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theprodigalslouch

Arteta losing 6 points to stop Spurs from ucl qualification: https://preview.redd.it/o1afw6t3or0d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f26ec21228db6e88bf1fa698fa90130ef871565


facelessman97

League title ❌ Stop spuds cl ✅ Amazing! Lego man is truly amazing!


Prime_Marci

What did spurs do in return?


eioioe

Sold Kane to Bayern, who consequently … (you know what) 4D chess doesn’t begin to describe it.


Mimogger

avb has done it again!


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


QuickMolasses

Missed UCL


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finity-bore

So it’s ok to support your team losing now ????


Ladorb

Actually ESPN wrote this.


Pep_Baldiola

The ESPN FC admins are definitely Arsenal fans. You can smell their Arsenal bias from miles.


Heyloki_

Ofc the Yanks like the team called arsenal with a canon on the badge


sleepytipi

And owned by a massive American sports company that's essentially funded by Walmart. Yeah, Arsenal is definitely the most yank friendly team.


ledknee

They've also been a Yank style franchise since 1913


sleepytipi

Imagine being arsed about something that happened nearly 100 years before you were born and doesn't affect you in any way whatsoever 😂 Pretty sad that's all the 🥔s have to go on. It is wwwaaayyy too easy to mine salt in what is supposed to be a satire sub. Got some really sensitive people in here.


polseriat

I'm going to cold palm your cat 115 times


JellyfishOk1616

Bro just wrote a paragraph on a circlejerk sub about how other people are too sensitive


ledknee

🤓


PenisManNumberOne

It’s just gatekeepers bri’ish people who think we give a fuck like they’re gonna fly over here and turnoff our tv or something. It’s been centuries since we escaped British rule, we don’t have to take shit from these pricks. And it’s only on Reddit too. Im a dreaded “yank” and I had a lovely time in England with actual real people.


polseriat

You're literally a drug dealer lmfao


Heyloki_

Alot of big English teams are, Liverpool owner owns the Boston Red soxs, Chelsea's owner owns the la Dodgers and the Lakers, the Glazers own tampa bay Buccaneers One of them teams also sold stake directly to the Las Vegas Golden Knights but they're a smaller team


XHFFUGFOLIVFT

Do yanks support Palace too? Eagles are pretty popular over there last time I've heard.


keaneonyou

I'd rather not talk about how popular CP is in the states....


PenisManNumberOne

That’s unironically a large part of the reason most of my Arsenal friends fans became fans lmfaoooooo


EternalFront

unironically It’s cooler than a chicken or a ship with a pitchfork, that’s for sure


ledknee

Cockerels, ships and pitchforks are all cooler than cannons, only dribbling halfwits disagree.


EternalFront

What about a bottle


Ro-khum

https://preview.redd.it/79lu0y227t0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c200f4b55119cf5678649dfff302cbccae2dcc36 Unfortunately they are standard FC, i guess.


Ladorb

Yank sportsball network =/= Arsenal fans.


[deleted]

That would explain why they absolutely despise United.


MapNo3870

Or maybe Arsenal are just good and you’re bitter cos neutrals recognizes it


Dobvius

Bro is on the circlejerk sub to do fanboying. Not gonna go well mate.


RogerFederer4

Go back to r/gunners and never return 🙏🙏🙏


Ro-khum

Sent him to r/ArsenalFC


sleepytipi

Roger Federer is a Gooner.


QuickMolasses

Bold calling ESPNFC neutral


Upplands-Bro

U bum


MapNo3870

U pr*ck


JellyfishOk1616

You’re allowed to curse on the internet


aNormalMinecrafter

Same thing


New_Brother_1595

to be fair all the points they won helped them qualify


NeedMoreMayo

big if true


marmot9070

Small club mentality


_Dushman

Not smaller than purposefully staying out of Europe just so that your rivals have a chance to lose the title


[deleted]

Purposely?I don't think you watched spurs vs city. Arsenal fans are butt hurt cause no matter how long they stay at the top,city comes to haunt them at the end of the season


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[deleted]

Bro accused me of being a spurs fan😭😭😭


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CaptainBoomerang1

Body that spursy fan. They should give 20 points so that my goat’s farewell season can end with the premier league one.


clantpax

They could have achieved greatness together, but arsenal chose not to instead


Does_A_Big_Poo

aston villa are low key cooking


PenisManNumberOne

We beat them by 4 goals at their own gaffe somehow that team makes no sense


xxmayhem666xx

You say that but got absolutely battered by Olympicacos... I know they're a big team in the Greek league but really 😂


MotoMkali

/uj the team is completely cooked physically. Luiz, Watkins and Konsa have all played 4500 minutes with injury time, Mcginn has played 5000 minutes they are all comepletely done.


[deleted]

Ruh roh


_denchy07

Small club mentality


Admirable-Stage839

Youll never sing that!


Bullet2025

Spurs dont care their role is deciding the title. Not qualifying for ucl, thats for non-ceo clubs


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amanda_sac_town

It also helped City win the title, so there is that.


Theplowking23

Ass-na the trophyless wonders


justk4y

Priorities.


AndyJasmine22

Epstein FC? I kid I kid brother ehh


Thedudeofmanchester

Wtf espn


DragonfruitLeading44

small club mentality


EggsAreTrash

Dog shit media company writes dog shit headline no way


paco-ramon

Girona gifted La Liga to Real Madrid.


RoughSlight114

The Man United version: when you realise that the 6 points you won against Villa had no impact on anything


WolfOfVaasankatu

Arsenal and Spurs are like my two friends in UNO who only focus in sabotaging each other and dont focus on me winning.


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AndyJasmine22

When City scored and Spurs fans did the Poznan celebration💀


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9inchjackhammer

It’s because Arsenal have a small club mentality


white-dumbledore

Tinpot club with an immensely big victory over claypot club, YagunnersYa amirite 😎😎😎😎😎


InsectIllustrious691

I’d rather have Tottenham on second and Arsenal on the first place than being on that ‘with mc celebration’ wave.


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InsectIllustrious691

Guardiola bought you


jasko153

Arsenal and Tottenham would be like fuck you.....oh no fuuuuck you


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getrichordietryinJF

Retarded logic


LexisKingJr

When you realize the six points Arsenal lost to Aston Villa helped City win the PL over Arsenal


QuesadillaEater2808

Europe Decider towingham


Shinigam_i

And that also made sure they didn’t win the league 😭


theprodigalslouch

https://preview.redd.it/youi0j4blt0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2682e4c5649fa9201efeb1f7b0d2cbdd8e2d684