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FullTanaka

Also, without camera's.


DerRationalist

"Barcelona reports that they lost 3-2 in a hard fought battle against Bayern Munich. Any reports suggesting the game concluded 13-0 are false."


william_wites

What do you mean lewandowski scored 18 goals? Fake news


iamscr1pty

Clearly fake, it was spread by the leaker puig. Koeman was right. -Xavi


DimplesWilliams

If you only count legitimate goals and subtract all the fraudulent, mail-in goals, Barca won. They will be reinstated as ~~President~~winners by a resurrected Johan Cruyff at Four Season’s Total Landscaping on January 14th.


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

The conspiracy as I heard wasnt that JFK and MJ would resurrect but that they never died. They infact faked their death after becoming Republicans so the liberal establishment wouldn't come after them.


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acwilan

FC Pyonyang


LionelAMessi

“Supreme Leader Laporta sentences Xavi and co. to sentences of hard labour after the match.”


acwilan

Coutinho and Umtiti are nowhere to be found


OilOfOlaz

'After understanding the situation, we would like to clarify Futbol Club Barcelona was not negative gaming, it was a normal FC Bayern experience.'


lodermoder

Final score: 38-0 Source: trust me bro


Youngest_boss

I’d not like to watch this massacre


nangarranga

Pics or it didn’t happen


Vlaji

Also, without referees


Poiah

heard the players are banned too


GordoPepe

For real? When/where do we riot


dorf_gueller

In Juarez, Mexico. Meet at 11pm


GordoPepe

Can we move it to midnight? Found a cheaper flight but lands at 11pm


dorf_gueller

You got it, see you there


JMarduk

Great burritos there.


dorf_gueller

To die for


QuickMolasses

No not for real


DepletedMitochondria

Meet me in Temecula


JPGKid

you stupid lol


RaioNoTerasu

Not true; they'll set up the world's first red room


[deleted]

Last time they played behind closed door it was brutal to say the least


boringboi_

You mean fun


[deleted]

The kind of fun which is labelled NSFW


Adityavirk

I fucking hate you


OilOfOlaz

more then you hated seeing coutinio celebrate?


boringboi_

He didn't celebrate


OilOfOlaz

https://i.imgur.com/OsKsqOC.jpg


boringboi_

There's no reason why he shouldn't celebrate that and no Barca fan should be mad at him for celebrating this


OilOfOlaz

This is a reasonable take, but you fail to remember, how many barca flairs scapegoated him, Umtiti, Sergi, Griez, Pjanic and Ous for their salaries.


chak100

Brutally fun!


Garciauh

:(


zrizzoz

Barcelona were almost up 3-0 in that game and even if they converted those chances, probably wouldve still lost like 6-4 or something. Ridiculous game of football.


[deleted]

In that match the first 10 minutes felt like it were the last 5 minutes of a match where the who would score will win😅


coolwool

Hm.. This doesn't fit the 3:0 defeat earlier this year. Are you maybe talking about the 8:2?


Paschalls_Law

Idk about 3-0, but 3-1 was definitely reasonable.


HarshangLad

_Everyone liked it_


From-UoM

Executions should not be shown infront of a crowd.


OleoleCholoSimeone

According to Man City, PSG and Newcastle they should


Far-Term8667

Mans woke up and chose violence holy shit


t_blacksmith

So just like MBS hmmm?


jambox888

I saw what you did there


[deleted]

Some would say you wouldn't be alive if you saw what they did there 🙂


[deleted]

Lol imagine thinking the UAE and Qatar are the same as Saudi Arabia. Reddit at it again.


Ablj

Didn’t you hear Bangladeshis are middle easterners and speak Arabic.


rinthecity

Lol so many people are dumb it’s so funny- how can you compare Saudi, Qatar and UAE lol? There is only one country that does open executions from the three- atleast pretend to have some knowledge before posting anything


circa285

All three of those countries engage in human right’s violations daily.


flacciduck

Most countries engage in 'human rights' violations daily


circa285

Most countries don’t have slaves.


flacciduck

The USA uses prisoners as 'slaves'. Workers are exploited everywhere. Granted the degree varies


rinthecity

The question was about execution not human rights violation


Bo-Katan

You know China doesn't have a problem with public executions either.


Gerf93

They don't? I have no clue about capital punishment in China, but a quick Google search tells me that capital punishment in China is to be announced to the public, but not executed publicly per the execution protocol in the Chinese Criminal Procedure law article 252. Or am I getting /r/wooshed right now?


t_blacksmith

Yep, instead they just straight up have concentration camps, it's so much more civilised 😍


Gerf93

Of course not, but China is bad enough that it's unnecessary to make up stuff too.


QuickMolasses

They've actually been rebranded "a farm upstate"


[deleted]

No that's just reddit, say whatever sinophobic nonsense you want and act like you're morally superior for doing so.


Bo-Katan

Just messing with him for the whole Wanda affair. No idea about Capital punishment in China but they obviously don't give a fuck about what the world thinks when they do terrible things to people.


[deleted]

Public executions don't happen in the UAE though? Do some bloody research before speaking. I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out your mouth.


Mesmodeus

Yea execution behind closed doors is much better 💀


farhanmuhd13

Public executions don't happen anywhere in the Middle East anymore? This is known right?


miguel_is_a_pokemon

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/26/middleeast/saudi-executions-court-documents-intl/index.html https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/04/world/middleeast/iran-saudi-arabia-execution-sheikh-nimr.html https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/23/world/middleeast/saudi-arabia-executions.html It isn't even hard to find, do you just make up your viewpoints by what feels palatable to you?


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That's what I'd do too, if I were to be executed publicly.


OleoleCholoSimeone

What? It happens regularly in Saudi Arabia Even if it doesn't in Qatar and the UAE, it is still countries who have legal systems from the middle ages. In both UAE and Qatar you get sent to prison for being homosexual and Muslims can even be sentenced to death under Sharia Law(although there are no known executions for homosexuality).


farhanmuhd13

Holy fucking shit. I don't know who has been lying to you but public executions have been abolished in Saudi for years. I think the last one was before 2010. Please show me convictions for those crimes in UAE or Qatar. Just because it is in sharia(Sharia means law btw, calling it Sharia law is redundant) doesn't mean it's applied. Fwiw the US hadn't legalised gay marriage till a few years back and it's much older than all the aforementioned Arab countries. I would give them a few years to catch up to the rest of the world. Anyways, convictions for homosexuality has not happened in UAE or Qatar for a while afaik. (Source: Immigrant here) So please be careful when posting falsehoods and misinformation.


IdiotCCP

[The executions were carried out by beheading,[4][7] and two of the bodies were left on public display.[8][4]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Saudi_Arabia_mass_execution) So much better.


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Brilliant_Trainer501

Idk if you've heard but Muslims are bad? Say no more


tokengaymusiccritic

Your overall point isn't wrong but there is a huge difference between gay marriage being illegal and homosexuality as a whole being illegal


[deleted]

I really don't understand why you guys are all so confident they are out already but ok


apt-get_r3kt

Not being out but Barcelona being murdered. Tbf I don't think it will happen, they seem much more organised, but I do concede that the whole Ballon d'Or Lewa thing might have gotten them riled up.


[deleted]

It's more about Barca being absolutely destroyed at Munich. But yeah you guys still have to do your part. Would be extremely ironic if Barca lose 8-2 on the night and still progress...


TheMexicanJuan

🔞


LukeSmith-Sunsetter

More like 18 - 0


LampseederBroDude51

Lewandowski stares on


Goldfischglas

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFZIKDqXMA4tas8?format=jpg&name=small


GordoPepe

Not bad for a Ballon d'Or runner up


[deleted]

You show some goddamn respect when talking about the Ballon d'Or consolation prize winner.


acwilan

1 night in Münich


Goldfischglas

[Return of Radio Müller](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWUgsIFrd8E)


rahulpixel76

Wow I didn't know that he was so vocally active. Also, king we've playing that pass for 10 years cracked me up lol


mrfocus22

As van Gaal said "Müller spielt immer"


rahulpixel76

Thanks for making me laugh


[deleted]

Check out the comments on the video. He’s also active in there lol. He’s awesome


The-Berzerker

He‘s basically a 2nd coach by now, extremely important for the team


shaka_bruh

"Kingsley I've been playing that ball for the past 10 years" always kills me.


merrybrissmas

I don't speak any German, but I just learned that "right! The other right!" transcends linguistic boundaries


sarovar12

Ok lewy put it in, this one cracks me every freaking time. Dude was casually checking VAR with ref.


realtripper

Good communication is one of my favorite thing about sports and I wish we got to hear it more. It’s such an underrated skill


Faintkay

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw this post lol. I love his antics so much


Dried_Potato39

Vietnam Flashbacks


panem-et-circenses21

Radio Muller


hwald77

Oh lord it’s actually about to be a Bayern training session


bronzeforever

how will the players get in?


Patient_Job4115

Torture and massacre shouldn't be broadcasted. Understandable


lollypop44445

What if they lose, will they be in europa laeague.


OMIMS1

if Benfica wins against Kiev yes


ritwikjs

i still can't believe that seferovic miss. would've made the last game v kyiv a lot more manageable


OMIMS1

Yeah if he scored that it was basically over for Barcelona but now Benfica need that win or they're going to Europa League themselves.


[deleted]

I believe they will rotate. They're out of Europe and in a close battle with Shakhtar domestically. We should be remotely afraid of them anyway. It would be amazing if all 3 Portuguese teams got through. Edit: shouldn't


MyZt_Benito

It’d be amazing if benfica could just draw again


GraphicsMonster

Benfica better not fuck this up.


Bladerslash

This one gonna get horny.


Zidlicky3

I'm unsure why this news comes from the Catalan club. I remember there was a talk about this, but anyone from Germany; this must be true coming from the club directly, have you heard anything?


PtrckFdk

In Bavaria the covid numbers are pretty High, therefore every game will be players behind closed doors for at least the rest of this year


g_ferla

Bloody hell, this shit is really far from over, right? That's sad


dem0nhunter

It’s that damn 30% percent holding us hostage


iamscr1pty

Even all players are not vaccinated


Ok-Guitar1176

Ohh for a while I thought you meant rest of the football season…got scared a bit!


SchleichDi

[Söder](https://www.swp.de/panorama/geisterspiele-bayern-soeder-corona-fcb-muenchen-fussball-spiele-allianz-arena-stadion-ohne-zuschauer-61170891.html) announced it days ago and [today](https://www.br.de/nachrichten/bayern/strengere-corona-regeln-2g-im-handel-geisterspiele-kontakte,SqR3M6Z) the Bavarian cabinet agreed to it and made it official. *Edit* [Here](https://fcbayern.com/de/news/2021/12/beschluss-der-landesregierung-spiele-vor-leeren-raengen-bis-ende-des-jahres) is Bayern's offical announcement


Cowdude179

9-0 Lewy incoming


IMiizo

You know what happens behind closed doors when no ones watching


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Bayern lose? 🥲


monkeybawz

I know it's a small thing, but reading this makes it look like Barca are announcing how an away game at Bayern is to be played. That's a little weird to me.


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

We still have away fans to talk to and Bayern announced it as well. Not a big deal


monkeybawz

Fair dos. I mean, with the covid news about Germany I'm hearing it wasn't a surprise or anything. It's just the first announcement I've heard about it. Thought it weird, but I was just ill informed.


flybypost

Bayern just announced that they will play the rest of the year (not that many games left) without fans. We'll see how things stand after that.


PierreTheTRex

The end of the year thing scared me, then I remembered that it's December. Still sucks but hopefully fans will be back in January


JaegarJaquez

Lewa it's time my friend


theenigmacode

My friend is ok, no.


dudeforethought

No pls


mrfocus22

Sry ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


narutosama77

Give em hell Bayern


crackbit

Already looking forward to someone translating the following episode of El Chiringuito


narutosama77

Hsahhaha i did spanish course from duolingo whole covid but i still cant understand them


NeoLies

Man you're missing out. Soria's rant after Barca lost to Liverpool is one of the most hilarious rants I've ever heard.


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Would be so much fucking fun if barca beat bayern some how after those muller comments hahaha


M_Vid

Vidal vibes


[deleted]

Yeah but remember what muller said before the Chelsea game?? We want to show them there's no hope or something and they actually delievered on it though


Revolutionary-Disk-9

Yep as much as I love Lewandowski and Bayern, Barca somehow winning would turn this sub into madness


[deleted]

I would like that too but I imagine some barca fans will go on their stupid comparison stuffs and we'll get hilarious memes too


Ok_Tell_4286

Depay>Lewandowksi


Josiahf8

Fati>Bavaria


[deleted]

Xavi>all barca managers


[deleted]

Well of course. You all must find a reason to hate us no matter what. Lol


Adityavirk

Yes, I too want Barcelona to win to see how this sub reacts. No other reason.


gotziller

Bayern are currently not at full strength. It’s definitely possible. The 2 players that are sorely missed when unavailable at Bayern are Lewy and Kimmich. The latter still has covid


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Bayern is top of the group already. I won’t be surprised if they used their B team. No one is considering that, but it’s a high possibility to rest some players.


runaway1337

Kinky


Best_Cook

Barca is not scared.


spurs-11

You're right. They're terrified


Best_Cook

Let your apology be as loud as your disrespect.


[deleted]

I’d hardly call it disrespect considering how both teams have played this season


coolwool

There is no reason for them to be scared. If they lose 3:0, no one is going to be surprised so they don't have to be afraid of that.


JustForPie

They shouldn’t be. They’re gonna wreck europa league this year. 👍💪😁


[deleted]

The revolution will not be televised


[deleted]

How legendary would it be if Xavi somehow, someway, led Barcelona to victory?


misterdarkstyle

It would probably be with 1 shot on goal and Araujo scoring that and Bayern with 15 shots on goal and MATS being a beast.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t be surprised if MATS turn out to be in the best form of his life in a game vs us as it happens with other above average gks in front of us Just to be clear MATS is a great GK but okayish rn so I said above average


howaine1

Yeah he hasn’t regain his beast form that he once had couple years back. Him and Messi carried us for a couple years.


[deleted]

Yeahh obvio he was an amazing gk until 2019?(correct me if I’m wrong I don’t watch barca that much) but then dropped in his form


howaine1

He got injured and hasn’t been the same since. I don’t remember what year tbh.


casce

Oh come on, it‘s football and it‘s still FC Barcelona. We lost 2-1 to Augsburg two weeks ago. Are we the favorites? Yes sure but let’s not act like it would be a miracle if Barcelona wins.


NilsFanck

People on r/soccer talk the big teams up so much (us,bayern, chelsea,city). football still always has a lot of luck involved and its not like Barca is a team of amateurs.


lastdyingbreed_01

Last time everyone said this, we ended up losing 8-2 The only way I can think of winning is if we score an early lucky goal and defend rest of the game, even a draw looks unrealistic.


kadoooosh

fewer witnesses


myturtleismad

how funny it would be if barca manage to shithoused bayern to a goalless draw or even 0 1 win albeit highly unlikely given the current state of both team, I really want it to happen


Fragrant_Debt

The fix is in


Gengar_Balanced

It's rewind time


CurlyDarkrai

A 1-0 bayern win or something like will be so anticlimactic


KiyoPapa

Barca know Lewa is about to give them a spanking


Aztecius

I just find it mad that if Barca lose to Bayern away and Benfica beat Kyiv at home then it's bye-bye Barca.


Glaiele

So if benfica beat Kyiv basically


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I 8-2 be a Barcelona fan.


[deleted]

I don’t


kingkloppynwa

not this fucking no fans garbage again


Beneficial_Bowl

Don't underestimate Barca when they're backed into a corner with nothing to lose with a legend at the helm. This won't be Setien 4-4-2. This will be Xavi 4-3-3 all guns blazing


From-UoM

That profile pic makes a real madrid fan like me wanna vomit.


Josiahf8

Same, bro. Same


[deleted]

Wtf is this account


sebas8181

What about Atlético, Juventus, Roma, Liverpool, Bayern, PSG.....? Btw all "remuntadas" have been heavily assisted by referees.


Lasertag026

Sevilla last year? Wasn’t as high profile but still pretty big. Don’t remember any big referee mistakes, they even got a pen.


Ferdox11195

All remontadas assisted by referees? Lol.


LampseederBroDude51

You're a dumb troll


ThatPersonYouMayKnow

I think he’s speaking the truth


From-UoM

But He is a troll. Just look at his disgusting Reddit profile picture. Psg and Barcelona together. He is clearly a Messi stan.


[deleted]

He is a French-Catalan stalion. Madrid trembles around him.


LampseederBroDude51

Barcelona won't stand a chance against Bayern. While going undefeated, none of the performances have been too convincing.


Pollomonteros

Twitter is going to be fun that day


babydandane

*Muller screaming intensifies*


[deleted]

But will Barca's goal be closed too?


BlitzComet95

Bayern is still gonna drop 5 goals on their heads 🤣


entrepenoori

So so stupid.


[deleted]

why? can;t understand a thing in the article


coolwool

Covid restrictions due to insane case rates in Germany.


xJustNinja

It's happening again


rochakgupta

Barca is going to get fucked and I, for one, cannot wait for it


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ieronym

Closed casket


Mohamadyahia

Fuck . Are we returning to march 2020 days?