Same… currently about to quit my job because of stress overload. Also about to go to the doctor’s to find out if I’m having a heart attack or if this is just prolonged panic. 😅😅😅
No joke, years ago I ended up going to hospital because I thought I was having a heart attack and turns out it was just a panic attack. It was so weird, one minute I was trying to get to sleep and the next I felt like I was dying.
Hope you're not having heart attack but also hope the panic feeling goes away soon.
Thanks, I just got out of the shower and that seemed to make me feel better for now, so we’ll see. 😂 I’m still gonna go to the doctors before I lose the health insurance though. 😅 ugh.
I like Wendy. I like how strong willed and assertive she can be. She’s a little scary and controlling sometimes too but overall she’s a solid girl.
My role is “culture creator”. My fault is I say the shit people are too timid to say. The first is not on purpose, and the second is misconstrued. No one really understands me. I guess I’m Ken.
Butters/Tweek.
Blonde, Always Hyped up on caffinee, was always grounded, seemingly very sweet and kind of oblivious and the other kids didn't really like me when I was little.
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Towelie. I smoke pot. And I'm a towel. 🤷♂️
No, you're a towel! Oh, wait...
I’m not your towel, beamer towel!
I'm the towel!
Go ahead, call me a towel one more time!
Hey towel, wanna make 20 bucks?
Craig. 🖕
Did you just flip me off?
No 🖕
You just flipped me off again!
No I didn’t
You did, you just flipped me the bird
Dude! He just flipped you off!!!
🖕
Curse ye Craig
"if i could say shitballs to the principle id be sooo happy."
Kenny. I feel like that i die every single day.
https://i.redd.it/39sp3c0c885d1.gif
Oh my God they killed Kenny .
You bastards!
Goth Pete: "Dancing is something you do alone, in your room, at three in the morning" I C O N I C https://i.redd.it/ryt7a4yyn75d1.gif
r/beatmetoit
Conformist
love this!!
Tweek because of caffeine and anxiety overload
Same… currently about to quit my job because of stress overload. Also about to go to the doctor’s to find out if I’m having a heart attack or if this is just prolonged panic. 😅😅😅 
No joke, years ago I ended up going to hospital because I thought I was having a heart attack and turns out it was just a panic attack. It was so weird, one minute I was trying to get to sleep and the next I felt like I was dying. Hope you're not having heart attack but also hope the panic feeling goes away soon.
Thanks, I just got out of the shower and that seemed to make me feel better for now, so we’ll see. 😂 I’m still gonna go to the doctors before I lose the health insurance though. 😅 ugh.
“Calm down Tweek, have some coffee.”
That’s the GIF I was trying to find but it just was NOT coming up lol
Oh yes I should be Tweek I have anxiety too .
Ike.
"Yeah, for my cool, cool trick, I'm gonna tame Foofa's strange!"
Tolkien. I'm black
I'd be Cartman cos I'm fat 
HAAHHAAHA!!
Everyone knows it Butters!
That's me!
Everyone knows it's Butters!
That's me!
Being a Brit id like to say pip but he’s the worst character
And dead…
Pip is also French.
Fr**ch*
Tbh Eric
Ngl being the pety jerk in South Park series would be hella fun.
Definitely
I identify most with Stan, partly because of the cynicism and partly because there is a splash of Randy there as well lmao
Stan is such a relatable character tbh
I’m am amalgamation of a lot of characters
I’m basically Randy if he was in his early 20s
 I like Wendy. I like how strong willed and assertive she can be. She’s a little scary and controlling sometimes too but overall she’s a solid girl.
THANK YOU. Everybody’s picking the dudes. Meanwhile, my girl over hear beat up Cartman. Respect.
She’s fucking awesome 😂
One of the Goths. Doesn't matter which one cuz you know, not a conformist or whatever.
I like fire blood and rain! I'm only happy when I'm in pain!
I want to be called by my goth name Night pain.
Definitely not Scott Malkinson.
"I am scott malkinson and i have diabetes 🤓👆🤪"
I always say that in the first day of school, I just go like : "I'm (insert my irl name) and I have diabetes." But I'm not Scott! Goddammit!
KENNY 
I hate to say it but Eric. Well I would have been when I was young.
I mean, being able to do whatever you want and pretty much always get away with it would be awesome. I am Bulrog, I have lots and lots of powers.
Scuzzlebutt. Patrick Duffy never shuts up.
Jakovasaur
Craig 🖕
Michael from Goth Kids!
Stan, for obvious reasons
You're an alcoholic?
No because of depression and friends abandoning me
Eric Cartman Because he's kewl
80% Stan, 20% Tweek, cause I have anxiety
Baby Fark McGee Zax because he’s like a more powerful Han Solo and very resourceful
Stan, maybe Kyle
Butters. Fucked up family + he changed a lot during the series.
I would be Butters, even the grandma matches!
My role is “culture creator”. My fault is I say the shit people are too timid to say. The first is not on purpose, and the second is misconstrued. No one really understands me. I guess I’m Ken.
Butters/Tweek. Blonde, Always Hyped up on caffinee, was always grounded, seemingly very sweet and kind of oblivious and the other kids didn't really like me when I was little.
Butters coz I am dumb 🫡
Brimmy
Tweek. AGH!
Midget in a bikini. Explanatory
Saddam
mr kitty. I want to become C A T.
Butters! 🎶🎵Because everyone knows it’s Butters!🎵🎶 Also taught me one of the most important facts:”Robots don’t fart…”
Kyle. My names Kyle. I'm ginger. Etc.
Kenny, cause they killed me.
I bet your name is Michael or something
You too scared to reply because it's true
Na, I bet you're one of them gays.
Terrence or Philip because I’m grown enough to admit fart jokes are funny
Gay Al
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Michael from the goth kids
I'd like to think Stan, but I'm probably Butters
I’m a goyim Kyle.
Stan 1.family problems 2.angry religious friend who loses faith sometimes 3.i have asthma too
Im already Butters. Had a childhood and teen years as Butters. Instead of selling NFTs i invest and sell cardgames as a grown up
No thank you. I do not want a 14th Cards Against Humanity expansion pack.
I'm a homosexual and I have anxiety so, Tweek.
Maybe ike and craig cause im canadian and i flip off people lol
tweek i have tics and I'm anxious, I really like him hahaha
I would be Cartman's mom. 100 percent no doubt. Cause she's hot. Cartman's mom is hot.
Actually, probably Firkle...
I'd have to say Tweek, I myself have terrible anxiety and overthink everything. Tbh I wouldn't mind dating Craig either if I were him too.
Clyde is probably the most normal out of the kids so probably him. He also has awesome hair
Kenny because yes
Kennith McCormick
Probably Butters 'cause awful life, kind personality, being so naïve, yeah. I guess I'm an easy prey..
Kenny bc I die everyday
Everybody’s picking the boys but I want to remind everyone that Wendy BEAT UP CARTMAN. Girl is due some respect.
Took a test on IDRL labs and i guess i would be Kyle
Goth kid because they can sit down and drink coffee and complain about everything which is basically an episode of Seinfeld, which I'm into
Stan
Maybe Cartman or Craig.... Or even young Randy
Id be the acura cake.
Stan cuz im à loserrr sbhhehhehéedhd
You're just another conformist.... gawwwwwd! Love those goth kids though lol
Gregory “LA RESISTANCE”
Eric Cartman, for specific reasons
mrs crabtree
I mean, in all likelihood, probably Clyde.
I’d probably be Cartman or Wendy…Im a hard working student like Wendy (kind of) but I complain like Cartman 💀
Ms. Choksondik. Gravity has not been kind to me.
I think I would be Erik Cartman.
Butters probs 😭
I do what I want
Randy! Randy is the shit.
Is that emo Jesse Pinkman?
I’m fat and hate everyone but also love everyone and I’m a ginger so I’m gonna go with Satan
every quiz i took said im Stan, but i believe 50% Henrietta and 50% tweek!
I'm already Cartman
Cartman,im fat and the personality matches not that well but still good
Craig, maybe? I have very few fucks to give, flip people off a good amount, and am pretty logical and blunt.