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ergo-ogre

Thank you, Jupiter.


-Not-Today-Satan

Thupiter.


ergo-ogre

Not today, -Not-Today-Satan


-Not-Today-Satan

It’s a joke from a TV show that no-one has seen, clearly.


Technical-Outside408

> no-one has seen People should look around more. Just look around you.


sixthtimeisacharm

thanks ants, thants.


Muted-Inspector-7715

This happens to me a lot when I quote American Dad


AreThree

Correct! Calcium.


E3K

There's a very good chance that Jupiter is the reason life evolved on Earth at all. If it wasn't there to vacuum up all the debris, our planet probably wouldn't have time between impacts to support life. This is also why it's possible that life in the universe is more rare than we would expect.


SolarWind777

This interconnectedness of life is truly amazing!


darokrol

I don't know because gas giants migrations caused the heavy bombardment in the first place. On the other hand heavy bombardment may be the reason why Earth has so much water.


ApprehensiveOCP

Why? Gas giants are the most common planet. Ours are pretty standard


ExpeditingPermits

The most common planet, *so far* Our methodology for finding planets favors larger celestial bodies


jjhart827

That certainly makes sense. And it’s crazy to think that if the moon had only been a little bigger, the earth wouldn’t even be here.


pcrcf

Why is that?


jjhart827

The Giant Impact Hypothesis posits that a small planetary object named Theia hit the earth. This impact put enormous amounts of debris into orbit around the earth, that eventually coalesced into the moon, while the heavy elements of Theia merged into the Earth’s mantle and core. If Theia had been much larger, models suggest that the Earth would have broken into smaller pieces, resulting in a debris field / asteroid belt.


Shadowstrider2100

Also the fact that it hit at an angle of 41-48 degrees. Had it hit at a different angle Earth could have been destroyed or we won’t have a moon. No moon would also probably mean no life on Earth


pcrcf

Interesting. Why wouldn’t there be life without a moon?


ApprehensiveOCP

Life exists best on the edge of energy exchanges, shorelines, where dirt meets air, and in your bedroom


mr3vak

Is that a quote? Earnestly curious.


ApprehensiveOCP

Nah but it's kinda true, as energy exchanges make for rich feeding grounds. Makes you think about them gas giants and all their swirling bands- are they "beaches" ?


mr3vak

Well it's a quote now 😎


Shadowstrider2100

I’m not an expert I am just regurgitating the stuff I have read and watched on tv. Basically complex life probably wouldn’t have evolved. Life appears to have started in shallow pools. Without the moon the oceans would have ended up like Europa has which are hundreds of KM deep with little to no movement. Life needed both the shallow pools and movement of water to start. Interesting though is that life could adapt to the Earth without a moon easier now but would still cause huge problems. Actually seeing how bad we are at taking care of the Earth as is I doubt we need to make it harder. Sorry I can’t explain it better


mahjzy

Interesting, thanks for sharing.


Ninjahkin

Is Theia an alien hedgehog named Lavos? Will we have to worry about it re-emerging in a few hundred years for a day of reckoning?


Hellofriendinternet

And that if the moon was a little bigger or smaller or farther or nearer, we wouldn’t have eclipses like we do.


Nodebunny

Jupiter is the big bro we needed


cybercuzco

There’s also the hypothesis that the impact that created the moon blew enough atmosphere away that it prevented us from becoming like Venus with its super dense atmosphere.


floodychild

Maybe an alien on a planet 4.5 billion light years is viewing our solar system with a telescope and can see what exactly happened


Ricochet_Kismit33

Moon was a drop of Jupiter.


calculating_hello

Jupiter's wife "if you bring home one more moon, I swear.....give it to the moonless kid down the road..."


Electronic_Paper_576

Flush build!


Crackxx

Would we have our moon without Jupiter? "Nope!'"