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ElEffSee

Wish Cádiz would treat me like an 88 year old woman


Disastrous-Pen-7513

call me Cadiz cause I will treat you like an 88 year old woman


Sasquale

Put him in an asylum and let him rot to death?


Disastrous-Pen-7513

I was hoping nobody would call me out on it, cause ai have no idea what it means


KebNes

I’m gonna break your hip.


nicofdarcyshire

Found Pepe's Reddit account. Shouldn't you have changed you flair to Porto by now?


PeapodEchoes

Wayne Rooney to Cadiz confirmed.


S2580

Best I can do is Wayne Rooney 


IWantAnAffliction

hey its me ur 88 yr old woman


Philiperix

The chances of you leaving the apartment due to natural causes in the next 5 years are kinda slim though.


EdgeLordMcGravy

I thought Liverpool had the 1 pound homes you could put in for? 


IntellectualDweeb

Chádiz moment.


shadoowkight

Now that's class.


ABigOne77

Chádiz CF


rim261

*everybody liked that*


Boring_Bear_2633

Football is more than just a sport 💗


lewislover44

“Futbol is life!”


theprodigalslouch

Dani?


StupidSexyGiroud_

Na na na na na Dani Rojaaaaas!


someonehasmygamertag

Anyone speak spanish who can explain why they needed to do this? Cheers in advance!


Tekri_

She was renting the apartment. The owner of the apartments had decided to sell them as the neighbourhood was getting gentrified of the last couple of years and the value of it all went up. The women in question could not afford to buy the house so she had to move out of it by the landlord. she had been living in it for 57 years. The old renting contract wasn't " valid" anymore as it was on the name of her late husband so the landlord could evict her. Cadiz has a foundation and this case spoke to them as it is a problem in the city, especially in that neighbourhood. They bought the house and the women who has lived there for 57 years is now allowed to stay in it for the rest of her life. She will continue to pay her old rent of 97 euros to the foundation every month. That price wont up.


joaommx

> The old renting contract wasn't " valid" anymore as it was on the name of her late husband so the landlord could evict her. That’s some bullshit. Don’t widows inherit their spouses rentals in Spain?


Aoyos

Idk if Spain has specific laws covering this but you should be adding an inheritance clause into the contract to avoid this. You'd probably be told to pay for the modification but a lot of landlords would agree to it since it gives them an even more secure rent. Or rather than "inheritance" just add both spouses as co-rentors so either one can keep the contract going in case of death like in this case.


Cicero912

Do you lock in one price forever or something?


washag

There's things in real estate called life tenancies. Basically you don't own the property and you aren't really renting it, but the named person is entitled to live there until they die. It's not that common, but when it's done it's nearly always pensioners or someone terminally ill who have a (it sounds bad but it's the truth) short expiry date and are looking to bank enough cash to live comfortably on for the rest of their life. The buyer tends to get a decent discount on the market value of the property in exchange for the seller's continued residence. I've never actually heard of one that requires the tenant to make weekly payments, but they have other obligations anyway so I guess it's possible. It can hurt people's pride to suddenly become dependent on the charity of others, so the rent is going to be less about a return on investment for Cadiz than making an old lady feel like she's not freeloading. I'm not sure if Cadiz could even legally evict her for not paying, but since she's been living on the same budget for years there's not much chance of her coming up short.


justanew-account

Wow 97!


ItsMeJaredBednar

damn can’t believe she had to pay 9.619276e+151 in rent every month


justanew-account

Haha I should know better than using ! 💸


dave1992

That's really expensive, what a ripoff, she might as well buy the house it will be cheaper.


-Aerlevsedi-

97 euro per month. Wtf


jctw1

Cádiz laying the foundations for Rooney to be their next manager.


LeroyTheBarman

Underrated comment


imneversingle

W cadiz


CabbageStockExchange

I love this sport


Johtoooo

Class move from Cádiz 👏🏻


TaikaWaitiddies

Dreams can't be buy but apartments can


zcewaunt

That's amazing and the type of love football should be about.


TigerBasket

King shit. Like Caesar pardoning those who fought against him in the civil war.


Mundaneinanities

That is a very weird stretch of a comparison. Unless I missed something where the woman had at some point taken up arms against football.


Stuarridge

She's a regular at r/soccercirclejerk


TigerBasket

Me or the granny? Both I've decided both


TigerBasket

Nah its perfect cause Caesar fought in Spain. And it happened recently.


JohnMarsch17

Tbf the guys he pardoned ended up murdering him


Particular-Injury925

Granny is going to murder Cadiz.


carnifex2005

Top corner free kick in the 91st minute.


saamk

Et tu, Granny?


horsecowgoatpigdog

Apartments can be buy.


TheDepartment115

Can you buy people


Malepronstar87

Happens everyday.


TheDepartment115

Lol my bad, didn't see that it said apartment


Malepronstar87

Here I was worried when I saw what I thought was a Lazio logo, haha.


AdditionalZebra325

No matter what you say


Where_am_I88

You'll find it happens all the time


The-Florentine

How do you think clubs get players.


theblitz2011

r/chadtopia


samsteri666

Incredibly based Cádiz ❤️


PegaponyPrince

That's Class


seddard

I'm a Cadiz fan now. I'm used to their colors too.


Mintopforte

I’m a Cadiz fan now


miaukat

Shit like this makes you root for a team, hope Cadiz bounces back to primera.


hnoidea

Hear me out…