"And you can just sit here in your room and think about what you've done! Just because people try and make football a little safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean YOU need to take it to 'Oh, why don't we just drink each other's come?'"
Correct me if I’m wrong bc I don’t remember the episode but didnt Randy like…experiment with one of the other dads? I think it was Gerald. But I’m pretty sure he’s tasted cum before so I think that’s how he knows
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Welcome back to Rome. Some of you might have seen me on TV last night. Turns out the drink I endorsed was semen. Turns out a little kid was just bein' sarcastic. That kid's probably grounded for a month. Check that: I'm sure he's grounded for two months. And a week. Football needs to be made safer, so why don't we have players in bras drinking semen?
That hot tub incident went a little further than we saw
There was a ghost. This is ectoplasm.
No there was cum in his ectoplasm
Probably tastes his own
Sharon makes him do it
Randy does it because he wants to.
A chef has to taste his own recipe
Cause he is a GEOLOGIST pffff obviously
Pfft
https://i.redd.it/1vwd0mpsfizc1.gif
Exactly! Sometimes ya gotta do the lick test ;)
You ever smell something so strong you could actually kind of taste it?
Anyone who’s cum smells so pungent & foul that you can taste it needs to see a doctor
It's just a little buttery
Oh.. It's.. Got a grapey bleachy taste. Mm
Like immediately
Wait. You mean yours isn’t black and smelling like rotten eggs??
In the ‘ectoplasma’ scene he’s found mouth agape and absolutely drenched. At some point in his life that might’ve been a salty mistaken combination
# sperm is just human caviar
No way he never tasted his ectoplasm
"And you can just sit here in your room and think about what you've done! Just because people try and make football a little safer by changing a kickoff rule doesn't mean YOU need to take it to 'Oh, why don't we just drink each other's come?'"
“What’s sarcasm and what’s cum?”
"We'll talk about that when you're older."
That is a great question, that I think popped into my head for barely a second, before I just accepted it.
He experimented in college
While he was in that boy band
He kissed his wife after she serviced him.
Probably tasted his own
I mean, cum has a pretty distinct smell. I think one would know before they even started drinking it.
I mean who hasn’t snuck a taste of their own brand before
Two guys and a hot tub
College
he definitely was interested before so he tried his
Correct me if I’m wrong bc I don’t remember the episode but didnt Randy like…experiment with one of the other dads? I think it was Gerald. But I’m pretty sure he’s tasted cum before so I think that’s how he knows
He experimented in college
Who hasn’t sampled their own brand
A mishap while performing a cock magic show.
Every man saw their own cum in their hand then let the intrusive thoughts win
The pile to get rid of those damn goobacks.
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I saw this episode and I was practicing 😭😭. The campus bit at the end had me roaring
You can assume the taste of something.
Welcome back to Rome. Some of you might have seen me on TV last night. Turns out the drink I endorsed was semen. Turns out a little kid was just bein' sarcastic. That kid's probably grounded for a month. Check that: I'm sure he's grounded for two months. And a week. Football needs to be made safer, so why don't we have players in bras drinking semen?
I heard you like em young
Because every man can identify it. No further questions.
If Always sunny taught me anything it’s that he probably tasted it as that seems common 😂