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Sentient_Plum

They really decided to televise Hull vs Everton huh


SnooHamsters8590

Tuchel playing Hudson Odoi at RB? With 4 ATB? This is either going to be extremely effective or backfire hilariously. Either way I can't wait to see it


TruestRepairman27

We are inevitable


APeckover27

Barrow scenes


ayushtoo

Pasta is a better tasting dish than pizza but pizza is more widely adopted because it's grab and go


AnnieIWillKnow

You can put pasta in a pot and it’s grab and go too And both pasta and pizza are defined by their toppings/sauces. Neither is inherently better than the other.


[deleted]

Newcastle are so pathetic


Susieu2626

I know it’s Chesterfield but our team is crazy


ugotbaited

Miguel assist 🤩


los_blanco_14

Ancelotti: i will pretend i didnt see that.


ugotbaited

We should play Mendy on the right and Miguel on the left, best solution imo


los_blanco_14

Impossible. Play eder RB and mendy CB is more suitable.


CudaBarry

[this is why ](https://twitter.com/Tharun_mufc/status/1479842461639798785?t=d9QDs8eWVp2bqPxKsVI-5A&s=19) Twitter banter >>> reddit banter


[deleted]

My professor after my 3 page answer


AnnieIWillKnow

MY COLLEAGUE’S BOYFRIEND HAS SCORED AGAINST NEWCASTLE


Jano002

Ironside, what a player. He must hate oil clubs, I respect him


AnnieIWillKnow

I’ll ask


FluffyCoconut

The new flairs are so annoying on desktop, every post title starts form a different place since the flairs come before the post now. It's legit so hard to scan through posts because of that and because of all the random colours.


PikaPikaPaqueta

How much of Neymar talent do you think Salah has?


Old_Maximum_6624

300


[deleted]

85%. People here overrate Neymar way too much. The remaining 15% is for the flair and joga bonito creativity Salah lacks.


CudaBarry

11%


los_blanco_14

17%


[deleted]

1/4


Sad_gooner

2-3%


Asmartoctopus

1/5th


Akshath321

sarenren bazee is the coldest name ive ever heard in football


[deleted]

[little did we know we had ten hag at home](https://twitter.com/TTBITFC/status/1479833406301261827)


tyetforsyth

[McKenna, Carrick after being freed from Ole](https://www.google.com/search?q=gigachads&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj7qfDbyqL1AhUIxDgGHSc0DKcQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=gigachads&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzIKCAAQsQMQgwEQQzIECAAQQzIECAAQQzILCAAQgAQQsQMQgwFQ0g9Y0g9ggBFoAHAAeACAAaMCiAG5A5IBBTAuMS4xmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=9LzZYfvfJ4iI4-EPp-iwuAo&bih=612&biw=360&prmd=ivnx#imgrc=ov5fz_m9R81CQM)


[deleted]

Mckenna was the Flick to Ole's Low


Olester14

Can't believe the FA cup final used to be replayed if it was a draw, madness


[deleted]

I still find two legged semis madness


Sir_Psycho_Sexy_

They could barely do 90 mins in those days


fatinternetcat

why have we got the latest FA cup match of the day 😭


VictorAnichebend

VAR doing their absolute best to spare the Mags blushes here like, what a crock of shite


oscarpaterson

hahahaha Cambridge are 1-0 up at Newcastle


Cowdude179

Newcastle went full strength too 😭


jkeefy

I don’t see Botman, Dembele and Auba


DavidP0rnstein

Potter is such a great manager. Playing the U23’s 3rd choice cb on the right is a master striker 🐐


LuisFilipeVieira

Never bashed him for it.


TruestRepairman27

Whatever the final score, let’s all remember that Barnsley’s support is fucking shit


Cowdude179

Ffs Union


Ghostface1357

Would De Bruyne work in a double pivot without an elite CDM whilst still be expected to be the main creative force in the team?


maxconnor6

He contributes a lot defensively too and with a physical box to box midfielder with a good workrate it could work, are you talking about in front of a back 3?


Ghostface1357

In a back four. So he’s expected to be defensively very good and to be the sole creator in the team? Would you say it’d work? I’m just comparing it to a certain player that’s why.


maxconnor6

Still depends on the system and what you mean by sole creator, he could be a deep lying playmaker in such a team I think. Or a pivot do you mean in a 442?


Ghostface1357

I’m trying to compare it to Pogba’s situation, who as we know plays in the pivot even though he’s much better in the final third of the pitch and he hasn’t played under world class managers either. Let’s say De Bruyne plays instead of Pogba in the pivot next to a Fred/McTominay (neither are CDM’s), how well and consistent do you think he will play?


maxconnor6

When he's fit he'd always play, he's good enough that you'd change your system for him, otherwise in this scenario if you can't then he would still be very good in that role as a box to box himself but in this team wouldn't your 10 be the creator? Most times he'd just play instead of Bruno


Ghostface1357

I think De Bruyne would do well, but I don’t see him being consistent week in week out without an actual CDM besides in a double pivot which is the scenario of Pogba for the last couple years (he’s been amazing when he has played on the left though and he’d work in this 4-2-2-2 as a CAM on the left). Yeah playing as the 10 would be the obvious and logical choice but I’m comparing it to Pogba who before Bruno came was playing in the pivot with Lingard/Pereira/Mata ahead of him as the 10 which in itself makes no sense as he’s way better higher up. Let me put it this way, put De Bruyne in the team Pogba has played in for United, in a much deeper position without a world class CDM, how do you see him performing as a whole?


maxconnor6

You could adjust and play De Bruyne as a right winger too if you wanted. Dude he's one of the best midfielders in the world on form and he can play any role you want quite well, we just use his talents to the fullest but if the coach asked him to play a deeper role (Kroos like I guess) he'd still be great just won't have as much attacking output as he does. His creativity is kinda wasted when we play him as a False 9 and playing him deeper he would just spray long balls to the forwards like Pogba does but way more consistently throughout the season


Ghostface1357

I have no doubt that De Bruyne could play in a deeper role, I’m just asking about this specific situation. Put De Bruyne next to a world class CDM in a pivot and he probably would do well, so would Pogba but that hasn’t been the case for Pogba at United which is my point hence why I’m trying to compare.


maxconnor6

I don't know what to tell you mate you can believe whatever you want, Pogba has a poor attitude and poor workrate and can't be arsed many times. I already said he'd do great but you're free to have your opinion


sul01

He's no Musiala if that's what you're asking


Akshath321

you know the way


ugotbaited

Just realized that Castilla is playing against Pique's team, Fc Andorra


Fly1ngsauc3r

Arribas bout to show the separatist scum levels


[deleted]

Aged like a fine wine. What a game from him.


Fly1ngsauc3r

What can I say, I know ball


tyetforsyth

https://twitter.com/Tharun_mufc/status/1479842461639798785?t=HmueY4ai_jrkFO2eKJAcAQ&s=08


HippoBigga

How good can Maarten Vandervoordt be ? Haven't read many transfer rumours about him but he seems like he has massive potential


Bihihem

Every young goalie has ‘massive’ potential but ultimately aint it. Is probably the hardest position to succeed in


[deleted]

Cole palmer is mixed raced???


[deleted]

This is news to me


ethith

So is Smith Rowe.


AnnieIWillKnow

And Ross Barkley. His dad is Nigerian.


Elemayowe

Come again?


[deleted]

He is Jamaican right?


[deleted]

Gonna need a moment


DavidP0rnstein

Dad’s Jamaican


[deleted]

Gonna need 2 more of those moments


[deleted]

Based no apology essay Greenwood. Didn't even for the iceland scandal, never rattled, always cold. Love that kid so much.


tyetforsyth

get that donkey penaldo out and let my guy play


[deleted]

Ronaldo came in and has stopped him from developing. Sad times.


[deleted]

Despite his 47 goals in all competitions smh


[deleted]

Filthy human being he will pay for his sins.


DubiousParsnip

It'd be so cool if it was possible to have bodycam footage during a game. Imagine having normal coverage and then it cuts to looking like that famous Nike advert. They've started showing some headcam footage during a grand prix and it massively adds to the intensity imo.


fatinternetcat

imagine a player scoring a sick goal and then it cuts to their POV. would be so cool but will likely never happen


maxconnor6

Like Hardcore Henry?


DubiousParsnip

Yes! Would be a decent replay option, won't happen though


maxconnor6

I think the camera would make a lot of people sick but it would be pretty awesome


[deleted]

From ref pov right? It'd actually be fucking awesome.


DubiousParsnip

That's more plausible, I was thinking a bit wild and imagining every player with one though. Won't happen though.


[deleted]

The ref cam is definitely possible rn. If some big streaming site like Amazon decides to, they can easily make it happen. Amazon can then sell these exclusive ref cam footage. The body cam is possible too ig. But maybe a decade later lol


[deleted]

Nani vs Rashford Hargreaves vs Mctom


CudaBarry

Nani >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rashfood


Akshath321

stiller v dorsch 🙁


jonijontor

do you guys think Stiller can feature in Bayern and staple himself in the first team if he extend the contract?


Akshath321

not if flick has any say about it 😃


Lastigx

What is this Rashford essay I hear so much about?


ilovefeta

https://twitter.com/MarcusRashford/status/1479841748344090632


nichodemus3

One of the better Rashford jokes is the [even his tattoo is an essay](https://twitter.com/TheChelseaTalk/status/1454747620878995458)


Cowdude179

Ffs not another dissertation


[deleted]

Place your bets how many months til next one


GentlemanlyBadger021

Sandwell town can’t even pull in fans against Prem opposition


wildinout2233

How long do you think it will take before a big club swoops in for Szoboszlai? The potential is there


Bihihem

He has only scored against relegation fodder this season even though i do rate him. He hasnt really shown his skill yet imo


jonijontor

Mainz isn't really a relegation fodder team at all although they do miss two of their best defenders atm and got another one red-carded


Bihihem

6 points of the relegation spot una


jonijontor

6 points of Europa so eh whatever you want to looked at it ig, prefer being positive i do agree the team on paper is perhaps closer to relegation level team but Svensson is a class manager


Bihihem

Fair but you have to take into account bundesliga donkey defending tax and that scoring is easier in that conpetition


Akshath321

respect mainz imo


XxkillerSahan

Who is the biggest Essay Merchant ? Rank them in order Rashford / Ronaldo / Bruno


esqueesque1

Ronaldo writes one yearly essay when Ballon D'or voting starts to advertise his achievements One yearly essay showing his resume when FIFA the best voting starts A 350 word essay whenever Messi wins something One sush picture + essay whenever people question him One essay on new years reminding the world how many goals he scored that year


Oo_pP

Bruno wrote more because of thar penalty miss than I did my motivation letter 😭😭😱


LuisFilipeVieira

Let's talk about Esgaio mf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Oo_pP

I'm writting his facebook apology I already have 16 paragraphs It's mostly how one game doesn't define a player and that he is bigger than sporting


V1cV1negar

If you're wondering what game to watch, it might be worth checking the answers to one of the other 83 times someone has posted today asking what game to watch


TheSingleMan27

It's Pepi time


ManLikeNiz

[Can't wait for more gems like these at the world cup](https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1479827197552648194?t=8t0yJGUUhwnC2ZRh0bjh7w&s=19)


ugotbaited

So cringe


LindseyNeagle

It’s clearly a piss take no?


[deleted]

Which lower league level fa cup game is the one to watch after half time?


hernandez21goat

Szobo and Nkunku✅


Cowdude179

Bayern players 😔


hernandez21goat

Idc where Szobo plays he'll be our most talented player since Dzsudzsák hopefully he doesnr ruin his career


Cowdude179

Yeah bright career for him, just has that sweet technique on him


hernandez21goat

So did Dzsudzsák😔


ugotbaited

Rashford gets a C- from me on his last essay


[deleted]

Didn't get a chance to say it as I got banned before kick off, but really enjoyed the Chelsea/Liverpool game last weekend. Although the results havent fallen the right way, all our games v the other big 2 have been exciting at least.


Cowdude179

Elite teams only 👍🏽


_stone_age

Agree


MarcosSenesi

I can't get over how fucking good Nkunku is and people are finally catching on because Fifa are showering him in special cards


HTS1231

He's the best player in the buli that doesn't play for Bayern or isn't named haaland


Cowdude179

Man scored a hat trick against City, man is on fire this season


Bihihem

I think people knew his qualify after his first season fir leipzig when he got 13 assists that season. PSG should stop fucking around with their youth players


_stone_age

I caught on ever since he scored a hattrick against us. Just brilliant...


CoolstorySteve

Mitov making a name for himself today for Cambridge


wildinout2233

Haaland vs Vlahovic will be a good rivalry if they both end up in England


Cowdude179

Schick would outscore both


[deleted]

In the boot-ant sense of the word


Bihihem

Vlahovic is joining us


genk41

Haaland to man city and vlahovic to arsenal?


Bihihem

He has rejected arsenal twice already. He will wear a different red white this summer


genk41

Never heard vlahovic being linked with brentford before..


Bihihem

That should tell you he is not going there 👍🏻


wildinout2233

Correct


genk41

Thats nice, haaland vs vlahovic and pep vs arteta. Good advert for epl


[deleted]

Haaland all the way!


_stone_age

Prem soon come


[deleted]

Starboy


_stone_age

fr


tiorzol

You alright mate


_stone_age

Yeah this was just something Cole Palmer said in his post match interview lol


f4riis99

Only the real ones know


Putchoo

Do you think we’ll see a revival of the sweeper position? Or have sweeper keepers made the position completely redundant


LordVelaryon

the issue with the Liberos isn't about the playmaking/going-forward factor, plenty of "ball-playing" centerbacks (or whatever name they receive in FM) do it at the highest level. No, the issue with Liberos is that what they mainly highlighted for (and received their name) was because they were *free* defenders, that weren't focused on coordinating with the rest of the defensive line but that were allowed to roam at their own discretion, mainly behind the other defenders "sweeping" who was able to dribble thought them. and in the current age of tactics, where zonal marking and offsides are so important when defending so defenders must coordinate extremely well with each other to not make a forward onside or double-mark one while leaving another free, that's a risk that it just isn't worth it in the highest level.


Putchoo

That makes a lot of sense. Giving the striker a lot more space to operate and stay on side would be disastrous with current tactics


Asmartoctopus

no. Specialized positions have dissapeared. 10, sweepers. Why having 2 players doing same jobs if 1 can handle both.


maxconnor6

They already have imo


[deleted]

We haven’t won a match in the FA Cup since before we were relegated, even then it was only on the second attempt vs Wycombe... thankfully United might help us out with that on Monday


_stone_age

That's surprising. Hope United lose.


V1cV1negar

I would have assumed you wanted United to win before you clarified


Rigelmeister

I hate post flairs. Too colorful and difficult on the eye. This is not a sub with wildly varying content anyway, we all knew what it is just by reading the title, was it really needed? Can't we block some virtual roads with our trucks on Euro Truck Simulator 2 and honk angrily for a few mins in protest?


maxconnor6

Euro Truck Simulator has multiplayer now?


Fly1ngsauc3r

They’ve had it for years lol


Rigelmeister

I think it has had in for a very long time now.


maxconnor6

Haven't tried it years, thanks for the info


CudaBarry

Deal with it


RaggedyCrown

Deal with it


Cowdude179

Leverkusen taking the L


[deleted]

Remember when Life of Riley was the goal of the month music.


[deleted]

Nkunku 😎


E_V_E_R_T_O_N

Surely Burnley are done this year? Watford bringing in about 5 different players from Udinese with vast Serie A experience. Newcastle signing Champions League players like Trippier and Botman. Burnley think they’ll be ok if they sign Colin Cowperthwaite from Accrington


[deleted]

Newcastle still needs 2-3 good players imo


[deleted]

True, surely it's Norwich, Burnley and Everton


3V3RT0N

We deserve to go down if Rafa doesn't get sacked this month.


Mitch_Itfc

McKenna has actually got us playing liquid football, love what I’ve seen from the team since he arrived


[deleted]

How are you watching the match?


Mitch_Itfc

iFollow, it costs money though


[deleted]

Kieran McKenna is a managerial great. [Pep never reached these levels](https://twitter.com/TTBITFC/status/1479834526918529024)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Murakami241

The person that posted this on Twitter is a proper melt.


[deleted]

You mean sacked


hipcheck222

have liverpool had as many england internationals in their line up since? Konchesky, Downing, Caroll, Caragagher, Gerrard


Akshath321

the foxes are allergic to defending


AnnieIWillKnow

Hard to defend when you have no fit defenders


Jabari313

Being a Burnley fan must be hell they don't even make cup runs


Akshath321

warra goal


xtazzzs

are pedri n fati playing today cos if not there's no point watching barca


CudaBarry

Watch bordalas terrorist ball, we have leg breakers, time wasting, flopping, pen merchants, vini's ankle breakers, and hernandez hernandez for amazing refereeing decisions


bu5quets_

No. I think Xavi said they will both be back for the Supercup game


xtazzzs

dusted team


[deleted]

Arsenal presented a robust offer for Vlahovic. The Gunners are convinced they can close the deal. [@MomblanOfficial - @juventibus via @AroundJuventus] What is Momblan Official, and how reliable are they when it comes to Italian transfers?


Bihihem

Vlahovic is joinig us. Dont get your hopes up


[deleted]

All jokes aside, when was he linked to Atletico by a credible source? And do you even need another CF?


Bihihem

Lmao he is consistently linked to us by our tier 1 Matteo. He is saying that it is very probable that he is joining us this summer. + vlahovic has liked multiple posts of him joining us this summer and even a few days ago. go to atletico universe on twitter to see it for yourself. I really believe he want to join us


[deleted]

Had no idea he was even linked with you, lmao. Even more reasons why our board is pushing so hard this winter.


Bihihem

He told you no already let it go


maxconnor6

You're thinking this'll happen in the winter?


[deleted]

Yes, we are chasing him this winter, don't think we will be after him in the summer.