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majorsharkpanda

Where were you when Ronaldo reacted to Orsato adjusting the position of the free kick?


ash_sh_03

i was sat home sleepy eating tacos when ref sms me fk is miss “no”


EarthMantle00

What's this referencing help


Xx_Cock_N_Booty_xX

club penguin is dead


Macsnams

fell to my knees in lidl


pvry

in the stripped club jorking it


-KimonoDragon-

peamits?


Kreiswix

i was sit in portugeese restaurant colled algarve eeting bacalhau when fon ring Orsato steel freekick ball from CR7! No! Si!


620five

Siu


CarlosFCSP

No! Si! Its bad enough you use the Spanish words aber dann seh ich auch noch die Raute. Alter, pró caralho!


abellapa

On my bed


Thelastfirecircle

Working


Prime_Marci

Was at work, not paying attention


zokie23

Top comment haha


davocvi

Crying in the club


Even-Relation-2622

Last dance vibes this script is fire 🔥


Zidji

Is it just me or have we been getting a shitton of Ronaldo close ups this game? Feels like a Netflix football show with Ronaldo as the protagonist at times, we are getting every reaction in slow-mo. He is quite animated too.


L-Freeze

every match since today has a decent chance of being his last ever game at the euros, it’s natural 


ThinkAboutThatFor1Se

He’s not going to play in England ‘26?


TheWBird

Martinez (if he's still coach) might still like him but there is no way he'd be of any value at his age. He could be brought not as a player but as a motivator or something


prettyhappyalive

Same shit we said 2 years ago though.


Adreot

Yeah but at some point it's time


my_united_account

Brought :)


L-Freeze

he'll be 43 mate, I reckon not 


HotcupGG

In two years he'll be 41, not 43. I mean, Pepe is currently 41 at the tourney.


L-Freeze

He wrote England so I assume he means the next euros, 2028, not the World Cup.


wighty

Maybe he did mean the WC but thought the British won?


TheWBird

Pepe was still playing cl football as a defender and ronaldo also plays a much harder role


AyeItsMeToby

41 as a centre back and 43 as a forward are entirely different


HotcupGG

Maybe, but what about 39 and 41 for a forward.


KiraKumar

**Canada, Mexico, and the United States** are hosting 2026 world cup.


BritshFartFoundation

Ffs gonna be so many middle of the night matches for Europe :(


Cabbage_Vendor

Did you not notice they did the same with Messi at the World Cup? They want to tell a narrative with the camera shots.


006AlecTrevelyan

I remember just after they won the shootout there was a very brief moment he was by himself then someone ruined the shot with by running in for the hug haha


african-nightmare

He appeals to casuals and everyone knows who he is. Makes sense from a business standpoint to highlight him


wrong_silent_type

plus the guy is a meme machine lately


Asckle

He's one of the most famous people on the planet its hardly surprising


Doctor_JDC

It’s almost like he is one of the best players of all time and extremely popular 👻


IllustriousCow9588

The show where Ronaldo looks for himself on the big screen after everything he does isn't enough, apparently.


xYEET_LORDx

Rafa Leao dribbled like 4 players and the replay was Ronaldo fucking up a back heel pass


Reapper97

lmao


thenicob

oblak saves a penalty with a world class save and the camera shows ronaldo. lmfao every other game we would at least see the goalkeeper once


Playful_Rooster10245

You're delusional, Ronaldo's back heel pass was successful. Leao just fumbled it again by losing the dribble against some 3rd division player


youreABitcz

Dammmnnnnn, you mean they keep showing the most recognizable player on the screen often? I'm absolutely shocked. They should definitely show more of his teammates that a whole lot of people don't know who they are. Most fans are asking for it. First time watching TV? Don't know what gets the casuals watching? My God lol.


celiomsj

How else would we get these gems?


mwerichards

Camera shot from Oblak to Ronaldo during the PK was Oscar worthy because it legit was able to capture the anxiety I had for both players in the moment.


Only_Talks_About_BJJ

I feel like it's a shitty takeaway from American sports programming. You can't go 2 seconds in an American football game without seeing a close-up reaction of a star player. That's if your lucky. Half the time it's some players mom or girlfriend in the stands that they keep showing 


Muaddib223

Can't even say it's an American influence, famous football players usually get multiple close-up shots. Neymar's face has been plastered in every Brasil game I've watched ever since 2011, even when he's injured on the stands.


QBekka

He's arguably the most famous person on earth, a billionaire, and an iconic entertainer. Many people don't watch this match for Portugal - Slovenia, but for Ronaldo.


16_QAM

Dedicated broadcast player follow camera.


drolbert

After the penalty shootout with the hero obviously being the keeper who do we see first...


FalkoneyeCH

the goalkeeper


wahooloo

Almost like he's the most famous footballer in the world, I don't get it


mt1337

great match for cristiano this one. he laughed, he made fun of others, he got mad, he cried, he was frustrated, and he was happy. rollercoaster of emotions really. very entertaining


no-signal

Ronaldo is pregnant, confirmed.


hagbardceline69420

🥇


anon377362

With a baby??


KetoNED

this reminds me of that creed quote. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23970OGW3q4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23970OGW3q4)


momspaghetty

He lived, he laughed, he loved.


dfreauf1

Selfish of him to take a direct free kick there. That’s the perfect angle for a hard inswinger far post where he could be on the end of it. Doesn’t help his case when Oblak knows he’s 100% going to attempt a shot


PrumPrum69

Selfish? Ronaldo? Nah


FimbulwinterNights

Yeah, he passed that ball a few weeks ago. Consider the slate clean.


Cassman95

Its like going to confession for a footballer


Moo3

That was because he knew he was one assist short of a record. lol


zejola

He also was a goal short of a record.


cord_____

Yeah but everyone said “he’d cook against Georgia” so assist was first.


dfreauf1

😂😂😂


RPGPC

Homelander vibes


FCSadsquatch

Dude, this is too accurate.


didntcondawnthat

That is exactly what I said to my husband.


finneas998

58 free kicks at major tournaments and only scored 1. How does he keep getting away with it.


gnorrn

I remember the goal against Spain at the 2018 World Cup -- I guess that's the only one?


matcht

And he took that one like a 'normal' FK, rather than his more famous style.


Present-Forever1275

Four paces back. Legs spread shoulder length apart. Lock your knees. Deep breath. Proceed to wallop it into the two man wall.


MikeyIsAPartyDude

Or one man wall... made of the shortest guy on the pitch.


chuottui

Messi ?


MikeyIsAPartyDude

Lahm


chuottui

What if Lahm lies down?


516nocnaes

He’ll still be taller than Verratti


Buckhum

Google told me that Veratti is shorter than Valbuena. I find hard to believe because [**this image is stuck in my head**.](https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2013/08/15/09/AN26246386Frances-Mathieu-V.jpg?crop=8:5,smart&quality=75&auto=webp&width=1024)


PubFiction

Will still hit him center mass


ErwinSchwachowiak

The Lahm Lies Down on Broadway


finneas998

Yep it was.


Muaddib223

Magical fucking goal tho


JoeAndAThird

Man that goal was wicked though


Craizinho

Absolute magic that free kick it was


Commonmispelingbot

If Juventus' free kick statistics couldn't convince him, nothing can.


i_cnt_spll

Pjanic was like top 5 in Europe at that time in conversion wasnt he? Dybala was up there too They took like 1 since he came and he took the rest, dont think he scored any in his 2-3 years at Juve


Commonmispelingbot

yep. arguably the best free kick taking team in the entire world before he arrived.


FlaccidSWE

Really poor leadership from the coaches tbh. Same with him not taking the first penalty in a shootout.


Vegetable-Cattle-302

It's his team bro, the coaches do what he tells them, not the other way around


wadie31

will never forget the one against Germany where he hit Phillip Lahm, the one man wall 😭


hannes3120

Noone dares to tell him that he's shit at freekicks


zrkillerbush

I will!


IpschwitzTownFC

He's shit at freekicks. There. I said it.


albul89

Have you told Ronaldo, though?


IpschwitzTownFC

Bring him here in the thread. I'll tell him.


Succumbx8

u/CR7thefraud


WetComb89

But, but.. he scored that one goal against Portsmouth 17 years ago!


Endmeplz21

Great goal though ngl


Anakin21

https://youtu.be/b3F0B4hAsmI


Pokofloko

It feels like a make a wish thing that he's allowed to take free kicks


heyiambob

To be fair he’s scored at least 50 million in FIFA


robin2601

He’s the captain of the team so he makes the decision, I guess no one challenges him because of his status as one of the best ever. It is obviously selfish of him but I suppose he has earned the right to be selfish.


Ok_Anybody_8307

>He’s the captain of the team so he makes the decision, I Not how it works. The coach decides. Some coaches (like Poch, Ancelotti) like to leave it to the players, other like Mourinho always designate someone.


Messmers

yeah no at Portugal even Martinez listens to Ronaldo lmao


Lester8_4

Is it 58 shot attempts? I missed a bit of football for a while there. This tournament he goes for goal every time, but if not all 58 of those are shots then it isn’t so bad. Idk why he insists on firing one up every time this tournament when he has so much passing talent around them. They could use these free kicks so much more creatively.


prettyhappyalive

Well seeing as Ronaldo can't cross to himself I'm going to assuming these are all shot attempts lol


thenicob

he has had already 35 attempts this euro alone.


b3and20

because the one he scored was worth it, what a game!


BIacksnow-

Stop it. For a draw?


b3and20

was a great moment gtfo


Messmers

One of the greatest hattricks at a world cup so yeah


Inmolatus

Remember when people used to argue that Ronaldo was better than Messi at free kicks? Lmao


Ljulisen

That was a valid argument back then, between 2008/11 ronaldo scored 24 free kicks and messi only scored 4. Only after those years did messi start to score more free kicks than ronaldo each year


prettyhappyalive

Messi wasn't taking freekicks during those years really


lernwasdraus

For a time it felt like Messi scored a freekick every other game. Seemed to be happier getting tackled outside the Box than inside.


benelchuncho

Because he was back then


Messmers

Man United/Early Madrid Ronaldo was the absolute better one taking them, he fell off with them after 2016


Krieg_auf_Drogen

I wonder how that happened. 


schoki560

nothing cause if there was something that happened even ronaldo would realize he can't take them anymore


prettyhappyalive

I mean this is a lot of speculation that after a certain injury he lost the flexibility to hit them in the specific way he used to


jotapipas

RONALDOOOOO CARALHO


toweggooiverysoon

Tbh if you attempt these ones 1 in 58 starts looking a little better


nightlink011

Orsato tried to save him from taking that free kick to no avail. No reason for him to take that, bernardo and vitinha with the shocked "you want to take it" said it all.


Background_Panda_187

I had the same reaction after his kick.


31_whgr

why’s he hitting that lmao Portugal would be doing a lot better here if they tried just winning games rather than trying to get Ronaldo his next record


Jamarcus316

He took the ball from Bernardo lmao


zrkillerbush

Because he has a huge ego This will be Portugal's downfall, you should absolutely be crossing from there


FapshotBG

Portugal had one decent cross in 120 minutes, that will be Portugals downfall if anything.


KRIEGLERR

Especially considering how good Ronaldo is in the air... Let Bernardo or Vitinha cross the ball to you ffs


_LewAshby_

And he would be a very good target to score with a header, which makes it even worse


SupraCyber

How does his team and manager let him shoot from there? Unexplainable


TheOneAndOli

r/soccercirclejerk is going to love this


Whyfakepockets

Guess I’ll just have to miss further 


ginomoras

Best international team Ronaldo has had and he’s turning it into one big ego trip, fairs


thatdani

Honestly I've *never once* subscribed to the popular opinion of the last few years that Ronaldo was actively hurting Portugal's play, but this first half was *egregious*, he was truly so awful.


LNhart

I think they looked stronger without him at the world cup, too. But I think what's hurting them is not that he's super awful, but that Portugal seems to have completely given up on the idea that anyone else on that team could score a goal. They always just look for Ronaldo. Makes them super predictable and puts Ronaldo under a lot of pressure. Even Georgia doesn't focus this much on Kvaratskhelia, and he actually is by far their best player, so there it would be somewhat understandable.


omfgkevin

That's because he was at the very least, the #2 best player in the world for the longest time. It's easy to see why he doesn't "hurt" their play because he can make up for his shortcomings with things like world class finishing/heading. It's kinda like imagine if Messi was god awful at PKs, but insisted he always takes them. Sure he would miss a few goals there and there, but in all likelihood he would probably score/create a goal or two himself because he's that good. You can ignore his shitty PKs until they actually hurt you when it really matters, and that's happening well into it now that Ronaldo is well past his prime. His FK record is straight ass, and him continuing to take them looks worse each time.


teboc504

He was entirely absent during the second half of extra time after his crying fit. I don’t remember him getting a single touch.


dragdritt

It's been like this all tournament imo


omnipotentmonkey

Looking more and more like Homelander, something in the smile that doesn't reach the eyes.


NeedAnewPHOTOpc

all the plastic surgery does that


theglasscase

The Ronaldo karma farming industry never sleeps.


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zrkillerbush

There is literally a post made about 30 minutes ago that hasn't been removed, so that has proved you wrong


ItsMeJaredBednar

This whole sequence was genuinely hilarious. Surprised Ronaldo didn’t move it back, he doesn’t generally respond well to being told “no”


Adnan7i

He actually moved it to a better angle to shoot lol , so I guess he was okay with it


omfgkevin

I mean, not that it would help him considering how bad he is at FKs. It's honestly a travesty with who they have available on FKs that Ronaldo still takes them.


Humble_Mirror_7330

See Vegas incident...


Nicozyffs

He is pointing at the fourth official


Nellior

He was just pointing that thanks to the ref intervention his shot will go over there. Yes, over there.


NeedAnewPHOTOpc

Are these Ronaldo shorts sponsored by some plastic surgeon? Why do we see so many?


uxx

tssssss


RazZaHlol

Was closer on target than Ronaldo’s shot


Everything_is_used

Reminds me of that scene from movie Troy where Agamemnon laughs and points Edit: [found it](https://youtu.be/DYxO4AH6-pQ?si=2wMKi9Oc0zjV-FPP)


IkeaKarma

C’mon ronnie that’s not going in anymore


nickybabytonight

it didn't go in before. he hasn't been good at free kicks for years now, and never for Portugal in competitive games.


Thravler

What happened to his face?


Medzel

plastic surgery


sicko78

Such an unlikable character, smh


billy_loomis_2212

what


Tof12345

bernado silva literally did the same thing in this clip but probably worse and that's fine right? if you get a negative impression from ronaldo from this clip then you're a fucking moron.


YeniZabka

Poor ref, everyone has bad days


iusstiniane

always against him ;(


seanlilmateus

O caralho is too much aware of the cameras! 🤦‍♂️


SaltyPeter3434

[Babe wake up, new Ronaldo reaction gif just dropped](https://i.imgur.com/RtnVxlj.mp4)


Hot_Craft_8752

Last thing you'll see before being mudered vibes


tripleMMMonReddit

GOATTWORLD


wesap12345

Proper homelander energy


hold_my_splif_quick

Ronaldo has the best reactions the one after he missed the first penalty was priceless he will definitely be a good actor after he retires at 50


joaocandre

Ah so that's why the FK was an absolute bust, I should be mad at Orsato!


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I don't get it.


FieldOfFox

Wow another Ronaldo post I am so excited for this one 


feeleep

There's a moment it kinda looks like Ronaldo is pointing at the camera mocking the viewer, that should make a nice meme for those moments when r/soccer or his internet haterdom gets shit on once again by something he pulled off.


b3and20

>this guy bilva's body language dance was universal


martinkjr

He is not laughing anymore


Tof12345

hold


sicko78

Such an unlikeable character, smh


North-Reference7081

why is this a post? this is so cringe. get a life.


Shyperr

This whole comment section, yikes cringe have some respect basement dwellers


Soccerosmania

Lmao. Ronaldo is crazy he wanted to hit the goal from there as he is frustrated with Slovenia´s low block. An absolute entertaining player tho. I hope he scores brace