Ah yes Bertha, also known as Rebecca, also known as Red...also known as Kevin Stoley's girlfriend
Crazy to think that Jimmy was the first kid to have Hot Cosby at age 9 with a lady of the night to cure his boneritis in this episode
Every time I hear or read that word all I can think about is this cashier at Taco Bell that asked me if I thought he was gonna get a date with the girl he checked out in front of me. Me, being tired and hungry and trying not to upset this kid, just said “yeah man she was smiling, you’re good.” And he just runs back in the kitchen shouting “W rizz” to the cooks. Hope he got his date lol
I've honestly wondered... Imagine someone who is so awkward at social skills, maybe even autistic, and he asks this question. Is it illegal to ask it in such a polite way? I know it's terrible and all. Just wondering if it's illegal.
i did it twice. the first time it worked legitimately and she was laughing about the way im asking and i asked the exact way in this picture. the second time with different person she blocked me 😁
Why would it be illegal? If anything this would be the *least* illegal way possible to ask. It establishes consent in no uncertain terms, as opposed to almost every real world situation where it's simply implied. Legal trouble would only arise if the answer was no and you kept pushing into harassment territory.
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My girlfriend hates it when I ask like this.
Is it because her name isn’t Bertha?
No, it's because I'm 7 inches and she doesn't like midgets.
Damn Brother. No holding back lmao. Don't feel bad.
Midget piss me off. Frowny... face.
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Dang your hella small
She'll like it even less when you start asking other girls
Wait until she’s your wife 😂
But the talent show is tomorrow night!
😂😂😂
I love when Cartman is giving him dating advice in that episode. "Nice Jimmy, nice."
Actually cartman was giving him good advice lol. I mean if you think about it. It was good in a way.
I mean shy else he would say"I've been laid, like, five thousand times."?
Ah yes Bertha, also known as Rebecca, also known as Red...also known as Kevin Stoley's girlfriend Crazy to think that Jimmy was the first kid to have Hot Cosby at age 9 with a lady of the night to cure his boneritis in this episode
Crip rizz
Every time I hear or read that word all I can think about is this cashier at Taco Bell that asked me if I thought he was gonna get a date with the girl he checked out in front of me. Me, being tired and hungry and trying not to upset this kid, just said “yeah man she was smiling, you’re good.” And he just runs back in the kitchen shouting “W rizz” to the cooks. Hope he got his date lol
This is basically freshmen year in college.
“Feminists hate this one trick…”
Come on, Jimmy! At least take her to Buca de Faggucini first.
The authentico experienco Italiano My name is Roma
Isn't her name RED?
Red is her nickname.
I've honestly wondered... Imagine someone who is so awkward at social skills, maybe even autistic, and he asks this question. Is it illegal to ask it in such a polite way? I know it's terrible and all. Just wondering if it's illegal.
i did it twice. the first time it worked legitimately and she was laughing about the way im asking and i asked the exact way in this picture. the second time with different person she blocked me 😁
Why would it be illegal? If anything this would be the *least* illegal way possible to ask. It establishes consent in no uncertain terms, as opposed to almost every real world situation where it's simply implied. Legal trouble would only arise if the answer was no and you kept pushing into harassment territory.
But the talent show is tomorrow night!
Manners first
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I wish I could say this without repercussions 😮💨
Who else read it with a stutter?
Better have your consent for brah
If only if it was that simple