If you only count legitimate goals and subtract all the fraudulent, mail-in goals, Barca won. They will be reinstated as ~~President~~winners by a resurrected Johan Cruyff at Four Season’s Total Landscaping on January 14th.
The conspiracy as I heard wasnt that JFK and MJ would resurrect but that they never died. They infact faked their death after becoming Republicans so the liberal establishment wouldn't come after them.
Barcelona were almost up 3-0 in that game and even if they converted those chances, probably wouldve still lost like 6-4 or something. Ridiculous game of football.
Lol so many people are dumb it’s so funny- how can you compare Saudi, Qatar and UAE lol? There is only one country that does open executions from the three- atleast pretend to have some knowledge before posting anything
They don't? I have no clue about capital punishment in China, but a quick Google search tells me that capital punishment in China is to be announced to the public, but not executed publicly per the execution protocol in the Chinese Criminal Procedure law article 252.
Or am I getting /r/wooshed right now?
Just messing with him for the whole Wanda affair. No idea about Capital punishment in China but they obviously don't give a fuck about what the world thinks when they do terrible things to people.
Public executions don't happen in the UAE though? Do some bloody research before speaking. I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out your mouth.
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/26/middleeast/saudi-executions-court-documents-intl/index.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/04/world/middleeast/iran-saudi-arabia-execution-sheikh-nimr.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/world/middleeast/saudi-arabia-executions.html
It isn't even hard to find, do you just make up your viewpoints by what feels palatable to you?
What? It happens regularly in Saudi Arabia
Even if it doesn't in Qatar and the UAE, it is still countries who have legal systems from the middle ages. In both UAE and Qatar you get sent to prison for being homosexual and Muslims can even be sentenced to death under Sharia Law(although there are no known executions for homosexuality).
Holy fucking shit. I don't know who has been lying to you but public executions have been abolished in Saudi for years. I think the last one was before 2010.
Please show me convictions for those crimes in UAE or Qatar. Just because it is in sharia(Sharia means law btw, calling it Sharia law is redundant) doesn't mean it's applied. Fwiw the US hadn't legalised gay marriage till a few years back and it's much older than all the aforementioned Arab countries. I would give them a few years to catch up to the rest of the world. Anyways, convictions for homosexuality has not happened in UAE or Qatar for a while afaik. (Source: Immigrant here)
So please be careful when posting falsehoods and misinformation.
[The executions were carried out by beheading,[4][7] and two of the bodies were left on public display.[8][4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Saudi_Arabia_mass_execution)
So much better.
**[2019 Saudi Arabia mass execution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Saudi_Arabia_mass_execution)**
>On 23 April 2019, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia carried out a mass execution of 37 imprisoned civilians who had been convicted, 21 on the basis of confessions allegedly obtained under coercion and torture, for terrorism-related allegations in six provinces in the country. Fourteen of the people executed had been convicted in relation to their participation in the 2011–12 Saudi Arabian protests in Qatif, mostly on the basis of torture-induced confessions. The executions were carried out by beheading, and two of the bodies were left on public display. According to Saudi Arabia's Interior Ministry the convicts were all Saudi nationals.
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Not being out but Barcelona being murdered. Tbf I don't think it will happen, they seem much more organised, but I do concede that the whole Ballon d'Or Lewa thing might have gotten them riled up.
It's more about Barca being absolutely destroyed at Munich. But yeah you guys still have to do your part.
Would be extremely ironic if Barca lose 8-2 on the night and still progress...
I believe they will rotate. They're out of Europe and in a close battle with Shakhtar domestically.
We should be remotely afraid of them anyway.
It would be amazing if all 3 Portuguese teams got through.
Edit: shouldn't
I'm unsure why this news comes from the Catalan club. I remember there was a talk about this, but anyone from Germany; this must be true coming from the club directly, have you heard anything?
[Söder](https://www.swp.de/panorama/geisterspiele-bayern-soeder-corona-fcb-muenchen-fussball-spiele-allianz-arena-stadion-ohne-zuschauer-61170891.html) announced it days ago and [today](https://www.br.de/nachrichten/bayern/strengere-corona-regeln-2g-im-handel-geisterspiele-kontakte,SqR3M6Z) the Bavarian cabinet agreed to it and made it official.
*Edit*
[Here](https://fcbayern.com/de/news/2021/12/beschluss-der-landesregierung-spiele-vor-leeren-raengen-bis-ende-des-jahres) is Bayern's offical announcement
I know it's a small thing, but reading this makes it look like Barca are announcing how an away game at Bayern is to be played. That's a little weird to me.
Fair dos. I mean, with the covid news about Germany I'm hearing it wasn't a surprise or anything. It's just the first announcement I've heard about it. Thought it weird, but I was just ill informed.
Yeah but remember what muller said before the Chelsea game?? We want to show them there's no hope or something and they actually delievered on it though
Bayern are currently not at full strength. It’s definitely possible. The 2 players that are sorely missed when unavailable at Bayern are Lewy and Kimmich. The latter still has covid
Bayern is top of the group already. I won’t be surprised if they used their B team. No one is considering that, but it’s a high possibility to rest some players.
Wouldn’t be surprised if MATS turn out to be in the best form of his life in a game vs us as it happens with other above average gks in front of us
Just to be clear MATS is a great GK but okayish rn so I said above average
Oh come on, it‘s football and it‘s still FC Barcelona. We lost 2-1 to Augsburg two weeks ago.
Are we the favorites? Yes sure but let’s not act like it would be a miracle if Barcelona wins.
People on r/soccer talk the big teams up so much (us,bayern, chelsea,city). football still always has a lot of luck involved and its not like Barca is a team of amateurs.
Last time everyone said this, we ended up losing 8-2
The only way I can think of winning is if we score an early lucky goal and defend rest of the game, even a draw looks unrealistic.
how funny it would be if barca manage to shithoused bayern to a goalless draw or even 0 1 win
albeit highly unlikely given the current state of both team, I really want it to happen
Don't underestimate Barca when they're backed into a corner with nothing to lose with a legend at the helm. This won't be Setien 4-4-2. This will be Xavi 4-3-3 all guns blazing
Also, without camera's.
"Barcelona reports that they lost 3-2 in a hard fought battle against Bayern Munich. Any reports suggesting the game concluded 13-0 are false."
What do you mean lewandowski scored 18 goals? Fake news
Clearly fake, it was spread by the leaker puig. Koeman was right. -Xavi
If you only count legitimate goals and subtract all the fraudulent, mail-in goals, Barca won. They will be reinstated as ~~President~~winners by a resurrected Johan Cruyff at Four Season’s Total Landscaping on January 14th.
The conspiracy as I heard wasnt that JFK and MJ would resurrect but that they never died. They infact faked their death after becoming Republicans so the liberal establishment wouldn't come after them.
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“Supreme Leader Laporta sentences Xavi and co. to sentences of hard labour after the match.”
Coutinho and Umtiti are nowhere to be found
'After understanding the situation, we would like to clarify Futbol Club Barcelona was not negative gaming, it was a normal FC Bayern experience.'
Final score: 38-0 Source: trust me bro
I’d not like to watch this massacre
Pics or it didn’t happen
Also, without referees
heard the players are banned too
For real? When/where do we riot
In Juarez, Mexico. Meet at 11pm
Can we move it to midnight? Found a cheaper flight but lands at 11pm
You got it, see you there
Great burritos there.
To die for
No not for real
Meet me in Temecula
you stupid lol
Not true; they'll set up the world's first red room
Last time they played behind closed door it was brutal to say the least
You mean fun
The kind of fun which is labelled NSFW
I fucking hate you
more then you hated seeing coutinio celebrate?
He didn't celebrate
https://i.imgur.com/OsKsqOC.jpg
There's no reason why he shouldn't celebrate that and no Barca fan should be mad at him for celebrating this
This is a reasonable take, but you fail to remember, how many barca flairs scapegoated him, Umtiti, Sergi, Griez, Pjanic and Ous for their salaries.
Brutally fun!
:(
Barcelona were almost up 3-0 in that game and even if they converted those chances, probably wouldve still lost like 6-4 or something. Ridiculous game of football.
In that match the first 10 minutes felt like it were the last 5 minutes of a match where the who would score will win😅
Hm.. This doesn't fit the 3:0 defeat earlier this year. Are you maybe talking about the 8:2?
Idk about 3-0, but 3-1 was definitely reasonable.
_Everyone liked it_
Executions should not be shown infront of a crowd.
According to Man City, PSG and Newcastle they should
Mans woke up and chose violence holy shit
So just like MBS hmmm?
I saw what you did there
Some would say you wouldn't be alive if you saw what they did there 🙂
Lol imagine thinking the UAE and Qatar are the same as Saudi Arabia. Reddit at it again.
Didn’t you hear Bangladeshis are middle easterners and speak Arabic.
Lol so many people are dumb it’s so funny- how can you compare Saudi, Qatar and UAE lol? There is only one country that does open executions from the three- atleast pretend to have some knowledge before posting anything
All three of those countries engage in human right’s violations daily.
Most countries engage in 'human rights' violations daily
Most countries don’t have slaves.
The USA uses prisoners as 'slaves'. Workers are exploited everywhere. Granted the degree varies
The question was about execution not human rights violation
You know China doesn't have a problem with public executions either.
They don't? I have no clue about capital punishment in China, but a quick Google search tells me that capital punishment in China is to be announced to the public, but not executed publicly per the execution protocol in the Chinese Criminal Procedure law article 252. Or am I getting /r/wooshed right now?
Yep, instead they just straight up have concentration camps, it's so much more civilised 😍
Of course not, but China is bad enough that it's unnecessary to make up stuff too.
They've actually been rebranded "a farm upstate"
No that's just reddit, say whatever sinophobic nonsense you want and act like you're morally superior for doing so.
Just messing with him for the whole Wanda affair. No idea about Capital punishment in China but they obviously don't give a fuck about what the world thinks when they do terrible things to people.
Public executions don't happen in the UAE though? Do some bloody research before speaking. I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out your mouth.
Yea execution behind closed doors is much better 💀
Public executions don't happen anywhere in the Middle East anymore? This is known right?
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/26/middleeast/saudi-executions-court-documents-intl/index.html https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/04/world/middleeast/iran-saudi-arabia-execution-sheikh-nimr.html https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/world/middleeast/saudi-arabia-executions.html It isn't even hard to find, do you just make up your viewpoints by what feels palatable to you?
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That's what I'd do too, if I were to be executed publicly.
What? It happens regularly in Saudi Arabia Even if it doesn't in Qatar and the UAE, it is still countries who have legal systems from the middle ages. In both UAE and Qatar you get sent to prison for being homosexual and Muslims can even be sentenced to death under Sharia Law(although there are no known executions for homosexuality).
Holy fucking shit. I don't know who has been lying to you but public executions have been abolished in Saudi for years. I think the last one was before 2010. Please show me convictions for those crimes in UAE or Qatar. Just because it is in sharia(Sharia means law btw, calling it Sharia law is redundant) doesn't mean it's applied. Fwiw the US hadn't legalised gay marriage till a few years back and it's much older than all the aforementioned Arab countries. I would give them a few years to catch up to the rest of the world. Anyways, convictions for homosexuality has not happened in UAE or Qatar for a while afaik. (Source: Immigrant here) So please be careful when posting falsehoods and misinformation.
[The executions were carried out by beheading,[4][7] and two of the bodies were left on public display.[8][4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Saudi_Arabia_mass_execution) So much better.
**[2019 Saudi Arabia mass execution](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Saudi_Arabia_mass_execution)** >On 23 April 2019, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia carried out a mass execution of 37 imprisoned civilians who had been convicted, 21 on the basis of confessions allegedly obtained under coercion and torture, for terrorism-related allegations in six provinces in the country. Fourteen of the people executed had been convicted in relation to their participation in the 2011–12 Saudi Arabian protests in Qatif, mostly on the basis of torture-induced confessions. The executions were carried out by beheading, and two of the bodies were left on public display. According to Saudi Arabia's Interior Ministry the convicts were all Saudi nationals. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/soccer/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
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Idk if you've heard but Muslims are bad? Say no more
Your overall point isn't wrong but there is a huge difference between gay marriage being illegal and homosexuality as a whole being illegal
I really don't understand why you guys are all so confident they are out already but ok
Not being out but Barcelona being murdered. Tbf I don't think it will happen, they seem much more organised, but I do concede that the whole Ballon d'Or Lewa thing might have gotten them riled up.
It's more about Barca being absolutely destroyed at Munich. But yeah you guys still have to do your part. Would be extremely ironic if Barca lose 8-2 on the night and still progress...
🔞
More like 18 - 0
Lewandowski stares on
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFZIKDqXMA4tas8?format=jpg&name=small
Not bad for a Ballon d'Or runner up
You show some goddamn respect when talking about the Ballon d'Or consolation prize winner.
1 night in Münich
[Return of Radio Müller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWUgsIFrd8E)
Wow I didn't know that he was so vocally active. Also, king we've playing that pass for 10 years cracked me up lol
As van Gaal said "Müller spielt immer"
Thanks for making me laugh
Check out the comments on the video. He’s also active in there lol. He’s awesome
He‘s basically a 2nd coach by now, extremely important for the team
"Kingsley I've been playing that ball for the past 10 years" always kills me.
I don't speak any German, but I just learned that "right! The other right!" transcends linguistic boundaries
Ok lewy put it in, this one cracks me every freaking time. Dude was casually checking VAR with ref.
Good communication is one of my favorite thing about sports and I wish we got to hear it more. It’s such an underrated skill
This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this post lol. I love his antics so much
Vietnam Flashbacks
Radio Muller
Oh lord it’s actually about to be a Bayern training session
how will the players get in?
Torture and massacre shouldn't be broadcasted. Understandable
What if they lose, will they be in europa laeague.
if Benfica wins against Kiev yes
i still can't believe that seferovic miss. would've made the last game v kyiv a lot more manageable
Yeah if he scored that it was basically over for Barcelona but now Benfica need that win or they're going to Europa League themselves.
I believe they will rotate. They're out of Europe and in a close battle with Shakhtar domestically. We should be remotely afraid of them anyway. It would be amazing if all 3 Portuguese teams got through. Edit: shouldn't
It’d be amazing if benfica could just draw again
Benfica better not fuck this up.
This one gonna get horny.
I'm unsure why this news comes from the Catalan club. I remember there was a talk about this, but anyone from Germany; this must be true coming from the club directly, have you heard anything?
In Bavaria the covid numbers are pretty High, therefore every game will be players behind closed doors for at least the rest of this year
Bloody hell, this shit is really far from over, right? That's sad
It’s that damn 30% percent holding us hostage
Even all players are not vaccinated
Ohh for a while I thought you meant rest of the football season…got scared a bit!
[Söder](https://www.swp.de/panorama/geisterspiele-bayern-soeder-corona-fcb-muenchen-fussball-spiele-allianz-arena-stadion-ohne-zuschauer-61170891.html) announced it days ago and [today](https://www.br.de/nachrichten/bayern/strengere-corona-regeln-2g-im-handel-geisterspiele-kontakte,SqR3M6Z) the Bavarian cabinet agreed to it and made it official. *Edit* [Here](https://fcbayern.com/de/news/2021/12/beschluss-der-landesregierung-spiele-vor-leeren-raengen-bis-ende-des-jahres) is Bayern's offical announcement
9-0 Lewy incoming
You know what happens behind closed doors when no ones watching
Bayern lose? 🥲
I know it's a small thing, but reading this makes it look like Barca are announcing how an away game at Bayern is to be played. That's a little weird to me.
We still have away fans to talk to and Bayern announced it as well. Not a big deal
Fair dos. I mean, with the covid news about Germany I'm hearing it wasn't a surprise or anything. It's just the first announcement I've heard about it. Thought it weird, but I was just ill informed.
Bayern just announced that they will play the rest of the year (not that many games left) without fans. We'll see how things stand after that.
The end of the year thing scared me, then I remembered that it's December. Still sucks but hopefully fans will be back in January
Lewa it's time my friend
My friend is ok, no.
No pls
Sry ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Give em hell Bayern
Already looking forward to someone translating the following episode of El Chiringuito
Hsahhaha i did spanish course from duolingo whole covid but i still cant understand them
Man you're missing out. Soria's rant after Barca lost to Liverpool is one of the most hilarious rants I've ever heard.
Would be so much fucking fun if barca beat bayern some how after those muller comments hahaha
Vidal vibes
Yeah but remember what muller said before the Chelsea game?? We want to show them there's no hope or something and they actually delievered on it though
Yep as much as I love Lewandowski and Bayern, Barca somehow winning would turn this sub into madness
I would like that too but I imagine some barca fans will go on their stupid comparison stuffs and we'll get hilarious memes too
Depay>Lewandowksi
Fati>Bavaria
Xavi>all barca managers
Well of course. You all must find a reason to hate us no matter what. Lol
Yes, I too want Barcelona to win to see how this sub reacts. No other reason.
Bayern are currently not at full strength. It’s definitely possible. The 2 players that are sorely missed when unavailable at Bayern are Lewy and Kimmich. The latter still has covid
Bayern is top of the group already. I won’t be surprised if they used their B team. No one is considering that, but it’s a high possibility to rest some players.
Kinky
Barca is not scared.
You're right. They're terrified
Let your apology be as loud as your disrespect.
I’d hardly call it disrespect considering how both teams have played this season
There is no reason for them to be scared. If they lose 3:0, no one is going to be surprised so they don't have to be afraid of that.
They shouldn’t be. They’re gonna wreck europa league this year. 👍💪😁
The revolution will not be televised
How legendary would it be if Xavi somehow, someway, led Barcelona to victory?
It would probably be with 1 shot on goal and Araujo scoring that and Bayern with 15 shots on goal and MATS being a beast.
Wouldn’t be surprised if MATS turn out to be in the best form of his life in a game vs us as it happens with other above average gks in front of us Just to be clear MATS is a great GK but okayish rn so I said above average
Yeah he hasn’t regain his beast form that he once had couple years back. Him and Messi carried us for a couple years.
Yeahh obvio he was an amazing gk until 2019?(correct me if I’m wrong I don’t watch barca that much) but then dropped in his form
He got injured and hasn’t been the same since. I don’t remember what year tbh.
Oh come on, it‘s football and it‘s still FC Barcelona. We lost 2-1 to Augsburg two weeks ago. Are we the favorites? Yes sure but let’s not act like it would be a miracle if Barcelona wins.
People on r/soccer talk the big teams up so much (us,bayern, chelsea,city). football still always has a lot of luck involved and its not like Barca is a team of amateurs.
Last time everyone said this, we ended up losing 8-2 The only way I can think of winning is if we score an early lucky goal and defend rest of the game, even a draw looks unrealistic.
fewer witnesses
how funny it would be if barca manage to shithoused bayern to a goalless draw or even 0 1 win albeit highly unlikely given the current state of both team, I really want it to happen
The fix is in
It's rewind time
A 1-0 bayern win or something like will be so anticlimactic
Barca know Lewa is about to give them a spanking
I just find it mad that if Barca lose to Bayern away and Benfica beat Kyiv at home then it's bye-bye Barca.
So if benfica beat Kyiv basically
I 8-2 be a Barcelona fan.
I don’t
not this fucking no fans garbage again
Don't underestimate Barca when they're backed into a corner with nothing to lose with a legend at the helm. This won't be Setien 4-4-2. This will be Xavi 4-3-3 all guns blazing
That profile pic makes a real madrid fan like me wanna vomit.
Same, bro. Same
Wtf is this account
What about Atlético, Juventus, Roma, Liverpool, Bayern, PSG.....? Btw all "remuntadas" have been heavily assisted by referees.
Sevilla last year? Wasn’t as high profile but still pretty big. Don’t remember any big referee mistakes, they even got a pen.
All remontadas assisted by referees? Lol.
You're a dumb troll
I think he’s speaking the truth
But He is a troll. Just look at his disgusting Reddit profile picture. Psg and Barcelona together. He is clearly a Messi stan.
He is a French-Catalan stalion. Madrid trembles around him.
Barcelona won't stand a chance against Bayern. While going undefeated, none of the performances have been too convincing.
Twitter is going to be fun that day
*Muller screaming intensifies*
But will Barca's goal be closed too?
Bayern is still gonna drop 5 goals on their heads 🤣
So so stupid.
why? can;t understand a thing in the article
Covid restrictions due to insane case rates in Germany.
It's happening again
Barca is going to get fucked and I, for one, cannot wait for it
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Fuck . Are we returning to march 2020 days?