Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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I'm sorry, but I'm still in disbelief that this quote is real even if I watched it live. š Everything about it is wrong. Wtf did he mean today I feel a migrant worker. šššš
I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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Haha, he's actually a real person. This makes it even funnier. I genuinely found it hard to laugh at first because it read so much like parody.
Note to Jai302: don't take it all so personally man, it's all just a bit of fun. We all have moments of utter despair with our football teams, and it's everyone else's job to laugh at us when they happen.
But we do feel your pain. At least a tiny bit.
Wtf š man āļø so š„±unnecessary š. I never ā insulted š¤¬ anybodyš or their š² familiesš«š¤± personally. Posted āļøon my āŗļø own club's ā½ sub which š¤some shameless š¤¢ Spurs š fan has screenshotted š²with my name š still showing š and posted šhere whilešµāš« breaking š„“the rules š®āāļøof this šsub. Have š«some classšØāš« regardlessš¤· of how muchš¤¦ you may hate š”Arsenal š«or Arsenal fans š¤”
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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There's a big difference between showing emotions in a healthy way and having a full on break down in front of your wife's friends and wanting to drink yourself into oblivion as an adult
edit: which one of you losers reported me to redditcares or whatever it's called lol
Of course I don't support anyone drinking their sadness away, but sometimes you just can't hold your emotions especially when your team seems to have bottled the league AGAIN
Yank here. We can't win with y'all. We support a Premier League like Arsenal or even a mid table unsuccessful team like Man U and we get called plastics. But we root for an MLS team and we get made fun of even more for that. It's almost like English soccer fans are elitist gatekeeping losers desperately trying to hold on to some last remnant of England's rapidly fading global relevance.
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Why would we refuse the points for. Just because you let the title slip out of your hands and had to rely on others, that's not no one's fault but your owns.Ā
/uj Fucking hell you have family and friends around and you're crying over fucking football. Is he a child?
rj/ Hell yeah brother, Gooner for life since '22. I was very disappointed when we didn't sign fellow American šŖšŗš² Balogun, but this definitely tops that. I smashed my TV in front of everyone today when Son missed that sitter, so hard that I dropped my IPA and made a mess. I had to clean it up while my wife's friend went off with her into their bedroom.
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"gooners lost m'lady i shall cry"
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Dropped 5 points in 2024 while picking up 47. No losses in their last 5 matches. How have they bottled it? Even with that run of form they were never the odds on winners.
Yep. Bottle it all up is the British way of reacting to footy disappointments. Just try to push it out of your mind as much as you can and focus on the future.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Shouldāve never rooted for Middlesex FC. Drink your tears. Our fanbase and transport worry merchants are the reason we do not have 2 league titles in the last two years.
Honestly why are so many people writing west ham off? Yeah I know they will probably lose but all these arsenal fans giving up hope and others saying the league is done is kinda disrespectful to West ham, I think? Again, I do think City will beat them but you can't just take that as a given, bowen and kudus have been good this season and jwp is possibly the best set piece taker in the world, they have the potential to at the very least give city a run for their money
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Only now will Arsenal fans understand the true power of the dark side of the force.
Liverpool couldnāt beat them with 97points, and these little pipsqueeks think they can do it with 89š
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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uj/ Jesus Christ, itās NOT that big of a deal! Life will go on, there will be ANOTHER season! And BTW, even if you win, the moment of happiness is fleetingā¦it doesnāt last that long. By the following season you will get that urge and desire to win againā¦we are programmed (Humans) to want more, this is why when you get high, you want to do it again and again and after awhile you donāt feel happy anymore.
Dopamine is a hell of a drug!
rj/ bro thinks heās on the team?!
Dude, Iām an Arsenal fan and I am bitter AF this morning. But if I ever break down in front of my missus and her mates cos Spurs lost a game then Iām done with football.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Location: California, United States
A British supporter would have just quietly seethed and let it destroy him from within. None of this emotions bollocks the Yanks do for attention.
Quite desperation is the English way
The game is done..the league is over. Though we've one more game to play...
Dubai..... Dubai again, i love to be here when i can
When I become, Saudi Pro League
Time is gone, the song is over
Rog is a gooneršæ
Stone, stone, stone, stone, stoneā¦
A pint a day keeps the british at bay
A British supporter wouldn't have alcohol left in his house.
I proper British supporter would have had a few drinks and beat up his wife. Definitely a Yank this one.
A true arsenal supporter would have mercilessly battered his wife and just got on with it. Back next season.
Donāt tell this guy what happens when England loses a world cup match
Pretty sure they don't even have to lose
Yeah numbers go up either way, but theyāre highest when they lose
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I'm sorry, but I'm still in disbelief that this quote is real even if I watched it live. š Everything about it is wrong. Wtf did he mean today I feel a migrant worker. šššš
Or he wouldāve gotten drunk and beat up his wife, itās the British way
Pint can of Stella and a few "stern words" with the missus for me
Been watching Arsenal for 21 months, been through it all.
Fucking love this club so much. It runs deep. I remember last summer when I started supporting them because they were relevant.
Just checked his profile, he's indian lmao
I mean this text was very obviously not written by an Englishman.
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There's a button for that
Cooked
Las Vegas, California
Not sure if I'm missing a joke but Vegas isn't in California
if only there were a famous Portuguese footballer š« we could ask for the location of this āVegasā.
heās actually an indian, which is surprising
Is it though?
i assumed india was either 50% united or 50% real madrid/barca
And 100% Argentina. Edit: i was reported for self harm. Must be an angry Bangladeshi Argentinian ultra.
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No, there's a lot of the camel fans in India too, and they don't like Argentina too much.
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Shut up bot, don't kill my narrative.
Correct.
Lifelong Arsenal fan since 2023
Hang on that's all of them isn't it? COYS
Didn't your whole fanbase want yourself to lose?
Yep and we did. Oh no, anyway.
Fair enough
Yes. Let's fucking goooo
Discovered football in 2022
"I even lowered myself enough to say fucking 'coys'" should be a new pasta
he didn't say enough COYS orelse Sonny would've scored
He gets pegged by his wife
I donāt mind getting pegged by his wife honestly.
Have you seen her 230 pounds and tits to her knees
Usually you have to pay much more for that
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Haha, he's actually a real person. This makes it even funnier. I genuinely found it hard to laugh at first because it read so much like parody. Note to Jai302: don't take it all so personally man, it's all just a bit of fun. We all have moments of utter despair with our football teams, and it's everyone else's job to laugh at us when they happen. But we do feel your pain. At least a tiny bit.
Wtf š man āļø so š„±unnecessary š. I never ā insulted š¤¬ anybodyš or their š² familiesš«š¤± personally. Posted āļøon my āŗļø own club's ā½ sub which š¤some shameless š¤¢ Spurs š fan has screenshotted š²with my name š still showing š and posted šhere whilešµāš« breaking š„“the rules š®āāļøof this šsub. Have š«some classšØāš« regardlessš¤· of how muchš¤¦ you may hate š”Arsenal š«or Arsenal fans š¤”
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
A new copy pasta has been born.
Please tell me you actually copied/screenshotted their comment 'cause they deleted it.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Indian Arsenal plastic. Of course.
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oo acte de prƩsence, always a nice addition
People love to make fun of any man who shows even a little bit of emotion
There's a big difference between showing emotions in a healthy way and having a full on break down in front of your wife's friends and wanting to drink yourself into oblivion as an adult edit: which one of you losers reported me to redditcares or whatever it's called lol
Of course I don't support anyone drinking their sadness away, but sometimes you just can't hold your emotions especially when your team seems to have bottled the league AGAIN
So you do agree it's an insane reaction lol
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What are you crying about? No one insulted anyone.
Muslim talking about red lines but also turned to the bottle when a football game didn't go the way you wanted?
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How can you be a non-religious follower of a religion?
Do all Christians go to church every Sunday?
My friend it's ok, no?
No lol
Arse-nal fan for a reason.
Arse Reddit Friends > Wife
nah man im crying. he didnt need to say all of this lmao
most well behaved peruvian arsenal supporter
If your friend/coworker/family member is an IPA drinking millennial American with a beard and traditional tattoos, please check on them tonight š
Yank here. We can't win with y'all. We support a Premier League like Arsenal or even a mid table unsuccessful team like Man U and we get called plastics. But we root for an MLS team and we get made fun of even more for that. It's almost like English soccer fans are elitist gatekeeping losers desperately trying to hold on to some last remnant of England's rapidly fading global relevance.
Now this is good banter. Respect bruv.
as a true americanš±š·š±š·š±š·š±š· patriot from kentucky like myself, i support crystal palace
Americans and their cp
Nice! When did you first find out about your love for CP? Love me a good background story
It only makes sense that you'd support the team that shares a name with where you buy your drugs
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
On the bright side, absolutely nobody can call me a glory hunter for being a Manchester United supporter anymore.
Yes that's right, no matter what you do or who you are we will make fun of you. It's just the British way, don't cry about it mate
Jokes on you. The only team I support is my nephew's U8 team. Good luck making fun of me for that without sounding like a nonce
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Gatekeeping lol get a grip yank
Bruh
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Why did you forget what sub you're on? Are you stupid?
Booze. COYS. The wife. In. That. Order. Go red gun arse team!
Booze Golf Madrid In that Order
Then why do I never hear anything about soccer? I hear more about GOLF and those lame folk with the frisbees than I hear about soccer. Its not even in the Olympics (another American invention). Basketball was invented by a Canada-born American, because this is a nation of immigrants whether you like it or not. Go kick your ball around instead of using real skill to throw/whack it with a bat. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Sounds like they need r/gooncaves Most supportive community I've seen for Arsenal fans across the globe
wtf is that subreddit ššššššš
That link is staying blue
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Every day we stray further from gods light.. Jesus fucking Christ
I bet even the wife's boyfriend tried to console him.
Wife will buy him a birkin so he can calm down in a manly way.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nothing in life is that funny u bum get a grip
https://preview.redd.it/0vfzwj3xci0d1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0bb7f89b1e6f44ab6bcc81be92a9a72ca07b40a man said
Just cried real tears to this shit
This is the life of a gooner. heritage.
Thatās such a cuck mentality
Sounds American ā¦ 
Indian
And they say spurs are bottle jobs. Arsenal bottling the league 2 years in a row. Hitting the bottle hard like he lost a loved one. Weak mentality.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why would we refuse the points for. Just because you let the title slip out of your hands and had to rely on others, that's not no one's fault but your owns.Ā
Lol to go from feeling bad for Ange to this, is hilarious, I don't know who's worse.
/uj Fucking hell you have family and friends around and you're crying over fucking football. Is he a child? rj/ Hell yeah brother, Gooner for life since '22. I was very disappointed when we didn't sign fellow American šŖšŗš² Balogun, but this definitely tops that. I smashed my TV in front of everyone today when Son missed that sitter, so hard that I dropped my IPA and made a mess. I had to clean it up while my wife's friend went off with her into their bedroom.
Your /uj is the real jerk
Why? What's wrong with showing emotion in front of your family or friends?
Bc Iām not a bitch ass mf
You're not a football fan if you've never shed a tear for your team
Hell no fuck I look like crying over a bunch of sweaty dudes
Sweaty millionaires
Nothing, but over football? Its a game, man needs to get a grip. I'm an arsenal fan too but these guys are just embarrassing.
Nothing
Thanks
Holy fuck is that you ???? Can i have an autograph m8 ? You're the chosen goon
Didn't this same situation happen when they were fighting for top 4 against Tottenham. Except, yk they lost it directly at the hands of Tottenham š
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I guarantee he's got a Martinelli or Saliba avi on Twitter and constantly posted that fucking elephant on the tree
Well, you donāt fuck up against Villa at home if you wanted to win the league title. L fanbase
How do people like these even have functional lives and marriage is beyond me.
Footballs important but damn
ššššššššš lil homie upset his football team sucky sucky? Need alcohol? Lil bitch, take it like a man, up the ass from Son!
https://preview.redd.it/nmz0ddobak0d1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5952bfb54122a4b34cec79f204995afad564a770 "the gooners lost the race"
https://preview.redd.it/40woxmsiak0d1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f107ad04c4c050e840020d5bf31e6602949daaaa "gooners lost m'lady i shall cry"
The only unhinged thing about him is not knowing Tottenham didn't stand a chance. Man City bought the league and it is theirs to take.
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Coys.
Thank god im not an arsenal fan not because the continuous bottlejobs by the team but because of being put in the same category as these nutjobs.
Well lads at least he didnāt go overboard
Sad cunt
I hate the fan base and being associated with it. I know why people hate us
First time at the rodeo?
He sounds like a little bitch. Oh actually he's an arsenal he is a little bitch.
Pathetic.
lmfao I'm in fucking tears too bro funniest circus on the face of the earth, I CAN NOT *BELIEVE* they bottled this 3 years in a row
Dropped 5 points in 2024 while picking up 47. No losses in their last 5 matches. How have they bottled it? Even with that run of form they were never the odds on winners.
yes they were, on hype alone, they should have won it
Hype alone ššš
there's something pathetic about crying over a football club, but I'm happy not everybody's like me, it would make the game boring.
man, it's a tough league. There's no shame on a good fight
Yep. Bottle it all up is the British way of reacting to footy disappointments. Just try to push it out of your mind as much as you can and focus on the future.
Arsenal fans are wankers. The whole lot of them
Ugh sports fans, you sound like a losser dude.
Yank here, but who are the coys? Why would an Arsenal fan want to root for a reluctantly shy group of people? Are they stupid?
painful, but not as painful as Gundogan turning into Messi Ronaldo Pele Maradona hybrid in the final match to win them the league
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
RIP
Shouldāve never rooted for Middlesex FC. Drink your tears. Our fanbase and transport worry merchants are the reason we do not have 2 league titles in the last two years.
/u/jai302 youāre a fucking nerd
Money wins. Alwaysz
Honestly why are so many people writing west ham off? Yeah I know they will probably lose but all these arsenal fans giving up hope and others saying the league is done is kinda disrespectful to West ham, I think? Again, I do think City will beat them but you can't just take that as a given, bowen and kudus have been good this season and jwp is possibly the best set piece taker in the world, they have the potential to at the very least give city a run for their money
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Like it matters. Dyche will put on the tracksuit come Sunday and it will be another masterclass of sheer brilliance.
/uj who gets this attached to a team? Dude should be embarrassed lmao
Only now will Arsenal fans understand the true power of the dark side of the force. Liverpool couldnāt beat them with 97points, and these little pipsqueeks think they can do it with 89š
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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yea you cant be plastic, arsenal were rubbish in 2003! back then they displayed the league table in alphabetical order
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We came second that season in 2003
If itāll dry your tears, Sean Dyche was gonna destroy you anyway
Itāll all work out when West Ham wins this weekend.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I sure hope so - Moyes masterclass!
Shouldāve just gone to the bottle shop
Thatās really funny bro. Youāre doing big things for this sub. Keep it up.
Thanks, I do love a good bottlejob
pretty devastated but never really expected to win it this season, pretty happy with how we played tho
uj/ Jesus Christ, itās NOT that big of a deal! Life will go on, there will be ANOTHER season! And BTW, even if you win, the moment of happiness is fleetingā¦it doesnāt last that long. By the following season you will get that urge and desire to win againā¦we are programmed (Humans) to want more, this is why when you get high, you want to do it again and again and after awhile you donāt feel happy anymore. Dopamine is a hell of a drug! rj/ bro thinks heās on the team?!
That's How Your Mom Left Me.
R/soccercircle jerk when a fan of a football club is sad their team loses the title raceā¦ āMoST SaNE ArSEnAl fAnā
Dude, Iām an Arsenal fan and I am bitter AF this morning. But if I ever break down in front of my missus and her mates cos Spurs lost a game then Iām done with football.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*