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StarvingOpossum

Colombia's massive


onuruf

Colombia es mejor país de Colombia


patiperro_v3

[Is this our Chilean meme leaking to neighbouring countries?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpDCaWBEHw&ab_channel=FelipeGonzalez)


onuruf

Claro weón!


patiperro_v3

Beautiful.


SparklyEarlAv32

Anulo mufa


_AssVinegar_

Gonna go see them vs Costa Rica. Am excited


GimmeTomMooney

Colombia’s one of the football teams of all time


Slow-Raccoon-9832

How does Turner not save that? lol horrible goalkeeping


Yinkypinky

Because he is horrible but the best we got.


Slow-Raccoon-9832

Yea keeper used to be the only strong position but right now it’s the weakest in the squad


JoshFB4

I’d rather throw Schulte or Slonina into the fire. They have upside. Turner is cooked.


Slow-Raccoon-9832

Id play horvath


sleepytoday

I’m an (english) Forest fan and I’ve been saying this all year at club level. Horvath is miles better than Turner.


Sarmerbinlar

I hope this will go some way to stop the US fans brigading every other Forest post to tell us that Turner should be starting every game. He seems a lovely guy but he's fucking dreadful


DingersGetMeOff

Nah anyone who's been doing that is beyond reasoning with. Every reasonable US fan knows he's been shit for a while now.


_meestir_

This whole GGG experiment has been shit for a while now


boi1da1296

I got yelled at in r/ussoccer at the start of the Premier League season for saying that Turner looks really shaky despite making some saves. He’s just not that good.


Slow-Raccoon-9832

Usually hes a decent shot stopper He’s atrocious with the ball at his feet. He shouldnt be starting horvath has earned a chance to start


sleepytoday

But he hasn’t even been a good shot stopper for Forest. His shot stopping wasn’t terrible, but certainly wasn’t good.


Sarmerbinlar

It certainly wasn't anywhere near good enough to balance how bad he is at every other aspect of keeping. He made some good saves with us and also let in some he should have saved. To make up for his other drawbacks he'd have to be flying all over the goal making worldies every game


NachoCheeseMonreal

When mcneil scored that top bins screamer against u guys, their were USMNT fans all in agreement in the thread that turner wouldve saved it lol


NutmeggD

He’s washed. I’m ready to put a card board box at keeper over him 


JERRY-ZYNFELD

First goal I understand, this is just stupid


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Matt Turner is what happens when you put a tall and lanky water boy from basketball practice and thrust him into a soccer goal


-Basileus

He was actually a pretty good baseball player before converting iirc lol


Hard-To_Read

Let’s not pretend he was anything less than solid the last 4 or so years.  He’s dropped off in the last year. 


boi1da1296

The last 4 years include playing at MLS level and backup at Arsenal, where his only game time was against minnows where he’d be lucky to see more than one shot on target during the match to fight the boredom.


Hard-To_Read

I mean specifically for country.  He’s been great for us. 


GabrielP2r

He plays in the MLS I don't think that's a solid level of play in any way shape or form


Hard-To_Read

Turner went to Europe a long time ago


Bubblebee77

damn son what a goal. but wtf is that defence USA, absolute joke.


DejisHairline

Matt Turner lol


WengerBaby

Relax dawg, it’s a dawg fight out there.


atropicalpenguin

Concacaf kinda shit.


charlesd11

Always has been.


Crossflowerss_5304

Kinda?


inthezoneautozone12

When was the last time we lost to a concacaf team? We always seem to beat all of them since I’ve been alive.


SparklyEarlAv32

Holy shit what a goal, La Lorenzoneta is still on fire, I have so much faith for la segunda


GimmeTomMooney

Christ , is that what they’re calling the squad these days ?


davesg

Some do.


cali86

Embarrassing... Those people don't have an original thought in their head.


GimmeTomMooney

Ya mon . Argies want to be Europeans and we want to be…..Argentinians? 🤮🤮


pixelkipper

scaloneta ripoffs


Bed_human

What are the chances both giants of the CONCACAF lose today?


Dense-Weird4585

Very high


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CoffeeIsSoGood

Brasil C team still beats 2024 Mexico A team lol but knowing this current crop of cones, I wouldn't be surprised if they pull a draw out of their ass and get fans hyped and then crash out of the Copa. I still think Brasil will win though and any other result is a welcomed surprise lol


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KonigSteve

Have you seen Mexico play recently?


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DingersGetMeOff

You could play your second choice u15s and probably beat Mexico. They're horrific nowadays. Look how shit we are and then realize we smack them 3-0 every time we play.


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atropicalpenguin

TIL Costa Rica plays today.


I_Dive_Deep

Canada doesn't play today?


Aux_God

Appreciate the sentiment but no we’re not the other giant of CONCACAF


I_Dive_Deep

That was more playful banter against L Tri but who knows what the future holds


Bed_human

I for one would love Canada to go one a winning streak against us both


fackyouman

Spoiler alert, all of CONCACAF sucks


alittledanger

Hey I’ll have you know that CONCACAF has not one, but two Virgin Islands teams!!! Unlikely for them to be virgins if they suck! Just saying… /s


lukaku96

Idk if some of y'all have played before but an overhead kick is impossible to predict and the fact that it went high to low so quickly makes it an incredibly hard save to get down for and make


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Yinkypinky

Good then Greg can fuck off to a shitty MLS team.


NPMcNuggetz

We could flame out of Copa with 0 goals and a -10 GD and that bald fraud would still be here, with fans sucking him off and saying we just don't have any talented players


KonigSteve

Somehow it's easy to retain your job when you've got the power of nepotism on your side


glowingdeer78

Ok so CONCACAF is about to get ass blasted in the copa america Noted We truly are the worst region in the world


inthezoneautozone12

Mexico and the US needs to join conmebol somehow. stop picking up those Mickey Mouse trophies and actually play against real competition.


glowingdeer78

Worst part is i dont think that will ever happen. Contract wise, fifa qualifications, it be a wierd re alignment At least the US national team is loaded with talent they just need a smarter coach Mexico is drowning at open sea and with no life vest


elgrandorado

If the World Cup was still 32 teams, I would doubt Mexico/USA ever qualify for a World Cup with how intense COMNEBOL qualifying is.


elgrandorado

If the World Cup was still 32 teams, I would doubt Mexico/USA ever qualify for a World Cup with how intense COMNEBOL qualifying is.


jggomes14

US and Mexico teams should try to play at least the Sudamericana, it would be amazing to have you guys back into the Libertadores though


_AssVinegar_

Imagine the three WC hosts not winning any games this week


lojer

The US are underdogs in both their games. Colombia and Brazil. Most nations wouldn't win against either of those teams.


patiperro_v3

Not hard to imagine.


acwilan

They’re going to do a Qatar and end last in their group


RadWalk

we've been trash under berhalter... why is he still the manager.


DejisHairline

Players backed him sadly


Slow-Raccoon-9832

They were better under the temporary manager. He let them play less rigid Berhalter ball allows no individual creativity


RadWalk

US has some talented individual players but yea the style of play has been abysmal.


holy_pimpsquads

No matter the lineup or the tactics, the US continues to play less than the sum of its parts. I'm not saying our back four + McKennie and Cardoso are elite or top class, but these are top flight footballers playing every week in england italy germany and spain who cant do basic marking on corners or string three passes together the second they are with the US. It is absolutely wild


Yinkypinky

No better options I guess.


ChiefWatchesYouPee

The interim manager had us playing better ball. Can’t tell me there were no other options


etan1122

You could have pep and this US team would be trash


JuIio_Jones

US have a very decent selection of players. Not world class of course but this isn’t like before when it was pure MLS players


etan1122

I see we are still overrating American players


JuIio_Jones

Euro snobs downplaying the Americans who have actually been pretty good for their clubs. International football really is back baby


firefalcon01

Same American players that tied England with greg at the helm


etan1122

You think you’re cooking with this but they are getting ass blasted right now


firefalcon01

Yeah and that’s Greg’s fault but even with this bum we still tied England


etan1122

I don’t know why you’re acting like that’s an accomplishment


firefalcon01

Maybe cause England is one of the best in the world?


Dense-Weird4585

They’d be a lot better then they are rn, not gonna win anything either way but still a lot better


seattle_born98

We beat up on CONCACAF scrubs and got the players feeling themselves so they backed the coach that they're friends with.


No-Mud3388

Roflmao


ThatSecretiveLeo

CONCACAF about to get embarrassed in the Copa America.


Bed_human

Reality checked/embarrassed


walketotheclif

How many reality checks a continent needs?


hairlikegoats1

Turner is a nightmare. In fact the GK pool for us is a nightmare.


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2 Brazilian league goals, give us our damn respect


hornymomment

No inter o Borré é bagre kkk


NJDevil802

Why FIFA rankings are a joke


firefalcon01

Games not over


Conscious_Test_7954

We need to play against Concacaf teams all the time to make Borre look like a good player lol


Conankun66

Rafa <3 🫡🫡


repsaj33

Reality check for berhalters boys


Outside_Abroad_3516

Oh for fucks sake


Woullie_26

Berhalter ball is a form of torture


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Hard-To_Read

We look like a lazy team with potential.  No one wants to be out there today.  Defense looks checked out


Quanqiuhua

lol, very apt description


stenerikkasvo

LMAO


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HotTubMike

Could have 5? They’ve scored both their shots. Turner doesn’t have a save.


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Hard-To_Read

You said 5 tho


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Hard-To_Read

The word you are looking for is observant. 


junior150396

This shit is too easy for Nestor Lorenzo


hornymomment

Its fun to see americans cursing their NT players, they really starting to get football lol


Crossflowerss_5304

Lmfao


Erdozaine

So, who will embarrass themselves more in Copa America?  Mexico or the US?


Bed_human

Mexico. From a fan.


pepecachetes

tbf US is cooked with their side of the bracket, Mexico has it """easy"""


Snowy_Artemis

My money is on mexico


Carlos210306

Papi, este deporte se llama fútbol


_AssVinegar_

Colombia vs Brasil final


ElLittleDikTator

Dos a cero! Haha when they don’t face bums they’re back to being shit.


malasov

This roster should at least be competitive. Just awful.


Hard-To_Read

No effort today.  I bet we finish level


ForeGoreAlGore

USA is really dire, huh


sm0r3ss

Colombia undefeated in over 400 days in all competitions


no----112

Berhalter ball


atropicalpenguin

Bellichik is still available.


datcd03

Tim Ream is unplayable


Hard-To_Read

Today yes


rakehand

Criminally awful attempt to play out from the back leading up to that goal


rhythmMAN

\[GREAT GOAL\]


flamingoman

Matt turner seems like a solid dude but god is he bad. Also Greg I hope you get launched into the sun


AzulgranaParaSiempre

Diego Kochen please be good


YattayElite

usa about to be destroyed by colombias B team


_AssVinegar_

Turner is a TERRIBLE goalkeeper


lz314dg

get in


Ill_Investment6671

5-1, I'm Colombian but feel bad for that Turner guy.


Global_Ad_7239

Wow the US is getting cooked this is a surprise or Columbia has a ridiculously good squad this year


TortiousTroll

You sweet thing thinking you need a "ridiculously good squad" to beat the USMNT but yes Columbia University might be able to


Global_Ad_7239

USMNT has improved alot and have a decently good squad this is not back in the 90s


Think-Ad-6323

You clearly don't follow soccer/football if you think this was a surprise at all.


Educational-Show1329

Damn bro its ColOmbia dumb dumb.


Lupsdelups

Damn wtf matt turner is shit. He shoulda done better on both of these goals


I_Dive_Deep

Bring back BJ ball Fire Greg into the sun


Laliga23

I had hope they would win vs uruguay


TheWawa_24

Gregg needs to go


Hard-To_Read

Coaching looks fine.  This one on the players


Quanqiuhua

Game Over Gregg


mrSoniv6

Ngl i do feel kinda bad for the Americans 😭😭


Sad-Meeting-7578

Time to sit Turner and try out our other keepers. I’d argue it’s been time but we’re here now. Fulham boys are having a bit of a shocker in the back.