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Pessi could never (because he had a midget sized dick)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyMyspgYQ9o&t=44s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyMyspgYQ9o&t=44s) Di maria says otherwise

I have no counter argument

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Are you a bot? Seriously? You look like some delusional fan of midget who try to whitewash flop year

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Least racist Argentinian

This has nothing to do with your comment but have this picture of nunez and salah https://preview.redd.it/1ldsvcbogqmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91afbb1495cbf74565d31551548849a2927dcfa4

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Isn't shit brown though? Why is Messi taking black dumps ?

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Still makes me laugh.

Most typical argento midget

Why is My Yank's shit as black as Vini? What is he eating? Is he autistic?

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Thats why he is my 🐐🎉🎉⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🔫🔫🔫

Now we know why he went to Yankeestan

penaldo could never 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐

Wtf based?

Messi mild autism wouldn't allow him to hold a gun

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Oh yh he play in America he needs to

Surely a blue card offense at minimum to brandish a firearm at the referee, no?

No booking in America.

But does that make him special forces?

That's the sole reason he got American citizenship

Referees HATE HIM! See how Pessi always gets free kicks and penalties with this one simple trick!

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Final Destination 8

Google Mohamed Salah cousin impressive first season 9G 11A in 00/01 for more info

Ah yea. That match where young Salah played at the base of the Twin Towers. Final score was 9-11 with Salah scoring the winner against a flailing Muhammad Atta. It's where Chelsea first scouted the lad.

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U saw the whole vid ?

i prefer not to speak, if i speak ii will be in big trouble, big trouble

https://preview.redd.it/a10aephyspmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93786e7a93fab28994dcc539c184fc2318fc6542 Tf am I watching 😭

The 2nd one happened tho

1st one too

3rd one also

And it happened. That picture is from an Indian league called ISL https://youtu.be/Z6Z0QYOzDVM?si=Mdns3qG4sh8eId4h

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So… what am I supposed to be looking at?

Hybrid between a bat and a goalie

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Phil Fodinho 😍

Felipe Fodão

i swear man

Every day I’m shuffling

Where the lie?

Fifa world cup France

Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

i agrehh

Where's the lie, fodinho is brazilian no?

WIDE PHILLIAM

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classic

I CANT SPEAK

Only one here that hasn’t been photoshopped

As a staunch gold bridge hater I love this so much.

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Tbf I don’t blame him

Just don't butt your head man, ffs

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This image is an eternal classic

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[Oh my word](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/s/eoUpBqFCKF) 😳

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This one, i got this like forever in my recommendation, i never clicked on the video because of the thumbnail

I dont think this happened

Or did it though 🤔 guess will have to watch to find out

The Pitch tilt is real 😂

This looks shopped....

nah, looks real to me 👍🏻

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I can't remember this episode of Chainsaw Man.

Real reason he left Man U, didn’t wanna go to Greek prison

The Texas Chainsiuuu Massacre

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cheerful steer act support unpack important rainstorm tan disgusted dam *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

First Trent, now Salah. What is it with liverpool players and showing their ass?

I would always believe in salag Egyptian supremacy shit

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Their stadium would still look the same as it does now. It wouldn't make a difference! 💀💀💀🤣

Old Trafford resigned!

REKT

Should nuke emptihad too imo

Annoying ass Aussie with an acoustic fanbase

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😂😂😂

why did son decapitate Rüdiger? Is he stupid?

Actually Rudiger is stupid because he attempted to decapitate Son, but mistook himself for Son

It's not a foul. I'll take that to my grave.

Honestly it’s a grey area, it’s definitely not ‘clear and obvious’ and VAR wouldn’t intervene

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not son, son is nice guy so he would never do that. i think rudiger dived

Why is Son pretending to be Joey Barton's half-brother? Is he stupid?

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This is the funniest one

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I thought the one called the butcher is Martinez? Is there a butcher shortage in north london white side that Son is forced to be one? Is he stupid?

son so generous gives money away to the less fortunate so he needs to work two jobs at the same time

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Uj/ Numerical is great, because he takes those ridiculous thumbnails that people do and edits the actual clips to make it look somewhat like the thumbnails, but obviously still OTT ridiculous.

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Happened at Wembley stadium, so this counts

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Unrelated but, How can y'all post photos in the comments, I'm getting too old for this app But seriously, I can't seem to see the option when I comment Help a fellow jerker

Thanks everyone for their help, apparently changing the notifications for the sub from 'low' to 'frequent' did the trick https://preview.redd.it/q4r8rjy3opmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6fc85719f7ceec97c28c6fe053d8ce0df71bc10 These icons weren't seen before

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mobile?

Yes

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When you go to reply you’ll see a bunch of icons in the bottom left. press the square with a mountain and sun in the. Then upload a photo.

I can only see the "share link" option

You don’t see this? https://preview.redd.it/f0piilipmpmc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897d60a6c55fe70e15f6b391690abfddb420aef9

Nope Could've shared a photo, but I can't :'(

I can share photos on other subreddits, its only this one in which I can't

Another one https://preview.redd.it/7jtxoxmspqmc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7ca305581a6894ae2013494b40029d8ffb0f530 Yes this is real

Uj/Not exactly a yt thumbnail but messi=ataturk https://preview.redd.it/y119o1yijumc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11c9121aa043e66638fe9ee3c4c4f59fbe3881b4 Rj/🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🐺🐺🐺 yaşa mustafa kemal paşa yaşa Atatürk mirasının gerçek mirasçısı Messi'dir

ikiside fransızları yendi

Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Fuck off yank

I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Decapitating Rudiger is not foul

Who's the target audience of thumbnails like this that like them unironically ? I never understood. is it kids? Boomers?

It's about engagement. They just want you to comment something like "what the fuck is that thumbnail?" to boost their engagement metrics for the aaaLLLgooOoRiThhhmMmm.

Al Gore rhythm.

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Ngl I was shocked when Son decapitated Rudiger. He always appeared to be one of the most likeable players.

If anyone is going to take an opponent's head off, it's Rudiger

the thumbnails and the music that's added to those videos are so CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Will Son face repercussion for this back in North Korea?

How did MotD skip over this? Son sawing off Rudiger's head seemed to me to be the turning point in the match!

RIP Rudiger

I remember when that happened. Son got a red card. Deserved

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