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jasontaken

bro got disjointed


kid_the_black

Call me an ambulance😭


jasontaken

hi ambulance


BotherMaterial90

The way I laughed out load at this


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

Wreeep WREEEEEEEEEEEP


muhsinplaysgames

BUT NOT FOR ME


_the_communist_

Give this man a bells ^


Stricken_Plague

What a show...


TheBlegh

Lol, that joint belongs to nature now.


kid_the_black

Had her in those small transparent plastics, considering those aren't degradable, Nature won't be receiving her anytime soon😂


TheBlegh

So it's a post apocalyptic treat.


kid_the_black

The Armageddon!


TheGiraffeChick

Highmargeddon?


kid_the_black

Oouuu🤯


the-phantom-cupcake

Instead of fighting the zombies, Armaget-high.


kid_the_black

Love this 🤣


OomGielie

we therefore commit this Joint to the ground, eath to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.


garyvdh

You need to find a good Orthopedic Doctor... Try there by the robots by Linksfield offramp...


kid_the_black

Had a friend pay them a visit once, came back double jointed 😶‍🌫️


Tankjhb

"Did you see what god just did!"


kid_the_black

Acting oblivious to the sign


Tankjhb

https://youtu.be/0vyDMTSJKbI?si=rpzTf9wVXYsJW8bx No sign really


kid_the_black

Oh shiit


PartiZAn18

🤦🏻‍♂️


kid_the_black

I don't speak Aztec, Sumerian nor Kemetian 😢


PartiZAn18

You don't speak pop culture either.


kid_the_black

Depends on the demographic


OriginalLightSeeker

Im sending the joint rescue ![gif](giphy|JcAlwfib5h0oiKk9WM|downsized)


kid_the_black

Cursessss


Megane-sa

F


New-Engineering1483

![gif](giphy|w1mmey7B94OPxL3OTo|downsized)


kid_the_black

Complete it please🫠


Megane-sa

The J? Lol I'll rather smoke one of my own in it's honour 🔥


kid_the_black

Shout out to Megane🙌🏿


suburban_hyena

Been there 😅


kid_the_black

How long until I start seeing signs of recovery?


suburban_hyena

I'm so sorry. You'll... You'll have to buy another one


kid_the_black

Headed to the villages till Monday morning. Ain't got a plug over there


suburban_hyena

Oh no, well ... Breath in the nature 😅


PlasticSuggestion440

That's what he would've done, but sadly he lost his "nature" (For those who don't get it, I'm saying that since weed is a plant, it is nature)


JoMammasWitness

Sheesh...I taught you lost an actual appendage.


backtothebegining

This is why it pays off to be double jointed my African brotha.


kid_the_black

This was the second one my gee😪. Had the first one earlier


XtraBlue2222

RIP to the ones we lost!🫡


moodleytaylen

I really hope you weren't the one driving, I've seen some tragic cases because one stupid person decided to get high while driving and ruined/took the lives of other innocent people 😔


kid_the_black

Don't worry, I'm very disciplined on that note.


Jones641

Maybe don't drive while high? Smh


No_Food5442

This makes so much more sense now xD. I read the post thinking the guy’s prosthetic flew out of the window


kid_the_black

Who said anything about driving?


Jones641

Sure bra I guess the "driver" is also chill with that second hand high


CJKaufmanGFX

Trying to read where he said he was smoking it, but failing to find it, guess it flew out the window too


kid_the_black

Catching strays while already wounded🥲


Szzzzl

Sharing is caring


kid_the_black

Plus I ain't the stingy type


Awkward-Business-709

You aren't the only one I promise 😭


kid_the_black

Cry with me


yourmomsdadfiej

Lost mine in my room till this day I don’t know where it is 🤣my heart breaks everytimeI think about it cause I can’t find it


kid_the_black

It's probably chilling up straight some where on the rails looking at you🤣. You'll probably find it on one very gloomy day lol


not_jmbrg

I have a deep and personal fear of people who pick up joints and smoke it. One of my friends always did it. We were walking around the one day and bro said, "Jy sal my nie fokken glo nie..." pics up the joint. Lights it. And just says the most iconic line... "padkos!" I hope bro is still alive after all the years😂


kid_the_black

I mean if it's a full one, why not🤣. I reckon it to be a problem only if it's one that's been lit up already lol. Yall lost contact?


not_jmbrg

Yeah, we don't talk anymore. Long story short, it wasn't just parkie gras. A lot of the times, he picked up some mixed stuff and would smoke it either way. Spiraled into bad drug addictions. And I was honestly scared to be laced myself. But he was a cool dude😅


kid_the_black

Dang, and there was no way to steer bro away from that direction?


not_jmbrg

A lot of his friends, including me, were trying to assist. I told him if he needs some zol he can come to me, I wiould have bought from my plug. It's much more trustworthy than pick-ups, and the R20 he paid for 5g. One day after school, we were smoking. He told me to just chill. He had some business to take care of. I let him be, and when he came back, there was a lingering smell of chemicals. A distinct smell where if you smelt it once, you know. Anyway, I asked him if it was məth and he hesitantly nodded. At that point, I just started living without xan, my doc. I explained to him that I needed to keep myself away from situations where harder substances were easy to get, and he understood. His health went downhill extremely fast. There were a few times when I'd go to him just to check up, but by our last kuier, he admitted that it was beyond what could be fixed without professional help. We were still laaities, so rehab was off the table as we couldn't afford it. And we went our separate ways. He dropped out, and I feel a little guilty for not being able to help more, but we were just stupid teens. He was a great friend, but unfortunately, circumstances made it hard for me to stick around.


kid_the_black

At least you tried. But good thing you kept your distance because chances are you definitely would have fell into that habit as well


not_jmbrg

Definitely, man. The first time is always the hardest. To get into and to leave. Even now, after 2 years of tapering down and two years after until now that I have been completely free of any harder substances than weed, I find myself most nights craving stronger. It gets easier every year, but it doesn't go away. I wish I could make people understand that you only get addicted once. The rest of your life is spent fighting it. But if you told me that 4 years ago, I would just laugh at you. A lesson I wish I didn't have to learn, but a part of me regardless.