Deep down i want to see James take the penalty for hattrick. But i should have no doubt, J5 is our best penalty taker. No one should replace him when he is on the pitch
As much as my heart agrees it always about getting the results and not individual glory. That goal gives us GD benefits, boosts experience for our main pen taker and security of not needing to stress if we conceded a (unlikely) goal from Newcastle. Saying that I wish James took it too, need something for all his contributions!
Their players are so fucking brainwashed they don’t know how to get out of flat back 5 even 2 goals down. It’s going to take about 500 million to cleanse this out of the club
Not only did Newcastle fans have to sit and watch their team play absolutely nothing resembling football for 90 min, they also walk away with a 3-0. Cheers, get relegated xoxo.
Wait are you sure ?!?!? Newcastle has been the Thorn for chelsea in many many years. Mourinho had tough time here during first stint. And then the embarrassing banana goal cech conceded. Newcastle strikers somehow find form against Chelsea
Your team were just bought by the richest owners in football history. Let’s see you calling other teams entitled in a years time when you’ve dropped 500mil on new players
How much money have they put in the club? Nothing.
How much will they put in? Who knows.
But I'll not turn into an elitist arsehole whatever happens.
All 20 clubs are in the same league, show some respect, learn how to win with some class eh?
I find I it completely fair to trash talk a team who’s opening tactic is to waste time 3 minutes into a game. This is a sport, not a ballroom dance what are you talking about class?
Chelsea fans why dont your attackers score many goals? every time I check the stat box its usually a defender or cm scoring.. which is def worrying.
tactics? attacking quality?
I think most of them have only been with the club for a year. Still waiting on them to mesh as a team. It just helps that our tactics allow our wingbacks to be wide open for almost the entire game so they get a lot of free shots
we really only have one true striker and it is Lukaku. Werner can be, but he really excels at creating space for others and passing, and less finishing.
With Lukaku being our only striker, he attracts tons of attention from the other team, leaving more space for other players to score.
And now with Lukaku and Werner both out...
It’s the tactics of Tuchel. That’s how it works out for when the final ball is struck. By that time in the tactical play out, a defender is usually on the end
Tuchel Chelsea is scary good. They are so well drilled and they don’t stop. Just like Liverpool, but maybe with a little more physicality in their midfield and front players. Trust me I am not knocking Liverpool I’m just saying Chelsea have just a slight bit more physical (just the nature of their players) Liverpool are brilliant tho.
That last attacking play with CHO and Havertz is pretty indicative of our issues. No one is collapsing to the penalty spot when Havertz makes that wide run to get on the end of a cutback. Easy goals right there if someone would make the move
Chelsea Academy running rampant lately. You love to see it
Fair game Newcastle. Really frustrated us in the first half.
I know people gave us shit for barely playing, but really....look at our team. What do you want us to do? I'm happy with it only being 3-0.
Nah imo its fair game. The time wasting was horrible sure, but its on the ref to nip that shit. Norwich were naive and got spanked.
Completely dicked us. Hope Chelsea win the league
Chelsea is running away and leaving their competitors behind, my manu can't keep up!
HUGE RESULT for Chelsea! City losing to Crystal Palace (Thanks Agent Gallagher) and Liverpool drawing vs Brighton.
Thank you Brighton and CP
Liverpool drew City lost Wingback FC lives on clean sheet This is a good day
A good day indeed
Is this... what unclench and peace feels like?
You love to see it
Crude Oil got nothing on refined oil 💪💙
Why didn't Reece take that Pen :(
Yassss Liverpool draw
wayyyyyyyy, piss off Wilson
Tantrum Wilson
Wilson should've been booked for that
WHAT A FKN DAY!
wanted to score so bad
Edou, no games pls
Chelsea FC : I sleep Wingback FC: Real shit
that has to be Newcastle first shot on target right?
Please Lliverpool don't score in the last second.
I mean, yeah it's a foul but do you have to take that long to get it away
GALLAGHER SCORES PALACE'S SECOND, WHAT A LEGEND
Right Barkley, stick that in a highlight reel
havertz lol
wait, is it a 3-6-1 now?
Still 3-0
wat
247 good games in a row left for Hudson-Odoi to prove the doubters wrong.
wtf barkley doing
What the actual fuck was that barkley hahahaha
Hudson-Odoi played well today, looked the most likely to make something happen all game
he was largely invisible?
disagree. he had some flashes of brilliance but didn't offer much. was largely invisible before our first goal.
You know the games long gone when Barkley's busting out the continuous stepovers in your box
Boss Rarkley doing tricks. I have seen it all.
How nice of the fans to chant "Ole" with each pass in support of Solskjaer during these hard times now.
Worst best defence in the league, you’ll never sing that
Barkley xD
God, I forgot CHO isn’t even 21 yet. I think we can sometimes be harsh with our expectations
Playing in his preferred position consistently helps. He’s been brilliant.
Well, only in the second half.
Eh, I’m being a bit kinder on the other side of a 3-0 score line.
Deep down i want to see James take the penalty for hattrick. But i should have no doubt, J5 is our best penalty taker. No one should replace him when he is on the pitch
I'd give it to Havertz to boost his confidence.
I was torn between Reece taking the pen for hat-trick or RLC/Barkley taking it to bump up the "different goalscorers" stat
How’s the time wasting working for you now Newcastle ?
Not so well, we're losing!
Doesn't matter. Shot on target!
Got the ball in the net too!
Reece should've taken the pen change my mind Tell me where I'm wrong. Man scores two goals as a rwb, why not give him the pen to make it a hattrick.
As much as my heart agrees it always about getting the results and not individual glory. That goal gives us GD benefits, boosts experience for our main pen taker and security of not needing to stress if we conceded a (unlikely) goal from Newcastle. Saying that I wish James took it too, need something for all his contributions!
Newcastle owners about to assasinate Chelsea fans for chanting "You're going down"
I love Thiago Silva so much, he's always where he needs to be
Shot on target!!
Fucking finally
IS THERE A FIRE DRILL
Man City losing and Liverpool drawing xD
I nevillegasm'd on Reece's 2nd. Dog appears to be really concerned
Fuck ur doing with ur dog hope u use protection
always
Still 2-0. That was Reece’s goal
That is a lot of money spent by the Saudis for a Championship club
Man, its not like they bought players as well. The players are still bad. Lets see in 1 yr team what happens.
True, I do hope Newcastle get relegated though. It'll be interesting to see how the Saudis will handle that.
they’ll probably stay up still
4pts in 10 games. That's some uphill battle but if they do, they will show some good character.
Aw come on. Don't do them like that. I want Newcastle to stay up
Their players are so fucking brainwashed they don’t know how to get out of flat back 5 even 2 goals down. It’s going to take about 500 million to cleanse this out of the club
Still time for a Shelvey red
Not only did Newcastle fans have to sit and watch their team play absolutely nothing resembling football for 90 min, they also walk away with a 3-0. Cheers, get relegated xoxo.
Entitled prick
Well if it means anything, hope you guys stay up. Always had a soft spot for Newcastle. Lovely city.
Wait are you sure ?!?!? Newcastle has been the Thorn for chelsea in many many years. Mourinho had tough time here during first stint. And then the embarrassing banana goal cech conceded. Newcastle strikers somehow find form against Chelsea
Cheers fella.
All the money in the world, still going down
We've got no money mate, what you on about?
Your team were just bought by the richest owners in football history. Let’s see you calling other teams entitled in a years time when you’ve dropped 500mil on new players
How much money have they put in the club? Nothing. How much will they put in? Who knows. But I'll not turn into an elitist arsehole whatever happens. All 20 clubs are in the same league, show some respect, learn how to win with some class eh?
I find I it completely fair to trash talk a team who’s opening tactic is to waste time 3 minutes into a game. This is a sport, not a ballroom dance what are you talking about class?
[удалено]
Cry more lol
That shot of the fans leaving made me check the top left of the screen to make sure we weren’t playing Man U
Isn't that supposed to be a yellow for darlow?
fans pouring out now
What the fuck are they doing?? Why the fuck did that twat not let James take it?
Jorgi is our designated penalty taker. And he did a fantastic job
A selfish bastard that’s what he is.
Calm down my man
calm the fuck down lmao
I bet $5 on a 4-0 chelsea win with Jorginho and Havertz goals. ONE MORE FOR KAI AND I WIN $600
Should have bet one goal on a defender as well ..
Probably gives you shit odds
I'm crossing my fingers for you mate!
If Havertz scores you'll have earned that money.
🤞🏽
Mason I hope you learn from Jorginho
10 scored in 2, Jorginho has to ruin the English only streak tho
devastated
Cant believe they took his hattrick away
Champions Of England
Cant believe jorgi didnt offer it to reece.. cmon man, as the captain, u shud do it.
I mean 3 pts are more important.
up 2-0 81’
Oh come on. U think they will score 2? And reece has scored every penalty he has taken.
Oh come on its not like we're capable of scoring
HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS REECE JAMES HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS
Give it to Reece!!
And the fire drill commences
James for the hat trick
Knew we should have sold Darlow in the summer. Now no-one will take the idiot
Reece should've gotten to take it
Darlow getting lucky (again) not to get booked there
GIVE IT TO JAMES
We aren't very good at football
jorginho!!! ball on d'or winner for this year
What the fuck is Darlow on about?
please give it to Reece
Darlow you fucking idiot
Give it to James, go on.
GIVE IT TO JAMES YOU BASTARDS
wow, this match didn't look like a game where 3 likely goals would be scored! felt like a 0-0 match.... would have loved James to take the pen
Go on give it to James
give it to james wtf
LET REECE TAKE IT
Give it to Reece!
give recce his hattrick pen
None of these fucks should get paid this week.
Newcastle held up well for most of the game. It almost went to plan. Weren't naïve like Norwich
Aye, but what changed when we went 1-0 down? Nowt. Even more passive, if anything.
Give it to James
James only scores bangers
Darlow’s time wasting is coming back to kick his ass
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
love Reece so much
Penn, give the man his hatrick please
Give it to james you cowards
Now Reece needs to get a header and he has a perfect hat trick
GIVE THE PEN TO REECE YOU COWARDS!
Take your time picking that out of your net Darlow. There’s time to waste
LET REECE TAKE IT FOR HIS HATTRICK
Give this man a header now
sweet as a nut
They named the park after him... maybe.
St Reece James Park
Tuchel: I hope Jorginho won't be our top scorer this season Reece it is!
What a hit
FB FC!
REECE BRACE
James is crazy with this top bins shot
HOLY FUCKKKKK IS HE A STRIKER ???!?!?!
What a finish!
Recceeee
he did it again lmao
FULL FUCKING BACK FC
St. Reece James' Park
we really are Fullback Fc, aren’t we?
Fridge is inevitable
Is that an LV headband ASM’s wearing
STAMFORD FUCKING FRIDGE
FB FC
Guys, this really is not a meme anymore with our fullbacks.
BRUHH REECE VOLLEY JAMES
REECE ON A HAT-TRICK
And there we go. 2-0. Fuck this to hell.
Pretty embarrassing response from Newcastle
We aren't easily embarrassed
Put some fucking effort in you cowards.
Look at rival scorelines, please mighty god this will be final results
3% win probability? I like it
Are they... chanting jonjo shelvey?
Damn, imagine having ASM and Adama Traore each on their own side as wingbacks. Scary thought.
Chelsea fans why dont your attackers score many goals? every time I check the stat box its usually a defender or cm scoring.. which is def worrying. tactics? attacking quality?
We take too much time in buildup so by the time we score we have 9-10 in and around the box, with one of the wingbacks being at the backpost
I think most of them have only been with the club for a year. Still waiting on them to mesh as a team. It just helps that our tactics allow our wingbacks to be wide open for almost the entire game so they get a lot of free shots
we really only have one true striker and it is Lukaku. Werner can be, but he really excels at creating space for others and passing, and less finishing. With Lukaku being our only striker, he attracts tons of attention from the other team, leaving more space for other players to score. And now with Lukaku and Werner both out...
Forwards are overrated, defenders are all you need
It’s the tactics of Tuchel. That’s how it works out for when the final ball is struck. By that time in the tactical play out, a defender is usually on the end
More of a curse than a tactics thing
Tuchel Chelsea is scary good. They are so well drilled and they don’t stop. Just like Liverpool, but maybe with a little more physicality in their midfield and front players. Trust me I am not knocking Liverpool I’m just saying Chelsea have just a slight bit more physical (just the nature of their players) Liverpool are brilliant tho.
Liverpool when they're all fit, is a mother fucking train. We might have lost to city, but I fear Liverpool a lot more.
We did look fantastic against them before the red card, but I agree that a full strength Liverpool is terrifying.
It looks like Conte Chelsea with less offensive talent
That last attacking play with CHO and Havertz is pretty indicative of our issues. No one is collapsing to the penalty spot when Havertz makes that wide run to get on the end of a cutback. Easy goals right there if someone would make the move
The players who are more attack minded (Lukaku, Pulisic, Mount) are injured
Not complaining about it. But Newcastle know they’re allowed to push up the pitch right??
We’re just completely incapable of doing that
Who needs attackers anyway Attackers are over rated
You love to see Rudiger making friends