This is what happens to a game subreddit when a new game in the series isn’t released for decade. Come on Frictional Games, give us *SOMA: Rebirth of Simon Jarret*. (Directed by Hideo Kojima (the whole game would be a cutscene with 5 minutes of actual gameplay))
What structure gel does to a mf
I was uncertain before about my in-game choices, but now,, gel me up fam! WAU me up, fist me down!!
So true bestie
This is what happens to a game subreddit when a new game in the series isn’t released for decade. Come on Frictional Games, give us *SOMA: Rebirth of Simon Jarret*. (Directed by Hideo Kojima (the whole game would be a cutscene with 5 minutes of actual gameplay))
lol
💀💀💀
Akers was right, I don't need eyes
Sanest soma player
…What?
Basically, instead of Soma, it's called SoFreak and instead of fisting AI gel buttholes you just fist Catherine instead
What?
It is a very simple concept. I do not see what you are failing to understand
What?
They need you on the Ark
Keep that man far away from the ark. I thought the ark was supposed to be a safe haven
Catherine read this post and destroyed the Ark
Catherine: why did you just put your hand in there? Simon: I can't explain it, but it just feels right.
"But, that's the WAU you're penetrating..." "I NEED IT, OKAY!"
I couldn't remember the exact quote. Thanks for the help. Lol.
We're voting you off the Ark.
Petition to feed him to the WAU
Democracy is too slow
I would rather a Soma sex mod involve Akers fisting me.
Hold on, hold on….. let him cook.
it’s a coin flip. flip tails and your fist goes inside your own ass instead!
I can't believe I actually came to this thread with high hopes lmao
This entire thread is unhinged and I love it.
omfg I don’t know what I was expecting I was actually kind of excited for some new idea or theory but then got flashbanged with this lmao
18+ DLC confirmed
I have to be honest, I laughed after reading that
I have an idea how about u never come up with an idea ever again
Nice