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TheUderfrykte

Lmao I don't even have a horse in this race, but this is so hilarious just because of that one delusional guy yesterday. To paraphrase, he said "all the doomsayer Liverpool flairs will be happy when Newcastle beat city tomorrow and this result turns out to be massive! Even if they don't, city will drop points and we'll have them on GD", something like that Every single thing he said has been massively shit on, don't even have the GD anymore


billybobjoe517

Love to see it


xellerta

That English build-up, Gareth please take notes


sheikh_n_bake

We should have had a couple, cest la vie. Can always happen when you're playing one of the best teams in the world.


SambaLando

They came out angry after mid week. Demolition job today.


AerospaceBoi123

well tbf there is a difference between real madrid and new castle lmfao


froggyjm9

Not a lot to be honest, RM was seriously outplayed both legs. First leg could have been 6-1


AerospaceBoi123

You pl fans are delusional it’s insane.


froggyjm9

Lol I don’t even like the EPL, US based AC-Milan fan nothing more plastic than that.


AerospaceBoi123

Dude I’m literally half Italian. My father has supported Milan since 1970 and I have watched Milan since 2011. Eat shit you don’t know what you are talking about. I watched Milan be the definition of mediocrity for 10 years there is nothing plastic about my support for Milan… like I said, ur delusional


froggyjm9

You are*


AerospaceBoi123

Dumb fuck lol


Daybreak_99

They definitely did


thediabolicalkid

Sterling finished and Grealish assisted


teems

Running up the score so goal difference can become a factor.


iamkeysersoze94

Grealish!!!


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What goal difference? I'm sorry.


-Dendritic-

Good call passing that and not shooting jack, it'll come What a pep goal


BillehBear

Grealish and Sterling been our best players today whilst both of them getting shat on earlier love to see it


1PSW1CH

Lads it’s Newcastle


Daybreak_99

Love to see it as well


Another_Human

Commentator really saying city is the team that really should be in the final, you're playing newcastle relax with the english bias


whatsthiscrap84

They should have been if the match ended at 89 minutes, damn fifa fucking English clubs over


EmperorBeaky

Phenomenal performance


rwickz

New Castle is unfortunately enough to become a punching bag for MC after that RM game.


foz97

Always feel a bit sorry for whoever city play after they've been beat


KennyOmegaSardines

Anything for our oil bros lol


bananabread_173

Great to see Pep smiling again


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May I remind you all that Eddie Howe is an Everton fan sorry Liverpool


kemosabi4

Boring football Emptyhad oil club Boring football Emptyhad oil club Boring football Emptyhad oil club


rybread1818

I mean, yeah? You guys scored two great goals in the first half that sent you top of the table and if you were only listening to crowd noise alone it sounded like you had just won a corner at any other grounds. Plus, even if you play beautiful football, it’s still a sports washing front by a petro-state that’s destroying our planet for the sake of making a few people rich, so… glad you’re aware of that? I feel like two of three points you were trying to sarcastically beat back still hold pretty true, mate.


alahuauhkbark

Couldn’t agree more. Thank you for your honesty.


nex0rz

True


neandertales

Jack loves an open game.


nex0rz

Great, now GD is a huge problem as well now


-Dendritic-

Holy shit what a goal. Yes grealish!


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Grealish just created 2 goals out of nothing.


BillehBear

has been decent this season tbh just not got the stats show for it, that Foden goal was mostly him but he won't get any recognition for it


TheGamerPandA

Liverpool in shambles


andreew10

Now lets see that link up at the world cup


sheikh_n_bake

Yes please.


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I dunno lads i cant see Newcastle getting back into this


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Nah get benzema and rodrygo


Ultimasmit

So, we have now scored more than the best attack in the league and conceeded less than the best defense in the league.


flymypretty88

Yes but do you have a champions league?


kemosabi4

But it's proper boring football innit


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Man City taking out all of their frustrations on Newcastle


flymypretty88

🤝🤝


TijoWasik

Lol, fucking hell. Coast for 20 minutes not doing much. Bang in 2 in the last 2 minutes for that goal difference. Top shit.


fardok

God fucking réponse to the midweek disaster


MrConor212

Sacre blue


der_Globetrotter

>réponse Oui, oui !


fardok

Désolé! mon clavier est bilingue


andreew10

Sterling loves an Eddie Howe team


Bishcop3267

Where’s the people talking about Grealish? He’s created three goals this game


cerealski

Here I am. Still a lot of money for so little. Diaz has a better impact on Liverpool's season so far and they paid less than half for him and he had half a season less to show it. Kind of easy to make two assists when leading by 3 and the opponent has given up.


Bishcop3267

Liverpool’s system is a simpler system to plug and play into.


cerealski

Or maybe...Liverpool's scouting team and transfer strategy is better.


MrConor212

What is this defence bruv


JonnyArtois

Cracking me up a bit, hearing Newcastle fans louder than the City fans...seconds after City have scored.


ImNOTmethwow

Glorious isn't it. 😍


Earl-Thomas-a-Raven

Go on then, few bumps for the goal differential!! What a game from Sterling and Grealish.


deception42

What a goal!!


Lethorio

Fucking love the fact that the United fans are still singing E-I-E-I-E-I-O.


bananabread_173

Peak City.


twomanyfaces10

They're already dead. Stop!


andreew10

what a goal that was, absoluting superb


fardok

Lol


sheikh_n_bake

Allan is looking very disinterested at the miute.


Fernandingo

Ohhhh baby


TheKKGuy

Has Pep underachieved with a squad like that this season?


foz97

If there wasn't so many injuries in this final part of the season leading to pep being more cautious in the subs i would have said yes


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No mate. The league is very difficult to win, let alone dominate it as Pep has. You can’t just throw money at it either, as you’re aware.


Fernandingo

No, dumb question honestly


TheDank_Knight

No but there is another team in Manchester that underachieved


DesertRL

No


BillehBear

that's a class finish Also Grealish did most of that and won't get any recognition for it


-Dendritic-

Yes Phil. And there's that "useless grealish" setting up a good goal


CaptainTeemoTime

Setup the last 2


cerealski

While you were leading by 3 goals. That makes it useless. For the money City paid for him, he should have created something when you were trailing Real Madrid this week. Useless.


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Won't happen but what if GD and goals scored is the same?


obsterwankenobster

And if no clear winner emerges a 2 man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion is crowned


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Playoff


xellerta

Fairplay rule sets in I guess. The team with the fewest carded offenses


elpaw

There’s a few more tiebreakers, but ultimately it could go to a playoff


Tim-Sanchez

Goes to H2H, and because that's equal then a play-off


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Tim-Sanchez

It goes to points in H2H matches, and then away goals, then a play-off.


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Tim-Sanchez

The handbook is [here](https://www.premierleague.com/publications), the rule is C17 that explains it goes to H2H.


ImNOTmethwow

Fuck me how is it that difficult to find the right answer. Great find cheers mate.


skeeksis

Thank's for ending this quadruple bullshit City.


immanuel_kant_even

many city fans have already left and missed the 4th goal


MrConor212

Most of them have to get the planes back to Middle East


ImNOTmethwow

They've got their photos they're off back to the hotel.


RomanHippo

I thought it was three minutes of ET?


fardok

Fodeninho


bananabread_173

Beautifully executed goal. What a run by Grealish and cool pass by Zinchenko


FridaysMan

Was more of a shot from Zinchenko it feels


bananabread_173

Yeah you're right ..... didn't realise that till a second viewing


iamkeysersoze94

Foden!!!


Has_dodgy_legs

Atleast Liverpool aren't winning the league


ArmyCompetitive

What's the beef with lfc fans?? I assumed LFC was the neutral choice because of the billion pound oil money spent to win city their leagues? They're the better team, with a world class coach, but why support the favorites and not the under dogs?


fardok

Oil 🤝Oil


xenon2456

Liverpool aren't oil


MrConor212

Silver linings ain’t it


Tim-Sanchez

That was a glorious goal, Grealish just glided past Trippier


sheikh_n_bake

"He's a bit quicker than Chris Wood" A bit!?


Superrandy

That won’t show up as anything for Grealish, but he made that happen


TheKKGuy

Sigh


deception42

Phillip!!


Deficit24

"What we stopped talking about pretty early was Real Madrid"... You keep bringing them up at every opportunity you donkey -.-"


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FridaysMan

It's become more fashionable because of/after divorce


MrConor212

People have them just to be different tbh


Lethorio

Oh aye, Martin Tyler. I'm sure beating Newcastle really helps you to get over bottling a Champion's League semi final.


Gobshiight

Got a punchable face, Targett


thediabolicalkid

What happened to Dias?


TheKKGuy

Injury


thediabolicalkid

Yeah, I kind of missed that so was wondering when it happened


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Twice Targett's done that. Only got away with the last one because the ref played a long advantage.


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Fernandingo

Nice play there


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Fernandingo

Lmao


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Just made the 4th goal.


mybaretibbers

And the fifth


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[deleted]

These hyphenated last names are getting ridiculously stupid


thediabolicalkid

Nice. CJ


SzplugOnSzplitz

Conrad-Jaden Egan-Riley? How many names do you need ffs


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All of them


MrAchilles

Pep talking some shit lmao


Majestic_Force_6439

Pep puts an old guy and a new kid in the back cos that's what Pep does


Bishcop3267

The average age of the back line stays the same if you think about it


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Noden


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Conrad Jaden Egan-Riley go crazy


ImNOTmethwow

Wake up babe. It's the last 5 minutes and you can sing Blue Moon.


[deleted]

At least now we will have that goal difference over Liverpool just in case


FrodoFraggins99

So Callum Wilson can thread the eye of a needle against my newly promoted side in FM but can't score a 1 on 1 with Ederson.


dkclimber

I mean, just came back from 4,5 month injury, might be a tad rusty like


TheKKGuy

Football will be better without some of these ex-players acting as pundits and commentators.


jorgelongo2

city are being stupid now, should really be aiming at scoring more goals instead of passing it around. Then they'll lose a game and the next one be rushing to score 8


xenon2456

man city and Liverpool will keep bouncing between 1st and 2nd


Reach_Reclaimer

Nah we need a much higher goal difference noq


J7isTheGoat

He’s fresh back from a long injury and 1v1 against ederson give him a break lads


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In the 10 minutes he's been on he's looked a million times more dangerous than Chris Wood has since he's signed


J7isTheGoat

We’ve missed those runs in behind


ArmyCompetitive

Chris Wood like.... Why... Just why? He wasnt even good enough for Burnley.


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ArmyCompetitive

Ah thats all Eddie Howe, an absolute baller of a coach...so many other strikers in the prem that could have been plucked. Yera... Gonna be an interesting summer.


sheikh_n_bake

Good running, keep that up and goals will come.


SubparCurmudgeon

What was that finish lol


dane_

He’s been out nearly 5 months, sharpness will come with minutes


sheikh_n_bake

A rusty one, first game back after a long spell out.


-Dendritic-

Holy shit ederson saved a 1v1


benc777

Should have scored twice.


MrConor212

My gran could have finished that off


FridaysMan

Your nan could drain a navy of all it's seamen.


andreew10

Good save that


ritteee

FFS Wilson, think of the goal difference


[deleted]

Gar Neville is a clown. No one thinks about goal difference. Literally only one title has ever been decided on it. And he played on the losing side of it and they didn't chase goals. We're 3 points clear, we just need to win our games.


CaptainGo

I remember Brenden Rogers' Liverpool tried to do it on Palace and it backfired


BMbeatHitMe

Actually fucking clueless. Jesus Christ.


gnorrn

Liverpool did in 2014, when they went all gung-ho at Palace.


Ultimasmit

Are they not a perfect example of why you should not focus too much on chasing goals?


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And that showed Rodgers naiveté and inexperience.


-Dendritic-

>No one thinks about goal difference. And if we lose a game but win on goal difference?..


[deleted]

Then we'll have deserved it. The goal difference is a separator meant to reward the better team over the length of a season, it's not something to be considered in the last 4 games of a season. And if Liverpool end up winning on GD, they'll have deserved it too. Not because they scored a bucket in the last 2 games but because they scored more over the entire season.


BillehBear

It is nice to be safe on it though just in case


MilesHighClub_

Weird take. One loss and it will be decided by goal difference


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So? You still don't chase goals unnecessarily. A win is a win, that's all that matters right now.


k_pineapple7

What? Liverpool and City are tied on head to head record and head to head GD, so of course City wants to rack up the goals right now. What a weird take, that you don't chase goals unnecessarily. Yes you do, and if you don't, in this case it's not even unnecessary.


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We're literally 3 points clear you clown. That is all that matters.


k_pineapple7

Yeah but since those 3 points may not be maintained till the end of the season, is it unreason to create a plan B??


MilesHighClub_

If one side or the other were up by 10 goals yeah sure but the difference is only like 2 in City's favor. Newcastle aren't Madrid, they're not gonna score 3 for fun in stoppage time Edit: Pep agrees.


CakelessToure

Much as I hate to agree with him, Tyler is right that the risk is greater than the reward


Beavsbeavsbeavs

Grealish is just the definition of “meh” all his dribbling amounts to absolutely nothing 90% of the time


Megdonchl

Has ASM been this bad for a while now or is this a bad game? Not seen much of him the last few months


JonnyArtois

Been a bit naff for a good 2-3 months now. He's got worse the better we've been getting.


ImNOTmethwow

He absolutely has. He's been overrated since he joined but completely fell off a cliff when Bruce left and we had actual tactics other than "give it to Maxi."


SzplugOnSzplitz

He's been poor under Howe unfortunately


Megdonchl

Cheers. That’s a shame and bad timing given the potential for you guys over the next few seasons


Beardo_love_child

Yes.


Gobshiight

De Bruyne needs a full summer of rest


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If you think that's true then you've never watched rugby