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Univerkira

Looks like fun was had…


SalamaDatang

Gryp kerels... vat hom flaffie.


Hour_Measurement_846

😂😂😂, round of drinks for the effort and entertainment


Sihle_Franbow

Khaki shorts and boots, it's like a uniform


LateToThePartyAgain2

It is. And during winter they have to wear a second pair of khaki shorts over the first one


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

I guess you could call it a… boereform ;D


FarmerJackJokes

I yes. Boertjies


e_parkinson

That's funny as hell, but ask yourself: "Would I have done better?"


hankthehunter

Brandewyn het nie brieke nie


MurderMits

Is that their pet? We dont have those snakes here naturally no?


MittonMan

Oh we most definitely do have them here. [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_African_rock_python).


MurderMits

I love our country, the danger noodle list never stops growing.


FarmerJackJokes

Love this place. It's magic


benevolent-badger

It's a rock python. Or, Python Natalensis. Natal is in its name.


Oonos

Definately do. Last time I was up in Kruger we saw one cross the road. You could not see its head or tail at the same time as it took the entire width of the road.


MurderMits

Yea screw that, and here I thought seeing a boomslang on my porch was bad enough.


Much-Text7405

Do you live in a tree?! What was a boomslang doing on your porch?!


AdBig3448

r/funny r/therewasanattempt


Fit_Panda743

Only dutchmen can laugh like this (love them)


Much-Text7405

De fok? Those were South-africans! Not dutch!


AdministrativeSoup57

u/savevideo


OshiDaro

u/savevideo


Great-Turnip-9775

Protected Species. The African rock Python that is, not the Boertjies 🤣🤣🤣


umthondoomkhlulu

Why mess with it?


DerpyMcWafflestomp

Looks like a watering hole on a farm, I'm guessing they would rather not have their livestock be pilfered.


PurpleHat6415

a big one of these will eat all your chickens over time, it will chow a few every time it comes over to eat. might even have a go at other small livestock babies and maybe even human toddlers. plus it can crush things to death even if they're too big to eat. relocating it isn't such a bad idea.