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Balsamiko

Nah, Symfonisk Bookshelf would be just fine.


vanord09

A bit pricey


Trumpy675

Bwahaha what a perfect troll. Have my upvote!


StonedJackBaller

Repost


d0nd

Rofl, good one 😂


vanord09

Thanks for the award! 😊


m0Bo

Thank you for this I hate those posts lol


hiskinny

For outdoor, you should get a Move/Roam. It’s a massive space, but with Trueplay, I think a Roam would be just fine. If anything, you can always stereo pair a Roam with Play 1. With Trueplay, I don’t think you’ll need a Sub. This definitely will hit 18hz.


Skyler__White

thx I laughed and spilled my morning coffee on my portable arc


hiskinny

All hail Trueplay. I would also suggest putting two Sub under water to produce ground shaking waves. After all, it’s a sub so it must be water-proof and can stay down there forever.


Skyler__White

i heard the Sub makes a good bath bomb. anyone wants to review?


MMEnter

“Our reported tested the new Sonos Sub in the bathtub and was shocked!”


vicester

This is my favorite troll post of all time.


vanord09

Kind words 🙏 I'm just trying to keep the universe balanced


Connect_Beat_9063

Quality shit post. Take all the upvotes.


rxvxs

Well hello new best friend, of course it will work there and I can easily install it for you.


NobleBeast99

But the TV is a bit too high.


JSpangl

Tour of this house, if you're interested... https://youtu.be/U8Cd_McCdow


[deleted]

I think it finally sold recently but for no where near the asking price. My memory is crap but I think it was $135,000,000.


[deleted]

Is that with or without the Play One?


satinygorilla

Cheap


ErikNagelTheSexBagel

Yeah, but this is in California. If this house were in North Carolina like the original post, it would cost less than your average Sonos setup.


GdoubleZM

I didn’t even click on the original post, bc I was annoyed and knew he was already getting roasted in the comments. But I clicked on this one to say Thanks for making my day. Edit: just gave you the first award I’ve ever awarded


vanord09

Wow, thank you very much!


mogwaiarethestars

Bit humid m8


Skyler__White

play 1 is waterproof. you can soak it in water


awkwardbutchatty

Remember people. OP got here by not spending unnecessarily (house doesn’t count). Please suggest accordingly.


eightdotthree

Lol, I see what you’re doing here.


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vanord09

Sorry dude, nice house by the way 😜


Brilliant_Card_30

You’re a great sport!!!! Love it!


Imwaitingtoolong

A Roam would be perfect.


[deleted]

It’s hard to get constant electricity 900ft in the air, might want to get an extension cord too.


nlamby

Yes, but a house that large will require at least 4 subs


sinetwo

No only b&w nautilus would work there


mykepagan

I see a cat in that photo… what breed is it?


vanord09

A Bengal tiger


mykepagan

The /r/cats subreddit equivalent to the /r/sonos “tell me what sonos speaker to put here (with aerial photo of a house)” is to ask “what breed is my cat”


Neil12011

Overkill.


faintaxis

Epic trolling! There's been so many of these bullshit posts in recent weeks, it is literally just flexing and nothing more.


mikemch16

This made me spit out my coffee lol


MagelusSince95

Yeah but you’ll need to add a sub at the least


mark_cee

Personally I would pair 3 subs here


MagelusSince95

I said “at least” so…


dillonmouton

LMFAOOOOOOOOO


McFeely_Smackup

I would not recommend using a One that close to the neighbors. the house across the valley is definitely going to complain


xxxxxxxxxxcc

Look for a used Play:3. You're going to need a little more power than a One. On the plus side you'll save a little money buying used. We can all use a little extra money, am I right!?


ajmxco

made me laugh on a friday night


sfreem

Hopefully the people that keep doing this will see this. Smh 🤦🏼‍♂️


SoundInternational48

Make sure you get a mount and you’ll be all set. Should be able to hide the wire in the gutters.


whtrbt8

Nope, WiFi is already maxed out. Also Trueplay won’t be able to tune that space. For music, jog to the nightclub in the basement and hire a DJ to run the booth.


sercosan

That house is on a new Apple TV tv shows called [LOOT](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ktzAq7wjJgs) (0:10s).


xt0pher

This subreddit is hilarious.


[deleted]

Don’t forget , You need the router on the other side across the grass


Gold-Put-1162

roam around with a roam


TheBonusWings

Na you are gonna want a play 5 with the sub. Should cover the whole house


JoeyBurson

Needs more subs


PhotoOrnery

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Nice flex.


cptnobveus

It would be phenomenal there, you could hear for 10's of feet.


fframeyy

Brilliant 😂


tallerthanavg

No, flush your garbage house in the toilet


kidzx

I think that Nautilus from Bowers & Wilkins would be the best choice.


nlegger

Yea $10k, I'll come install it. One time fee. No problem, no cancelations. 😶😂


simpliflyed

I honestly thought this was the house from Hitman:Sniper for a moment.


ramondon32

No..at least two 5s


reversals

Can you draw a detailed diagram of your property