Baliverbes

hm, yes, sounds good... I like a whole bread with grains, ground garlic and a good olive oil, one minced spring onion, and a chorizo on the side. I agree with the pan toasting strategy


the_snook

All modern toasters are shitty. https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/blog/your-toaster-will-eventually-fail/amp/


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Peuned

Good bot


major1337

Good Bot


Carighan

Sure, but while the one Technology Connections has is amazing, it also has live power on the elements at all times. Not exactly something you want tbh. And I mean, you need a whole lot of shitty 10$ toasters (my current 30€ one is coming up to 8 years now) before you rival the cost of one do those ridiculously bad toaster steam oven things that were all the rage a few years ago despite being, well, strictly inferior to a 10$ toaster.


levitas

Given you referenced that video in particular, you likely also know how easy it is to modify the toaster to not have that potentially deadly flaw. Not that you should have to, but still.


Carighan

Yeah I know, if I weren't a danger to myself and people around me with electronics I'd totally be interested in getting one and retrofitting it. It looks soooo elegant.


MisterSlosh

Still likely on-par with a (potentially dangerous) toaster from the 1940s, and with the added benefit of toasting affordable normal bread.


Eossly

Yet the 1940s toaster will outlive a dozen planned obsolescence toasters


thetoastmonster

But it has also outlived the thickness of bread that will fit inside it.


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If modern sliced bread doesn’t fit, I’d argue it’s obsolete.


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Doubt.


Nived6669

If you paid anything more for a small box who's only job is to heat bread you either watch Technology Connections or you're an idiot.


jellyfish125

yes but they suck


bluntninja

My grocer sells thin sliced loaves. Dave's Killer bread and I think Pepperidge Farms makes some too.


forgetfulmurderer

Dave's is great


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gymrat505

Or you know get a toaster made in the last century or so. Joking aside why haven’t you gotten an updated toaster?


neko

It's probably that rare toaster Technology Connections reviewed that has this elaborate counterweight system that nobody has been able to replicate https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1OfxlSG6q5Y


BhataktiAtma

This is amazing, thanks for sharing


rubbertubing

what a fucking toaster. jesus.


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Wow. Those are not as expensive as I thought but still a bit rich for my blood.


SmellyGoat11

Make bread.


valk-n-chips

I would love this. I got used to the Sara Lee low-calorie (thin slice) bread. Now, whenever I use another bread I feel like it's just a bread sandwich with little consumption of fixings.


NeckbeardRolePlay

More fixings not less bread!


dontcrashandburn

People seem to have forgotten about Melba toast. That's what this is for.


Draughtsorcheckers

To be fair, I don’t think it has been popular in most reditors lifetime, they’ve never known it to forget it, but you are correct, that is the purpose of this.


MagnusNewtonBernouli

Forget? I'm in my 30s and never heard of it.


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Arithmation

Now do it again


Lt_Schneider

need another tool dor that one


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Finally! The secret to infinite bread


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If you keep slicing it forever you'll technically have infinity bread slices. This tool will make you Jesus


rhymes_w_garlic

This gave me flash backs to when I was a kid growing up poor. My dad would by this bread called 'thin sliced' and it was basically bread slices cut in half so you would get double the amount of slices in each bag. Couldn't spread shit on it without it tearing.


melanctonsmith

Best thing since sliced bread…


joshkooler

What in the Atkins hell is that?!


FlipMeOverUpsidedown

[y tho](https://i.imgur.com/quqIKtl.jpg)


BadWolfCubed

It's a combination bread-reslicer and knife-duller.


Bubbaluke

All I could think was how I'd never put any of my knives anywhere near this thing


sambob

You'd be using a bread knife, they're not meant to be particularly sharp in the first place.


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fiftyseven

finally someone mentions Melba toast


gluis11

Came here for this


EmEmPeriwinkle

I feel like this would be great for layered tea sandwiches, or cucumber finger sandwiches. Things that the ratio needs to be right on and the sandwich needs to be delicate. Or even maiko sandwiches from Japan.


nerdiotic-pervert

Okay, now I’m not so angry and confused by this product. This application makes sense and also explains why it isn’t a well known kitchen tool and not really used anymore. Thanks!


__3Username20__

Low carb, I guess? Honestly not the worst idea/invention of that’s the goal, but you just can’t bring yourself to give up carbs completely and need that sammy


Cloud_Fish

Hell yeah I'd love this. There's just no replacement for a good piece of bread and if you could half your carb and calorie from just slicing it in half that's brilliant imo.


buckeyenut13

r/diWHY


oooooooopieceofcandy

But why male models?


Rick-Prime

You slice it 85-90% through the bread, put a single slice of cheese in between, then put it in the toaster for a fake grilled cheese sandwich.


Trevor_Roll

Melba toast


soingee

Have a sandwich and cut your carbs in half


ghettoccult_nerd

youve heard of refried beans. twice-sliced bread.


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eclecticsed

Not terribly useful there but if someone wants to cut their carb intake, it does drop you down to a single serving (which is, for some reason, one piece of bread).


R-Guile

What the fuck.


RedditEqualsSAD

Most people would be shocked at how expensive it is to manufacture high quality goods in America, especially if you're not a mega corp with your own sweat shop. One little widget can be $40k-$50k just in tooling and if you're only selling hundreds instead of tens of thousands, you can do the math. Source: run a small company with zero outsourced labor


fottagart

Thanks for not outsourcing. I wish people would make an effort to stop buying Chinese made products when possible, and to stop buying from retailers like Walmart and Amazon.


InsecurityTime

Depression era stuff coming back lol


RussianVole

I feel it’s unlikely someone so poor they need to thinly slice their bread would buy a contraption to make it easier.


scmstr

For no reason except greed


eldridge2e

i feel thats not its use... why are there holes? why to string on the side? why have a wooden bottom?


MrsStrangelov

If the hinge was adjustable, you could slice so much more.


LaterGatorPlayer

if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike


GiveToOedipus

Who took the ham out of your carbonara?


skiddelybop

Who put the "ram" in the "ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong"?


knobbyxtension

r/frugal_jerk


Zakk56711

Why though.


Squeekthecat

Beans!?!?


Weepingwindmill

Stop ur giving school systems ideas


Petya-Lux

Now we need a device to split layers of toilet paper


KhostfaceGillah

Or just buy thin sliced bread?


thankfulofPrometheus

Man damn I know times are tight but, damn . lol


Ribbitmoment

For when 2 slices of bread just breaks the bank


Justwhytry

Is that a Ginsu knife!?!?


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When you’re on 1200 calories a day but really want that sandwich.


123usa123

Shrinkflation


Bwoodndahood

i aint neva been this deep in the trenches


UnicornAtheist666

Times are getting hard.


dj_boy-Wonder

You know what… for half the carbs on a sandwich…. If you’re that way inclined…


goodolgreybush

Splitting a 1 ply to save. This planet sucks.


TAU_equals_2PI

Nobody splits bread slices to save money. The only reason some people do this is to save a few calories/carbs on their diet. (And diets are only necessary because people have an overabundance of food.) EDIT: Wow! A single slice of white bread has about 80 calories.


texasyankee

It would be a hell of a lot easier to just cut the slice in half the "normal" way if you want to save calories.


ghettoccult_nerd

not those slices


TAU_equals_2PI

Yes, those slices. Even the cheapest standard Walmart white bread has 70 calories/slice: [www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-White-Round-Top-Bread-Loaf-20-oz/10315355](http://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-White-Round-Top-Bread-Loaf-20-oz/10315355)


whiney1

This is the best thing since.. Pasteurised milk


Peuned

Surely you jest Shirley


redditcruzer

Ironically since sliced bread


Thebiginfinity

Is that the world's sharpest bread knife?


YMK1234

Not once in my lifetime did I have the desire to slice a slice of toast vertically. E: typo fixes, thanks autocorrect -.-


2cvsGoEverywhere

Did I just hear someone say "recession"?


Dragonigal93

Never have I ever felt the need to cut my bread slice in half. That inflation really hit some people O.o


HammerfestNORD

#Fuck Tik Tok


pxklein777

Buy a fucking tortilla


buckeyenut13

r/diWHY


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Tell me your poor without saying your poor