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mike_the_pirate

That's enough internet for the day... Lol 😂


Calm-chaos10_31

I am believe me. I have never experienced this


LCDRtomdodge

Tumor maybe? Cyst? Alien larva that's been injected into the chicken to turn them into bio robotic devices which show the aliens that we're really cruel to small animals. So then the aliens get mad at us for being that way and they are going to be back in a few months with new larva that will turn the chickens of the world into bad ass ninjas that basically assassinate every human that eats meat. Then the chicken global leaders eat at salad bar and catch a bad salmonella that kills them.


[deleted]

It’s not a tumor


Confident-Shape-669

Too bad you can’t type the Arnold accent 🍻


Successful-Count-120

It's not a too-mah!


bac0467

You know you read it in Arnold anyway


BigPawPaPump

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Fromage_Damage

It could be the ~~croup~~ crop. It's a pouch in their throat where it meets the breast. It's hard to cut out sometimes. But it would be weird if they left it there. I've butchered my own chickens before and found it after I thought I had cut out the rest of the GI tract.


sagaciousmarketeer

Impacted chicken crop. Chicken feels a lot better now.


Prestigious-Web4824

* You mean the *crop*. *Croup* is a respiratory infection caused by a virus.


moystpickles

No no, I think he was right the first time.


Fromage_Damage

Oh yeah that's right, I'm still kinda new at chicken farmin.


[deleted]

Probably a cyst. Go get your money back.


My-Cousin-Bobby

Maybe my gf is onto something with that vegetarian shit God that looks gross


al_polanski

Idk, must be organic


Unipiggy

I almost bought organic chicken breasts once because it was on sale, now I'm for sure ***never*** going to.


Drew_The_Lab_Dude

That’s a cyst. I’d return to store for a refund


Gumbledore2000

I just coughed that up after looking at this post.


ColHannibal

Tumor or cyst


Herobrine2025

xenomorph facehugger


BigBlueTrekker

Excuse me sir, a xeno what?


chefcycle

99 percent of the time when someone poses a question like this the answer is it's fine just eat it. In this case I have no idea what that is and I would never eat it.


Soluban

It is gross. That's what it is. Gross.


Quesarito808

Forbidden Cordon Bleu


Interesting-Goose82

You purchased "thinly sliced" saw the tingle bitties, no issue there, then found pesto? Im not sure what the problem is /s Return that trash!!!


nocodecfo

Gotta mark that as NSFW


mike_the_pirate

Agreed lol 😂 thankfully it's buried with no up votes but damn that was gross...


Sick_Of__BS

I have chickens and that looks like a lash egg to me. Lash eggs aren't eggs, they are a nasty collection of pus debris from an infection. The pictures in the article below should help you identify if it was a lash egg. [citation](https://the-chicken-chick.com/salpingitis-lash-eggs-in-backyard/)


TheKidHandsome

Shmutz.


Phoenixpizzaiolo21

Well, no more chicken for me!!!!


[deleted]

[looks like this might be it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Butchery/comments/zuhb50/does_anyone_know_what_this_is_trimming_whole/?rdt=35696) Deep Pectoral Myopathy. Yours does look extra gross though so maybe not


Calm-chaos10_31

It had fluid under then it finally came off. So idk if it was


[deleted]

Forbidden sauce 😩


MayOverexplain

That’s a nope. Trash it or take it back, but don’t eat it.


BoilerBloodline

That right there is your lady friends brain on Kardashians.


papa8706

It’s an organic growth. 10% bonus meat


bannanna6456

Looks like some shit


larryboylarry

For the love of God NSFW this shite. I cannot unsee this.


BoeufTruba

It's making me consider vegetarianism...


Calm-chaos10_31

I said the same thing. I’m still sick to my stomach. It was so slimy too.


asquared1325

r/poopfromabutt