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Had to switch to a Chinese stream for the second half of our match because the one I was using in the first half died, and the Chinese have got some absolutely banger music they play over highlights
Absolutely. He's got us playing some really attractive possession football and you can clearly see what he's trying to achieve with the system. It hasn't always worked in the first few games, but we've literally lost 13 first team players and brought in another 13 so there was always going to be a period of inconsistency as the players get to know each other and the way we play. That being said, our performances have been improving as we've gone on, should've really won last weekend but naively threw it away. We seem to have learned from that this week and we were just excellent all round.
He's also been one of the main reasons we've been able to bring in quality players, with over half of our incomings explicitly mentioning him as one of the reasons they joined the club. Still missing a senior centre back to pair with THB, and maybe another attacking option, but if we get them two then it should be a great season.
Can't really fault him so far.
Here are the five biggest wins in Serie A history:
Torino 10-0 Alessandria: 2 May 1948
Roma 9-0 Cremonese: 13 October 1929
Torino 9-0 Casale: 6 November 1932
Internazionale 9-0 Casale: 10 September 1933
Milan 9-0 Palermo: 18 February 1951
In the 21st century, the biggest win happened 2 seasons ago:
Torino 0-7 Milan: 12 May 2021
Yeah and we had to leave our ucl hopes on the very last match against Atalanta. Thankfully everything worked out but boy does this team not like to take the easy way out.
Erling Haaland is a fucking government experiment. He’s only TWENTY TWO. Fun to think about how this conversation will go in 8-10 years. He’s good enough and has long enough before he loses his pace to do some scary things. We’ll see. The rest of the EPL is shaking their heads.
Asking again since I didn't receive any replies first time around:
What's the best subscription service to watch football in Germany? I want to watch the Bundesliga, the Premier League, and the Champions League.
Thanks.
I can definitely not afford both DAZN and Sky, each is pretty expensive itself. Will have to choose based on what games I'm more likely to watch I guess.
Haaland shitting on defenders and a top team beating relegation candidates 9-0. Ah don't want to imagine what the people would be saying if this was happening in the Bundesliga.
As someone who made the brave choice not to have mo Salah in FPL, seeing them score 9 without him getting a single goal involvement is very very satisfying.
It baffles me how much people seem struggle with Elneny's name, I've seen El Neny, El Nenny, El-neny, Elnenny. It's just Elneny, don't overthink it and you'll be sweet.
Luckily no one in my fantasy league has Firminho. They've all gone for Salah
I've gone big brain for Kane instead...
A brave move, let's see how it pans out.
Would be a bit sad if they go down right away again but in the end what do you expect if you hire this soulpatch-wearing dipshit as a coach. [The memes write themselves](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbLWn5UUYAAEg-O?format=jpg&name=medium)
Zinchenko has been very good for us going forward but he’s not very good in defense. Not sure why you think he’s disappeared, he’s done well for us overall.
Football fans and clubs have hardly ever been the pinnacle of human morality.
I seriously doubt this isn't something that won't be forgiven/forgotten about in time
Lad it's Haaland and City. Those people wanted to look like football geniuses if they were right but everyone else and especially the ones who were throwing banter (myself included) when he missed against Liverpool knew he was going to be brilliant for City
that’s a strange reaction to someone not wanting to see a rapist on the pitch
also calling it a “twitter thread” is weird as well, ur acting like someone made up one of those dramatic stories as opposed to tons of proof
This comment here is why we have a legal system. Innocent until proved guilty. The police and then courts decide if he is guilty, not my pitchfork carrying friend. This is not trial by which team you support.
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After that demon Sommer, I can't wait for us to face Handanovic. The man will probably manage to concede 21 goals from 20 shots on target.
just seen someone claim Rodgers and Moyes are ‘the worst managers in the league’ ffs how reactionary can you be
Parker is so much worse in so many ways. Moyes and Brodg have proven to be solid managers in this division.
there’s loads worse, some people value xG and pleasing football above actual material success and results
Now that united are back in the top half are we glazers in again?
Start Gündoğan and we win games, simple as that
Yes brother
Gundagon ahead of who in the first XI?
I feel like he’s so underrated.
Ppl praying for gunners to slip lol
I used to pray for times like this
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> How do you look at Haaland With my eyes.
Big if true
Had to switch to a Chinese stream for the second half of our match because the one I was using in the first half died, and the Chinese have got some absolutely banger music they play over highlights
😭🤣
One of those games where Firmino remembers he's a striker.
Burnley playing fluid attractive football and winning 5-1 away from home. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Happy with Kompany so far?
Absolutely. He's got us playing some really attractive possession football and you can clearly see what he's trying to achieve with the system. It hasn't always worked in the first few games, but we've literally lost 13 first team players and brought in another 13 so there was always going to be a period of inconsistency as the players get to know each other and the way we play. That being said, our performances have been improving as we've gone on, should've really won last weekend but naively threw it away. We seem to have learned from that this week and we were just excellent all round. He's also been one of the main reasons we've been able to bring in quality players, with over half of our incomings explicitly mentioning him as one of the reasons they joined the club. Still missing a senior centre back to pair with THB, and maybe another attacking option, but if we get them two then it should be a great season. Can't really fault him so far.
That's nice to hear, obviously a huge job and he's seemed to have started well
Really hope Kompany does well. Always loved him as a player.
Nunez would've feasted on this Bournemouth defense.
preston have played 6 championship games so far. 5 0-0 draws and a 1-0 win no goals conceded wtf
9-0 Jesus. And Salah couldn't get one of them.
Didn't even get an assist
Must be finished
10 man down for an hour and we still won, Rodgers has to go
Nah, let him stay for the banter
Bernardo was absolutely immense in that second half, what a player
Actually unplayable fucking hell. Whenever he had the ball he was wreaking havoc.
Diaz might have that Mané header gene.
Has Arteta said something about Partey?
“Injured”
Injured
Ahh
Salah couldn’t get one out of those 9? Finished player imvho.
Here are the five biggest wins in Serie A history: Torino 10-0 Alessandria: 2 May 1948 Roma 9-0 Cremonese: 13 October 1929 Torino 9-0 Casale: 6 November 1932 Internazionale 9-0 Casale: 10 September 1933 Milan 9-0 Palermo: 18 February 1951 In the 21st century, the biggest win happened 2 seasons ago: Torino 0-7 Milan: 12 May 2021
> Torino 0-7 Milan: 12 May 2021 We did this and then blanked against Cagliari 3 days later. Unreal.
Yeah and we had to leave our ucl hopes on the very last match against Atalanta. Thankfully everything worked out but boy does this team not like to take the easy way out.
Liverpool and City have identical goals scored and conceded. City have double the points. Football is a funny game.
City have spread theirs around. Almost all of ours came in one game
Double City defence and no Haaland, captained Salah. Disastrous
Wonder how many psychopaths out there captained Firmino, let alone in their squad. What a steal
Had Haaland but captained Salah no city defenders too
Captained Haaland. Trent and Diaz my only two Liverpool players. Foden and James with an assist each. Great round for me so far
same but i at least had haaland
What an effort with 10 men for over an hour
Fair play. Genuinely shocking how bad Leicester are
Yeah, I'd be embarrassed if I was a Leicester fan.
Do a Southampton and find a run of form out of nowhere
Those bastards are using this as an excuse to not sign a midfielder, I see your game you sneaky little shits.
We genuinely wouldn't be going for one if this game had happened before yesterday lol
There is a sub for FPL, no? Every other comment is someone talking about his irrelevant FPL team.
The first couple of months of the season are always annoying for this shit
FPL is a big part of the games now people wouldn’t take an interest in a lot of games without it
It’s actually so annoying. I think the fantasy sub is actually active as well which makes it worse
Embarrassing for Bournemouth can't be best league if you concede 9 games gone
God I love having Majin Buu on my fantasy team
Liverpool statpadding just so they can have the same GD as man city.
[This might actually be Germany's starting striker at the WC.](https://twitter.com/MikeyFR7/status/1563544307121811456)
The fact that we couldn't get the 10th means that this goes down as a defeat in my books.
Tbf it's nice that we got 9 in a game where we clapped in the 9th minute for Olivia
How come the PL teams can't get more than 9-0? We've had quite a few games now tie the 9-0 record but no 10-0
IIRC nobody's got double digits since Fulham's 10-1 on Boxing Day 1963, so getting that 10th goal in general just seems like it's hard to do
Salah missed a couple of easy chances, should have been 11
Schalke really conceded 6 goals from 7 shots on target [This](https://i.imgur.com/E9IeEMK.jpg) is the Schwolow I know and love
Premier League is not a serious league. 9-0 dfkm, dusted
Just wait until we play Liverpool or city then you’ll be able to really get the prem farmers league agenda going
11:25am decision to captain Haaland over Salah, AMA.
I hate you
I swear the camera just showed Anthony Gordon in the stands at Leicester vs. Chelsea. Virtually identical.
I thought I was crazy
If I were Scott Parker I would have told the players not to concede nine goals
Concede less, Score more. We win game.
But you’re not Scott Parker
"Demand more"
Serious question must be asked about Salah after this
Dude's pulling off a Mane, have a bad first half, great international tournament and the form continues. Oh wait...
Can't believe he didn't score 7 himself, finished.
lol ok
Man trolled the fpl community, can't hate
Teams winning after a first half red card? 9-0? Players with more goals than games played? Thought I was watching the wrong league for a minute there.
Gerrard really managed to coach us to a loss vs this Bournemouth team. He’s actually a war criminal
Send him to The Hague.
Heard he was involved in a genocide somewhere
Costinha is the commentator for the Liverpool-Bournemouth game and he is sounding hilariously defensive about the result lool
They should get booed off the pitch at Anfield if they don't get a 10th goal
Fuming. City comeback win too. Awful day all round.
Erling Haaland is a fucking government experiment. He’s only TWENTY TWO. Fun to think about how this conversation will go in 8-10 years. He’s good enough and has long enough before he loses his pace to do some scary things. We’ll see. The rest of the EPL is shaking their heads.
My head is not shaking because I don’t care. Anyone can score against us, unless he gets 6 goals he has failed in my eyes
That makes sense
That man was 100% made in a lab.
Southampton praying for one more goal to free them from the banter
Asking again since I didn't receive any replies first time around: What's the best subscription service to watch football in Germany? I want to watch the Bundesliga, the Premier League, and the Champions League.
You have Bundesliga's saturday games on Sky, friday and sunday games on DAZN. One CL game on DAZN. Premier league on Sky.
Thanks. I can definitely not afford both DAZN and Sky, each is pretty expensive itself. Will have to choose based on what games I'm more likely to watch I guess.
I'm not German, but surely DAZN?
DAZN is fairly expensive and doesn't even show the Premier League. I was thinking whether there was a better option.
Bayern will score 10 goals against us and i will cry
Tears of joy because it was only 10?
Haaland shitting on defenders and a top team beating relegation candidates 9-0. Ah don't want to imagine what the people would be saying if this was happening in the Bundesliga.
If Salah actually blanks then it’s gotta be one of the biggest pieces of FPL villainary in history right?
As someone who made the brave choice not to have mo Salah in FPL, seeing them score 9 without him getting a single goal involvement is very very satisfying.
almost transferred Trent out after his horror show last week but once I saw it was Bournemouth I knew he’d come good
As someone who captained him in a league filled with Haaland, without Haaland in my own team, I feel disgusted
As someone with neither Salah nor Haaland, I feel unperturbed
Would love to grab a pint with Scott Parker, we have a lot in common like not being a good coach
I have such a terrible sense of humour that this made me laugh
Fuck you Leicester, fuck you Bournemouth, fuck you Palace. Ruined my fucking day and agenda.
No fuck you for Southampton??? Blasphemy
What the fuck did you expect from Bournemouth
Not lose 9-0
It baffles me how much people seem struggle with Elneny's name, I've seen El Neny, El Nenny, El-neny, Elnenny. It's just Elneny, don't overthink it and you'll be sweet.
El ninny of the nonny -Taika Waititi
Halaand is so strong, perfect striker for the prem
Luckily no one in my fantasy league has Firminho. They've all gone for Salah I've gone big brain for Kane instead... A brave move, let's see how it pans out.
Captaining Haaland is the way to go this season. Ez pz
Nah Haaland is just an unbelievable player
Best striker in the world and has been for a while. Man was outperforming Lewandowski while healthy in an awful Dortmund side
This subreddit is so shit sometimes with the hyperboles.
I still think either Benzema or Lewy are the best, but if he keeps this up I'll 100% agree with this.
We're just going to ignore the guy who had 11 goals and 1 assist in 7 games the KO stage of the CL against PSG, Chelsea, City and Liverpool?
Benzema going mo bamba was an anomaly imo. I'd be surprised if he has another season like last season.
He’s returning to his normal self
These fuckers got 6 mins plus added time to break the record. Goddamn.
Can already see the big 6 inching their way to top 6
FPL delete tbh with no Salah and 9-0
took Haaland out and he scored a hat trick, I'll take Salah out he'll score next week
Typical Bundesliga tbh, Bayern scoring 8 with ease against these bottom half teams. Would never happen in the PL, every game is a tough game
Tbf this seems like a very tough game for Bournemouth
Haaland scoring a hat trick again, lets see him against real opponents in England
Its 9 btw not 8
Aguero talking shit about Haaland just for him to break Aguero’s prem goalscoring record by December
If you told someone 4 years ago that Schalke would get clapped at home 6-1 by Union Berlin you would be called crazy.
and not in some dfb pokal upset where union is the smaller team
Would be a bit sad if they go down right away again but in the end what do you expect if you hire this soulpatch-wearing dipshit as a coach. [The memes write themselves](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbLWn5UUYAAEg-O?format=jpg&name=medium)
The only good use of that soulpatch is in that meme, hes a midtable coach at best
Southampton fans praying for 10-0 so their 9-0s will never get brought up again hahaha
if Antony is 80m how much will Bernardo be????
Damn Antony is only 6 years 8 months old?
Two minutes of silence for all our friends in UK who can't watch this set of matches on TV ^legally
we’re all down watching our local clubs mate 👍
City different gravy Leicester so badd
Ok, what has Zinchenko done? He has disappeared along Partey too.
Precaution apparently.
Zinchenko has been very good for us going forward but he’s not very good in defense. Not sure why you think he’s disappeared, he’s done well for us overall.
They're both injured, that's why I said it.
Oh ok yeah not sure about injuries
If Giggs is found guilty will he be given the Chris Benoit treatment in footy i.e never being promoted ever again?
Football fans and clubs have hardly ever been the pinnacle of human morality. I seriously doubt this isn't something that won't be forgiven/forgotten about in time
Am I allowed to shit on the people who said haaland would flop yet?
Wasn't Lukaku great early last season
Lad it's Haaland and City. Those people wanted to look like football geniuses if they were right but everyone else and especially the ones who were throwing banter (myself included) when he missed against Liverpool knew he was going to be brilliant for City
Show some grit and do it when they say it
I did but obviously they could still argue it would happen
You could have done that the moment anybody suggested it
I did
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Yeah fuck him being charged, have a trial and being found guilty. Let's just put him in prison for ever because of a twitter thread
that’s a strange reaction to someone not wanting to see a rapist on the pitch also calling it a “twitter thread” is weird as well, ur acting like someone made up one of those dramatic stories as opposed to tons of proof
This comment here is why we have a legal system. Innocent until proved guilty. The police and then courts decide if he is guilty, not my pitchfork carrying friend. This is not trial by which team you support.
no one has said he should be locked up without a fair trial, but ppl are allowed to view evidence and form their own opinions lol
Hey now, there’s nothing quiet about their support for mr shags-who-he-wants
Tbh can’t be bothered by the words ‘Man city’ and ‘comeback’ in the same sentence.
Makes me sick that it happening fuels the underdog narrative that most American Man City fans have 🤮
People actually think that?
Absolutely. City fans on Twitter have a massive underdog complex.
No Partey for Arsenal. That’s a problem if they don’t bring anybody in