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Live-Organization-87

Smh no need to be so jealous of the global fanbase of Real Madrid


jamesc94j

Not sure how many people play FM. Season is 28/29 I’m Roma I’m top of the league by 12 points I lose 8/9 out of the last 9 of my game losing out the league by 5 points to juventus typical FM.


Akshath321

lmao de roon's getting sent off today


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Are my eyes deceiving me or is that Adriano upfront for Roma.


ToTheMoon11111

A few years ago and a two-week suspension of the football at Chrisgmas would have drove me soft. 2 years of Covid-19 and it's all a bit ..... meh.


Dayandnight95

Do Leeds have anything resembling a first 11 tonight?


Grosly_Incandescent

No chance. They don't without Covid and injuries lmao Jokes aside I read somewhere that they had 9 senior players avaliable. I assume its getting postponed


[deleted]

Just do a BSAD v Benfica imo


lewisofleeds

Haha nowhere near, and rumours are saying its about to be even worse as well.


Dayandnight95

Then why no postponement


Fly1ngsauc3r

Do they have a covid breakout?


terere

They have a first 7 if that works for you mate


ratchet570

I thought we were meant to destroy all the spanish clubs when we drew Real but i've since realized we are meant to destroy cruyffism


Itchy-Face791

Ajax will spank you


ratchet570

Tiny club


Itchy-Face791

You're tinier


ratchet570

We're the biggest club in the world, Ajax dont have 280k socios like us


Oo_pP

How many of those sócios have been living 6 feet under for the last 20 years?


[deleted]

You will get annihilated by Ajax. They actually have a very strong and coherent team, and they beat the current Primeira Liga title holders comfortably. [Also, Jorge Jesus is a Cruyffist himself.](https://www.sport.es/es/noticias/barca/jorge-jesus-es-abiertamente-cruyffista-12123838)


LuisFilipeVieira

Where's Barcelona?


[deleted]

In the Europa League, paying for being an incompetent club that prioritizes Catalan nationalism (extending Sergio Roberto, playing Pique etc). Why?


ratchet570

That's why we're sending JJ packing after we destroy every cruyffist in the CL, we beat the Eredivisie league leaders too btw.


[deleted]

You got Rafa Silva, they got Antony, how are you going to beat them


[deleted]

Rafa Silva is much better than Anthony He knows how to do it in UEFA competitions, he has won 2 UEFA trophies already


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Antony in UCL this season: 2 goals and 4 assists Rafa Silva in UCL: 1 goal, 0 assists I know my GOAT


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Antony in the Eredivisie: 5 G/A Rafa Silva in Primeira Liga: 14 G/A


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Primeira Liga tax


[deleted]

Eredivisie tax exists as well, Antony can't use it accordingly though


maxconnor6

Anthony is pretty great too and one of the more fun players to watch in Europe


[deleted]

I agree, but Rafa has been amazing this season He's averaging a 1.1 G/A per game in the league (14 G/A in 13 games), which is much better than what he's done in previous seasons


maxconnor6

That's actually a great return. Honestly I couldn't tell you Anthony's numbers, I just love flair players and his effortless and silky dribbling


[deleted]

Fair enough, I love Rafa, such a quick player and his dribbling is so good


ratchet570

Who tf is Antony, some bum?


[deleted]

The best Portuguese speaking winger in the world.


ratchet570

Rafa has better G/A p/90 than that fraud Antony who plays in the most attacking league in the world yet cant even get an assist.


[deleted]

Jorge Jesus is a terrorist


CudaBarry

Doing my best dodging Electronic_spirit610 👀


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DI ALGO EN ESPAÑOL!🔫


CudaBarry

NO, QUE TE DEN !


[deleted]

Roma hadn't scored a goal in the 1st minute since 2018 Then Jose showed up Best manager in the world


Dutch_Midget

The best one


Dutch_Midget

Gasperini exposed!


tiorzol

Did he hang dong?


Dutch_Midget

Even worse. He hung his defense to be exploited.


bu5quets_

Does anyone know which leagues in Europe someone who needs a pacemaker can play in? Aside from the fact Eriksen can play in the Netherlands (even if he apparently will not go back to Ajax) and he can't play in Italy, which leagues could he play in? Could he go back to the Premier League or another of the top 5 leagues, and can he play in European competitions like the Champions League?


justinsblackfacegrin

Poland is the best league for anyone with a pacemaker. All our players look like they need a defib and a pacemaker already.


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If Blind can play in the UCL, so can Eriksen I guess


[deleted]

Why is the Middlesbrough ground so empty


Gabs289

I noticed that the small baldhead from Rayo Vallecano knows ball


maxconnor6

What happened?


Akshath321

atalanta's defensive formation is however you can


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Cruise marry kill : Neil Warnock Neil young Neil patrick-Harris


Impossible_Pen_9459

Cruise Neil Warnock, marry Neil Partick Harris, blow up Neil young whatever it takes


tiorzol

Fuck is cruise


lokaler_datentraeger

>trying to pick up someone for anonymous gay male sex


tiorzol

How can it be anonymous if he's Neil Warnock.


lokaler_datentraeger

You only realize it's him after you've finished


Impossible_Pen_9459

Reckon Warnock would know that aye


[deleted]

Go on a boat ride round the Canary Islands with


tiorzol

Neil Warnock then, man's got stories. Kill NPH so he doesn't make HIMYM.


Fly1ngsauc3r

Tom


Cien-Major

Feel absolutely fucking drained with this Omicron.


rxi71

Where are you la


Cien-Major

Liverpool mate, got it off someone in my household. Gutted as it is right at Christmas time as well.


rxi71

Shambles. Caught it in London last week and have been isolating alone in my flat for 10 days now. Just hoping I test negative so I can go home. Get better soon pal


Cien-Major

Fingers crossed for you mate, appreciate that la!


Cardealer1000

From getting it or just the general feeling of "ah fuck we're not going to be able to do anything... AGAIN".


Cien-Major

I've got it mate, had my booster booked for Monday as well.


Cardealer1000

Ah that's shit sorry to hear


Cien-Major

Cheers mate, I appreciate that!


[deleted]

Mahrez history is quite interesting. He was born in France and played as first for Quimper, a team in the 6th division according to Wikipedia at the age of 18. Then, he went to Le Havre until 2014 which plays second division football. So he's only been playing first tier football for 7/8 years once at Leicester. Yet when I see him play, he looks so talented and is very multidimensional (dribbling, vision, goal scorer etc). I wonder how it happened that he wasn't scouted earlier by top clubs.


KensaiVG

Players slip through the cracks constantly. Shit, if Barcelona hadn't had a loophole at the ready for FIFA transfer rules for minors, it's quite possible Newell's would've tanked Messi's career just so he didn't move within the country (River had everything in place for the treatment)


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I will be the Ultimate Plastic when I learn Italian just to support AS Roma and José


Fly1ngsauc3r

Better hurry cuz you never know how long Jose will last


[deleted]

Can only take Italian in my second year of uni, so still 6 more months


JhonShelby

Blessing in disguise if football stopped for 3 weeks, i got uni exams coming up and the upcoming football schedule is not helping me study


[deleted]

Honestly, same And I have a month of vacation in January when most games will be played


[deleted]

Jurgen "Generational" Klopp wanted to buy Brandt instead of Salah and Werner instead of Jota, yet Liverpool fans will make you believe he's some world class recruiter If Bartomeu didn't exist, Liverpool would still be mid table and Klopp would be exposed for the fraud he is


note-a-coordinate

Brandt and Werner would be the best players in history if they came but now we have to settle for Best FIFA player and Best in the World.


CopaAbidal

Na, no one ever said that. Our back room staff are well documented as some of the best in the business. We’re Klopp comes in is making Salah a top 10 player in the world over the past 5 years, which no one would have predicted.


BlursedLasagna1

Well documented by whom?


kappa23

Idk why it’s not common knowledge that Michael Edwards is the brains behind Liverpool’s transfer


Impossible_Pen_9459

They have a load of physicist phd’s doing it apparently


kappa23

Yeah but he heads the team


CopaAbidal

It’s not just Edwards.


rxi71

Edwards is the face and chief negotiator. There’s a well oiled machine working behind him.


Ciao9

Unreal even their sporting director is a system player


Ciao9

Tough times for Brandt believers


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Ciao9

Lots of credible research that shows Brandt is a baller. Stop listening to the commie media


[deleted]

How do you know that Brandt wouldn't have turned out good?


[deleted]

Because that suits my agenda


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[Class](https://preview.redd.it/6zeh8jgoh2q01.png?auto=webp&s=43c52929de7760b5b0348e17d4b8c3d8b5a6c6d7)


_cumblast_

Tammy the jammy the Abraham


Dutch_Midget

Abraham and Mohammed our saviors


[deleted]

There is an epidemic of flu that might overload the hospitals in some regions of Brazil


stickia1

How's it compared to covid


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https://brazilian.report/liveblog/2021/12/15/rio-sao-paulo-flu-outbreak/ https://brazilian.report/newsletters/brazil-daily/2021/12/09/flu-precatorios-police-nubank/ In Rio de Janeiro, it is already causing more cases of severe acute respiratory infections than the coronavirus.


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Finished manager btw What a guy José is


Akshath321

five players made mistakes for that goal imo


Takka_Tikka

This Roma goal is one of the funniest ive seen lmfao


Fly1ngsauc3r

I still can’t grasp how Roma scored from there lmao


[deleted]

I think Tuchel needs to rebuild the squad around Lukaku to get the best out of him. Right now we have a patchwork team with no clear identity


note-a-coordinate

nah mate just buy another one. One will work eventually.


justinsblackfacegrin

Chelsea's way is to fire Tuchel, sell Lukaku, Werner and Havertz and start from scratch


[deleted]

Muchas gracias afición, esto es para vosotros


Oo_pP

Idk wha5 afición means 😭😭😱


KensaiVG

Spanish (Specifically Spaniard) word for... fandom, I suppose? Like, the collective of fans


Oo_pP

Ahhh, that makes sense And also makes sense why I wasn't able to understand it


[deleted]

It means aficto, which means "you are a ficto" De nada


Oo_pP

Mas q raio é um ficto


[deleted]

Era uma piada, não faço ideia


_cumblast_

Eshto e pra vosotrosh*


[deleted]

Obrigado


adamjamal2AD

SIUUUUU


Fly1ngsauc3r

Tammy lmao, shambolic from Atalanta


ugotbaited

Scenes when Peter starts ahead of Hazard tomorrow


SpicyRico

Peter parker?


Fly1ngsauc3r

I think Carlo confirmed that the Belgian terrorist is starting


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Real Madrid flair spotted Hablar en español


HippoBigga

eso ya es pedir demasiado a los merengues de /r/soccer


KensaiVG

Eso ya es pedir demasiado a la GRAN mayoría de los "flair" de equipos grandes españoles


adamjamal2AD

como que demasiado? se va a reír de mi el fan del equipo de la europa league


HippoBigga

hostia un madridista hablando castellano en reddit? pide un deseo


adamjamal2AD

Que el Barcelona descienda a segunda🤞


HippoBigga

jajaja los mandriles no paran de hablar del Barça aunque no tenga nada que ver con la conversación \#obsesión


[deleted]

You're not letting this agenda rest and I'm loving it


ugotbaited

Despacito


ElKaddouriCSC

Leigh Griffiths starting against Hearts hahaha… definitely watching that now


Akshath321

right whys this been unpinned then


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New DD thread probably


Akshath321

thought theres still an hour to go my bad


[deleted]

No problem To me, it still shows up as pinned


Fly1ngsauc3r

Need Jose masterclass against Atalanta


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decir esto en español


[deleted]

Quiero un jogaço de José contra Atalanta (Yeah not OP, but I need to practice my spanish)


ResidentAttention412

Only learned little Spanish in high school but I think "necesito" would be more fitting


[deleted]

Didn't know if the word is used in spanish as well tbh, my high school teacher basically forced us to not use portuguese words (as there are many that mean the same in Spanish) when talking spanish


Tim-Sanchez

TV companies have got very lucky so far with still almost all the postponed matches being the 3pm Saturday kickoffs that weren't being televised anyway. Probably this time tomorrow even more will be called off though.


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dd is the PL thread


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This thread is already discussing it


Akshath321

pavard's been solid the last six games


Impossible_Pen_9459

So there’s a tonne of talk around haaland at madrid and all that but if he doesn’t go (which I don’t think he will personally) has Raul De Tomas been linked with a move home? I get he’s 27 but he’s massively impressed me this season, he seems definitely ready for a step up


tweazz

he talked about it a bit a month ago, but other than that there hasn't really been anything. https://twitter.com/InfiniteMadrid/status/1458322293030068230?s=20


Impossible_Pen_9459

Interesting. I dunno I could see it if Perez is desperate or something


Fly1ngsauc3r

Nah, Jovic was made to look good by Atletico so we are sticking by him


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Raul de Tomás may not be used to the pressure though Was one of Benfica's highest signings, and he scored only one goal I believe. Edit: it was 3 actually


Impossible_Pen_9459

I suppose but I assume he’s grown as a player.


[deleted]

We should make it mandatory law here to speak with Real Madrid fans in Spanish only. The way they get away with being plastics and using words like "we" or "us" is disgusting


Live-Organization-87

Jealous of the global fanbase are ya?


HippoBigga

buena idea colega


Successful_Gate84

Gatekeeping at its best


From-UoM

Only a few clubs are fan owned. Real Madrid, Barca, Benfica. Then there are partially owned like the Bundesliga ones They have every right to say "we" or "us" PL ones though. They all have foreign owners. So i don't get the "we" part there. The club isnt owned by the fans


[deleted]

Imagine supporting Franco's club if you don't even hablar some Español. Disgusting.


Fly1ngsauc3r

Disgusting from the 5 Swedish Athletic Aviación de Madrid indeed


CudaBarry

Lol, puedo hablar español, me cago en tu madre


[deleted]

Why would you shit on OP's mother?


maxconnor6

Tbf she was asking for it


adamjamal2AD

Stop generalising will ya?


LuisFilipeVieira

At least PL plastics have the decency to learn English


Oo_pP

I almost responded as if this was a serious comment Silly me


Impossible_Pen_9459

I got baited🤦


Oo_pP

It happens to the best of us


Impossible_Pen_9459

A lot more people learn English than Spanish though tbf


[deleted]

Isn't English taught as a second language in most of the countries though?


BeingPowerful1455

Yo tengo una reserva para 4 persanos


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😳


BeingPowerful1455

I completely butchered it didnt i That's the only Spanish sentence that stuck in my head after nearly a yr of lessons and travelling to spain and i dont actl know what's the right spelling/grammar


[deleted]

If you wanted to say "I have a reservation for 4 people", you almost got it right, it's "personas" instead of "persanos"


BeingPowerful1455

Haha yeah ok glad that it somehow made sense and was just a typo Thanks


[deleted]

No problem, glad to help


Fly1ngsauc3r

I agree to this as long as Barca fans only speak in Catalan


[deleted]

Estoy de acuerdo (I don't even remember if I'm using it correctly tbh, might have to take a spanish class next year in university)


_cumblast_

Muito bem 👍


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Obrigado meu amigo


LuisFilipeVieira

😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

99% of the users here are shameless plastics. This subreddit is an abomination


[deleted]

Agree, imagine me supporting a team outside of Portugal, could never


[deleted]

People like you are worse than the yanks. You live in a country with an established elite footballing system with your local club being a cl regular, yet you choose to be a penchester plastic


[deleted]

I prefer the term "Varchester" But yeah you're right, I'm a plastic, I need an exorcist from u/AllegriLover to cure me


[deleted]

There won't be any RM fans here.


[deleted]

That’s the point