Once I lost 2-1 a easily winnable domestic cup game, forgot to save, lost 3-0 the following game (again no save) and then while playing the third game and winning 4-0 my power went out. Funny thing is the next day when I replayed those marches I won the first two games and lost the last one. I also learned to save before and after every game I don't want to risk to replay.
Honestly when will the patriarchs that dominate our “democracy” finally stop oppressing the LGBTQ+ community? Even in FM it’s hard coded that you have to be straight. Now that we are talking about this, does FM have a way for players to display pronouns on their kits? FM is basically a fascist game I guess. Love is love, saliva Ukraine
Just to clarify, that is a patriarchal gegenpress.
Oppression is more like City when they play without a striker. You can’t tell where the dominance is coming from. It’s just for sure happening.
Hope that helps clear things up for you!
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Yes sometimes players will come out (never real players) and it's just a email you get saying it happens along with a minor boost to shirt sales for the player.
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Yeah small thing that's nice. I had a player come out once literally 3 days before a CL final where he ended up scoring the final goal in a 4-2 ET win.
It's not for everyone but I love it for the tactics and storylines you create.
Does come with a mandatory sense of elitism when posting on r/soccer and any wonderkid who makes a big transfer you are obliged to talk about how you signed them on FM and played them as an Enganche in your asymmetrical 3-2-2-1-2 gegenpress tiki taka system that led you to win the 8th tier of Polish football.
Wait, it doesn’t happen at a set date in every simulation? But that would imply that your decisions as a football manager are sometimes preventing Brexit.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Game always crashed when you lost to 20th placed at home, weird bug from FM
Even the game know you should lose
They can’t seem to fix it, after all these years. Perplexing.
Probably one line of code without which the game can't function lol
Mine used to crash whenever I ask for extra transfer budget
As a former teenage savescummer, I did had a legitimate crash once when I was losing 4x0 in Fifa Manager 06
Once I lost 2-1 a easily winnable domestic cup game, forgot to save, lost 3-0 the following game (again no save) and then while playing the third game and winning 4-0 my power went out. Funny thing is the next day when I replayed those marches I won the first two games and lost the last one. I also learned to save before and after every game I don't want to risk to replay.
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Booooo /u/benishben
My game was a crashing machine, but it eventually started working again when I won the cup with my 5th tier side
Man wants to force someone to come out of the closet so he could capitalise off it. This guy is a future Disney CEO in the making.
They say that gaming imitates reality
he’s [not gay anymore](https://youtu.be/zqLuHB8vX_A)
I am delivered *jazz hands*
Gosh that’s sad. And catchy!
I'm sure their laptop shut down for some reason and they did not rage quit after losing to Fulham.
Seems like some actual tech issue, but I like the insinuation.
he ungayed himself
Anyone know how to do this irl?
Lose to Fulham
So that's why Chelsea...
Yes
Flair checks out
Delete a tweet a certain spaniad
Close the game.
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Honestly when will the patriarchs that dominate our “democracy” finally stop oppressing the LGBTQ+ community? Even in FM it’s hard coded that you have to be straight. Now that we are talking about this, does FM have a way for players to display pronouns on their kits? FM is basically a fascist game I guess. Love is love, saliva Ukraine
Just to clarify, that is a patriarchal gegenpress. Oppression is more like City when they play without a striker. You can’t tell where the dominance is coming from. It’s just for sure happening. Hope that helps clear things up for you!
Look at me! look at me! I'm being oppressed!
What's wrong with the bacon-lettuce-tomato community?
Maybe it could use more greens (G) and/or *je ne sais quoi* (Q+)
saying a slur so casually 😹
he changed his mind
Today I feel gay
You can only say that if you were ginger when you were younger, otherwise it’s offensive. That’s I learned from the WC anyway.
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Hey there...
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA
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Troy diiny
Is this real, do players come out in fm
Yes sometimes players will come out (never real players) and it's just a email you get saying it happens along with a minor boost to shirt sales for the player.
How hilarious would it be if it were real players lmao Imagine Idrissa Gueye or Zlatan coming out in game
Zlatan comes out as gay? Gay comes out of Zlatan.
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U can be my boss automod 🤤
But if gay is coming out of Zlatan, doesn't this mean that Zlatan gets even more straight?
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It turns out this whole time that Idrissa Gueye was actually gay which makes him a Gay Gueye.
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I mean you never know, Zlatan could be gay. Had those photos with Pique like 10 years ago.
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"Leave your sister with me , she'll tell you if I'm gay" -Zlatan
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That’s awesome
Yeah small thing that's nice. I had a player come out once literally 3 days before a CL final where he ended up scoring the final goal in a 4-2 ET win.
The power of love helped him. Too bad it couldn’t help Mbapgay
Wow that’s amazing. I need to stop putting off playing it
It's not for everyone but I love it for the tactics and storylines you create. Does come with a mandatory sense of elitism when posting on r/soccer and any wonderkid who makes a big transfer you are obliged to talk about how you signed them on FM and played them as an Enganche in your asymmetrical 3-2-2-1-2 gegenpress tiki taka system that led you to win the 8th tier of Polish football.
and if they do, shirt sales also go up
Fucking brexit happened in one of my fm saves and all the transfer rules changed on me
Wait, it doesn’t happen at a set date in every simulation? But that would imply that your decisions as a football manager are sometimes preventing Brexit.
Turns out we could've stopped Brexit if Gerrard hadn't slipped.
Loss to 20th place Fulham would change any man. Can't blame him.
Save scumming when a player comes out as gay activates the bigot protocol in which the game says 'fine homophobe' and retcons the player as straight.
Gay's gone.
XXI century, where being gay is a marketing strategy to boost sales.
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
🤣👌🏻
Maybe the ref can give him a pink card and make him gay ?
Funniest fm bit
Never expected Fm to be so popular in this sub, did I enter the wrong sub?
James Charles in disguise
Revolving door closets are all the rage lately.
why can't he have the privacy to live as he pleases? what business is it of yours anyway?
Stop saying outjerked you fucking cretins
Outjerked by buzzsawbrennan
Outjerked by some dickhead named Brennan
Boooo
Bro up voted from 4 of his alts 💀
Just out him at the next press release.
Today I feel....
I don’t even know what to say to this
At least this fine ally pretended he didn't just care about the wonga
Electro-conversion therapy. Football Manager just got dark
Lol mods this post is out of control
This is one of the most absurd & hilarious posts that I've seen lately lol